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20th Jul '16 1:18:57 PM ilovehirohamada
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-->'''Spiderman''': I'll say it: [[IncrediblyLamePun We're doomed]]."

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-->'''Spiderman''': I'll say it: [[IncrediblyLamePun We're doomed]]."


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-->'''Spiderman''': Yeah, I went there.
30th May '16 8:31:12 PM Greenygal
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* At the end of "Miles from Home", Peter introduces the rest of the Web-Warriors to the dimensionally stranded Miles Morales. When they both point out that they're Spider-Man, Agent Venom points out that there can't be two Spider-Men... so Miles calls dibs on the name, leading Venom and the other Warriors to accept him as Spider-Man. When Peter protests, Venom tells him he called it first.

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[[AC:Hydra Attacks, part 2]]
* Scarlet Spider asks Spidey if he ever shuts up; Iron Spider and Agent Venom immediately and in unison say "no".

[[AC:Miles from Home]]
* At the end of "Miles from Home", the episode, Peter introduces the rest of the Web-Warriors to the dimensionally stranded Miles Morales. When they both point out that they're Spider-Man, Agent Venom points out that there can't be two Spider-Men... so Miles calls dibs on the name, leading Venom and the other Warriors to accept him as Spider-Man. When Peter protests, Venom tells him he called it first.
16th May '16 8:19:04 AM santos32
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** "Big ups to my boy Spider-man! For making all of my dreams come true." Those words should never come out of Doom's mouth.

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** [[SophisticatedAsHell "Big ups to my boy Spider-man! boy, Spider-Man! For making all of my dreams come true." "]] Those words should never come out of Doom's mouth.
23rd Apr '16 3:54:15 AM Vir
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* As the gang relax at a beach, Ava is seen studying, but Peter busts her when he yanks the book away and finds that it's a romance novel. She grabs it back from him and [[{{CovertPervert}} enthusiastically returns to reading it]]. What makes the scene funnier is that the book is titled "Thundering Hearts" and the cover model looks suspiciously like ''Thor''.

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* As the gang relax at a beach, Ava is seen studying, but Peter busts her when he yanks the book away and finds that it's a romance novel. She grabs it back from him and [[{{CovertPervert}} [[CovertPervert enthusiastically returns to reading it]]. What makes the scene funnier is that the book is titled "Thundering Hearts" and the cover model looks suspiciously like ''Thor''.



-->'''Luke Cage:''' Sweet Christmas! Tell me that's not [[FunnyAfro Nick Fury!]]
-->'''Spidey:''' Super-fly eye patch and all. Coulson rocking a ponytail?
-->'''Luke:''' Copy me?
-->'''Spidey:''' (snaps a picture with his cell phone) Totally copied. To everyone.

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-->'''Luke Cage:''' Sweet Christmas! Tell me that's not [[FunnyAfro Nick Fury!]]
-->'''Spidey:'''
Fury!]]\\
'''Spidey:'''
Super-fly eye patch and all. Coulson rocking a ponytail?
-->'''Luke:'''
ponytail?\\
'''Luke:'''
Copy me?
-->'''Spidey:'''
me?\\
'''Spidey:'''
(snaps a picture with his cell phone) Totally copied. To everyone.



-->'''Spider-Man:''' "Special delivery for Director Fury!"
-->''Gives Fury the vacuum.''
-->'''Spider-Man:''' [[BreakingtheFourthWall "Remember, the best damage]] [[AnAesop is no damage at all!"]]

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-->'''Spider-Man:''' "Special delivery for Director Fury!"
-->''Gives
Fury!"\\
''Gives
Fury the vacuum.''
-->'''Spider-Man:'''
''\\
'''Spider-Man:'''
[[BreakingtheFourthWall "Remember, the best damage]] [[AnAesop is no damage at all!"]]



-->'''Spider-Man:''' I save the world too. But do I get a billboard? No, I get...
-->'''Jameson:''' Menace!
-->'''Police Officer:''' Vigilante.
-->'''Random Civilian:''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Terrible fashion sense.]]

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-->'''Spider-Man:''' I save the world too. But do I get a billboard? No, I get...
-->'''Jameson:''' Menace!
-->'''Police
get...\\
'''Jameson:''' Menace!\\
'''Police
Officer:''' Vigilante.
-->'''Random
Vigilante.\\
'''Random
Civilian:''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Terrible fashion sense.]]



--> ''' Coulson:''' Tuck your shirt in, then you can run for your life.
--> ''' Coulson:''' Flash, get out of here. It's going to get messy.

--> '''Thor:''' Beware, you are about to face the Prince of Asgard!
--> '''Coulson:''' (using a jetpack, has a S.H.I.E.L.D. gun and has his tie tied around his head) And the Principal of Midtown High!

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--> ''' Coulson:''' Tuck your shirt in, then you can run for your life.
-->
life.\\
''' Coulson:''' Flash, get out of here. It's going to get messy.

-->
messy.\\
\\
'''Thor:''' Beware, you are about to face the Prince of Asgard!
-->
Asgard!\\
'''Coulson:''' (using a jetpack, has a S.H.I.E.L.D. gun and has his tie tied around his head) And the Principal of Midtown High!



-->'''Spider-man''': "It's safe to say that this is a side of Harry's dad I've never seen before. Is this what he meant when he said I wouldn't understand?"
-->'''Harry''': [[ImagineSpot (Trying and failing to open a pickle jar)]] "Hey dad, could you give me a hand?"
-->'''Norman''': (Calmly sets aside his newspaper, pulled out a BFG, and [[MundaneMadeAwesome blasts the pickle jar's lid to kingdom come!]] While laughing maniacally!)

Spidey gets a dig in on Iron Man's security precautions.
-->'''Doc Ock:''' The arc reactor... Why isn't it recharging?! It should be self-sustaining! I built it to your specifications!
-->'''Iron Man:''' Off the specs you stole from me. But I never keep everything on a computer. All the good stuff stays right up here. ''(points to head)''
-->'''Spider-Man:''' Except for the activation codes, apparently.
-->''(dramatic music stops)''
-->'''Spider-Man:''' Shutting up now.

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-->'''Spider-man''': -->'''Spider-Man''': "It's safe to say that this is a side of Harry's dad I've never seen before. Is this what he meant when he said I wouldn't understand?"
-->'''Harry''': [[ImagineSpot (Trying and failing to open a pickle jar)]] "Hey dad, could you give me a hand?"
-->'''Norman''': (Calmly
hand?"\\
'''Norman''': ''(Calmly
sets aside his newspaper, pulled out a BFG, and [[MundaneMadeAwesome blasts the pickle jar's lid to kingdom come!]] While come]] while laughing maniacally!)

maniacally)''
*
Spidey gets a dig in on Iron Man's security precautions.
-->'''Doc Ock:''' The arc reactor... Why isn't it recharging?! It should be self-sustaining! I built it to your specifications!
-->'''Iron
specifications!\\
'''Iron
Man:''' Off the specs you stole from me. But I never keep everything on a computer. All the good stuff stays right up here. ''(points to head)''
-->'''Spider-Man:''' Except for the activation codes, apparently.
-->''(dramatic
apparently.\\
''(dramatic
music stops)''
-->'''Spider-Man:'''
stops)''\\
'''Spider-Man:'''
Shutting up now.



** Spider-man imagining that with Cap's help, Doom would just give them back the shield.
---> '''Doom''': (sniffs) I'm sorry. Here, take it... I just wanted to play with it for a bit.
---> '''Spider-man''': Oh, I know, right? It's so light!
---> '''Doom''': And colorful! (Enthusiastically rubs the shield before giving Caps a pair of adorable puppy-dog eyes)

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** Spider-man Spider-Man imagining that with Cap's help, Doom would just give them back the shield.
---> '''Doom''': --->'''Doom''': (sniffs) I'm sorry. Here, take it... I just wanted to play with it for a bit.
--->
bit.\\
'''Spider-man''': Oh, I know, right? It's so light!
--->
light!\\
'''Doom''': And colorful! (Enthusiastically rubs the shield before giving Caps a pair of adorable puppy-dog eyes)



--->'''Peter''': (To Harry) Oh yeah? Well your dad's a monster!
--->'''Norman''': (comes up behind him, speaking in his normal voice and dressed in a suit despite being the Green Goblin) I'll be back later Harry. I left a thousand dollars in case you get hungry.

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--->'''Peter''': (To Harry) Oh yeah? Well your dad's a monster!
--->'''Norman''':
monster!\\
'''Norman''':
(comes up behind him, speaking in his normal voice and dressed in a suit despite being the Green Goblin) I'll be back later Harry. I left a thousand dollars in case you get hungry.



* At the end of "Kraven the Hunter", Spider-Man and White Tiger have a heartwarming moment together...which is then interrupted with Nova with his phone camera out and aiming a beam of light at her.
-->'''Nova''': Hey, is she still catty? Get the dot, kitty! Make the internet smile!
-->[White Tiger promptly attacks him, causing him to drop his phone]
-->'''Spider-Man''': [picks up the phone] Go get him tiger! But wait for me! Cat videos are huge!

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* At the end of "Kraven the Hunter", end, Spider-Man and White Tiger have a heartwarming moment SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} together...which is then interrupted with Nova with his phone camera out and aiming a beam of light at her.
-->'''Nova''': Hey, is she still catty? Get the dot, kitty! Make the internet smile!
-->[White
smile!\\
[White
Tiger promptly attacks him, causing him to drop his phone]
-->'''Spider-Man''':
phone]\\
'''Spider-Man''':
[picks up the phone] Go get him tiger! But wait for me! Cat videos are huge!



* Jameson deciding to interview a Spider-Man fan during "Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man"...only for the screen to get smashed.

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* Jameson deciding to interview a Spider-Man fan during "Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man"...fan...only for the screen to get smashed.



-->'''Jameson''': He's running around with his underwear!
-->'''Spider-Man''': Will you ''shut up''?!
-->'''Batroc''': [[CompletelyMissingThePoint I did not say anything]].
* Peter says Hulk is fine since all he needs to do is punch something. Cue {{Imagine Spot}} of Hulk punching out Doctor Doom, Juggernaut... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and a hot dog vendor.]]

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-->'''Jameson''': He's running around with his underwear!
-->'''Spider-Man''':
underwear!\\
'''Spider-Man''':
Will you ''shut up''?!
-->'''Batroc''': [[CompletelyMissingThePoint
up''?!\\
'''Batroc''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint
I did not say anything]].
* Peter says Hulk is fine since all he needs to do is punch something. Cue {{Imagine Spot}} ImagineSpot of Hulk punching out Doctor Doom, Juggernaut... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and a hot dog vendor.]]



-->'''Spidey:''' Booby-traps!
-->'''Deadpool:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Ha ha, you said]] [[SubvertedTrope "traps"!]]

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-->'''Spidey:''' Booby-traps!
-->'''Deadpool:'''
Booby-traps!\\
'''Deadpool:'''
[[HehHehYouSaidX Ha ha, you said]] [[SubvertedTrope "traps"!]]



-->'''Spidey:''' Are you out of your mind?!
-->'''Deadpool:''' Totally!

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-->'''Spidey:''' Are you out of your mind?!
-->'''Deadpool:'''
mind?!\\
'''Deadpool:'''
Totally!



-->'''Spidey:''' Stop doing that! You can't attack me with puns!
-->'''Deadpool:''' Puns and bullets and pointy things, yes I can!

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-->'''Spidey:''' Stop doing that! You can't attack me with puns!
-->'''Deadpool:'''
puns!\\
'''Deadpool:'''
Puns and bullets and pointy things, yes I can!



* Spidey getting listed low on the Super-Hero hierarchy in "Guardians of the Galaxy". Really low. Under ''Comicbook/HowardTheDuck''.
** [[RunningGag "I am Groot!"]]
*** "He's Groot!"
** Spidey's imagine spot of Rocket Raccoon mentoring Nova, he imagines Nova scavenging trash while Rocket was on his back like [[StarWars Yoda]].

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* Spidey getting listed low on the Super-Hero hierarchy in "Guardians of the Galaxy".superhero hierarchy. Really low. Under ''Comicbook/HowardTheDuck''.
**
''ComicBook/HowardTheDuck''.
*
[[RunningGag "I am Groot!"]]
*** "He's Groot!"
** "He is Groot."
*
Spidey's imagine spot of Rocket Raccoon mentoring Nova, where he imagines Nova scavenging trash while Rocket was on his back like [[StarWars [[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]].



-->'''Spider-Man''': What if his parents have gone to the dark side?
-->''(in Spidy's head)''
-->'''Dr. Doom''': [[LukeIAmYourFather Luke...I]] ''[[LukeIAmYourFather am]]'' [[LukeIAmYourFather your father.]]
-->'''Luke Cage''': [[BigNO NOOOOO!]]
-->'''Spider-Man''': Come on, you were thinking of that, too.

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-->'''Spider-Man''': What if his parents have gone to the dark side?
-->''(in
side?\\
''(in
Spidy's head)''
-->'''Dr.
head)''\\
'''Dr.
Doom''': [[LukeIAmYourFather Luke...I]] ''[[LukeIAmYourFather am]]'' [[LukeIAmYourFather your father.]]
-->'''Luke
]]\\
'''Luke
Cage''': [[BigNO NOOOOO!]]
-->'''Spider-Man''':
NOOOOO!]]\\
'''Spider-Man''':
Come on, you were thinking of that, too.



-->'''Spider-Man''': Wait, so I'm the third wheel?!
-->''({{Imagine Spot}} of Captain America and Wolverine riding on motorcycles... with Spidey in a side car)''

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-->'''Spider-Man''': Wait, so I'm the third wheel?!
-->''({{Imagine Spot}}
wheel?!\\
''(ImagineSpot
of Captain America and Wolverine riding on motorcycles... with Spidey in a side car)''



-->'''Arcade''': No! So close! So close to power! So close to '''winning!''' So close to '''''respect!'''''
-->'''Spider-Man''': [[DeadpanSnarker Wow, I was expecting more of a mastermind. Not a master]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker whiner.]]''

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-->'''Arcade''': No! So close! So close to power! So close to '''winning!''' So close to '''''respect!'''''
-->'''Spider-Man''':
'''''respect!'''''\\
'''Spider-Man''':
[[DeadpanSnarker Wow, I was expecting more of a mastermind. Not a master]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker whiner.]]''



* In ''The Savage Spider-Man,'' we have the Man-Spider. Just... Man-Spider. Not only does he still break the Fourth Wall (though all he can really do is [[TheUnintelligible growl and snarl]]), but he also tries to eat a t-rex after beating it by roasting it over an open fire by the tail. And let's not forget the fact that, since he's more spider than man, he fires webs from [[{{Squick}} where spiders normally spin them.]]

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* In ''The "The Savage Spider-Man,'' Spider-Man," we have the Man-Spider. Just... Man-Spider. Not only does he still break the Fourth Wall (though all he can really do is [[TheUnintelligible growl and snarl]]), but he also tries to eat a t-rex after beating it by roasting it over an open fire by the tail. And let's not forget the fact that, since he's more spider than man, he fires webs from [[{{Squick}} where spiders normally spin them.]]



* In ''Agent Venom'', JJJ calls Spider-Man a leech. Spidey has an ImagineSpot where he's a leech-themed villain chasing a woman through a dark swamp at night... to borrow twenty bucks from her, promising [[BlatantLies he's good for it]].

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* In ''Agent Venom'', "Agent Venom", JJJ calls Spider-Man a leech. Spidey has an ImagineSpot where he's a leech-themed villain chasing a woman through a dark swamp at night... to borrow twenty bucks from her, promising [[BlatantLies he's good for it]].
10th Apr '16 7:12:22 PM DarkPhoenix94
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* Miles insistence that something supernatural is happening (it's not,) and Cho's growing annoyance over it.

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* Miles Miles' insistence that something supernatural is happening (it's not,) - specifically, that they're dealing with a ghost - (they're not) and Cho's growing annoyance over it.
it, to the point where it seems like Miles [[{{Troll}} is doing it just to annoy him.]]
* Scarlet's reaction to the others landing on him at the bottom of an entrance into a secret base.
-->'''Scarlet''': You have one second to get off me before I skewer you.
* Scarlet's reaction to getting wet and Spidey's response.
-->'''Scarlet''': I hate getting wet!
-->'''Spidey''': You hate everything.
* May's astonishment at the sheer number of Spiders, and Miles' dry remark.
-->'''Miles''': Yeah, we have a club.
10th Apr '16 9:20:48 AM chloelee12
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[[AC: Force of Nature]]
* Miles insistence that something supernatural is happening (it's not,) and Cho's growing annoyance over it.
5th Apr '16 8:19:47 AM chloelee12
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[[AC: Anti-heroes]]

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[[AC: Anti-heroes]]Anti-Venom]]
3rd Apr '16 7:27:03 AM chloelee12
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* Flash and Harry's (failed) attempt at "cool hero talk" and the fact that Captain America ''apparently'' teaches a class on it.
3rd Apr '16 7:11:42 AM chloelee12
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[[AC: Anti-heroes]]
* This
-->'''Spidey''': ''(After hitting Shocker with a wood pillar) Touch down!
-->'''Agent Venom''': That's a home run, Spidey!
-->'''Spidey''': I knew that.
1st Apr '16 7:45:58 PM Emio-Trope-Zuna
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** The fight at between Spidey and Deadpool descending into a HurricaneOfPuns- and then being [[LampshadedHanging lampshaded!]]

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** The fight at between Spidey and Deadpool descending into a HurricaneOfPuns- and then being [[LampshadedHanging [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded!]]
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