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29th Dec '15 11:59:40 AM case
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** The crowd starts to wither with this news, until Schmidt cheers about it, causing the entire party to go back into full swing.
20th Dec '15 1:22:01 PM Mikeyfan93
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The movie:
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The movie: !!The movie
12th Nov '15 5:06:39 PM nombretomado
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* After Schmidt and Jenko throw a wild house party at Schmidt's parents' house as part of their cover, Mrs. Schmidt completely freaks out at them; at one point during her rant, she states that "I used to party with RobertDowneyJr. ''before'' he got sober! When he was REALLY fucked up! And FUN!"
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* After Schmidt and Jenko throw a wild house party at Schmidt's parents' house as part of their cover, Mrs. Schmidt completely freaks out at them; at one point during her rant, she states that "I used to party with RobertDowneyJr. Creator/RobertDowneyJr ''before'' he got sober! When he was REALLY fucked up! And FUN!"
2nd Sep '15 11:39:15 PM BeastC
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-->'''Dickson''': He busy! With '''KOREAN SHIT'''!
25th Jul '15 4:03:40 AM maxwellsilver
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** Even better, he's played by [[Music/IceCube the guy who sang "Fuck da police"]].
26th May '15 7:31:07 AM erforce
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-->"One particle of {{Unobtanium}} has a nuclear reaction with a [[Film/BackToTheFuture flux capacitor]]; carry the 2, changing its atomic isotoner into a [[Franchise/SpiderMan radioactive spider]]!" *turns around, revealing he's written the number 4 all over the whiteboard* "Fuck you, science!"
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-->"One particle of {{Unobtanium}} has a nuclear reaction with a [[Film/BackToTheFuture [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture flux capacitor]]; carry the 2, changing its atomic isotoner into a [[Franchise/SpiderMan radioactive spider]]!" *turns around, revealing he's written the number 4 all over the whiteboard* "Fuck you, science!"
25th Apr '15 1:28:48 PM SorPepita
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* "You have the right to...to suck my ''dick'', motherfucker!"
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* "You have the right to... to suck my ''dick'', motherfucker!"

*** Also the apparent need to scream "FUCK YOU!" after every arrest
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*** Also the apparent need to scream "FUCK YOU!" after every arrestarrest.
6th Sep '14 2:22:13 AM HarryLovesHermione
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* Schmidt and Jenko getting high.
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* Schmidt and Jenko getting high. First, they promptly try to get rid of HFS before it gets into their system by shoving their fingers in ''each other's'' throats to force a vomit reflex, but wind up having to go to class altered beyond belief. HilarityEnsues.

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* ** Jenko initially goes for cocaine, but Schmidt and Jenko getting high.shoots it down: "We're trying to show them a good time, not ruin their fucking lives!"
6th Sep '14 2:19:43 AM HarryLovesHermione
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*** Jenko and Schmidt getting even with the One Percenter by dry-humping him then teabagging him. Schmidt celebrates their arrest by firing his gun in the air, sending bystanders scurrying for cover.
3rd Jul '14 7:24:43 PM Luigifan
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* [[spoiler: The coach getting his dick shot off and [[{{Squick}} trying to pick it up with his teeth]].]]
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* [[spoiler: The [[spoiler:The coach getting his dick shot off and [[{{Squick}} trying to pick it up with his teeth]].]]

** Or more importantly the screen cap for the last stage of "FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER!" to whomever is on the stuff.
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** Or more importantly importantly, the screen cap for the last stage of "FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER!" to whomever is on the stuff.

** Hell, Schmidt and Jenko planning the party. They realise they'll need beer & comment that they'll need fake I.D.s to do so, cue uproarious laughter from the two since they're both over 21; they realise they'll need drugs & comment that they'll need ti find a dealer, cue uproarious laughter from the two since they know a way to get a shit load of drugs for free - raid the evidence lock-up for several large bags of pot.
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** Hell, Schmidt and Jenko planning the party. They realise they'll need beer & comment that they'll need fake I.D.s to do so, so; cue uproarious laughter from the two since they're both over 21; 21. Then they realise they'll need drugs & comment that they'll need ti to find a dealer, dealer; cue uproarious laughter from the two since they know a way to get a shit load shit-load of drugs for free - -- raid the evidence lock-up for several large bags of pot.
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