History Funny / TwentyOneJumpStreet

7th Dec '17 7:55:30 AM jkrfan7
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-->'''Dickson''': Korean Jesus ain't got time for your problems! He busy! With '''KOREAN SHIT'''!

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-->'''Dickson''': Hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He busy! With '''KOREAN SHIT'''!
2nd Jun '17 2:25:08 PM SPBurke
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* The "ZZ Top" biker [[spoiler:turns out to be Hansen, played by Creator/JohnnyDepp himself!

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* The "ZZ Top" biker [[spoiler:turns out to be Hansen, played by Creator/JohnnyDepp himself!himself! And Penhall's back too!]]
2nd Jun '17 2:24:28 PM SPBurke
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* The "ZZ Top" biker [[spoiler:turns out to be Hanson, played by Creator/JohnnyDepp himself!]]

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* The "ZZ Top" biker [[spoiler:turns out to be Hanson, Hansen, played by Creator/JohnnyDepp himself!]]himself!



-->'''Penhall:''' [[Troll Uh actually I said that just to mess with you.]]

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-->'''Penhall:''' [[Troll Uh actually I said that just to mess with you.]]



-->'''Penhall:''' It looks tough!

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-->'''Penhall:''' It looks tough!tough!]]
2nd Jun '17 2:23:24 PM SPBurke
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-->'''Hansen:''' You little turds! You just ruined a five year investigation!
-->'''Schmidt:''' Dude, we had no idea! [[ActorAllusion You're like an amazing actor!]]
-->'''Hansen:''' You see that nose? That is a FAKE nose! You wanna wear a fake nose all day?? GLUE and shit?!
-->'''Schmidt:''' ...There are worse things in the world.
-->'''Hansen:''' We had to get TATTOOS on our DICKS.
-->'''Penhall:''' [[Troll Uh actually I said that just to mess with you.]]
-->'''Hansen:''' [[FlatWhat ...What?]]
-->'''Penhall:''' It looks tough!
26th May '17 5:38:33 AM LB7979
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-->'''Russell:''' Give me a break. ''Vehicular cowicide''? Is that really on the books?

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-->'''Russell:''' ''[To the sheriff]'' Give me a break. ''Vehicular cowicide''? Is that really on the books?



-->'''Russell:''' ''[To Hanson]'' You are one yard away from the goal line and you call time out. Don't play for the tie. Go. For. The. touchdown. Go... for the... ahh... ahh.. touchdown... ahh... ahh... touchdown!

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-->'''Russell:''' ''[To Hanson]'' You are one yard away from the goal line and you call time out. Don't play for the tie.[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Play. For the. Tie. Go. For. The. touchdown. ]] Go... for the... ahh... ahh.. touchdown... ahh... ahh... touchdown!



-->'''Penhall:''' ''YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!''

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-->'''Penhall:''' ''YOU ''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!''ME!]]''




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* Even the otherwise completely NightmareFuel episode ''La Bizca'' (featuring the civil war and human right violations in El Salvador) had funny moments.
** Penhall and Hanson, driving a rental car, are stopped by the corrupt army - who blow up the tyres of the car. Hanson in shocked reaction very awkwardly covers his mouth with his passport. Penhall says "Great, what do we do now?", the soldier says a word in Spanish, then realizing they don't speak Spanish, puts his index and middle finger on the palm of his other hand, upon which Penhall and Hanson at the exact same time exclaim "''walk''". When they walk away they start bickering in a HeterosexualLifePartners way about whose fault it was that the soldiers got angry, and it ends with them simultaneously exclaiming: "They took our badges. We don't need our stinkin' badges!".
** Hanson exclaiming in a squeaky, high pitched, exasperated voice [[https://youtu.be/Et-NZcwShvE?t=17 "We don't even know who you are!"]]
** When someone knocks on their hotel door in the middle of night, alarming them, Hanson for some reason puts a towel on his head as if it is some veil, and takes a drawer in his hands ready to defend himself with.
15th May '17 4:15:18 AM LB7979
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* ''Draw the Line'': [[https://youtu.be/F0Jps-4VGK4?t=935 The scene]] when Booker arrives with Hanson (having gotten the latter out of prison under the pretense that Harry died) at Penhall's - everything's funny about it (in an otherwise grim and tearjerkery episode). First Penhall's look of utter unbelief contrasted with Hanson's nonchalant expression. Then the confusion stemming from Hanson's (wrongly) believing Harry has just died:

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* ''Draw the Line'': [[https://youtu.be/F0Jps-4VGK4?t=935 The scene]] when Booker arrives with Hanson (having gotten the latter out of prison under the pretense that Harry died) at Penhall's - everything's funny about it (in an otherwise grim [[PlayedForDrama grim]] and tearjerkery [[{{Tearjerker}} tearjerkery]] episode). First Penhall's look of utter unbelief contrasted with Hanson's nonchalant expression. Then the confusion stemming from Hanson's (wrongly) believing Harry has just died:



-->'''Penhall:''' No!

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-->'''Penhall:''' No![[LittleNo No!]]



: : Then Hanson's repeatedly exclaiming "What for? WHAT FOR???" talking over Penhall. Then Hanson's aloof uttering of "Listen to him. I'm going to grab a beer". Then, while Hanson does so, Penhall and Booker's yelling at each other and talking over each other. Then it is sealed by Hanson's asking "Is this a twist-off, or do I need an opener?" and Penhall and Booker's ''still'' continuing yelling,

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: : Then Hanson's repeatedly exclaiming "What for? WHAT FOR???" talking over Penhall. Then Hanson's aloof uttering of (to Penhall) "Listen to him. I'm going to grab a beer". Then, while Hanson does so, Penhall and Booker's yelling at each other and talking over each other. Then it is [[CrowningMomentOfFunny sealed by by]] Hanson's asking "Is this a twist-off, or do I need an opener?" and over Penhall and Booker's ''still'' continuing yelling,
yelling over each other.
11th May '17 7:44:43 AM LB7979
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-->'''Hanson:''' I read about guys dying from [getting a tattoo] - you can get blood poisoning!
-->'''Russell:''' That would never happen, you had too much alcohol in you.


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* ''Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins'', too: Hanson and Russell are heavily arguing when they're driving down a country road, which causes them to run over a cow - both screaming an incredibly long "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twX1BrA-4GQ&feature=youtu.be&t=1874 WHHHHOOOOAAA!!!]]", which is funny to begin with. Then they wind up in the county jail and have to deal with a grumpy sheriff, while Russell is his wacky self while still trying to convince Hanson to go stop a wedding of an ex-flame.
-->'''Russell:''' Give me a break. ''Vehicular cowicide''? Is that really on the books?
-->'''Sheriff:''' That was a fifty-five-hundred dollar cow, and you don't have any insurance.
--> '''Russell:''' Well, neither did the cow. This is a no-fault state, isn't it?
-->'''Sheriff:''' ''[To Hanson, pointing at Russell]'' Where the hell did you pick up this ''fellon''?
-->'''Russell:''' I appreciate that, Sir.
-->''[...]''
-->'''Russell:''' ''[To Hanson]'' You are one yard away from the goal line and you call time out. Don't play for the tie. Go. For. The. touchdown. Go... for the... ahh... ahh.. touchdown... ahh... ahh... touchdown!
-->'''Sheriff:''' ''[To Hanson]'' Who ''is'' this guy?
11th May '17 7:09:37 AM LB7979
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* ''Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins'': Hanson flipping out when realizing he drunkenly got a tattoo[[note]]It was also the tattoo actor Creator/JohnnyDepp had, and still has, in Real Life.[[/note]] last night, and then blaming his friend Russell for letting him get it.
-->'''Hanson:''' I read about guys dying from [getting a tattoo] - you can get blood poisoning!
-->'''Russell:''' That would never happen, you had too much alcohol in you.
-->'''Hanson:''' How could you let me get a tattoo?!
-->'''Russell:''' Would you forget about the tattoo!
-->'''Hanson:''' You ''can't'' forget about a tattoo, that's the point!
11th May '17 6:07:04 AM LB7979
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!!The movie

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!!The movie
! The Series

* ''Draw the Line'': [[https://youtu.be/F0Jps-4VGK4?t=935 The scene]] when Booker arrives with Hanson (having gotten the latter out of prison under the pretense that Harry died) at Penhall's - everything's funny about it (in an otherwise grim and tearjerkery episode). First Penhall's look of utter unbelief contrasted with Hanson's nonchalant expression. Then the confusion stemming from Hanson's (wrongly) believing Harry has just died:
-->'''Hanson:''' Doug, I'm sorry about Harry.
-->'''Doug:''' It's o.k., he'll snap out of it.
-->''[Hanson turns to look at Booker]''
-->'''Hanson:''' ''[To Booker]'' He doesn't know?
-->'''Booker:''' I meant to tell you...
-->'''Penhall:''' Tell me what?
-->'''Booker:''' Not ''you''...
-->'''Hanson:''' ''[Turns to Penhall]'' Doug... Harry's dead.
-->'''Penhall:''' No!
-->'''Booker:''' ''[Matter-of-factly]'' No.
-->'''Hanson:''' What do you mean, no?
-->'''Booker:''' He's still in the hospital.
-->'''Penhall:''' ''YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!''
-->'''Hanson:''' ''[Confused]'' Then what am ''I'' doing here?
: : Then Hanson's repeatedly exclaiming "What for? WHAT FOR???" talking over Penhall. Then Hanson's aloof uttering of "Listen to him. I'm going to grab a beer". Then, while Hanson does so, Penhall and Booker's yelling at each other and talking over each other. Then it is sealed by Hanson's asking "Is this a twist-off, or do I need an opener?" and Penhall and Booker's ''still'' continuing yelling,

! The Film
16th Mar '17 7:52:35 PM Sokudoningyou
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** Possibly due to the fact she was high (or at least getting there) on the trip home just before they find the party in full swing.
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