History Funny / WaysideSchool

15th May '17 1:50:21 PM Roo
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* When the kids write poems about their favorite colors, we get a few funny moments where some of the students have problems coming up with chymes for their chosen colors -- but the prize has to go to Dana, who can't think of anything that rhymes with "pink" despite listing several words without knowing it: "I can't think. My mind's on the blink. I'm no good at poetry, I stink!" Then she complains that her pen is out of ''ink,'' and John makes fun of her and won't let her borrow his. So what does her poem end up being?
-->My favorite color is pink.\\
John is a ratfink!
14th May '17 11:15:36 PM TheMysteriousH
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** The reason for the elevators- kids kept running into each other because the rule is to go up on the right side and go down on the left. Think about it for a moment ...
25th Jan '17 2:25:12 PM BronyoftheOctaves
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* The entire introduction, which consists entirely of the narrator attempting desperately to explain how the heck the school ended up the way it did.

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* The entire introduction, which consists entirely of the narrator attempting desperately to explain how the heck the school ended up the way it did. Especially considering the builder of the school said he was "sorry".
10th Nov '16 10:40:31 AM thirdscenario
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* Joe can't count, so Mrs. Jewls tries to teach him how to count... And yet Joe always arrives to the correct answer anyways, resulting in the funny exchanges such as "There are four there", and he's told "No there's four!" ''SO'' many students who've gotten answers right but didn't do what the teachers wanted them to were laughing like mad at this.

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* Joe can't count, so Mrs. Jewls tries to teach him how to count... And yet Joe always arrives to the correct answer anyways, anyways ("A million, a billion, three."), resulting in the funny exchanges such as "There are four there", and he's told "No there's four!" ''SO'' many students who've gotten answers right but didn't do what the teachers wanted them to were laughing like mad at this.
7th Jul '14 7:54:08 AM SpaghettiBoy
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* Joe can't count, so Mrs. Jewls tries to teach him how to count... And yet Joe always arrives to the select one, resulting in the funny exchange as "There are four there", and he's told "No there's four!" ''SO'' many students who've gotten answers right but didn't do what the teachers wanted them to were laughing like mad at this.

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* Joe can't count, so Mrs. Jewls tries to teach him how to count... And yet Joe always arrives to the select one, correct answer anyways, resulting in the funny exchange exchanges such as "There are four there", and he's told "No there's four!" ''SO'' many students who've gotten answers right but didn't do what the teachers wanted them to were laughing like mad at this.
26th Jun '14 8:15:46 AM SpaghettiBoy
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* Joe can't count, so Mrs. Jewls tries to teach him how to count... And yet Joe always arrives to the select one, resulting in the funny exchange as "There are four there", and he's told "No there's four!"

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* Joe can't count, so Mrs. Jewls tries to teach him how to count... And yet Joe always arrives to the select one, resulting in the funny exchange as "There are four there", and he's told "No there's four!"
four!" ''SO'' many students who've gotten answers right but didn't do what the teachers wanted them to were laughing like mad at this.
26th Jun '14 8:11:34 AM SpaghettiBoy
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* Joe can't count, so Mrs. Jewls tries to teach him how to count... And yet Joe always arrives to the select one, resulting in the funny exchange as "There are four there", and he's told "No there's four!"
12th Jan '14 10:51:39 AM cybertoy0
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* In the first story, [[SadistTeacher Mrs. Gorf]] successfully turns every student into apples. Just as she's celebrating that with no students she won't need to force herself up the stairs every day, the apples attack her.


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** And at the end, Mrs. Jewels notes that Jason was a lot quieter than normal, and considers doing the same for the rest of the students.
13th Nov '13 12:58:40 PM dsneybuf
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* Mrs. Jewls makes multiple attempts at trying to remember her computer's password, but guess only delivers the message, "That is not the password." Eventually, she becomes so desperate, she types, "That is not the password." [[spoiler:That doesn't work, either.]]

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* Mrs. Jewls makes multiple attempts at trying to remember her computer's password, but each guess only delivers the message, "That is not the password." Eventually, she becomes so desperate, she also types, "That is not the password." [[spoiler:That doesn't work, either.]]
13th Nov '13 12:58:07 PM dsneybuf
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* Todd gives the correct answer to the problem, "ears+ears=swear", but then gets told to write his name under "Discipline" for swearing in the classroom.



* When Allison expresses concern that inviting too many boys to her birthday party would make it become too "silly", Mrs. Jewls "mathematically" confirms her concern by writing, "boys+boys=silly" on the board. Then, for the sake of gender equality, she also writes, "girls+girls=silly".

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* When Allison expresses concern that inviting too many boys to her birthday party would make it become too "silly", Mrs. Jewls "mathematically" confirms her concern by writing, "boys+boys=silly" on the board. Then, for the sake of gender equality, she also writes, "girls+girls=silly"."girls+girls=silly".
* Mrs. Jewls makes multiple attempts at trying to remember her computer's password, but guess only delivers the message, "That is not the password." Eventually, she becomes so desperate, she types, "That is not the password." [[spoiler:That doesn't work, either.]]
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