History Funny / TwentyOneJumpStreet

27th Aug '16 12:04:05 PM taddavis
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* The one-strap/two-strap backpack thing.

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* The one-strap/two-strap backpack thing.situation.



*** Also the apparent need to scream "FUCK YOU!" after every arrest.
*** Jenko and Schmidt getting even with the One Percenter by dry-humping him then teabagging him. Schmidt celebrates their arrest by firing his gun in the air, sending bystanders scurrying for cover.

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*** Also Also, the apparent need to scream "FUCK YOU!" after every arrest.
*** Jenko and Schmidt getting even with one of the One Percenter Percenters by dry-humping him then teabagging him.and tea-bagging him ("Drop my nuts on your muthafuckin' forehead!"), respectively. Schmidt celebrates their arrest by firing his gun in the air, sending bystanders scurrying for cover.



** Even better, he's played by [[Music/IceCube the guy who sang "Fuck da police"]].

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** Even better, he's played by [[Music/IceCube the guy who sang rapped "Fuck da police"]].the Police".]]



-->"When did I get stabbed?"
** The crowd starts to wither with this news, until Schmidt cheers about it, causing the entire party to go back into full swing.

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-->"When -->"Oh, shit. When did I get stabbed?"
** The crowd starts to wither with this news, until Schmidt cheers about it, goes "That's awesome!", causing the entire party to go back into full swing.



* [[spoiler:The coach getting his dick shot off and [[{{Squick}} trying to pick it up with his teeth]].]]

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* [[spoiler:The [[spoiler: The coach getting his dick shot off and [[{{Squick}} trying to pick it up with his teeth]].]]
** [[spoiler: If you have good enough eyesight, you can see that he's actually trying to pick up half of a hot dog... and his actual dick is next to it.
]]



* "We weren't fingah-poppin' each otha's eessho's"

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* "We weren't After Schmidt and Jenko go to 21 Jump Street after their HFS mishap, one of the undercover recruits mock them for it.
---> '''Jr. Jr.''': Meanwhile, you two were
fingah-poppin' each otha's eessho's"eesho's (finger-popping each other's assholes).
---> '''Schimdt''': We weren't "fingah-poppin' each otha's eesho's." We're getting shit done.
29th Dec '15 11:59:40 AM case
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** The crowd starts to wither with this news, until Schmidt cheers about it, causing the entire party to go back into full swing.
20th Dec '15 1:22:01 PM Mikeyfan93
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The movie:

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The movie:
!!The movie
12th Nov '15 5:06:39 PM nombretomado
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* After Schmidt and Jenko throw a wild house party at Schmidt's parents' house as part of their cover, Mrs. Schmidt completely freaks out at them; at one point during her rant, she states that "I used to party with RobertDowneyJr. ''before'' he got sober! When he was REALLY fucked up! And FUN!"

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* After Schmidt and Jenko throw a wild house party at Schmidt's parents' house as part of their cover, Mrs. Schmidt completely freaks out at them; at one point during her rant, she states that "I used to party with RobertDowneyJr. Creator/RobertDowneyJr ''before'' he got sober! When he was REALLY fucked up! And FUN!"
2nd Sep '15 11:39:15 PM BeastC
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-->'''Dickson''': He busy! With '''KOREAN SHIT'''!
25th Jul '15 4:03:40 AM maxwellsilver
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** Even better, he's played by [[Music/IceCube the guy who sang "Fuck da police"]].
26th May '15 7:31:07 AM erforce
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-->"One particle of {{Unobtanium}} has a nuclear reaction with a [[Film/BackToTheFuture flux capacitor]]; carry the 2, changing its atomic isotoner into a [[Franchise/SpiderMan radioactive spider]]!" *turns around, revealing he's written the number 4 all over the whiteboard* "Fuck you, science!"

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-->"One particle of {{Unobtanium}} has a nuclear reaction with a [[Film/BackToTheFuture [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture flux capacitor]]; carry the 2, changing its atomic isotoner into a [[Franchise/SpiderMan radioactive spider]]!" *turns around, revealing he's written the number 4 all over the whiteboard* "Fuck you, science!"
25th Apr '15 1:28:48 PM SorPepita
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* "You have the right to...to suck my ''dick'', motherfucker!"

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* "You have the right to... to suck my ''dick'', motherfucker!"



*** Also the apparent need to scream "FUCK YOU!" after every arrest

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*** Also the apparent need to scream "FUCK YOU!" after every arrestarrest.
6th Sep '14 2:22:13 AM HarryLovesHermione
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* Schmidt and Jenko getting high.

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* Schmidt and Jenko getting high. First, they promptly try to get rid of HFS before it gets into their system by shoving their fingers in ''each other's'' throats to force a vomit reflex, but wind up having to go to class altered beyond belief. HilarityEnsues.


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** Jenko initially goes for cocaine, but Schmidt shoots it down: "We're trying to show them a good time, not ruin their fucking lives!"
6th Sep '14 2:19:43 AM HarryLovesHermione
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*** Jenko and Schmidt getting even with the One Percenter by dry-humping him then teabagging him. Schmidt celebrates their arrest by firing his gun in the air, sending bystanders scurrying for cover.
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