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21st Oct '16 5:05:58 AM ChrisX
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* The third game gave us 'Darkness' saga where several characters when clicked enough refer about this being called 'Darkness' (the blank black screen in the character portrait if you're not selecting anybody)
--> '''Demon Hunter''': Darkness called... But I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to Star 69 Darkness but his machine picked up. I yelled, ''"PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!"'' but his machine hung up. Darkness must have been screening his calls...
--> '''Dreadlord''': *Phone rings* Yes? Darkness! Hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No, I don't have his number.
--> '''Tichondrius''': Darkness... needs to get a DSL. His line is always busy!
--> '''Death Knight Arthas''': Who is this... Darkness, anyway?
6th Oct '16 8:49:42 PM Loekman3
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--> '''Arthas''': [[NoSympathy Get over it already.]]
* When you accept the quest to slay King Mukla, (a giant ape on an island outside of Booty Bay), ''do not'' attack in a way that will OTK him. To see a hilarious ShoutOut, let [[{{Expy}} him attack first.]] [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong It's priceless.]]

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--> '''Arthas''': [[NoSympathy Get over it already.]]
* When you accept the quest to slay King Mukla, (a giant ape on an island outside of Booty Bay), ''do not'' attack in a way that will OTK him. To see a hilarious ShoutOut, let [[{{Expy}} him attack first.]] [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong It's priceless.
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12th Sep '16 12:44:00 AM Technature
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** On the subject of Easter egg bosses, use of force of nature on mushrooms in the underground level can start a cutscene of Malfurion walking into the lair of [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever a giant panda]]! Clicking on it reveals the pandas name is [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin BIGGEST PANDA EVER]].
** In the undead frozen throne campaign, you can find the [[KingMook Penguin King]]. Unlike the other examples, he gives you a neat item for finding him.
27th Aug '16 7:23:55 AM LadyJaneGrey
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--> '''Arthas''': [[NoSympathy Get over it already.]]

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--> '''Arthas''': [[NoSympathy Get over it already.]]
* When you accept the quest to slay King Mukla, (a giant ape on an island outside of Booty Bay), ''do not'' attack in a way that will OTK him. To see a hilarious ShoutOut, let [[{{Expy}} him attack first.]] [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong It's priceless.
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1st Jul '16 8:30:49 PM BossKey
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* Chen Stormstout's recruitment quest in the bonus campaign has him sending Rexxar and company on a FetchQuest for the ingredients he needs for his latest brew. After returning, Chen offers Rexxar a sample; given [[GargleBlaster how ridiculously volatile the ingredients in question are]], Rexxar immediately starts coughing up a lung while accusing Chen of trying to kill him.

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* Chen Stormstout's recruitment quest in the bonus campaign has him sending Rexxar and company on a FetchQuest for the ingredients he needs for his latest brew. After returning, Chen offers Rexxar a sample; given [[GargleBlaster how ridiculously volatile the ingredients in question are]], Rexxar immediately starts coughing up a lung while accusing Chen of trying to kill him.him.
* Chapter 7 of the Frozen Throne Undead campaign is just full of BlackComedy.
** The pre-level cutscene has Arthas and Anub'arak trying to cut through the ruins of Azjol-Nerub to reach the Frozen Throne more quickly, only to be blocked by dwarves from Muradin's expedition (you know, those same ones Arthas abandoned back in ''Reign of Chaos''). Arthas's response?
--> "Doesn't anyone stay dead anymore?!"
** The dwarves then attempt to pull a YouShallNotPass on Arthas, who responds by siccing Sapphiron on them. The dwarves then take cover in the ruins behind them, and one poor schmuck gets locked outside with the giant Frost Wyrm.
** In the level proper, the dwarves seem to have a habit of [[TooDumbToLive standing next to piles of explosive barrels]], which can be detonated with predictable results. One has to wonder how they managed to even get this far...
** Before the final confrontation with the dwarves' leader, Baelgun, this exchange occurs:
--> '''Baelgun''': I remember you, evil prince. You're the one that killed poor Muradin!
--> '''Arthas''': [[NoSympathy Get over it already.]]
24th May '16 8:30:34 PM BossKey
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--> '''Acolyte''': '''''[[Franchise/{{Starcraft}} MY LIFE FOR AIUR!!]]''''' [[ThatCameOutWrong Er, I mean, Ner'zhul.]]

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--> '''Acolyte''': '''''[[Franchise/{{Starcraft}} MY LIFE FOR AIUR!!]]''''' [[ThatCameOutWrong Er, I mean, Ner'zhul.]]]]
--> '''Dragonhawk Rider''': [[BreakingTheFourthWall Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure!]]
--> '''Dryad''': I'll attract the enemy with my human cry. "I'm so wasted, ''I'm so wasted!''"
--> '''Naga Siren''': Would you like to feel the ocean's spray in your face? *PFFFFFT*
--> '''Tauren Spirit Walker''': Yes, the spirits are talking to me. ''[[ToiletHumor (farts)]]'' Yes, they're coming in clearly. ''[[{{Gasshole}} (farts)]]'' Ah, now they're forming into a gaseous material. ''[[RuleOfThree (farts)]]'' I can actually see them now. ''[[OverlyLongGag (farts)]]'' The spirits are very powerful today.
* Chen Stormstout's recruitment quest in the bonus campaign has him sending Rexxar and company on a FetchQuest for the ingredients he needs for his latest brew. After returning, Chen offers Rexxar a sample; given [[GargleBlaster how ridiculously volatile the ingredients in question are]], Rexxar immediately starts coughing up a lung while accusing Chen of trying to kill him.
2nd Feb '16 9:22:35 PM ChrisX
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* The StopPokingMe quotes in general.

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* The StopPokingMe quotes in general. But if you want to be more specific:
--> '''Acolyte''': '''''[[Franchise/{{Starcraft}} MY LIFE FOR AIUR!!]]''''' [[ThatCameOutWrong Er, I mean, Ner'zhul.]]
25th Sep '14 4:12:28 PM DeuxEX
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-->'''Arthas:''' Shut the hell up, you stupid ghost.

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-->'''Arthas:''' Shut the hell up, you stupid damn ghost.
25th Aug '14 2:11:06 AM Anorgil
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--> (Cellphone rings) "Yes? Arrhg, I'm a ''Dread''lord! Not a druglord.

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--> (Cellphone rings) "Yes? Arrhg, I'm a ''Dread''lord! Not a druglord.druglord.
* The StopPokingMe quotes in general.
11th Jul '14 7:42:05 AM Hawaii_Knut
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-->'''Arthas:''' Shut the hell up, you stupid ghost.

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-->'''Arthas:''' Shut the hell up, you stupid ghost.ghost.
* Many gag-quotes, like this one from a Dreadlord.
--> (Cellphone rings) "Yes? Arrhg, I'm a ''Dread''lord! Not a druglord.
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