History Funny / Twisted

28th Oct '16 3:25:26 PM StFan
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-->'''Karen:''' Wow, you've - you've grown.
-->'''Whitney:''' Power of boobs.

to:

-->'''Karen:''' --->'''Karen:''' Wow, you've - -- you've grown.
-->'''Whitney:'''
grown.\\
'''Whitney:'''
Power of boobs.



** The guidance counsellor isn't quite the sixties-hippie retread type featured in {{Heathers}}, but she manages to get in a couple of rather overenthusiastic lines:
-->'''Counsellor:''' Here at Green Grove, this isn't a "hallway," it's a corridor of learning.
-->'''Whitney:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, that's very scholastic.]]

to:

** The guidance counsellor isn't quite the sixties-hippie retread type featured in {{Heathers}}, ''Film/{{Heathers}}'', but she manages to get in a couple of rather overenthusiastic lines:
-->'''Counsellor:''' --->'''Counsellor:''' Here at Green Grove, this isn't a "hallway," it's a corridor of learning.
-->'''Whitney:'''
learning.\\
'''Whitney:'''
[[SarcasmMode Yeah, that's very scholastic.]]



-->'''Danny:''' God, I barely recognized you without the pigtails.
-->'''Whitney:''' Oh, little Danny Desai. Are you still afraid of spiders?
-->'''Danny:''' Only the big ones.

to:

-->'''Danny:''' --->'''Danny:''' God, I barely recognized you without the pigtails.
-->'''Whitney:'''
pigtails.\\
'''Whitney:'''
Oh, little Danny Desai. Are you still afraid of spiders?
-->'''Danny:'''
spiders?\\
'''Danny:'''
Only the big ones.
2nd Apr '14 1:14:16 PM QuantumReality
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** [[spoiler:Rico falling all over himself as he realizes he completely screwed the pooch missing his dinner date with Andie and her parents.]]

to:

** [[spoiler:Rico falling all over himself as he realizes he completely screwed the pooch missing his dinner date with Andie and her parents. Her parents' very brusque acknowledgement and conveyance of lack of impression with him is also amusing.]]
2nd Apr '14 1:13:26 PM QuantumReality
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-->'''Whitney's Mother:''' [[MoodDissonance Oh, why don't you and Lacey have dinner with me tonight? It'll be wonderful.]]

to:

-->'''Whitney's Mother:''' [[MoodDissonance Oh, why don't you and Lacey have dinner with me tonight? It'll be wonderful.]]
** [[spoiler:Rico falling all over himself as he realizes he completely screwed the pooch missing his dinner date with Andie and her parents.
]]
2nd Apr '14 12:59:35 PM QuantumReality
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** The SnarkToSnarkCombat between Whitney and her mother. It's even odds as to which of them can be more of an AlphaBitch in that conversation.

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** The SnarkToSnarkCombat between Whitney and her mother. It's even odds as to which of them can be more of an AlphaBitch in that conversation.conversation, and ''then'', right after ordering Whitney to "pack her bags".
-->'''Whitney's Mother:''' [[MoodDissonance Oh, why don't you and Lacey have dinner with me tonight? It'll be wonderful.]]
2nd Apr '14 12:58:29 PM QuantumReality
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-->'''Chief Masterson:''' Knowing Danny, he had a pretty good reason.

to:

-->'''Chief Masterson:''' Knowing Danny, he had a pretty good reason.reason.
** The SnarkToSnarkCombat between Whitney and her mother. It's even odds as to which of them can be more of an AlphaBitch in that conversation.
2nd Apr '14 12:39:20 PM QuantumReality
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** Lacey trying not to admit she's still a little bit uncomfortable about kissing Whitney; Whitney's gently sarcastic rejoinders add to the funny.

to:

** Lacey trying not to admit she's still a little bit uncomfortable about kissing Whitney; Whitney's gently sarcastic rejoinders add to the funny.funny.
* "A Tale of Two Confessions":
** Chief Masterson has picked up Charlie and is driving:
-->'''Charlie:''' ''(points at [[spoiler:self-inflicted]] gash on his forehead)'' You know, Danny did this to me.
-->'''Chief Masterson:''' Knowing Danny, he had a pretty good reason.
30th Mar '14 12:43:16 AM QuantumReality
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-->'''Andie:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Okay, well, I'll be right back.]] ''(Picks up phone, leaves the table, leaving Rico dumbfounded)''

to:

-->'''Andie:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Okay, well, I'll be right back.]] ''(Picks up phone, phone and leaves the table, leaving Rico dumbfounded)''
30th Mar '14 12:43:02 AM QuantumReality
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-->'''Andie:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Okay, well, I'll be right back.]]

to:

-->'''Andie:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Okay, well, I'll be right back.]]]] ''(Picks up phone, leaves the table, leaving Rico dumbfounded)''
26th Mar '14 10:16:00 AM QuantumReality
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-->(It turns out later that [[spoiler:it isn't that Andie has no social graces at all, it's that she's getting seriously rattled at thinking Rico wants to have sex with her ''that night'']].)

to:

-->(It turns out later that [[spoiler:it isn't that Andie has no social graces at all, it's that she's getting seriously rattled at thinking Rico wants to have sex with her ''that night'']].))
* "Danny, Interrupted":
** Lacey trying not to admit she's still a little bit uncomfortable about kissing Whitney; Whitney's gently sarcastic rejoinders add to the funny.
19th Mar '14 9:29:02 PM QuantumReality
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-->'''Andie:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Okay, well, I'll be right back.]]

to:

-->'''Andie:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Okay, well, I'll be right back.]]]]
-->(It turns out later that [[spoiler:it isn't that Andie has no social graces at all, it's that she's getting seriously rattled at thinking Rico wants to have sex with her ''that night'']].)
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