History Funny / WitchesAbroad

20th Sep '17 12:20:52 PM Zoriax91
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* Unintentional example: the Italian translation of the book is missing a few pages. Thus, in one page, the witches celebrate that now Emberella won't be forced to go to the ball, as there's no footmen, no dress, no carriage, and no horses available; they then decide to go celebrating Samedi Nuit Mort, with Nanny [[TemptingFate claiming that "There's a chance on a million" that things will go wrong]]. [[GilliganCut The next page]], [[NoodleIncident Emberella is standing next to the carriage's ruins, with the footmen and the horses nowhere in sight; (initially) no explanation of how they got restored or replaced; and the witches approaching her]]. And then Greebo [[SuddenlyVoiced talks to Nanny]], and it's only until he decides to get into the ball that we get to read a description of his new [[BalefulPolymorph human]] [[NineitesAntiHero form]].

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* Unintentional example: the Italian translation of the book is missing a few pages. Thus, in one page, the witches celebrate that now Emberella won't be forced to go to the ball, as there's no footmen, no dress, no carriage, and no horses available; they then decide to go celebrating Samedi Nuit Mort, with Nanny [[TemptingFate claiming that "There's a chance on a million" that things will go wrong]]. [[GilliganCut The next page]], [[NoodleIncident Emberella is standing next to the carriage's ruins, with the footmen and the horses nowhere in sight; (initially) no explanation of how they got restored or replaced; and the witches approaching her]]. And then Greebo [[SuddenlyVoiced talks to Nanny]], and it's only until he decides to get into the ball that we get to read a description of his new [[BalefulPolymorph human]] [[NineitesAntiHero [[NinetiesAntiHero form]].
20th Sep '17 12:20:10 PM Zoriax91
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* Unintentional example: the Italian translation of the book is missing a few pages. Thus, in one page we get the witches celebrating that now Emberella won't be forced to go to the ball, as there's no footmen, no dress, no carriage, and no horses; they decide to go celebrating Samedi Nuit Mort; and [[TemptingFate Nanny claims that "There's a chance on a million" that things will go wrong]]. [[GilliganCut You turn the page]] to read about [[NoodleIncident Emberella standing next to the carriage's ruins, with the footmen and the horses nowhere in sight]]; Emberella telling the witches [[NightmareFuel how Lilith turned the human footmen into beetles and stepped on them]]; and Nanny Ogg telling Greebo to "put itdown" and Greebo [[WhamLine answering with a "Mine! Mine!"]].

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* Unintentional example: the Italian translation of the book is missing a few pages. Thus, in one page we get page, the witches celebrating celebrate that now Emberella won't be forced to go to the ball, as there's no footmen, no dress, no carriage, and no horses; horses available; they then decide to go celebrating Samedi Nuit Mort; and Mort, with Nanny [[TemptingFate Nanny claims claiming that "There's a chance on a million" that things will go wrong]]. [[GilliganCut You turn the page]] to read about The next page]], [[NoodleIncident Emberella is standing next to the carriage's ruins, with the footmen and the horses nowhere in sight]]; Emberella telling sight; (initially) no explanation of how they got restored or replaced; and the witches [[NightmareFuel how Lilith turned the human footmen into beetles and stepped on them]]; and Nanny Ogg telling approaching her]]. And then Greebo [[SuddenlyVoiced talks to "put itdown" Nanny]], and Greebo [[WhamLine answering with it's only until he decides to get into the ball that we get to read a "Mine! Mine!"]].description of his new [[BalefulPolymorph human]] [[NineitesAntiHero form]].
21st Dec '16 4:56:07 AM Zoriax91
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* Unintentional example: the Italian translation of the book is missing a few pages. Thus, in one page we get the witches celebrating that now Emberella won't be forced to go to the ball, as there's no footmen, no dress, no carriage, and no horses; they decide to go celebrating Samedi Nuit Mort; and [[TemptingFate Nanny claims that "There's a chance on a million" that things will go wrong]]. [[GilliganCut You turn the page]] to read about [[NoodleIncident Emberella standing next to the carriage's ruins, with the footmen and the horses nowhere in sight]]; Emberella telling the witches [[NightmareFuel how Lilith turned the human footmen into beetles and stepped on them]]; and Nanny Ogg telling Greebo to "put itdown" and Greebo [[WhamLine answering with a "Mine! Mine!"]].
2nd Dec '16 2:55:35 PM MarsJenkar
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** [[AmbiguousSyntax The snake, or the croc?]] [[TakeAThirdOption Maybe both?]]

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** [[AmbiguousSyntax The snake, or the croc?]] gator?]] [[TakeAThirdOption Maybe both?]]
2nd Dec '16 2:55:03 PM MarsJenkar
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** [[AmbiguousSyntax The snake, or the croc?]] [[TakeAThirdOption Maybe both?]]
25th Sep '16 3:28:25 PM GothicProphet
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28th Jul '16 7:07:58 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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* The ystic Horseman's Word used by Jason Ogg (and later Granny Weatherwax) to tame even the wildest of horses: "Well, ma'am, what happens is, I gets hold of 'un and smacks 'un between the eyes with hammer before 'un knows what's 'appening, and then I whispers in his ear, I sez 'Cross me, you bugger, and I'll have [[GroinAttack thy goolies on t'anvil,]] thou knows I can'."

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* The ystic Mystic Horseman's Word used by Jason Ogg (and later Granny Weatherwax) to tame even the wildest of horses: "Well, ma'am, what happens is, I gets hold of 'un and smacks 'un between the eyes with hammer before 'un knows what's 'appening, and then I whispers in his ear, I sez 'Cross me, you bugger, and I'll have [[GroinAttack thy goolies on t'anvil,]] thou knows I can'."
22nd Jul '16 10:40:18 PM PsychoGecko
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* The story of Bear Mountain's name. It was a bare mountain, but nobody ever bothered to change the name because of the profit from tourists buying maps, souvenirs, trinkets, maps, and hiring guides to help them find the bears.

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* The story of Bear Mountain's name. It was a bare mountain, but nobody ever bothered to change the name because of the profit from tourists buying maps, souvenirs, trinkets, maps, and hiring guides to help them find hunt the bears.
22nd Jul '16 10:39:51 PM PsychoGecko
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* The story of Bear Mountain's name. It was a bare mountain, but nobody ever bothered to change the name because of the profit from tourists buying maps, souvenirs, trinkets, maps, and hiring guides to help them find the bears.
* "You mean ''everyone'' brought potato salad?"



* One of Magrat's martial arts books is authored by a certain Grand Master Lobsang Dibbler of Ankh-Morpork.



-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' That's the biggest cock I've ever seen!
-->(''{{beat}}'')

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-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' That's the biggest cock I've ever seen!
-->(''{{beat}}'')
seen, and I've seen a few in my time
-->[[{{beat}} Mrs. Gogol raised one disapproving eyebrow.]]



-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' ''What with growing up next to a chicken farm'' is what I was about to say next!

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-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' ''What What with growing up next to a chicken farm'' is farm and all ''is what I was about to say next!next!''


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* The ystic Horseman's Word used by Jason Ogg (and later Granny Weatherwax) to tame even the wildest of horses: "Well, ma'am, what happens is, I gets hold of 'un and smacks 'un between the eyes with hammer before 'un knows what's 'appening, and then I whispers in his ear, I sez 'Cross me, you bugger, and I'll have [[GroinAttack thy goolies on t'anvil,]] thou knows I can'."
* Casanunda shows up at the ball, as a Royal Guard, to try and seduce Nanny Ogg.
** Later, when she's in prison, Nanny Ogg asks him how he's a Royal Guard, the rest of whom are at least 6 feet tall, despite being a dwarf.
-->'''Casanunda:''' [[RefugeInAudacity I lied about my height]], Mrs. Ogg. I'm a world-famous liar.
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' Is that true?
-->'''Casanunda:''' [[BlatantLies No.]]
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' What about you being the world's greatest lover?
-->'''Casanunda:''' Well, maybe I'm only No. 2, but I try harder.
26th Apr '16 11:26:04 AM GothicProphet
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* Jason Ogg being worried about his mother and Granny Weatherwax running into the 'fearsome wild beasts in foreign parts' ... because some of those poor beasts are nearly extinct.

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* Jason Ogg being worried about his mother and Granny Weatherwax running into the 'fearsome wild beasts in foreign parts' ... because some of those poor beasts are nearly extinct.extinct.
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