History Funny / WhiteCollar

30th Sep '16 6:03:49 AM SMARTALIENQT
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** At one point, Peter has to pretend to be a Detroit mobster. However, he needs an expert in the Detroit mob. Cue Mozzie in the van feeding him his lines.
-->'''Mozzie:''' "Or I'll start with your thumbs!"
-->'''Peter:''' Or I'll ''start'' with your ''thumbs.''
17th May '16 12:19:36 AM najhoant
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** Why did Mozzie start calling himself "The ''Dentist'' of Detroit"? [[spoiler:Because he was a kid at the time and a dentist was the scariest thing he could think of]].
14th Apr '16 11:45:34 PM WVrambler
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* Mozzie walking in on Neal and Sara making out always makes this troper laugh!

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* Mozzie **Mozzie walking in on Neal and Sara making out always makes this troper laugh!
14th Apr '16 11:42:54 PM WVrambler
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*Mozzie walking in on Neal and Sara making out always makes this troper laugh!
14th Mar '16 4:20:01 PM najhoant
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-->'''Neal''': I was expecting more ''Series/MagnumPI'', less ''VideoGame/SuperMario''.
27th Sep '15 10:57:10 AM Morgenthaler
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** Neal as a substitute teacher "Tomorrow we're starting Dickens!" and Peter's response "Someone has GreatExpectations."

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** Neal as a substitute teacher "Tomorrow we're starting Dickens!" and Peter's response "Someone has GreatExpectations.Literature/GreatExpectations."
23rd Aug '15 7:50:39 PM TheSpiresWillGuideMeHome
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-->'''Mozzie:''' (''over the phone'') Neal, [[NotNowKiddo this isn't a great time]].\\

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-->'''Mozzie:''' (''over ''(over the phone'') phone)'' Neal, [[NotNowKiddo this isn't a great time]].\\



(''Camera pans over, revealing Sally in bed stroking Mozzie's chest'')\\

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(''Camera ''(Camera pans over, revealing Sally in bed stroking Mozzie's chest'')\\chest)''\\



(''Shocked reactions all around'')\\

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(''Shocked ''(Shocked reactions all around'')\\around)''\\



'''Neal:''' (''alternately surprised[=/=]impressed[=/=]amused'') [[DidYouJustHaveSex Are they...?]]\\
'''Peter:''' (''mildly disgusted'') I think...they are...\\

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'''Neal:''' (''alternately surprised[=/=]impressed[=/=]amused'') ''(alternately surprised[=/=]impressed[=/=]amused)'' [[DidYouJustHaveSex Are they...?]]\\
'''Peter:''' (''mildly disgusted'') ''(mildly disgusted)'' I think...they are...\\



* Near the end of "As You Were".
-->'''Neal:''' [About staying in the surveillance van] I'm just saying I'd rather pound my thumb with a hammer.

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* Near the end of "As ''As You Were".
Were:''
-->'''Neal:''' [About ''(about staying in the surveillance van] van)'' I'm just saying I'd rather pound my thumb with a hammer.
23rd Aug '15 7:48:57 PM TheSpiresWillGuideMeHome
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* From ''Scott Free'':
--->'''Chad:''' ''(Talking about a motorcycle)'' Have you ever had a hundred grand between your legs?
--->'''Neal:''' Actually, yes, I have. I-

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* From ''Scott Free'':
Free''
** When they're discussing the Confederate motorcycle:
--->'''Chad:''' ''(Talking about a motorcycle)'' Have you ever had a hundred grand between your legs?
--->'''Neal:''' Actually, yes, I have. I-I--
23rd Aug '15 7:47:41 PM TheSpiresWillGuideMeHome
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-->'''Man:''' [Talking about a motorcycle] Have you ever had a hundred grand between your legs?

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-->'''Man:''' [Talking --->'''Chad:''' ''(Talking about a motorcycle] motorcycle)'' Have you ever had a hundred grand between your legs?



-->-'''Peter:''' Don't. No.

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-->-'''Peter:''' --->'''Peter:''' Don't. No.
23rd Aug '15 7:46:15 PM TheSpiresWillGuideMeHome
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''{{Beat}}''\\

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''{{Beat}}''\\''({{Beat}})''\\



--> '''Peter: (big grin)''' Yes!

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--> '''Peter: (big grin)''' '''Peter:''' ''(big grin)'' Yes!



--> '''Neal:''' Nothing. ''(to Diana)'' If you ever need any advice...

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--> '''Neal:''' Nothing.Nothing, no... ''(to Diana)'' If you ever need any advice...



** From that same episode: Elizabeth tells Mozzie about the two times she got arrested. The first time was for having a fake ID. The second time was because she streaked across campus after losing a bet in college. Mozzie's half-astonished, half-impressed, "Mrs. ''Suit!''" just makes the whole scene.

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** From that same episode: Elizabeth tells Mozzie about the two times she got arrested. The first time was for having a fake ID. The second time was because she streaked across campus after losing a bet in college. Mozzie's half-astonished, half-impressed, "Mrs. ''Suit!''" just makes the whole scene.really sells it.



* ''Veiled Threat'': Sara (leaning on Neal's shoulder with a goofy grin as they watch Peter "propose" to a suspected murderer from behind a two-way mirror): "Best. Date. Ever."

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* ''Veiled Threat'': Threat:'' Sara (leaning on Neal's shoulder with a goofy grin as they watch Peter "propose" to a suspected murderer from behind a two-way mirror): "Best. Date. Ever."



-->'''Neal:''' Actually, yes, I have. I-
-->'''Peter:''' Don't. No.
** It gets funnier when you watch ''Checkmate'' and you realize it probably wasn't as inappropriate as Peter thought; Neal was probably just talking about that solid gold tray...

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-->'''Neal:''' --->'''Neal:''' Actually, yes, I have. I-
-->'''Peter:''' -->-'''Peter:''' Don't. No.
** *** It gets funnier when you watch ''Checkmate'' and you realize it probably wasn't as inappropriate as Peter thought; Neal was probably just talking about that solid gold tray...
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