History Funny / WeirdAlYankovic

11th Jun '18 6:19:13 AM harharhar
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--->''Well I'm yellin', and we're playing,
But I don't know what I'm saying!

to:

--->''Well I'm yellin', and we're playing,
playing,\\
But I don't know what I'm saying!saying!\\



-->''A local boy kicked me in the butt last week,

to:

-->''A local boy kicked me in the butt last week,week,\\



Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head!''
"Your prose is dopey / think you should only / write in emoji / Oh you're a lost cause!"

to:

Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head!''
"Your
head!''\\

--->"Your
prose is dopey / think you should only / write in emoji / Oh you're a lost cause!"
13th May '18 6:30:08 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->"And I forgot the next verse....
--> (Several [[{{Beat}} beats]])
-->...Oh well, whatever, never mind"

to:

-->"And --->''And I forgot the next verse....
--> (Several
verse....\\
(several
[[{{Beat}} beats]])
-->...
beats]])\\
...
Oh well, whatever, never mind"mind''



-->'"And I forgot the next verse,
-->oh well I guess it pays to rehearse...
-->The lyric sheet's so hard to find,
-->What are the words? Oh, nevermind"

to:

-->'"And --->''And I forgot the next verse,
-->oh well
verse,\\
Oh well,
I guess it pays to rehearse...
-->The
rehearse...\\
The
lyric sheet's so hard to find,
-->What
find,\\
What
are the words? Oh, nevermind"nevermind''



-->Well I'm yellin', and we're playing,
-->But I don't know what I'm saying!
-->A banana, dadadada, nananana, badabada... *cue gibberish*
** "*garglegarglegarglegarglegarglegargle...*"

to:

-->Well --->''Well I'm yellin', and we're playing,
-->But But I don't know what I'm saying!
-->A A banana, dadadada, nananana, badabada... *cue gibberish*
(cue gibberish)''
** "*garglegarglegarglegarglegarglegargle...*""garglegarglegarglegarglegarglegargle..."



-->''A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
-->''I just smiled at him and [[TurnTheOtherCheek turned the other cheek]]
-->''I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
-->''[[MoodWhiplash Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell"]]

to:

-->''A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
-->''I
week,
I
just smiled at him and [[TurnTheOtherCheek turned the other cheek]]
-->''I
cheek]],\\
I
really don't care, in fact I wish him well
-->''[[MoodWhiplash
well,\\
[[MoodWhiplash
Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell"]]hell]]''



* From ''Trapped In The Drive-Thru'':
--> "''Then we drive to the drive-thru''
--> ''Heading off to the drive-thru''
--> ''We're approaching the drive-thru''
--> ''Getting close to the drive-thru!''
--> ''Almost there at the drive-thru''
--> ''Now we're here at the drive thru''
--> ''Here in line at the drive-thru''
--> ''[[OverlyLongGag Did I mention the drive-thru?]]''

to:

* From ''Trapped "Trapped In The Drive-Thru'':
--> "''Then
Drive-Thru":
-->''Then
we drive to the drive-thru''
--> ''Heading
drive-thru\\
Heading
off to the drive-thru''
--> ''We're
drive-thru\\
We're
approaching the drive-thru''
--> ''Getting
drive-thru\\
Getting
close to the drive-thru!''
--> ''Almost
drive-thru!'\\
Almost
there at the drive-thru''
--> ''Now
drive-thru\\
Now
we're here at the drive thru''
--> ''Here
thru\\
Here
in line at the drive-thru''
--> ''[[OverlyLongGag
drive-thru\\
[[OverlyLongGag
Did I mention the drive-thru?]]''



** And of course, the ending - [[spoiler: they wound up forgetting the onions]].
* The video for ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Polka]] [[Music/LadyGaga Face]]''. It's the first music video for a polka medley, and ''boy'' does it show. Highlights include: the "baby" snippet, where a baby Music/JustinBieber is looking forward to get some breast milk (as a nod to his LikesOlderWomen status) [[TakeThat only to be given a pacifier instead]], the "I kissed a girl" part where Music/KatyPerry "hopes her boyfriend doesn't mind", [[GirlOnGirlIsHot with his response being a couple of thumbs-ups]], Music/LadyGaga being generally even crazier than usual, and Weird Al's own appearance as his own SuperDeformed avatar. About that last one, we'd say UncannyValley if only he wasn't that funny. And awesome.

to:

** And of course, the ending - -- [[spoiler: they wound up forgetting the onions]].
* The video for ''[[IncrediblyLamePun "[[IncrediblyLamePun Polka]] [[Music/LadyGaga Face]]''.Face]]". It's the first music video for a polka medley, and ''boy'' does it show. Highlights include: the "baby" snippet, where a baby Music/JustinBieber is looking forward to get some breast milk (as a nod to his LikesOlderWomen status) [[TakeThat only to be given a pacifier instead]], the "I kissed a girl" part where Music/KatyPerry "hopes her boyfriend doesn't mind", [[GirlOnGirlIsHot with his response being a couple of thumbs-ups]], Music/LadyGaga being generally even crazier than usual, and Weird Al's own appearance as his own SuperDeformed avatar. About that last one, we'd say UncannyValley if only he wasn't that funny. And awesome.



-->'Cause I had my tray table up\\

to:

-->'Cause --->''Cause I had my tray table up\\



A-HA-HA-HAAA! HA-HA-HAAA! Haaa...

to:

A-HA-HA-HAAA! HA-HA-HAAA! Haaa...''



-->''"... you know what? The rest of these lyrics aren't gonna fit on here. There's just no room left. What a drag, huh? I guess we didn't plan this out very well... probably should've used a smaller font or a bigger piece of paper or something. Sorry. We all feel just horrible about this. Well, I guess you'll have to listen really carefully and try to figure out the words yourself. Good luck."''

to:

-->''"...--->''"... you know what? The rest of these lyrics aren't gonna fit on here. There's just no room left. What a drag, huh? I guess we didn't plan this out very well... probably should've used a smaller font or a bigger piece of paper or something. Sorry. We all feel just horrible about this. Well, I guess you'll have to listen really carefully and try to figure out the words yourself. Good luck."''



-->I knew that we were having problems when\\

to:

-->I -->''I knew that we were having problems when\\



Oh darling, I´m beggin', won´t you put down that knife?

to:

Oh darling, I´m I'm beggin', won´t won't you put down that knife?knife?''



-->Tell me,
-->Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
-->[[{{Understatement}} It really is a major inconvenience]]
-->Oh man, I really hate it
-->It's such a drag now
-->I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore,
-->Can't spit or blow my nose or even read ''Sports Illustrated''

to:

-->Tell me,
-->Why'd
-->''Tell me,\\
Why'd
I have to go and get myself decapitated?
-->[[{{Understatement}}
decapitated?\\
[[{{Understatement}}
It really is a major inconvenience]]
-->Oh
inconvenience]]\\
Oh
man, I really hate it
-->It's
it\\
It's
such a drag now
-->I
now\\
I
can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore,
-->Can't
anymore,\\
Can't
spit or blow my nose or even read ''Sports Illustrated''Sports Illustrated.''



-->Gemini!\\

to:

-->Gemini!\\-->''Gemini!\\



If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows, and [[{{Hikkikomori}} never never never never ever leave my house again]]!

to:

If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows, and [[{{Hikkikomori}} never never never never ever leave my house again]]!again]]!''



-->[[FelonyMisdemeanor But, man, that car of yours is so uncool]]\\

to:

-->[[FelonyMisdemeanor -->''[[FelonyMisdemeanor But, man, that car of yours is so uncool]]\\



[[WorryingForTheWrongReason Hey! Hey! I left a sandwich in the backseat!]]

to:

[[WorryingForTheWrongReason Hey! Hey! I left a sandwich in the backseat!]]backseat!]]''



-->So goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
-->Who could hang a name on you
-->When you change with every new day
-->Still... I'm gonna '''miss you'''
-->''(silly woo-woo version of the hook from "Miss You")''

to:

-->So -->''So goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
-->Who
Tuesday\\
Who
could hang a name on you
-->When
you\\
When
you change with every new day
-->Still...
day\\
Still...
I'm gonna '''miss you'''
-->''(silly
you'''\\
(silly
woo-woo version of the hook from "Miss You")''



--> I met some chick, ask her this and that
--> Like "Are you pregnant, girl, or just really fat?" ''[[BigWhat "WHAT?!"]]''

to:

--> I --->''I met some chick, ask her this and that
-->
that,\\
Like "Are you pregnant, girl, or just really fat?" ''[[BigWhat "WHAT?!"]]''('''[[BigWhat "WHAT?!"]]''')''



* "Scream & Shout" has a portion in the polka medley "That's What I Call Polka!", in which the lyrics are accompanied by realistic screaming in the background (provided by [[TheCameo Al's wife]]), and the line "let it out" is accompanied by [[ToiletHumor a fart noise]].

to:

* "Scream & Shout" has a portion in the polka medley "That's "Now That's What I Call Polka!", in which the lyrics are accompanied by realistic screaming in the background (provided by [[TheCameo Al's wife]]), and the line "let it out" is accompanied by [[ToiletHumor a fart noise]].



--->I think it went *guh guh guh*
--->I think it went *guh guh guh*
--->I think it went [[Music/{{Psy}} e-e-e-e-e-e-eeeey, sexy lady]]

to:

--->I --->''I think it went *guh guh guh*
--->I
"Guh eh guh!"\\
I
think it went *guh guh guh*
--->I
"Guhliy-ge guh!"\\
I
think it went [[Music/{{Psy}} e-e-e-e-e-e-eeeey, "[[Music/{{Psy}} E-e-e-e-e-e-eeeey, sexy lady]]lady!]]"''



-->''And I thought that you’d gotten it through your skull / ‘Bout what’s figurative and what’s literal / Oh, but just now you said / You “literally couldn’t get out of bed” / That really makes me want to literally / Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head!''
-->"Your prose is dopey / think you should only / write in emoji / Oh you're a lost cause!"

to:

-->''And --->''And I thought that you’d you'd gotten it through your skull / ‘Bout what’s skull,\\
'Bout what's
figurative and what’s literal / what's literal,\\
Oh, but just now you said / said,\\
You “literally couldn’t "literally couldn't get out of bed” / bed."\\
That really makes me want to literally / literally,\\
Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head!''
-->"Your "Your prose is dopey / think you should only / write in emoji / Oh you're a lost cause!"



-->Then I glanced down at her shirt for a second
-->In a way that clearly implied "[[spoiler:[[MaleGaze I like your boobs]]]]"

to:

-->Then -->''Then I glanced down at her shirt for a second
-->In
second\\
In
a way that clearly implied "[[spoiler:[[MaleGaze I like your boobs]]]]"boobs]]]]"''



-->Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice\\

to:

-->Always -->''Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice\\



Well, you should've seen [[OhCrap the look on his face]]

to:

Well, you should've seen [[OhCrap the look on his face]]face]]''



-->Man: Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister.
-->Woman: Oh? well, which one?
-->Man: All of them...
-->Woman: Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake!
-->Man: Yeah? Well, me too!
-->Woman: Oh!
-->Man: And I've been sleepin' with your dog Woofie!
-->*Barking*
-->Woman: Woofie, you b(BLEEP)tch!
-->Woman: Well, I'm also sleeping with your pet goat!
-->*Bleating*
-->Man: That goat doesn't love you!

to:

-->Man: -->'''Man:''' Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister.
-->Woman:
sister.\\
'''Woman:'''
Oh? well, which one?
-->Man:
one?\\
'''Man:'''
All of them...
-->Woman:
them...\\
'''Woman:'''
Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake!
-->Man:
Jake!\\
'''Man:'''
Yeah? Well, me too!
-->Woman: Oh!
-->Man:
too!\\
'''Woman:''' Oh!\\
'''Man:'''
And I've been sleepin' with your dog Woofie!
-->*Barking*
-->Woman:
Woofie!\\
''(barking)''\\
'''Woman:'''
Woofie, you b(BLEEP)tch!
-->Woman:
b''(bleep)''tch! ...Well, I'm also sleeping with your pet goat!
-->*Bleating*
-->Man:
goat!\\
''(bleating)''\\
'''Man:'''
That goat doesn't love you!



-->'''Avril''': (scared, paranoid) Oh my god, cameras, oh my god!
-->'''Weird Al''': No, no, Avril! Cameras are your friends! Cameras are here to help you! Cameras ''gooood''...
-->'''Avril''': (happy) ''Cameras!''

to:

-->'''Avril''': (scared, paranoid) -->'''Avril:''' ''(scared, paranoid)'' Oh my god, cameras, oh my god!
-->'''Weird Al''':
god!\\
'''Weird Al:'''
No, no, Avril! Cameras are your friends! Cameras are here to help you! Cameras ''gooood''...
-->'''Avril''': (happy) ''Cameras!''
''gooood''...\\
'''Avril:''' ''(happy) Cameras!''



--->'''Weird Al''': Okay, now do your impression of one of those automatic lawn sprinkler things.
--->'''Avril''': (nodding while moving her head around the room): Okay, 'sup, 'sup, 'sup, 'sup...

to:

--->'''Weird Al''': Al:''' Okay, now do your impression of one of those automatic lawn sprinkler things.
--->'''Avril''': (nodding
things.\\
'''Avril:''' ''(nodding
while moving her head around the room): room)'' Okay, 'sup, 'sup, 'sup, 'sup...



--->'''Avril''': The Y... [=MCA=] song.
--->'''Weird Al''': Ah, yes, the Music/VillagePeople, [[SarcasmMode how very... punk...]]

to:

--->'''Avril''': --->'''Avril:''' The Y... [=MCA=] song.
--->'''Weird Al''':
song.\\
'''Weird Al:'''
Ah, yes, the Music/VillagePeople, [[SarcasmMode how very... punk...]]






-->'''Emo''': (with the caption "Emo Philips: [[{{Irony}} Friend]]" on screen) You know how you pee in the toilet and it sounds like [[ShockingSwerve someone commanding you to kill Weird Al Yankovic]]?

to:

-->'''Emo''': (with --->'''Emo:''' ''(with the caption "Emo Philips: [[{{Irony}} Friend]]" on screen) screen)'' You know how you pee in the toilet and it sounds like [[ShockingSwerve someone commanding you to kill Weird Al Yankovic]]?



-->'''Al:''' So... anyone here tonight from Albuquerque? ''[audience cheers]'' Well, we've got just the song for you! ''[audience cheers even louder]'' [[BaitAndSwitch It's called "One More Minute"!]]

to:

-->'''Al:''' So... anyone here tonight from Albuquerque? ''[audience cheers]'' ''(audience cheers)'' Well, we've got just the song for you! ''[audience ''(audience cheers even louder]'' louder)'' [[BaitAndSwitch It's called "One More Minute"!]]



-->ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?\\
[audience cheers]\\
({{facepalm}}ing) I was afraid of that.

to:

-->ARE -->"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?\\
[audience cheers]\\
({{facepalm}}ing) I
ROCK?!"\\
''(audience cheers)''\\
''({{facepalm}}ing)'' "I
was afraid of that."



--> Now you might call us bloodthirsty dogs
--> But that metaphor's not very apt
--> [[SelfDeprecation We're just a bunch of simple fidget-spinning goofy dorks]]
--> Who [[EagleLand probably couldn't find your country on a map]]!

to:

--> Now -->''Now you might call us bloodthirsty dogs
-->
dogs\\
But that metaphor's not very apt
-->
apt\\
[[SelfDeprecation We're just a bunch of simple fidget-spinning goofy dorks]]
-->
dorks]]\\
Who [[EagleLand probably couldn't find your country on a map]]!map]]!''
3rd May '18 7:45:55 PM JapaneseTeeth
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* The mere fact that he named one of his tours (which focuses on his original songs and other non-parodies) "The Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour."
9th Apr '18 11:28:04 AM EDP
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KykmB5fJxmI Weird Al voicing Darkseid]].
20th Mar '18 1:01:11 PM SteamGoth
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to:

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-lnPk5SFrk North Korea Polka]], as performed on "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver":
--> Now you might call us bloodthirsty dogs
--> But that metaphor's not very apt
--> [[SelfDeprecation We're just a bunch of simple fidget-spinning goofy dorks]]
--> Who [[EagleLand probably couldn't find your country on a map]]!
23rd Feb '18 1:10:45 AM InTheGallbladder
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to:

* Al started at least one live show thusly:
-->ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?\\
[audience cheers]\\
({{facepalm}}ing) I was afraid of that.
23rd Feb '18 12:59:34 AM InTheGallbladder
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** And of course, the ending - [[spoiler: they wo. We all feel just horrible about this. Well, I guess you'll have to listen really carefully and try to figure out the words yourself. Good luck."''

to:

** And of course, the ending - [[spoiler: they wo.wound up forgetting the onions]].
* The video for ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Polka]] [[Music/LadyGaga Face]]''. It's the first music video for a polka medley, and ''boy'' does it show. Highlights include: the "baby" snippet, where a baby Music/JustinBieber is looking forward to get some breast milk (as a nod to his LikesOlderWomen status) [[TakeThat only to be given a pacifier instead]], the "I kissed a girl" part where Music/KatyPerry "hopes her boyfriend doesn't mind", [[GirlOnGirlIsHot with his response being a couple of thumbs-ups]], Music/LadyGaga being generally even crazier than usual, and Weird Al's own appearance as his own SuperDeformed avatar. About that last one, we'd say UncannyValley if only he wasn't that funny. And awesome.
** The Womanizer. My God, the Womanizer.
** It's essentially a professional Website/{{Newgrounds}} video.
* "Good Enough For Now," from ''Polka Party,'' is three minutes of the most backhanded compliments ever put on wax.
* Just about every line of "Confessions Part III", but especially when he admits to dressing up like Creator/ShirleyTemple (or, in the live shows, Sarah Palin) and spanking himself with a hockey stick.
** [[http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dn_HOHDDnUDg&start1=0&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5Sy19X0xxrM&start2=79&authorName=Maz Somebody synched the lyrics]] to Usher's video for the original Confessions Part II. Some of Usher's dance moves and gestures fit the lyrics ''so well'', it was uncanny--for example, "when I'm kissing you, I fantasize you're a midget!" plays when Usher kneels in front of the woman and hugs her legs, and the spoken part in the bridge "remember that shirt you got me for my birthday? Well, I returned it for store credit.[[note]]That-that thing was hideous, what were you ''thinking''?[[/note]]" plays just after Usher has stripped off his undershirt in the video. At other junctures, the lyrics make Usher's dramatic gesturing narmtastically funny: for instance, he agonizes on his knees over giving his significant other buttered toast he dropped and picked up off of the floor ''as if it's the worst thing he's ever done''. One gets the sense that Al was writing the lyrics while watching the original music video.
* "Weasel Stomping Day" from ''Straight Outta Lynwood'' starts off as an amusing parody of all those upbeat, cheesy songs from holiday specials. Then the actual weasel stomping begins. It's so very wrong, but [[RefugeInAudacity yet so very hilarious]].[[note]]And worry not - [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed no actual weasels were harmed in the making of the song]]. The sound effects were provided by smashing fresh fruits and veggies. Along with his wife, baby, and pet parrot, according to the Making Of DVD.[[/note]]
* The entirety of "Albuquerque" with these special mentions:
** "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!"
** Al graphically explaining the plane crash and then telling how he survived:
-->'Cause I had my tray table up\\
And my seat back in the full upright position\\
[[EarWorm Had my tray table up]]\\
[[EarWorm And my seat back in the full upright position]]\\
[[RuleOfThree Had my tray table up]]\\
[[OverlyLongGag And my seat back in the full upright position]]\\
A-HA-HA-HAAA! HA-HA-HAAA! Haaa...
** "It's some big fat hermaphrodite with Music/AFlockOfSeagulls haircut and only one nostril. Aw man, I hate it when I'm right!"
** The entire donut shop scene. On tours, Al would extend the OverlyLongGag with different kinds of donuts, some fictional (e.g. "Do you have any Creator/HalleBerry donuts?").
** "The world was our burrito. So we got married and we bought us a house and had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and ''Film/SuperFly''!
** [[SarcasmMode "NO, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw!"]] ''({{beat}})'' [[SarcasmBlind "So I did."]]
** In the liner notes, the lyrics are cut off partway through this song, replaced by this message:
-->''"... you know what? The rest of these lyrics aren't gonna fit on here. There's just no room left. What a drag, huh? I guess we didn't plan this out very well... probably should've used a smaller font or a bigger piece of paper or something. Sorry.
We all feel just horrible about this. Well, I guess you'll have to listen really carefully and try to figure out the words yourself. Good luck."''
17th Feb '18 4:33:55 PM missmoon
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* His grizzled coach character in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXAW2qd65nA "Every Sports Press Conference Ever"]]
9th Feb '18 11:53:13 AM SpukiKitty
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* The fact that Weird Al managed to turn a goofy, silly, foppish, CampGay comedian from MatchGame into a MemeticBadass to put ChuckNorrisFacts to shamee.

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* The fact that Weird Al managed to turn Charles Nelson Reilly, a goofy, silly, foppish, goofy CampGay comedian from MatchGame famous for being on ''Show/MatchGame'', into a MemeticBadass to who would put ChuckNorrisFacts to shamee.
shame.
9th Feb '18 11:50:40 AM SpukiKitty
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** And of course, the ending - [[spoiler: they wound up forgetting the onions]].
* The video for ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Polka]] [[Music/LadyGaga Face]]''. It's the first music video for a polka medley, and ''boy'' does it show. Highlights include: the "baby" snippet, where a baby Music/JustinBieber is looking forward to get some breast milk (as a nod to his LikesOlderWomen status) [[TakeThat only to be given a pacifier instead]], the "I kissed a girl" part where Music/KatyPerry "hopes her boyfriend doesn't mind", [[GirlOnGirlIsHot with his response being a couple of thumbs-ups]], Music/LadyGaga being generally even crazier than usual, and Weird Al's own appearance as his own SuperDeformed avatar. About that last one, we'd say UncannyValley if only he wasn't that funny. And awesome.
** The Womanizer. My God, the Womanizer.
** It's essentially a professional Website/{{Newgrounds}} video.
* "Good Enough For Now," from ''Polka Party,'' is three minutes of the most backhanded compliments ever put on wax.
* Just about every line of "Confessions Part III", but especially when he admits to dressing up like Creator/ShirleyTemple (or, in the live shows, Sarah Palin) and spanking himself with a hockey stick.
** [[http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dn_HOHDDnUDg&start1=0&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5Sy19X0xxrM&start2=79&authorName=Maz Somebody synched the lyrics]] to Usher's video for the original Confessions Part II. Some of Usher's dance moves and gestures fit the lyrics ''so well'', it was uncanny--for example, "when I'm kissing you, I fantasize you're a midget!" plays when Usher kneels in front of the woman and hugs her legs, and the spoken part in the bridge "remember that shirt you got me for my birthday? Well, I returned it for store credit.[[note]]That-that thing was hideous, what were you ''thinking''?[[/note]]" plays just after Usher has stripped off his undershirt in the video. At other junctures, the lyrics make Usher's dramatic gesturing narmtastically funny: for instance, he agonizes on his knees over giving his significant other buttered toast he dropped and picked up off of the floor ''as if it's the worst thing he's ever done''. One gets the sense that Al was writing the lyrics while watching the original music video.
* "Weasel Stomping Day" from ''Straight Outta Lynwood'' starts off as an amusing parody of all those upbeat, cheesy songs from holiday specials. Then the actual weasel stomping begins. It's so very wrong, but [[RefugeInAudacity yet so very hilarious]].[[note]]And worry not - [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed no actual weasels were harmed in the making of the song]]. The sound effects were provided by smashing fresh fruits and veggies. Along with his wife, baby, and pet parrot, according to the Making Of DVD.[[/note]]
* The entirety of "Albuquerque" with these special mentions:
** "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!"
** Al graphically explaining the plane crash and then telling how he survived:
-->'Cause I had my tray table up\\
And my seat back in the full upright position\\
[[EarWorm Had my tray table up]]\\
[[EarWorm And my seat back in the full upright position]]\\
[[RuleOfThree Had my tray table up]]\\
[[OverlyLongGag And my seat back in the full upright position]]\\
A-HA-HA-HAAA! HA-HA-HAAA! Haaa...
** "It's some big fat hermaphrodite with Music/AFlockOfSeagulls haircut and only one nostril. Aw man, I hate it when I'm right!"
** The entire donut shop scene. On tours, Al would extend the OverlyLongGag with different kinds of donuts, some fictional (e.g. "Do you have any Creator/HalleBerry donuts?").
** "The world was our burrito. So we got married and we bought us a house and had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and ''Film/SuperFly''!
** [[SarcasmMode "NO, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw!"]] ''({{beat}})'' [[SarcasmBlind "So I did."]]
** In the liner notes, the lyrics are cut off partway through this song, replaced by this message:
-->''"... you know what? The rest of these lyrics aren't gonna fit on here. There's just no room left. What a drag, huh? I guess we didn't plan this out very well... probably should've used a smaller font or a bigger piece of paper or something. Sorry. We all feel just horrible about this. Well, I guess you'll have to listen really carefully and try to figure out the words yourself. Good luck."''

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** And of course, the ending - [[spoiler: they wound up forgetting the onions]].
* The video for ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Polka]] [[Music/LadyGaga Face]]''. It's the first music video for a polka medley, and ''boy'' does it show. Highlights include: the "baby" snippet, where a baby Music/JustinBieber is looking forward to get some breast milk (as a nod to his LikesOlderWomen status) [[TakeThat only to be given a pacifier instead]], the "I kissed a girl" part where Music/KatyPerry "hopes her boyfriend doesn't mind", [[GirlOnGirlIsHot with his response being a couple of thumbs-ups]], Music/LadyGaga being generally even crazier than usual, and Weird Al's own appearance as his own SuperDeformed avatar. About that last one, we'd say UncannyValley if only he wasn't that funny. And awesome.
** The Womanizer. My God, the Womanizer.
** It's essentially a professional Website/{{Newgrounds}} video.
* "Good Enough For Now," from ''Polka Party,'' is three minutes of the most backhanded compliments ever put on wax.
* Just about every line of "Confessions Part III", but especially when he admits to dressing up like Creator/ShirleyTemple (or, in the live shows, Sarah Palin) and spanking himself with a hockey stick.
** [[http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dn_HOHDDnUDg&start1=0&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5Sy19X0xxrM&start2=79&authorName=Maz Somebody synched the lyrics]] to Usher's video for the original Confessions Part II. Some of Usher's dance moves and gestures fit the lyrics ''so well'', it was uncanny--for example, "when I'm kissing you, I fantasize you're a midget!" plays when Usher kneels in front of the woman and hugs her legs, and the spoken part in the bridge "remember that shirt you got me for my birthday? Well, I returned it for store credit.[[note]]That-that thing was hideous, what were you ''thinking''?[[/note]]" plays just after Usher has stripped off his undershirt in the video. At other junctures, the lyrics make Usher's dramatic gesturing narmtastically funny: for instance, he agonizes on his knees over giving his significant other buttered toast he dropped and picked up off of the floor ''as if it's the worst thing he's ever done''. One gets the sense that Al was writing the lyrics while watching the original music video.
* "Weasel Stomping Day" from ''Straight Outta Lynwood'' starts off as an amusing parody of all those upbeat, cheesy songs from holiday specials. Then the actual weasel stomping begins. It's so very wrong, but [[RefugeInAudacity yet so very hilarious]].[[note]]And worry not - [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed no actual weasels were harmed in the making of the song]]. The sound effects were provided by smashing fresh fruits and veggies. Along with his wife, baby, and pet parrot, according to the Making Of DVD.[[/note]]
* The entirety of "Albuquerque" with these special mentions:
** "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!"
** Al graphically explaining the plane crash and then telling how he survived:
-->'Cause I had my tray table up\\
And my seat back in the full upright position\\
[[EarWorm Had my tray table up]]\\
[[EarWorm And my seat back in the full upright position]]\\
[[RuleOfThree Had my tray table up]]\\
[[OverlyLongGag And my seat back in the full upright position]]\\
A-HA-HA-HAAA! HA-HA-HAAA! Haaa...
** "It's some big fat hermaphrodite with Music/AFlockOfSeagulls haircut and only one nostril. Aw man, I hate it when I'm right!"
** The entire donut shop scene. On tours, Al would extend the OverlyLongGag with different kinds of donuts, some fictional (e.g. "Do you have any Creator/HalleBerry donuts?").
** "The world was our burrito. So we got married and we bought us a house and had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and ''Film/SuperFly''!
** [[SarcasmMode "NO, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw!"]] ''({{beat}})'' [[SarcasmBlind "So I did."]]
** In the liner notes, the lyrics are cut off partway through this song, replaced by this message:
-->''"... you know what? The rest of these lyrics aren't gonna fit on here. There's just no room left. What a drag, huh? I guess we didn't plan this out very well... probably should've used a smaller font or a bigger piece of paper or something. Sorry.
wo. We all feel just horrible about this. Well, I guess you'll have to listen really carefully and try to figure out the words yourself. Good luck."''




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* The fact that Weird Al managed to turn a goofy, silly, foppish, CampGay comedian from MatchGame into a MemeticBadass to put ChuckNorrisFacts to shamee.
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