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22nd Apr '17 11:13:38 PM TSBasilisk
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* Gray quality weapons sometimes have amusing names, such as the paired shield and hammer The Movable Object and The Stoppable Force; the Mining Sword which is chipped and battered from being used wrong; and the Kvalidir Skinning Knife which, being used by giants, is a claymore.
21st Apr '17 7:47:46 PM Krek
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---> '''Khadgar''': Fel... ''murlocs''? Is there any race the Legion won't corrupt?
21st Apr '17 7:30:59 AM Twitchythe3rd
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** Up north, you can find King Mrgl-Mrgl, and with him his apprentice: Murky. Yes. [[VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm That Murky.]] The questline that follows sees you building up the little guy to become leader of his own tribe, culminating in mind-melding with him to wipe out the resident makura so they have a place to live and grow.
20th Apr '17 6:53:12 AM Perseus
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** A time-limited quest on the Broken Shore calls back to the infamous Apexis Crystal quest, as he claims that he has once again done the math and he needs precisely 2500 Nethershards. When you turn them in, however, he sheepishly admits that he may have gotten a ''bit'' carried away... and a single shard is all he actually requires. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain He asks that you not speak of this again.]] And your "reward"? 2499 Nethershards.[[note]]And a significant amount of Legionfall reputation, but that's not as funny.[[/note]]

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** A time-limited quest on the Broken Shore calls back to the infamous Apexis Crystal quest, as he claims that he has once again done the math and he needs precisely 2500 Nethershards. When you turn them in, however, he sheepishly admits that he may have gotten a ''bit'' carried away... and a single shard is all he actually requires. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain He asks that you not speak of this again.]] And your "reward"? 2499 Nethershards.[[note]]And a significant amount of Legionfall reputation, but that's not as funny.[[/note]]
20th Apr '17 6:52:37 AM Perseus
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** A time-limited quest on the Broken Shore calls back to the infamous Apexis Crystal quest, as he claims that he has once again done the math and he needs precisely 2500 Nethershards. When you turn them in, however, he sheepishly admits that he may have gotten a ''bit'' carried away... and a single shard is all he actually requires. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain He asks that you not speak of this again.]] And your "reward"? 2499 Nethershards.[[note]]And a significant amount of Legionfall reputation, but that's not as funny.[[/note]]
19th Apr '17 8:28:02 PM TheSinful
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*** The quest related to this is delivering badly needed supplies to forces stranded on the other side of the stamped. Specifically, a keg of booze.

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*** The quest related to this is delivering badly needed supplies to forces stranded on the other side of the stamped.stampede. Specifically, a keg of booze.


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** The Burning Legion has taken to recruiting Murlocs of all things.
19th Apr '17 4:18:28 AM Perseus
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---> '''Reshad:''' Percy, what's that you've got there? Let me see it...[[Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey Fifty Layers of Shadow]]? PERCIVAL, YOU PUT THAT BACK THIS INSTANT. Nasty bird...

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---> '''Reshad:''' Percy, what's that you've got there? Let me Come now, let's see it...it... [[Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey Fifty Layers of Shadow]]? Shadow]]?! PERCIVAL, YOU PUT THAT BACK THIS INSTANT. Nasty bird...
17th Apr '17 8:17:48 AM MarsJenkar
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*** A BrickJoke comes up on the Broken Shore later on, where a demonic portal attuned to ''you'' shows up, as part of a daily quest. Turns out that Daglop has become the demonic equivalent of a Demonology Warlock, and is summoning ''you'' to help him take out stronger foes among the demons! When Khadgar learns about this, he is understandably nonplussed that this could be done.
15th Apr '17 10:38:54 PM TSBasilisk
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*** Eventually you bring her an arcane object of immense power only for her to have no idea what it is. She tries using as a paperweight and hitting it on a rock before ''accidentally'' binding a demon with it.
** The world quest "Set You Up The Bomb!" has the objective of "Burn all of the things".
11th Apr '17 11:57:07 PM JKRoo
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** Paladin:
*** As you progress through the order hall campaign, you recruit a... ''very unusual'' champion. [[spoiler:He's a HOLY DREADLORD... or at least, a member of the Nathrezim who didn't accept Sargeras's offer and fights against him]]. That's not really the funny bit. The funny bit is that, while he literally radiates holy light, he apparently hasn't changed from the typical uniform... which consists of the shapes of ''lots'' of skulls molded into his armor.
*** Once the Broken Shore campaign reaches a certain point, you're able to recruit an additional champion for all classes; pallies can get an extra one if they quested through Un'Goro. Remember Maximillian of Northshire? ''He's back''... and just as crazed as ever. He mentions slaying some vicious demons while armed only with a stick; the player responds with "what, you mean those two crabs?", after which he chides you for being unable to recognize demons. Of course, because ''you'' are his squire, you have to run menial tasks for him, like recovering his armor after his shipwreck, rank up enough become a "Squire, First Class" by slaying more "demons" [[note]] The buff says "whatever that means", [[/note]], recover his artifact weapon "Excaliburto" [[note]] "It's not actually an artifact," [[/note]] ''complete with watching him get a toast, like the player character'', go to Dalaran to save his beloved Doloria [[note]] A goblin lady whose first response is "I didn't think he'd find me again so quickly," [[/note]] from her "hostage situation" [[note]] she's relaxing in the Legerdermain Lounge [[/note]] by going and fighting elite Ettins south of Thunder Totem to recover her jewelery [[note]] The ettin's ''teeth'', and once more he displays a singular disconnection with reality, [[/note]] as ransom, only to come back and be unable to recognize Doloria because she's wearing a cheap Hallow's End Troll mask and calling herself "Doloris". After ''[[LongList all that]]'', and a little bit of asking the room if they've seen "Doloria" while everyone makes fun of him and you, he tells you that you will join him as ''his'' champion, and he will send you off on missions and you will fight at his side. At which point, yes, you ''finally'' can recruit him.
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