History Funny / ThreeHundred

28th Aug '17 11:00:25 PM bweb
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** At one point, Xerxes makes a threat about what awaits Sparta should Persia triumph in battle.
--> '''Xerxes''': You Greeks take pride in your logic. I suggest you employ it. Consider the beautiful land you so vigorously defend. Picture it reduced to ash at my whim! Consider the fate of your women!
--> '''Leonides''': Clearly you don't know our women! I might as well have marched them up here, judging by what I've seen.
4th Jun '17 7:49:11 PM LordOfTheSword
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** Right when they first see each other, Leonidas looks up at Xerxes' [[BlingOfWar massive golden throne]] with a face that screams "Seriously? Couldn't you just walk?". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NV9DSykTbo&feature=youtu.be&t=12s Seen here.]]

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** Right when they first see each other, Leonidas looks up at Xerxes' [[BlingOfWar massive golden throne]] with a face that screams "Seriously? Couldn't you just walk?". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NV9DSykTbo&feature=youtu.be&t=12s be&t=11s Seen here.]]
4th Jun '17 7:48:42 PM LordOfTheSword
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** Right when they first see each other, Leonidas looks up at Xerxes' [[BlingOfWar massive golden throne]] with a face that screams "Seriously? Couldn't you just walk?". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NV9DSykTbo&feature=youtu.be&t=12s Seen here.]]
16th Mar '17 11:24:19 PM NightShade96
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'''Spartan''': ''(stabbing a wounded Persian)'' None, sire.

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'''Spartan''': ''(stabbing a wounded Persian)'' [[HypocriticalHumor None, sire.]]
22nd Jun '16 7:36:21 AM GrecoRomanGuy
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--> '''Astinos:''' (Starts to laugh)
--> '''Stelios:''' What's so funny?
--> '''Astinos:''' You had to say it.
--> '''Stelios:''' Say what?
--> '''Astinos:''' ...''Fight in the shade!''
--> '''Stelios:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny (Begins to laugh with Astinos)]]
11th Feb '16 4:31:25 PM LucaEarlgrey
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* Leonidas in general during the parlay. He's deliberately trying to piss off Xerxes and his dialogue is glorious.

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* Leonidas in general during the parlay.parlay, throwing back Xerxes's one-liners with his own. He's deliberately trying to piss off Xerxes and his dialogue is glorious.
28th Jan '15 12:06:55 PM Cieloazul
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* While Ephialtes is parlaying Xerxes on his tent, several of the Persian dancers start to make suggerent motions around the hunchbacked. One of them even does pelvic thrusts towards his groin to the sound of the music. The scene pretends to be allegoric, but you are forgiven if you could not help yourself and chuckled your ribcage off.
** A similar scene occurs before, when Xerxes approaches Leonidas from behind during their meeting and starts to stroke his shoulders in a [[FoeYay not very subtle way]].
* The "OhCrap" look in a Persian mercenary when realizing one of their blackpowder grenades has rolled near their ''entire arsenal''.
29th Dec '14 4:42:10 AM CelPrevXXVI
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-->'''Leonidas''': Ah yes. {{Kneel| Before Zod}}ing. [[DeadpanSnarker About that, after slaughtering all of your men, my leg, it has a cramp. I'm gonna have trouble with that.]]

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-->'''Leonidas''': Ah yes. But the idea of {{Kneel| Before Zod}}ing. Zod}}ing... [[DeadpanSnarker About that, after You see, slaughtering all of your men, my leg, it those men has left a cramp. I'm gonna have trouble with that.nasty cramp on my leg. So, kneeling will be a bit hard for me...]]
5th Nov '14 8:41:22 AM MrDeath
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** During the same conversation, Xerxes says that there is much their cultures could share with one another. Leonidas shrugs and says he and the Spartans have been [[ProudWarriorRace sharing their culture with the Persians all morning]].
10th Jun '14 4:43:55 PM IchigoMontoya
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* "Clearly, you've never met our women."
** "Judging by your soldiers, I may as well have marched them out here."
** Leonidas in general during the parlay. He's deliberately trying to piss off Xerxes, and his dialogue is glorious.
** "Ah yes. Kneeling. About that, after slaughtering all of your men, my leg, it has a cramp. I'm gonna have trouble with that."
* Astinos recalling Stelio's comment about how the Spartans will "fight in the shade" while the Spartans are all hiding under their shields to avoid a sun-blocking barrage of arrows.
** For that matter, the "fight in the shade" comment itself.

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* "Clearly, you've never met our women."
** "Judging by your soldiers, I may as well have marched them out here."
**
Leonidas in general during the parlay. He's deliberately trying to piss off Xerxes, Xerxes and his dialogue is glorious.
** "Ah -->'''Leonidas''': Ah yes. Kneeling. {{Kneel| Before Zod}}ing. [[DeadpanSnarker About that, after slaughtering all of your men, my leg, it has a cramp. I'm gonna have trouble with that."
]]
* Astinos recalling Stelio's Stelios' comment about how the Spartans will "fight in the shade" while the Spartans are all hiding under their shields to avoid a sun-blocking barrage of arrows.
** For that matter, the "fight in the shade" comment itself.
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