History Funny / TopSecret

9th Nov '16 4:35:37 AM mrnickname
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** Oh god, the safehouse shootout in general. From the impromptu tap dancing to one resistance fighter [[HeroicSacrifice "heroically"]] saving them from a grenade, it's all just hilarious and awesome at the same time. And to think that 12 years later, Val Kilmer would star in Film/{{Heat}} which is also famed for its epic shootout scene.
15th Oct '16 10:41:18 PM JakesBrain
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--> '''Nick''' (to the driver)''':''' Is he all right?
--> '''Wagon Driver:''' Oh, yes. He caught a cold the other day, and [[IncrediblyLamePun he's just a little hoarse]].
--> '''Horse''' (as they're pulling away)''':''' [[Music/TheBeatles It's been a hard day's night, und I've been vorking like a dog]]...

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--> '''Nick''' (to the driver)''':''' Is he all right?
-->
right?\\
'''Wagon Driver:''' Oh, yes. He caught a cold the other day, and [[IncrediblyLamePun he's just a little hoarse]].
-->
hoarse]].\\
'''Horse''' (as they're pulling away)''':''' [[Music/TheBeatles It's been a hard day's night, und I've I'fe been vorking verking like a dog]]...



* Nick`s over the top performance of a love song (of the "slow" variety) complete with a do-wop backing chorus. When he goes into speaking in the middle sequence (Parodying Neil Sedaka), he stresses how he cannot live without "her", constantly trying to kill himself. Cue a gallows noose, a set of railroad tracks and a gas stove, ''suddenly appearing on stage''!

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* Nick`s over the top performance of a love song (of the "slow" variety) complete with a do-wop doo-wop backing chorus. When he goes into speaking in the middle sequence (Parodying (parodying Neil Sedaka), he stresses how he cannot live without "her", constantly trying to kill himself. Cue a gallows noose, a set of railroad tracks tracks, and a gas stove, oven ''suddenly appearing on stage''! stage''; the backing singers have to drag him out of each of them



* Nick mistakenly performs "Tutti Frutti". The house band, who are all old men, gets so worked up afterwards that they trash their instruments.

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* Nick mistakenly performs "Tutti Frutti". The house band, who are all old men, gets get so worked up afterwards that they trash their instruments.instruments like [[Music/TheWho Pete Townshend]].
15th Oct '16 10:36:20 PM JakesBrain
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--> ''Hail, hail, East Germany''
--> ''land of fruit and grape''
--> ''land where you'll regret''
--> ''if you try to escape''
--> ''no matter if you tunnel under''
--> ''or take a running jump at the wall''
--> ''forget it, the guards will kill you''
--> ''if the electrified fence doesn't first''

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--> ''Hail, hail, East Germany''
--> ''land
Germany\\
land
of fruit and grape''
--> ''land
grape\\
land
where you'll regret''
--> ''if
regret\\
if
you try to escape''
--> ''no
escape\\
no
matter if you tunnel under''
--> ''or
under\\
or
take a running jump at the wall''
--> ''forget
wall\\
forget
it, the guards will kill you''
--> ''if
you\\
if
the electrified fence doesn't first''



* "No, that doesn't sound like Mel Torme."

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* "No, that doesn't sound like "This is ''not'' Mel Torme.Tormé."
5th May '16 2:09:32 AM aye_amber
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-->[[BeachBoys I wish they all could be]] [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter double-barreled guns...]]

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-->[[BeachBoys -->[[Music/TheBeachBoys I wish they all could be]] [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter double-barreled guns...]]
29th Mar '16 9:58:36 PM damus2300
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* Nick mistakenly performs "Tutti Frutti". The house band, who are all old men, gets so worked up afterwards that they trash their instruments.
29th Mar '16 9:48:27 PM damus2300
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* Nick and Hilary's ridiculous dance routine. A ZAZ trademark they would use in ''Film/TheNakedGun''.

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* Nick and Hilary's ridiculous ridiculously complex dance routine. A ZAZ trademark they would use in ''Film/TheNakedGun''.trademark.



* The dead carrier pigeon.

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* The dead carrier pigeon.pigeon, that Deja Vu thinks is the ''actual'' traitor in the resistance.


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* Chocolate Mousse's ridiculous skill with a Thompson submachine gun.
25th Sep '15 8:09:47 AM DanParker001
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* When Nick and Hilary make love, they roll passionately on the floor and the camera tries to discreetly turn to a nearby fireplace. But the couple rolls into view again, forcing the camera to discreetly turn ''again'' to yet another fireplace.

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* When Nick and Hilary make love, they roll passionately on the floor and the camera tries to discreetly turn to a nearby fireplace. But the couple rolls into view again, forcing the camera to discreetly turn ''again'' to yet another fireplace, then the two roll into view once again. This time the camera moves up to a fireplace ''on top'' of the previous fireplace.
14th Apr '15 11:14:15 PM Eilevgmyhren
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* Nick`s over the top performance of a love song (of the "slow" variety) complete with a do-wop backing chorus. When he goes into speaking in the middle sequence (Parodying Neil Sedaka), he stresses how he cannot live without "her", constantly trying to kill himself. Cue a gallows noose, a set of railroad tracks and a gas stove, ''suddenly appearing on stage''!
** For that matter, how he "seduces" a young girl, who faints in his arms, only for him to literally dump her (with a laudable "thud") moments later. And the girls in the audience, reacting from the classical screaming to fainting, to getting visibly off on him...
3rd Feb '15 10:36:16 AM lipranzer
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--> '''Horse''' (as they're pulling away)''':''' It's been a hard day's night, und I've been vorking like a dog...

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--> '''Horse''' (as they're pulling away)''':''' [[Music/TheBeatles It's been a hard day's night, und I've been vorking like a dog...dog]]...
16th Dec '14 10:01:12 AM jmparker78
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** Everybody now: "YAH, yah, YAH! YAAAAH!"
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