History Funny / TopGear

22nd Nov '16 7:50:56 AM mlsmithca
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[[folder: Series 20]]

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[[folder: Series [[folder:Series 20]]
22nd Nov '16 7:50:28 AM mlsmithca
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---> '''Clarkson''': Some say that his hair is the exact same shape as a hat, and that if he worked for CNN, he wouldn't get such ''pitifully'' low ratings that his show got cancelled. ''(makes trademark smug face)''

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---> --> '''Clarkson''': Some say that his hair is the exact same shape as a hat, and that if he worked for CNN, he wouldn't get such ''pitifully'' low ratings that his show got cancelled. ''(makes trademark smug face)''
5th Nov '16 9:05:29 PM RainbowTrololo
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** After Jeremy asks Will about how filimg in Argentina went for him:

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** After Jeremy asks Will about how filimg filming in Argentina went for him:
5th Nov '16 9:04:47 PM RainbowTrololo
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** After Jeremy asks Will about how filimg in Argentina went for him:
--->'''Will Smith:''' It was good, man. Argentina's fantastic.
--->'''Jeremy:''' ''(completely straight faced and dripping with sarcasm) Is it?''
24th Oct '16 1:33:06 AM TheIrregular
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**Then there's the in-studio coda to the race. How does the world's top-rated motoring show reconcile itself to the car coming in stone dead last? Simple: BlatantLies.
--->'''Hammond''': If I remember rightly, when I got there, James, you were already there and had been for ages.\\
'''Clarkson''': He was! And do you know something else as well? I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!\\
'''May''': I'm sure I remember cruising straight past Hammond with his head stuck in some railings.\\
'''Clarkson''': And do you know what? London doesn't actually have a river, so I couldn't have used a boat!
20th Oct '16 5:27:47 AM TheIrregular
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-->'''Hammond:''' ...and so far we've learnt that James's Lamborghini is rubbish, Jeremy's Maserati is slow, and my Ferrari is...\\
'''Clarkson:''' Is not a Ferrari.\\

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-->'''Hammond:''' ...and so far we've learnt that James's Lamborghini is rubbish, Jeremy's Maserati is slow, and my Ferrari is...\\
is--\\
'''Clarkson:''' Is not --isn't a Ferrari.\\



-->'''Jeremy''': First, it's the slowest thing I've ever driven. Second, everything inside is... absolutely... spotless-ACHOO!... [[BlatantLies Sorry, James.]] And third... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick he's locked in the boot.]]

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-->'''Jeremy''': First, it's the slowest thing I've ever driven. Second, everything inside is... absolutely... spotless-ACHOO!... [[BlatantLies Sorry, James.]] And third... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick he's locked in the boot.]]
18th Oct '16 4:25:29 AM TheIrregular
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-->''Clarkson and his cronies should be hung, drawn and quartered or is that to good for them.'' (Jeremy: Should be "too", T-double-O. Small point.) ''He doesn't deserve to be classed as British.''

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-->''Clarkson and his cronies should be hung, drawn and quartered or is that to good for them.'' (Jeremy: [[YouMakeMeSic Should be "too", T-double-O. T-double-O.]] Small point.) ''He doesn't deserve to be classed as British.''
23rd Sep '16 3:19:08 AM Morgenthaler
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-->'''Clarkson''': Now it can't be [[UsefulNotes/TheUnitedStates there]] 'cause they're all doing five, can't be [[UsefulNotes/LatinAmerica there]] 'cause they're all on drugs, [[UsefulNotes/{{Africa}} that's]] just full of ox, AlGore says [[UsefulNotes/{{Antarctica}} that's]] gone so it's not likely to be down there, [[UsefulNotes/{{Australia}} that's]] just full of spiders...\\

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-->'''Clarkson''': Now it can't be [[UsefulNotes/TheUnitedStates there]] 'cause they're all doing five, can't be [[UsefulNotes/LatinAmerica there]] 'cause they're all on drugs, [[UsefulNotes/{{Africa}} that's]] just full of ox, AlGore UsefulNotes/AlGore says [[UsefulNotes/{{Antarctica}} that's]] gone so it's not likely to be down there, [[UsefulNotes/{{Australia}} that's]] just full of spiders...\\
12th Sep '16 1:50:34 AM mlsmithca
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* In Episode 6, the three presenters offer different suggestions for the ultimate track day car - James nominates a Caterham Seven, Jeremy goes for a KTM Cross-Bow, and Richard chooses a Morgan three-wheeler. The hilarity begins when the producers tell them to have a race from 0 mph to 100 mph and back to 0 mph again.
** Richard insists on a Le Mans-style start for the race. While he jumps straight into his car and drives off, Jeremy gets lost navigating the technologically convoluted starter for his car, while James takes an inordinately long time to strap on his safety belt - and then realises he's left the steering wheel out of reach (having had to remove it to get into the car).
** Richard takes pity on the other two and agrees to scrap the Le Mans-style start. As they race off, Jeremy stops after a surprisingly short time - and only then realises that it was the fuel pressure that reached 100, not the speedometer.
** The third attempt is ruined when James jumps the gun and drives off when the starter has only counted down to 2.
** And on the fourth attempt, it's James' turn to stop surprisingly soon... only to realise he's gone up to 100 km/h and back, not 100 mph. Richard, meanwhile, goes around the entire track several times, never able to quite get up to 100 mph before he has to slow down for the next corner, as James tries to use maths to argue that his car is faster than Jeremy's.
30th Jul '16 12:46:45 AM axle-k89
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** Also this line from Hammond near the end of the race:

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** Also this line from Hammond near the end of the race:race, especially when coupled with his expression as he says it:
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