History Funny / TotalRecall1990

23rd Jul '17 6:28:56 PM TitoMosquito
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'''Quaid:''' How did I get in this taxi?\\

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'''Quaid:''' How did I get in this taxi?\\taxi?!\\
10th Jun '17 10:30:00 AM kalel32688
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* "They were going to kill me! BUT I KILLED DEM!"

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* "They were going to kill me! BUT did! But I KILLED killed DEM!"


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** While Quaid has the probe up his nasal passage, Hauser looks like he's watching the whole thing with mild but amused interest.
18th Apr '17 5:07:54 PM kalel32688
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-->'''Joel:''' This thing is going on! So, this... well Arnold was going [[BadBadActing NYEAUGH NYEAUUUGH!]] His father started sitting in his room, screaming and sad as he goes:

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-->'''Joel:''' This thing is going on! So, this... well Arnold was going [[BadBadActing NYEAUGH NYEAUUUGH!]] His father started sitting in stormed into his room, screaming and sad as he goes:
17th Mar '17 8:16:36 AM BirdMan40
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-->'''Johnny Cab''': Anywhere, just go! Go!
-->'''Quaid''': Anywhere just go! Go!

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-->'''Johnny Cab''': Anywhere, just go! Go!
-->'''Quaid''': Anywhere Anywhere, just go! Go!
17th Mar '17 8:15:43 AM BirdMan40
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* The Johnnycab scene:
-->'''Johnnycab''': Please state the street and number.
-->'''Quaid''': Drive! drive!
-->'''Johnnycab''': I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination?

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* The Johnnycab Johnny Cab scene:
-->'''Johnnycab''': Please state the street and number.
-->'''Quaid''': Drive! drive!
-->'''Johnnycab''': I'm not familiar with that address.
Drive Drive!
-->'''Johnny Cab''':
Would you please repeat the destination?destination?
-->'''Johnny Cab''': Anywhere, just go! Go!



-->'''Johnnycab''': I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination?

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-->'''Johnnycab''': I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination?-->'''Johnny Cab''': Please state a street and number.



-->'''Johnnycab''': I'm not familiar with the address. Would you please repeat the destination?

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-->'''Johnnycab''': -->'''Johnny Cab''': I'm not familiar with the address. Would you please repeat the destination?



'''Johnnycab:''' You're in a Johnnycab.\\

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'''Johnnycab:''' '''Johnny Cab:''' You're in a Johnnycab.Johnny Cab.\\



'''Johnnycab:''' I'm sorry. Would you please rephrase the question?\\

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'''Johnnycab:''' '''Johnny Cab:''' I'm sorry. Would you please rephrase the question?\\



'''Johnnycab:''' The door opened, you got in. ''(rolls his eyes)'' Hell of a day, isn't it?

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'''Johnnycab:''' '''Johnny Cab:''' The door opened, you got in. ''(rolls his eyes)'' Hell of a day, isn't it?
13th Feb '17 12:21:38 AM Statzkeen
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* "Hahahahaha! [[{{Hologram}} You think this is the real Quaid?]] [[OhCrap It is!]]"

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* "Hahahahaha! [[{{Hologram}} The bad guys keep getting fooled by a {{Hologram}} of Quaid, and then they turn and find the real Quaid:
**"Hahahahaha!
You think this is the real Quaid?]] [[OhCrap Quaid?" *The bad guys hold their fire* "[[OhCrap It is!]]"
25th Jan '17 5:51:50 PM CodyPurple
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* The notorious ExplosiveDecompression scene is [[NightmareFuel pretty disturbing, yet unrealistic.]] Fortunately, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6zme3z6qZ8 Joel from Vinesauce]] has a [[CrossesTheLineTwice story that really]] [[NightmareRetardant sucks it's creepiness out!]]
-->'''Joel:''' This thing is going on! So, this... well Arnold was going [[BadBadActing NYEAUGH NYEAUUUGH!]] His father started sitting in his room, screaming and sad as he goes:
-->'''Joel's Half-Brother's father:''' "THIS IS WHAT YOU LIKE? THIS IS WHAT YOU LIKE WATCHING?! HUH?! HUH?!"
-->'''Joel:''' And-and my brother protested like:
-->'''Joel's Half-Brother:''' [[BigNo No! NOOOO!]]
-->'''Joel:''' ...and Arnold was going NYEAUGH NYEAUUUGH!! And my- *chuckles* his father was like stomping up and all like:
-->'''Joel's Half-Brother's father:''' "YOU CAN'T WATCH THESE THINGS! WHY ARE YOU WATCHING?!"
-->'''Joel:''' ...and my- *laughs* my brother is crying like:
-->'''Joel's Half-Brother:''' NO, STOP!
-->'''Joel:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny And Arnold was just going NYEAUGH, NYEAUGH, NYEAUUUUGH!!! *Long laugher*]]
11th Jan '17 12:33:33 PM wittylibrarian
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* The human shield guy. How his body absorbs [[NoKillLikeOverkill 15,000 bullets]] and remain intact crosses many lines into BlackComedy that you can't help but laugh after the shooting stops.
6th Sep '16 9:36:45 AM DoctorNemesis
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** In the same scene, when Cohaagen's ranting about how he didn't want any of this and just wanted his friend back, the petulant, childish way he yells "But ''nooooo''! You had to be ''Quaid''!"
24th Apr '16 10:09:22 PM Thunderchin
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** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic "We'll have a farewell to arms!"]]
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