History Funny / WitchesAbroad

22nd Jul '16 10:40:18 PM PsychoGecko
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* The story of Bear Mountain's name. It was a bare mountain, but nobody ever bothered to change the name because of the profit from tourists buying maps, souvenirs, trinkets, maps, and hiring guides to help them find the bears.

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* The story of Bear Mountain's name. It was a bare mountain, but nobody ever bothered to change the name because of the profit from tourists buying maps, souvenirs, trinkets, maps, and hiring guides to help them find hunt the bears.
22nd Jul '16 10:39:51 PM PsychoGecko
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* The story of Bear Mountain's name. It was a bare mountain, but nobody ever bothered to change the name because of the profit from tourists buying maps, souvenirs, trinkets, maps, and hiring guides to help them find the bears.
* "You mean ''everyone'' brought potato salad?"



* One of Magrat's martial arts books is authored by a certain Grand Master Lobsang Dibbler of Ankh-Morpork.



-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' That's the biggest cock I've ever seen!
-->(''{{beat}}'')

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-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' That's the biggest cock I've ever seen!
-->(''{{beat}}'')
seen, and I've seen a few in my time
-->[[{{beat}} Mrs. Gogol raised one disapproving eyebrow.]]



-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' ''What with growing up next to a chicken farm'' is what I was about to say next!

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-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' ''What What with growing up next to a chicken farm'' is farm and all ''is what I was about to say next!next!''


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* The ystic Horseman's Word used by Jason Ogg (and later Granny Weatherwax) to tame even the wildest of horses: "Well, ma'am, what happens is, I gets hold of 'un and smacks 'un between the eyes with hammer before 'un knows what's 'appening, and then I whispers in his ear, I sez 'Cross me, you bugger, and I'll have [[GroinAttack thy goolies on t'anvil,]] thou knows I can'."
* Casanunda shows up at the ball, as a Royal Guard, to try and seduce Nanny Ogg.
** Later, when she's in prison, Nanny Ogg asks him how he's a Royal Guard, the rest of whom are at least 6 feet tall, despite being a dwarf.
-->'''Casanunda:''' [[RefugeInAudacity I lied about my height]], Mrs. Ogg. I'm a world-famous liar.
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' Is that true?
-->'''Casanunda:''' [[BlatantLies No.]]
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' What about you being the world's greatest lover?
-->'''Casanunda:''' Well, maybe I'm only No. 2, but I try harder.
26th Apr '16 11:26:04 AM GothicProphet
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* Jason Ogg being worried about his mother and Granny Weatherwax running into the 'fearsome wild beasts in foreign parts' ... because some of those poor beasts are nearly extinct.

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* Jason Ogg being worried about his mother and Granny Weatherwax running into the 'fearsome wild beasts in foreign parts' ... because some of those poor beasts are nearly extinct.extinct.
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22nd Mar '16 2:36:01 AM Mytly
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* Almost any time the Duc's title comes up, because the witches think [[{{Duck}} it's pronounced "duck"]]. There's this prince, who's a duck, who's really a frog...

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* Almost any time the Duc's title comes up, because the witches think [[{{Duck}} it's pronounced "duck"]]. There's this prince, who's a duck, who's really a frog...frog...
* Jason Ogg being worried about his mother and Granny Weatherwax running into the 'fearsome wild beasts in foreign parts' ... because some of those poor beasts are nearly extinct.
19th May '15 5:29:52 PM GordonSoleil
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-->'''Granny Weatherwax:''' She ain't never had no proper upbringing.

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-->'''Granny Weatherwax:''' She ain't never had no proper upbringing.
19th May '15 5:29:26 PM GordonSoleil
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-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' That's the biggest cock I ever did see, and I seen a lot of them.

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-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' That's the biggest cock I I've ever did see, and I seen a lot of them.seen!



-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' ''Growing up next to a chicken farm'' is what I was about to say!

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-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' ''Growing ''What with growing up next to a chicken farm'' is what I was about to say!say next!
5th Apr '15 6:47:03 AM LadyJafaria
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* Almost any time the Duc's title comes up, because the witches think it's pronounced "duck". There's this prince, who's a duck, who's really a frog...

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* Almost any time the Duc's title comes up, because the witches think [[{{Duck}} it's pronounced "duck"."duck"]]. There's this prince, who's a duck, who's really a frog...
2nd Feb '15 5:27:04 PM LBHills
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* No vampires have ever risen from the ''cat''.

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* No vampires Vampires have risen from the grave, the tomb or the crypt... but none have ever risen from the ''cat''.
5th Oct '14 6:36:51 AM LadyJafaria
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* No vampires have ever risen from the ''cat''.

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* No vampires have ever risen from the ''cat''.''cat''.
* Almost any time the Duc's title comes up, because the witches think it's pronounced "duck". There's this prince, who's a duck, who's really a frog...
14th Aug '13 9:55:05 AM LadyJafaria
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* Granny being angry at an alligator, which just ate her hat. She then proceeds to WhipItGood. With a ''snake''. It's hard not imagining it going pleading-puppy-eyed at her, begging to be let go.

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* Granny being angry at an alligator, which just ate her hat. She then proceeds to WhipItGood. With a ''snake''. It's hard not imagining it going pleading-puppy-eyed at her, begging to be let go.go.
* No vampires have ever risen from the ''cat''.
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