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20th May '16 9:59:39 AM Thespian101
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-->'''Rosalia''': Puerto Rico,
-->You lovely island!
-->Island of tropical breezes..
-->'''Anita''': Puerto Rico,
-->You ugly island.
-->Island of tropic diseases.

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-->'''Rosalia''': Puerto Rico,
-->You
Rico, you lovely island!
-->Island
island! Island of tropical breezes..
-->'''Anita''': Puerto Rico,
-->You
Rico, you ugly island.
-->Island
island. Island of tropic diseases.
16th May '16 2:20:07 PM liwatanah
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** [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even the Jets laughed at that one.]]

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** [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even the Jets laughed at that one.]]]]
* There's a much-spread urban legend about an onstage blooper in West Side Story. During the final scenes of the show,[[spoiler:Chino's gun, which he uses to shoot Tony, didn't go off. But there's no way that the plot can continue without Tony dying. So the actor playing Chino takes off his boot, throws it at Tony, and screams "Poison boot!". After Tony dies (of boot poisoning, naturally) Maria threatens everyone... With her poison boot. ]]
-->'''Maria:''' [[spoiler: How much boot poison is left, Chino? Enough for you? Or you? All of you!... How many can I kill, Chino? How many -- and still have enough boot poison left for me?]]
[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJr004FvA70]]
14th May '16 3:24:58 PM Thespian101
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-->You lovely island . . .
-->Island of tropical breezes.
-->Always the pineapples growing,
-->Always the coffee blossoms blowing . . .
-->'''Anita''': Puerto Rico . . .
-->You ugly island . . .
-->Island of tropic diseases.
-->Always the hurricanes blowing,
-->Always the population growing . . .
-->And the money owing,
-->And the babies crying,
-->And the bullets flying.

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-->You lovely island . . .
island!
-->Island of tropical breezes.
-->Always the pineapples growing,
-->Always the coffee blossoms blowing . . .
breezes..
-->'''Anita''': Puerto Rico . . .
Rico,
-->You ugly island . . .
island.
-->Island of tropic diseases. \n-->Always the hurricanes blowing, \n-->Always the population growing . . . \n-->And the money owing, \n-->And the babies crying, \n-->And the bullets flying.
14th May '16 3:22:54 PM Thespian101
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--Always the pineapples growing,

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--Always -->Always the pineapples growing,
14th May '16 3:22:20 PM Thespian101
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** It's also hilarious in the play, as she counters Rosalia's daydreaming about how ''lovely'' Puerto Rico is Clearly, Anita does ''not'' agree:

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** It's also hilarious in the play, as she counters Rosalia's daydreaming about how ''lovely'' Puerto Rico is is. Clearly, Anita does ''not'' agree:agree:
-->'''Rosalia''': Puerto Rico,
-->You lovely island . . .
-->Island of tropical breezes.
--Always the pineapples growing,
-->Always the coffee blossoms blowing . . .
14th May '16 3:20:32 PM Thespian101
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** "I like the island Manhattan. Smoke on your pipe and put ''THAT IN.''"



-->'''Anita''':Puerto Rico . . .

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-->'''Anita''':Puerto -->'''Anita''': Puerto Rico . . .


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** "I like the island Manhattan. Smoke on your pipe and put ''THAT IN.''"
14th May '16 3:19:09 PM Thespian101
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* The opening lines of "America"

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* The opening lines of "America""America" in the film version:



** The "hell, did you just get burned" gestures everyone makes at Bernardo when Anita comments "Don't forget ''I'm'' in America."

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** It's also hilarious in the play, as she counters Rosalia's daydreaming about how ''lovely'' Puerto Rico is Clearly, Anita does ''not'' agree:
-->'''Anita''':Puerto Rico . . .
-->You ugly island . . .
-->Island of tropic diseases.
-->Always the hurricanes blowing,
-->Always the population growing . . .
-->And the money owing,
-->And the babies crying,
-->And the bullets flying.
** Also in the movie:
The "hell, did you just get burned" gestures everyone makes at Bernardo when Anita comments "Don't forget ''I'm'' in America."



-->'''Bernardo''': I think I'll go back to San Juan.

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-->'''Bernardo''': -->'''Rosalia/Bernardo''': I think I'll go back to San Juan.
24th Nov '15 8:41:27 PM Prfnoff
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* "Gee, Officer Krupke"

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* This dialogue from "Gee, Officer Krupke"Krupke" stands out:
-->'''A-Rab''' ''(imitating psychiatrist)'': In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!\\
'''Action''': Hey, I got a social disease!
22nd Sep '15 7:02:18 AM Evighet
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Added DiffLines:

** This little exchange:
-->'''Bernardo''': I think I'll go back to San Juan.
-->'''Anita''': I know a boat you can get on.
-->'''Shark Girls''': Bye bye!
13th Nov '14 5:45:05 PM krimzonflygon2
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* "Yes, sir. [[DeadpanSnarker Would you mind translating that into Spanish?]]"

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* "Yes, sir. [[DeadpanSnarker Would you mind translating that into Spanish?]]"Spanish?]]"
** [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even the Jets laughed at that one.]]
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