History Funny / TombRaider

4th Jul '15 2:07:04 PM nombretomado
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* In ''Temple of Light'', DLC lets you swap out Lara and Totec with either [[LegacyOfKain Raziel and Kain]], or KaneAndLynch. The latter [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf-94fHkMIQ is particularly entertaining]], as it churns all the dialogue between Lara and Totec into an escalating salvo of [[ClusterBleepBomb censored cuss words]] between [[SirSwearsALot Kane and Lynch]].

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* In ''Temple of Light'', DLC lets you swap out Lara and Totec with either [[LegacyOfKain [[VideoGame/LegacyOfKain Raziel and Kain]], or KaneAndLynch. The latter [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf-94fHkMIQ is particularly entertaining]], as it churns all the dialogue between Lara and Totec into an escalating salvo of [[ClusterBleepBomb censored cuss words]] between [[SirSwearsALot Kane and Lynch]].



** Another [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpe1FPqD6Y4&list=PLE6A98B8C878C29EF&index=1 with the start of the]] LegacyOfKain DLC:

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** Another [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpe1FPqD6Y4&list=PLE6A98B8C878C29EF&index=1 with the start of the]] LegacyOfKain VideoGame/LegacyOfKain DLC:
16th Dec '14 9:15:03 PM SayaAensland
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--> '''Lara:''' ''(glares at the camera)'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Don't you]] ''[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall think]]'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall you've seen enough?]] ''(pulls out her shotgun and'' ''[[CameraAbuse shoots the camera]])''

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--> ---> '''Lara:''' ''(glares at the camera)'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Don't you]] ''[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall think]]'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall you've seen enough?]] ''(pulls out her shotgun and'' ''[[CameraAbuse shoots the camera]])''



--> '''Larson:''' You's one clever cookie, boss.
--> '''Pierre:''' [[StealthInsult Comparatively, yes]].

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--> ---> '''Larson:''' You's one clever cookie, boss.
--> ---> '''Pierre:''' [[StealthInsult Comparatively, yes]].



--> '''Larson:''' We ain't gonna make that gap, boss.
--> '''Pierre:''' We'll make it.
--> '''Larson:''' Ain't gonna.
--> '''Pierre:''' ''We'll make it!''
--> ''(CRASH)''
--> '''Larson:''' What did I ''tell you?''
--> '''Pierre:''' ''(looking as though he's about to start a major tantrum)'' ''Mon Dieu!''

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--> ---> '''Larson:''' We ain't gonna make that gap, boss.
--> ---> '''Pierre:''' We'll make it.
--> ---> '''Larson:''' Ain't gonna.
--> ---> '''Pierre:''' ''We'll make it!''
--> ---> ''(CRASH)''
--> ---> '''Larson:''' What did I ''tell you?''
--> ---> '''Pierre:''' ''(looking as though he's about to start a major tantrum)'' ''Mon Dieu!''



--> '''Lara:''' You unsavory little runt!
--> '''Lara:''' You call these dossiers? Yuck!
--> '''Lara:''' ''(Pointing at a building in Prague in the middle of winter)'' That one. Big thing with snow on it.
--> '''Lara:''' If I had a coconut for every time a lunatic said something like that...
--> '''Lara:''' I see. Highly inconvenient having abominations running around loose isn't it.

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--> ---> '''Lara:''' You unsavory little runt!
--> ---> '''Lara:''' You call these dossiers? Yuck!
--> ---> '''Lara:''' ''(Pointing at a building in Prague in the middle of winter)'' That one. Big thing with snow on it.
--> ---> '''Lara:''' If I had a coconut for every time a lunatic said something like that...
--> ---> '''Lara:''' I see. Highly inconvenient having abominations running around loose isn't it.



--> '''Willard''': ...and I've been shouting myself hoarse on this radio every day! It's just that the weather constantly dumps on us, and maybe my transmission gets through, I don't know.
--> '''Supervisor''': I can't understand one word that you say, Willard!
--> '''Willard''': [[BlatantLies IT'S ALL GOING]] ''[[BlatantLies SWELL,]]'' [[BlatantLies SIR!]]

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--> ---> '''Willard''': ...and I've been shouting yelling myself hoarse on this radio every day! day. It's just that the weather constantly dumps on us, and us frequently here. And maybe my transmission gets doesn't get through, I don't know.
--> ---> '''Supervisor''': I can't understand one word that you say, what you're saying, Willard!
--> ---> '''Willard''': [[BlatantLies IT'S ALL GOING]] ''[[BlatantLies SWELL,]]'' [[BlatantLies SIR!]]



--> '''Lara''': ...I'm sorry. This piece you're talking about...where's the rest?

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--> ---> '''Lara''': ...I'm sorry. This piece you're talking about...where's the rest?



--> '''Lara''': [[ButNowIMustGo When I'm gone]], [[TempleOfDoom this place will be lost again...]] [[TheEndOrIsIt but for how long?]]
--> '''[[GilliganCut 2 Days Later]]''' (Kane and Lynch [[LateToTheTragedy arrive after the adventure...]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero and unleash]] [[SealedEvilInACan Xolotl]] [[OhNoNotAgain all over again]].)

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--> ---> '''Lara''': [[ButNowIMustGo When I'm gone]], [[TempleOfDoom this place will be lost again...]] [[TheEndOrIsIt but for how long?]]
--> ---> '''[[GilliganCut 2 Days Later]]''' (Kane and Lynch [[LateToTheTragedy arrive after the adventure...]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero and unleash]] [[SealedEvilInACan Xolotl]] [[OhNoNotAgain all over again]].)



--> '''[[MeanwhileScene Meanwhile]], [[AlternateUniverse in another world...]]''' ''and, [[TimeyWimeyBall kind of in the past]].''

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--> ---> '''[[MeanwhileScene Meanwhile]], [[AlternateUniverse in another world...]]''' ''and, [[TimeyWimeyBall kind of in the past]].''
5th Aug '14 9:17:01 AM DontKillBugs
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--> '''Willard''': IT'S ALL GOING SWELL, SIR!

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--> '''Willard''': [[BlatantLies IT'S ALL GOING SWELL, SIR!GOING]] ''[[BlatantLies SWELL,]]'' [[BlatantLies SIR!]]
20th Jul '14 2:32:47 PM DontKillBugs
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** In the opening for ''Tomb Raider III'', where Willard is griping to his supervisor over the radio while his team keeps mining loudly in the background.
--> '''Willard''': ...and I've been shouting myself hoarse on this radio every day! It's just that the weather constantly dumps on us, and maybe my transmission gets through, I don't know.
--> '''Supervisor''': I can't understand one word that you say, Willard!
--> '''Willard''': IT'S ALL GOING SWELL, SIR!
18th Apr '14 6:17:02 PM Mahboi
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* In ''Tomb Raider I'' and ''Anniversary'', [[spoiler: you can use a hand from the statue of Midas to turn lead into gold. However, if Lara climbs on top of the hand, [[TheManyDeathsOfYou she will turn into gold too]]. The sheer unexpectedness of it all, as well as the notion that TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything, will catch you completely off guard]].

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* In ''Tomb Raider I'' and ''Anniversary'', [[spoiler: you can use a hand from the statue of Midas to turn lead into gold. However, if Lara climbs on top of the hand, [[TheManyDeathsOfYou she will turn into gold too]]. The sheer unexpectedness of it all, as well as the notion that TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything, will catch you completely off guard]]. Whether this is funny or a ''CruelandUnusualDeath'' is up to the player.


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* [[MemeticMutation Broccoli, Coconut, Hotdog]]
** Throughout ''The Angel of Darkness'', Lara has extensive dialogue options compared to previous games, leading to some hilarious gems like
--> '''Lara:''' You unsavory little runt!
--> '''Lara:''' You call these dossiers? Yuck!
--> '''Lara:''' ''(Pointing at a building in Prague in the middle of winter)'' That one. Big thing with snow on it.
--> '''Lara:''' If I had a coconut for every time a lunatic said something like that...
--> '''Lara:''' I see. Highly inconvenient having abominations running around loose isn't it.
** In the Strahov Fortress, Lara finally gets her revenge on the gun turrets by brutally destroying them with an electromagnetic lift. She overshoots the first one and misses it completely before tossing it to the ground. The second turret swivels around, as if attempting to see what's causing the commotion, but just as it realizes who's causing the destruction, it gets knocked off sideways into a wall.
18th Apr '14 6:02:37 PM Mahboi
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--> '''Lara''': Hold on.

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--> '''Lara''': Hold on.on...


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--> '''Lara''': ...I'm sorry. This piece you're talking about...where's the rest?
9th Apr '14 9:53:23 AM TheAimz
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** The ending of ''Tomb Raider II''. Lara has defended her home against the remaining Fiama Nera members, and is about to take a very well-deserved shower, when...
--> '''Lara:''' ''(glares at the camera)'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Don't you]] ''[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall think]]'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall you've seen enough?]] ''(pulls out her shotgun and'' ''[[CameraAbuse shoots the camera]])''
30th Mar '14 6:44:57 PM accidentallythesun
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30th Mar '14 6:44:56 PM accidentallythesun
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** Made even funnier by the fact that she immediately apologizes for interrupting him the second time. She may be holding him at gunpoint and interrogating him, but she still has manners!
12th Mar '14 8:54:58 PM linksmower
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** Also in II, the cheat code that [[spoiler: makes Lara explode]].
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