History Funny / WhenInDoubtObliviate

10th Feb '16 11:24:17 AM GothicProphet
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* Gilderoy makes a FreudianSlip while asking Harry to stop calling him "Professor".
--> '''Gilderoy:''' ...[E]veryone knows [about Harry's adoption] and you're hardly the first student to have a relationship with a professor outside of the classroom. ''[beat]'' [[ThatCameOutWrong I think that might have come out wrong.]]
--> '''Harry:''' Just a little.
10th Feb '16 11:20:10 AM GothicProphet
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* Neville goes along with Theo's conspiracy theories.
--> '''Neville:''' Gryffindors know no fear.
--> '''Theo:''' It's part of their plot to take over the school and, through that, all of wizarding Britain.
--> '''Neville:''' Hey, you weren't at the meetings.
** Shortly after that:
--> '''Neville:''' I'm just as sane as anybody here.
--> '''Harry:''' Not exactly a ringing endorsement.
10th Feb '16 10:58:11 AM GothicProphet
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--> ''Dumbledore:''' If you say so, Severus.

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--> ''Dumbledore:''' '''Dumbledore:''' If you say so, Severus.
10th Feb '16 10:57:22 AM GothicProphet
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--> '''Flitwick:''' [[LampshadeHanging I think that might be]] ''[[LampshadeHaning why]]'' [[LampshadeHanging he doesn't trust you not to meddle]].

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--> '''Flitwick:''' [[LampshadeHanging I think that might be]] ''[[LampshadeHaning ''[[LampshadeHanging why]]'' [[LampshadeHanging he doesn't trust you not to meddle]].
10th Feb '16 10:56:26 AM GothicProphet
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--> '''Sprout:''' We would actually be a little worried if you didn't.

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--> '''Sprout:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness We would actually be a little worried if you didn't.]]
* Theo makes a valid point about Defense.
--> '''Theo:''' If Dumbledore were at least semi-interested in insuring that we get a quality education then he'd abolish the Defense Against the Dark Arts class and establish a new class with a new name but a similar curriculum. Forty-five teachers in forty-five years is not only an embarrassment but also hardly ensuring we even get a ''consistent'' education in that subject, never mind a quality one.
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--> '''Draco:''' ...Not to say that Theodore's right [about the curse], just that we don't know that he's wrong.
--> '''Theo:''' Oh, so now the curse isn't just a conspiracy theory? It's good to know that these things are only ridiculous when ''I'' think them.
10th Feb '16 6:44:14 AM GothicProphet
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* The first staff meeting.
--> '''Snape:''' ...And finally, I will most certainly not become [Harry's] favourite teacher or his mentor. I simply will not do it and this will not become an inspirational story. It will not.
--> ''Dumbledore:''' If you say so, Severus.
--> '''Snape:''' You don't believe me, do you? [...] I don't trust you not to meddle "for the greater good" to try to achieve that outcome.
--> '''Dumbledore:''' Then I am wounded by your lack of trust in me. Really, Severus, we've known each other for years.
--> '''Flitwick:''' [[LampshadeHanging I think that might be]] ''[[LampshadeHaning why]]'' [[LampshadeHanging he doesn't trust you not to meddle]].
--> '''Dumbledore:''' Me? A meddler? [[BlatantLies I simply don't know where these blatantly untrue and unfounded accusations are coming from.]]
--> '''[=McGonagall=]:''' Perhaps from witnessing your past behaviour? Just a thought.
--> '''Dumbledore:''' So you all think I'm planning on [...] ''[m]eddling'' in young Harry's life?
--> '''Sprout:''' We would actually be a little worried if you didn't.
10th Feb '16 6:12:18 AM GothicProphet
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* Draco's comments on [[HoYay Sirius and Remus]].
--> '''Draco:''' [Sirius]'s very close with that one friend of his. Lupin, right? Mother says it's quite unusual and you know what people will say.
--> '''Harry:''' No, actually. I don't.
--> '''Draco:''' Well, neither do I. But it doesn't sound good.
10th Feb '16 6:09:53 AM GothicProphet
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* Draco and Theo's banter. Especially when they're debating whether or not the Sorting Hat sends some students to Houses that don't suit them.
--> '''Draco:''' How in the world is the Hat supposed to be able to purposely keep things roughly equal? Sort the first kids where they belong and start pigeonholing the rest?
--> '''Theo:''' I'm sure I don't know. But that's because I'm not a millenia-old psychic hat. I'm sure that if I were, I'd have an answer for you. And you have to admit, if the hat were going by cunning alone, we would not be blessed with fellow Slytherins who openly debate if we even wanted the single most famous student at Hogwarts.
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24th May '14 3:10:31 PM soothsayer
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** [=McGonagall’s=] feelings on Rita Skeeter: '''[=McGonagall=]''': "She managed to heavily imply that you were senile, trying to enslave us to the muggles, attempting to have Harry raised with nothing in his life so that he'd be your perfect little puppet, and that you were being negligent by just putting Harry on the doorstep all night in November with just a note and then not staying to see that he was taken in safely all without managing to actually say anything that would be considered libel. In all honestly, I can't say that I disagree with that last one and you know how much I hate to agree with that woman about anything."

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** [=McGonagall’s=] feelings on Rita Skeeter: '''[=McGonagall=]''': "She "[Rita] managed to heavily imply that you were senile, trying to enslave us to the muggles, attempting to have Harry raised with nothing in his life so that he'd be your perfect little puppet, and that you were being negligent by just putting Harry on the doorstep all night in November with just a note and then not staying to see that he was taken in safely all without managing to actually say anything that would be considered libel. In all honestly, I can't say that I disagree with that last one and you know how much I hate to agree with that woman about anything."
21st Jun '13 11:15:01 PM soothsayer
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** [=McGonagall’s=] feelings on Rita Skeeter--> '''[=McGonagall=]''': "She managed to heavily imply that you were senile, trying to enslave us to the muggles, attempting to have Harry raised with nothing in his life so that he'd be your perfect little puppet, and that you were being negligent by just putting Harry on the doorstep all night in November with just a note and then not staying to see that he was taken in safely all without managing to actually say anything that would be considered libel. In all honestly, I can't say that I disagree with that last one and you know how much I hate to agree with that woman about anything."

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** [=McGonagall’s=] feelings on Rita Skeeter--> Skeeter: '''[=McGonagall=]''': "She managed to heavily imply that you were senile, trying to enslave us to the muggles, attempting to have Harry raised with nothing in his life so that he'd be your perfect little puppet, and that you were being negligent by just putting Harry on the doorstep all night in November with just a note and then not staying to see that he was taken in safely all without managing to actually say anything that would be considered libel. In all honestly, I can't say that I disagree with that last one and you know how much I hate to agree with that woman about anything."
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