History Funny / TopGear

10th Jul '17 2:44:26 AM TheIrregular
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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw7D9cDQqHo Cockometer]].

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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw7D9cDQqHo [[https://youtu.be/bFx2D1B7Dec?t=6m29s Cockometer]].
2nd Jul '17 3:57:45 PM Euan2000
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* In the "Hot Hatchback Challenge" Richard Hammond spends the whole episode bending the rules which comes back to bit him hard when he keeps getting zero points at the tally. And then loses what few points he did get at the end for his car not counting as a Hot Hatchback.
17th Jun '17 9:29:16 AM Dallenson
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** The South Africa Rozzers bring in a tow truck to nick the Marauder after Hammond parks it somewhere he shouldn't have. He responds by getting in, putting the Marauder in gear, and having a tow truck tug-of-war. The tow truck loses.

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** The South Africa Rozzers bring in a tow truck to nick the Marauder after Hammond parks it somewhere he shouldn't have. He responds by getting in, putting the Marauder in gear, and having a tow truck tug-of-war. The tow truck loses. Bonus points goes to one of the workers sitting in the middle seat of the tow truck as it was being pulled away, he has his hands over his mouth with a look of disbelief.
15th Jun '17 6:17:53 AM CyberFan479
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** "Ive bought this, which is a ... a m-motorcycle." (More of a scooter)

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** "Ive bought this, which is a ... a m-motorcycle." (More Clarkson's utter lack of experience with motorcycles leads him to buy a scooter)Vespa, [[AllegedCar a scooter with a one-cylinder engine]].



** "...James and I quite liked the snake blood vodka. And so, later that evening, we decided to make mischief with Hammond's helmet." Jeremy and James then proceed to flatten Richard's helmet, and in the morning present him with a new helmet they had bought, which is bright pink. May: "Understand Hammond that pink is the color of warriors here!" "Stop talking, stop- flapping your lips about with sound coming out of them."

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** "...James and I After having quite liked the a few shots of snake blood vodka. And so, later that evening, we decided to make mischief with Hammond's helmet." vodka, Jeremy and James then proceed to flatten Richard's helmet, and in the morning present him with a new helmet they had bought, which is bright pink. May: "Understand pink.
---->'''May''': Understand
Hammond that pink is the color of warriors here!" "Stop here!
---->'''Hammond''': Stop
talking, stop- flapping your lips about with sound coming out of them."
27th May '17 12:38:28 PM nombretomado
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--->'''Clarkson:''' Children, if you're watching this at home, and you don't know [[TheVietnamWar why this is inappropriate]], ask your parents.

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--->'''Clarkson:''' Children, if you're watching this at home, and you don't know [[TheVietnamWar [[UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar why this is inappropriate]], ask your parents.
24th May '17 1:23:59 AM axle-k89
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* Two words: Car Sauna -- a game played by waiting for a hot, sunny day and getting into a car with the windows rolled up and the heater at maximum. The first person to exit the car loses. The lads played it, and Clarkson was the first to abandon ship when the internal temperature reached 62 degrees C (143 degrees F).

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* Two words: Car Sauna -- a game played by waiting for a hot, sunny day and getting into a car with the windows rolled up and the heater at maximum. The first person to exit the car loses. The lads played it, and Clarkson was the first to abandon ship when the internal temperature reached 62 degrees C (143 degrees F). If that's not funny enough, Hammond points out that because they're all sweating, they're ''breathing each other''. Jeremy looks horrified, James looks disgusted, and Richard starts retching.
20th May '17 2:07:21 PM CumbersomeTercel
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* These promos featuring the presenters as children are both hilarious and adorable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7hbNcxmvTM, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grZmvoyZKy8

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* These promos featuring the presenters as children are both hilarious and adorable https://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7hbNcxmvTM, https://www.com/watch?v=y7hbNcxmvTM These]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grZmvoyZKy8com/watch?v=grZmvoyZKy8 promos]] featuring the presenters as children are both hilarious and adorable
9th May '17 4:06:17 PM Golondrina
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** Also when quizzed by WillSmith as to what went wrong in Argentina..

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** Also when quizzed by WillSmith Creator/WillSmith as to what went wrong in Argentina..
8th May '17 4:57:57 AM TheIrregular
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** One challenge involves filling the interiors of the cars with water and driving until the water level inside the car drops below the steering wheel. Hammond gets part of the way around the track and May passes Hammond and then passes him again. Clarkson? Well, first his car was so leaky that they drained the tanker trucks trying to fill a car that ''wouldn't fill.'' Then, after they got so fed up and sent him on his way, Clarkson got a short distance (at the most) down the track before one of his doors fell off and the whole load of water drained out. And it ''wasn't even the same door'' he'd lost in an earlier challenge.

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** One challenge involves filling the interiors of the cars with water and driving until the water level inside the car drops below the steering wheel. Hammond gets part of the way around the track and May passes Hammond and then passes him again. Clarkson? Well, first his car was so leaky that they drained the tanker trucks trying to fill a car that ''wouldn't fill.'' Then, after they got so fed up and sent him on his way, Clarkson got a short distance (at the most) down the track before one of his doors fell off and the whole load of water drained out. And it ''wasn't even the same door'' he'd lost in an earlier challenge. (In other words, through the course of the challenges, the Rover lost ''both rear doors''.)
6th May '17 5:53:32 PM nombretomado
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--> '''Hammond:''' Now if you're under 12, then to you this car is Bumblebee from the ''[[TransformersFilmSeries Transformers]]'' movies. And in a minute it's going to stand up and throw an oil tanker at my face.

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--> '''Hammond:''' Now if you're under 12, then to you this car is Bumblebee from the ''[[TransformersFilmSeries ''[[Film/TransformersFilmSeries Transformers]]'' movies. And in a minute it's going to stand up and throw an oil tanker at my face.
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