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11th Jul '17 1:03:16 AM LtFedora
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-->'''Ray:''': No, Robbie, not like Europe!

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-->'''Ray:''': -->'''Ray:''' No, Robbie, not like Europe!
22nd Sep '16 12:41:18 PM Miumia
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* "Okay, now come up with a plan that doesn't involve your ''ten-year-old sister'' joining the ''Army!''" Which like the above example happens during a very dramatic scene and probably wasn't meant to be 'that' funny, but it is.

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* "Okay, now come up with a plan that doesn't involve your ''ten-year-old sister'' joining the ''Army!''" Which like the above example happens during a very dramatic scene and probably wasn't meant to be 'that' ''that'' funny, but it is.
22nd Sep '16 12:41:05 PM Miumia
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* "Okay, now come up with a plan that doesn't involve your ''ten-year-old sister'' joining the ''Army!''"

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* "Okay, now come up with a plan that doesn't involve your ''ten-year-old sister'' joining the ''Army!''"''Army!''" Which like the above example happens during a very dramatic scene and probably wasn't meant to be 'that' funny, but it is.
24th Apr '16 11:30:48 PM erforce
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* Meta example. While shooting the scene where Ray and the kids are in the water, while the Tripods are plucking civilians one by one, StevenSpielberg and John Williams pulled a prank on Cruise, Fanning, Chatwin and the extras in the water at the time, by playing the theme from {{Jaws}} over the loudspeakers.

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* Meta example. While shooting the scene where Ray and the kids are in the water, while the Tripods are plucking civilians one by one, StevenSpielberg Creator/StevenSpielberg and John Williams pulled a prank on Cruise, Fanning, Chatwin and the extras in the water at the time, by playing the theme from {{Jaws}} ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' over the loudspeakers.



* Immediately preceeding this scene, Rachel cries/screams "is it the terrorists?" too, in what may now seem a HilariousInHindsight manner.

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* Immediately preceeding this scene, Rachel cries/screams "is it the terrorists?" too, in what may now seem a HilariousInHindsight manner.
8th Dec '15 2:23:10 PM Javertshark13
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* This priceless exchange that hilariously shows how much of a terrible father Ray is:
--->'''Rachel''': I'm allergic to peanut butter.
--->'''Ray''': Since when?
--->'''Rachel''': Birth.
--->'''Ray''': OK, well, here. Here, you can eat the bread. OK?
--->'''Rachel''': I'm not hungry.
--->'''Ray''': OK, well, Robbie and I are gonna be eating peanut butter sandwiches. (to Robbie) Want jelly on this sandwich?
--->'''Robbie''': I'm not hungry either.
--->'''Ray''': You're not hungry either? OK. (gathers up the bread) That's fine. Fine. (throws remaining peanut-buttered slice at window, making it stick) (exhales) Everybody just relax, OK? Because we're here now. We're safe, and we're gonna stay. In the morning, your mom and Tim are gonna be here and everything's gonna be fine. OK? OK.
** And just preceding this, Ray discovers that Robbie's "food" packing consists of nothing but condiments, to which Robbie retorts that's all that was in the house.

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* This priceless exchange that hilariously shows how much of a terrible father Ray is:
--->'''Rachel''': I'm
"I'm allergic to peanut butter.
--->'''Ray''': Since when?
--->'''Rachel''': Birth.
--->'''Ray''': OK, well, here. Here, you can eat the bread. OK?
--->'''Rachel''': I'm not hungry.
--->'''Ray''': OK, well,
butter." "Since when?" ''"Birth."''
** Followed by Ray offering both Ray and
Robbie and I are gonna be eating peanut butter sandwiches. (to Robbie) Want jelly on this sandwich?
--->'''Robbie''': I'm
plain sandwiches, to which they both insist they're not hungry either.
--->'''Ray''': You're not hungry either? OK. (gathers up the bread) That's fine. Fine. (throws remaining peanut-buttered slice at window, making it stick) (exhales) Everybody just relax, OK? Because we're here now. We're safe, and we're gonna stay. In the morning, your mom and Tim are gonna be here and everything's gonna be fine. OK? OK.
hungry.
** And just preceding this, when Ray discovers that Robbie's "food" packing consists of nothing but condiments, to which Robbie retorts that's all that was in the house.



* An alien tripod jamming TomCruise up it's ass...
17th Sep '15 5:52:07 PM Javertshark13
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* This priceless exchange that hilariously shows how much of a terrible father Ray is:
--->'''Rachel''': I'm allergic to peanut butter.
--->'''Ray''': Since when?
--->'''Rachel''': Birth.
--->'''Ray''': OK, well, here. Here, you can eat the bread. OK?
--->'''Rachel''': I'm not hungry.
--->'''Ray''': OK, well, Robbie and I are gonna be eating peanut butter sandwiches. (to Robbie) Want jelly on this sandwich?
--->'''Robbie''': I'm not hungry either.
--->'''Ray''': You're not hungry either? OK. (gathers up the bread) That's fine. Fine. (throws remaining peanut-buttered slice at window, making it stick) (exhales) Everybody just relax, OK? Because we're here now. We're safe, and we're gonna stay. In the morning, your mom and Tim are gonna be here and everything's gonna be fine. OK? OK.
** And just preceding this, Ray discovers that Robbie's "food" packing consists of nothing but condiments, to which Robbie retorts that's all that was in the house.



* The scene in the car just after the Ferrier family escapes the first Tripod attack.
--->'''Ray:''' "This...this thing, [[TripodTerror this machine]], it crawled out of the ground; started torching everything, just killing everybody."
--->'''Robby:''' "What is it? Is it terrorists?"
--->'''Ray:''' "No, this, [[AlienInvasion this came from someplace else.]]"
--->'''Robby:''' "What do you mean, like Europe?"
--->'''Ray:''' "NO ROBBY, NOT LIKE EUROPE!"



* This priceless exchange that hilariously shows how much of a terrible father Ray is:
--->'''Rachel''': I'm allergic to peanut butter.
--->'''Ray''': Since when?
--->'''Rachel''': Birth.
--->'''Ray''': OK, well, here. Here, you can eat the bread. OK?
--->'''Rachel''': I'm not hungry.
--->'''Ray''': OK, well, Robbie and I are gonna be eating peanut butter sandwiches. (to Robbie) Want jelly on this sandwich?
--->'''Robbie''': I'm not hungry either.
--->'''Ray''': You're not hungry either? OK. (gathers up the bread) That's fine. Fine. (throws remaining peanut-buttered slice at window, making it stick) (exhales) Everybody just relax, OK? Because we're here now. We're safe, and we're gonna stay. In the morning, your mom and Tim are gonna be here and everything's gonna be fine. OK? OK.
** And just preceding this, Ray discovers that Robbie's "food" packing consists of nothing but condiments, to which Robbie retorts that's all that was in the house.
11th Sep '15 12:30:56 PM dangerdan97
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* When Ray hastily makes a sandwich with peanut butter for Rachel (his daughter), she explains to him that she's allergic to it.
--> '''Ray:''' Since when?
--> '''Rachel:''' ''Birth.''



-->'''Ray:''': No, Robbie, not like Europe!

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-->'''Ray:''': No, Robbie, not like Europe!Europe!
* The scene in the car just after the Ferrier family escapes the first Tripod attack.
--->'''Ray:''' "This...this thing, [[TripodTerror this machine]], it crawled out of the ground; started torching everything, just killing everybody."
--->'''Robby:''' "What is it? Is it terrorists?"
--->'''Ray:''' "No, this, [[AlienInvasion this came from someplace else.]]"
--->'''Robby:''' "What do you mean, like Europe?"
--->'''Ray:''' "NO ROBBY, NOT LIKE EUROPE!"
* Immediately preceeding this scene, Rachel cries/screams "is it the terrorists?" too, in what may now seem a HilariousInHindsight manner.
* This priceless exchange that hilariously shows how much of a terrible father Ray is:
--->'''Rachel''': I'm allergic to peanut butter.
--->'''Ray''': Since when?
--->'''Rachel''': Birth.
--->'''Ray''': OK, well, here. Here, you can eat the bread. OK?
--->'''Rachel''': I'm not hungry.
--->'''Ray''': OK, well, Robbie and I are gonna be eating peanut butter sandwiches. (to Robbie) Want jelly on this sandwich?
--->'''Robbie''': I'm not hungry either.
--->'''Ray''': You're not hungry either? OK. (gathers up the bread) That's fine. Fine. (throws remaining peanut-buttered slice at window, making it stick) (exhales) Everybody just relax, OK? Because we're here now. We're safe, and we're gonna stay. In the morning, your mom and Tim are gonna be here and everything's gonna be fine. OK? OK.
** And just preceding this, Ray discovers that Robbie's "food" packing consists of nothing but condiments, to which Robbie retorts that's all that was in the house.
* An alien tripod jamming TomCruise up it's ass...
1st Sep '15 4:27:52 PM Javertshark13
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* Rachel asks why a man is attacking their car:

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* Rachel asks why When a man is starts attacking their car:
1st Sep '15 4:26:58 PM Javertshark13
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--> '''Rachel:'''[[ChildrenAreInnocent Can we give him one?]]

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--> '''Rachel:'''[[ChildrenAreInnocent '''Rachel:''' [[ChildrenAreInnocent Can we give him one?]]
1st Sep '15 4:26:43 PM Javertshark13
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* Rachel asks why a man is attacking their car:
--> '''Ray:''' He wants a ride.
--> '''Rachel:'''[[ChildrenAreInnocent Can we give him one?]]
--> '''Ray:''' ...No.
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