History Funny / WarHorse

16th Feb '15 2:26:43 AM lafeeverte
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* After the English (Collin) and German (Peter) soldiers meet in no-man's-land, Collin tries to compliment Peter's English:
---> Collin: You speak good English.

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* After the English (Collin) (Colin) and German (Peter) soldiers meet in no-man's-land, Collin Colin tries to compliment Peter's English:
---> Collin: Colin: You speak good English.



---> '''Another English soldier''': *begins clicking his teeth*
---> '''Entire English line''': *begin clicking their teeth*

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---> '''Another English soldier''': *begins clicking his teeth*
tongue*
---> '''Entire English line''': *begin clicking their teeth*tongues*



* Albert trying to impress a pretty girl riding in the car driven by his landlord's son. He and Joey manage to outrace them but when Albert tries to get him to jump over a stone wall, Joey stops short and Albert falls off. He looks up at Joey and says resignedly "Well you're clearly not going to be a jumper."

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* Albert trying to impress a pretty girl riding in the car driven by his landlord's son. He and Joey manage to outrace them but when Albert tries to get him to jump over a stone wall, Joey stops short and Albert falls off. He looks up at Joey and says resignedly "Well "Well, you're clearly not going to be a jumper."



-->'''Cpt. Nicholls:''' I'm not sure it's going to make a lot of difference to the Germans.

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-->'''Cpt. -->'''Capt Nicholls:''' I'm not sure it's going to make a lot of difference to the Germans.



-->'''Nicholls:''' Or, alternatively, think - "I fancy that cap" and kill you first of all.\\

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-->'''Nicholls:''' -->'''Capt Nicholls:''' Or, alternatively, think - "I fancy that cap" and kill you first of all.\\
26th Nov '13 1:32:06 PM Twoie92
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* The goose trying to get in the house at every opportunity.

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* The goose trying to get in the house at every opportunity. And also chasing the Landlord out the gate.



-->'''Lt. Waverly:'''(admiring himself in the mirror) Silk lining. I quite like it.

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-->'''Lt. Waverly:'''(admiring Waverly:''' ''(admiring himself in the mirror) mirror)'' Silk lining. I quite like it.



-->'''Waverly:'''Oh, I don't know about that. Think about it. You're a Boche, just working out which of two chaps to shoot and you thought - "Good Lord - one of them really is wearing a very stylish cap indeed!" You might shoot the other one instead.

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-->'''Waverly:'''Oh, -->'''Waverly:''' Oh, I don't know about that. Think about it. You're a Boche, just working out which of two chaps to shoot and you thought - "Good Lord - one of them really is wearing a very stylish cap indeed!" You might shoot the other one instead.



( Waverly removes his cap)

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( Waverly ''(Waverly removes his cap)cap)''
25th Apr '13 6:06:00 PM TheWildWestPyro
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---> '''Entire German line''': *begins whistling*

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---> '''Entire German line''': *begins *begin whistling*
25th Apr '13 6:05:42 PM TheWildWestPyro
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---> '''Entire German line''': *begins whistling*
19th Oct '12 9:18:06 PM Tapol
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-->'''Cpt. Nicholls:'' I'm not sure it's going to make a lot of difference to the Germans.

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-->'''Cpt. Nicholls:'' Nicholls:''' I'm not sure it's going to make a lot of difference to the Germans.
19th Oct '12 9:17:54 PM Tapol
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* Albert trying to impress a pretty girl riding in the car driven by his landlord's son. He and Joey manage to outrace them but when Albert tries to get him to jump over a stone wall, Joey stops short and Albert falls off. He looks up at Joey and says resignedly "Well you're clearly not going to be a jumper."

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* Albert trying to impress a pretty girl riding in the car driven by his landlord's son. He and Joey manage to outrace them but when Albert tries to get him to jump over a stone wall, Joey stops short and Albert falls off. He looks up at Joey and says resignedly "Well you're clearly not going to be a jumper.""
* Lt. Waverly being proud of his new silk cap:
-->'''Lt. Waverly:'''(admiring himself in the mirror) Silk lining. I quite like it.
-->'''Cpt. Nicholls:'' I'm not sure it's going to make a lot of difference to the Germans.
-->'''Waverly:'''Oh, I don't know about that. Think about it. You're a Boche, just working out which of two chaps to shoot and you thought - "Good Lord - one of them really is wearing a very stylish cap indeed!" You might shoot the other one instead.
-->'''Nicholls:''' Or, alternatively, think - "I fancy that cap" and kill you first of all.\\
( Waverly removes his cap)
19th Oct '12 8:02:08 PM Tapol
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19th Oct '12 8:01:39 PM Tapol
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---> '''German soldiers''': *look at each other in confusion*

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---> '''German soldiers''': *look at each other in confusion*confusion*
* Albert trying to impress a pretty girl riding in the car driven by his landlord's son. He and Joey manage to outrace them but when Albert tries to get him to jump over a stone wall, Joey stops short and Albert falls off. He looks up at Joey and says resignedly "Well you're clearly not going to be a jumper."
24th Apr '12 8:34:59 PM Eegah
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** Her acting like a {{Drill Sergeant Nasty}} to an actual German soldier.

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** Her In the play, her acting like a {{Drill Sergeant Nasty}} to an actual German soldier.
13th Apr '12 8:08:55 AM FearOfTheUnknown
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** In the play version, they don't even speak a common language, so they stumble and pantomime through the scene, which is capped off with the allied soldier proclaiming ([[LargeHam quite passionately]]) that: "There would be a lot less cryin' widows in the world if blokes would just talk to each other like you and I have!" The german soldier is very confused, and simply extends his hand and gives his name as Manfred. To which the allied soldier responds: "Same to you!"
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