History Funny / WitchesAbroad

21st Dec '16 4:56:07 AM Zoriax91
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* Unintentional example: the Italian translation of the book is missing a few pages. Thus, in one page we get the witches celebrating that now Emberella won't be forced to go to the ball, as there's no footmen, no dress, no carriage, and no horses; they decide to go celebrating Samedi Nuit Mort; and [[TemptingFate Nanny claims that "There's a chance on a million" that things will go wrong]]. [[GilliganCut You turn the page]] to read about [[NoodleIncident Emberella standing next to the carriage's ruins, with the footmen and the horses nowhere in sight]]; Emberella telling the witches [[NightmareFuel how Lilith turned the human footmen into beetles and stepped on them]]; and Nanny Ogg telling Greebo to "put itdown" and Greebo [[WhamLine answering with a "Mine! Mine!"]].
2nd Dec '16 2:55:35 PM MarsJenkar
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** [[AmbiguousSyntax The snake, or the croc?]] [[TakeAThirdOption Maybe both?]]

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** [[AmbiguousSyntax The snake, or the croc?]] gator?]] [[TakeAThirdOption Maybe both?]]
2nd Dec '16 2:55:03 PM MarsJenkar
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** [[AmbiguousSyntax The snake, or the croc?]] [[TakeAThirdOption Maybe both?]]
25th Sep '16 3:28:25 PM GothicProphet
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28th Jul '16 7:07:58 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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* The ystic Horseman's Word used by Jason Ogg (and later Granny Weatherwax) to tame even the wildest of horses: "Well, ma'am, what happens is, I gets hold of 'un and smacks 'un between the eyes with hammer before 'un knows what's 'appening, and then I whispers in his ear, I sez 'Cross me, you bugger, and I'll have [[GroinAttack thy goolies on t'anvil,]] thou knows I can'."

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* The ystic Mystic Horseman's Word used by Jason Ogg (and later Granny Weatherwax) to tame even the wildest of horses: "Well, ma'am, what happens is, I gets hold of 'un and smacks 'un between the eyes with hammer before 'un knows what's 'appening, and then I whispers in his ear, I sez 'Cross me, you bugger, and I'll have [[GroinAttack thy goolies on t'anvil,]] thou knows I can'."
22nd Jul '16 10:40:18 PM PsychoGecko
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* The story of Bear Mountain's name. It was a bare mountain, but nobody ever bothered to change the name because of the profit from tourists buying maps, souvenirs, trinkets, maps, and hiring guides to help them find the bears.

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* The story of Bear Mountain's name. It was a bare mountain, but nobody ever bothered to change the name because of the profit from tourists buying maps, souvenirs, trinkets, maps, and hiring guides to help them find hunt the bears.
22nd Jul '16 10:39:51 PM PsychoGecko
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* The story of Bear Mountain's name. It was a bare mountain, but nobody ever bothered to change the name because of the profit from tourists buying maps, souvenirs, trinkets, maps, and hiring guides to help them find the bears.
* "You mean ''everyone'' brought potato salad?"



* One of Magrat's martial arts books is authored by a certain Grand Master Lobsang Dibbler of Ankh-Morpork.



-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' That's the biggest cock I've ever seen!
-->(''{{beat}}'')

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-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' That's the biggest cock I've ever seen!
-->(''{{beat}}'')
seen, and I've seen a few in my time
-->[[{{beat}} Mrs. Gogol raised one disapproving eyebrow.]]



-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' ''What with growing up next to a chicken farm'' is what I was about to say next!

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-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' ''What What with growing up next to a chicken farm'' is farm and all ''is what I was about to say next!next!''


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* The ystic Horseman's Word used by Jason Ogg (and later Granny Weatherwax) to tame even the wildest of horses: "Well, ma'am, what happens is, I gets hold of 'un and smacks 'un between the eyes with hammer before 'un knows what's 'appening, and then I whispers in his ear, I sez 'Cross me, you bugger, and I'll have [[GroinAttack thy goolies on t'anvil,]] thou knows I can'."
* Casanunda shows up at the ball, as a Royal Guard, to try and seduce Nanny Ogg.
** Later, when she's in prison, Nanny Ogg asks him how he's a Royal Guard, the rest of whom are at least 6 feet tall, despite being a dwarf.
-->'''Casanunda:''' [[RefugeInAudacity I lied about my height]], Mrs. Ogg. I'm a world-famous liar.
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' Is that true?
-->'''Casanunda:''' [[BlatantLies No.]]
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' What about you being the world's greatest lover?
-->'''Casanunda:''' Well, maybe I'm only No. 2, but I try harder.
26th Apr '16 11:26:04 AM GothicProphet
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* Jason Ogg being worried about his mother and Granny Weatherwax running into the 'fearsome wild beasts in foreign parts' ... because some of those poor beasts are nearly extinct.

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* Jason Ogg being worried about his mother and Granny Weatherwax running into the 'fearsome wild beasts in foreign parts' ... because some of those poor beasts are nearly extinct.extinct.
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22nd Mar '16 2:36:01 AM Mytly
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* Almost any time the Duc's title comes up, because the witches think [[{{Duck}} it's pronounced "duck"]]. There's this prince, who's a duck, who's really a frog...

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* Almost any time the Duc's title comes up, because the witches think [[{{Duck}} it's pronounced "duck"]]. There's this prince, who's a duck, who's really a frog...frog...
* Jason Ogg being worried about his mother and Granny Weatherwax running into the 'fearsome wild beasts in foreign parts' ... because some of those poor beasts are nearly extinct.
19th May '15 5:29:52 PM GordonSoleil
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-->'''Granny Weatherwax:''' She ain't never had no proper upbringing.

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-->'''Granny Weatherwax:''' She ain't never had no proper upbringing.
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