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29th Jun '16 9:56:14 AM firejewel
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* '''Falken''': "John, good to see you! I see your wife still picks your ties."

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* When Falken and [=McKittrick=] meet.
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'''Falken''': "John, John, good to see you! I see your the wife still picks your ties."
21st Jul '15 5:48:25 AM tommy1138
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*In the beginning sequence, there is a sign next to the door to the missile launch room that reads, "Anyone urinating in this area will be discharged".
9th Apr '15 10:28:24 AM Movienut376
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** Some of the film crew can be heard laughing as well; they weren't aware of the joke prior to filming; director John Badham decided to leave the laughter in.


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* Falken's frantic hand gestures to David and Jennifer ("COME ON!!") from inside his helicopter.
11th Jan '15 3:59:42 PM Schroeder1174
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* "Put "X" in the the center square." "No".

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* "Put "X" in the the center square." "No"."[[LittleNo No]]".
11th Jan '15 3:57:21 PM Schroeder1174
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* "Put "X" in the the center square." "No".
30th Jul '14 8:36:25 PM bkitu
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* '''Falken''': "Ah, John, I see your wife still picks your ties."

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* '''Falken''': "Ah, John, "John, good to see you! I see your wife still picks your ties."
16th Apr '14 5:19:54 PM mlsmithca
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* When David and Jennifer first arrive on Falkens island they are dive bombed by a [[spoiler: Pterodactyl]]. It's not as weird as it sounds.
* Also, a bit of dark humor, to be sure. [[spoiler:As JOSHUA/WOPR is preparing to launch the nukes, and it has become readily apparent that preventing it would be difficult, to say the least, General Beringer, who was opposed to the WOPR system in the first place, decides it's the appropriate time to give his evaluation of its efficacy.]]
-->'''General Beringer:''' [[spoiler:Mr. [=McKittrick=], after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system ''sucks.'']]
** Which further results in this exchange:
--->'''[=McKittrick=]:''' [[spoiler:I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit.]]
--->'''General Beringer:''' [[spoiler:Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir. A man of your education.]]
** Also features the general telling the computer tech to not run in the war room. "Someone might get hurt." That might also be a ShoutOut to ''DrStrangelove's'' "You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" line.

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* When David and Jennifer first arrive on Falkens Falken's island they are dive bombed by a [[spoiler: Pterodactyl]]. It's not as weird as it sounds.
* Also, a bit of dark humor, to be sure. [[spoiler:As As JOSHUA/WOPR is preparing [[spoiler:preparing to launch the nukes, and it has become readily apparent that preventing it would be difficult, to say the least, least]], General Beringer, who was opposed to the WOPR system in the first place, decides it's the appropriate time to give his evaluation of its efficacy.]]
efficacy.
-->'''General Beringer:''' [[spoiler:Mr.''(smirking triumphantly)'' Mr. [=McKittrick=], after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system ''sucks.'']]
** Which further results in this exchange:
--->'''[=McKittrick=]:''' [[spoiler:I
''\\
'''[=McKittrick=]:''' I
don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit.]]
--->'''General
\\
'''General
Beringer:''' [[spoiler:Oh, Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir. A man of your education.]]
education.
** Also features the general telling the computer tech to not run in the war room. "Someone might get hurt." That might also be a ShoutOut to ''DrStrangelove's'' ''Film/DrStrangelove''[='=]s "You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" line.



-->'''Teacher''': Tell us who invented asexual reproduction?
-->'''David''': Your wife?

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-->'''Teacher''': Tell All right, Lightman. Maybe you could tell us who invented asexual reproduction?
-->'''David''': Your
first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.\\
'''David''': Um... your
wife?


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* General Beringer shows why trying to hold two conversations at once, especially when one is with the President of the United States, is not a wise idea:
-->'''Beringer:''' ''(on the phone)'' Mr. President, we have forty-eight nuclear subs closing in on the United States, and a hundred thousand troops massing in East Germany. We're monitoring their bombers that are on alert... ''(airman hands Beringer a report)'' Well, that's a load of shit! ''(into phone)'' Oh, no, no, sir. Not you.
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1st Dec '13 6:21:49 AM SayaAensland
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--->'''Teacher''': Tell us who invented asexual reproduction?
--->'''David''': Your wife?

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--->'''Teacher''': -->'''Teacher''': Tell us who invented asexual reproduction?
--->'''David''': -->'''David''': Your wife?
9th Nov '13 5:38:25 PM wittylibrarian
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* EddieDeezen and MauryChaykin codifying computer geekdom for Hollywood.
11th Sep '13 7:58:42 AM wittylibrarian
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* '''Falken''': "Ah, John, I see your wife still picks your ties."

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* '''Falken''': "Ah, John, I see your wife still picks your ties.""
* How David scams to get sent to the principal's office: insulting the biology teacher...
--->'''Teacher''': Tell us who invented asexual reproduction?
--->'''David''': Your wife?
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