History Funny / ThirdRockFromTheSun

11th Oct '16 9:35:03 AM speedyboris
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-->'''Officer Don:''' Okay, Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp.
-->'''Dick:''' ''[pointing at Mary]'' Believe me, I've tried, but she just won't let me!

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-->'''Officer Don:''' Okay, Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp.
-->'''Dick:'''
perp.\\
'''Dick:'''
''[pointing at Mary]'' Believe me, I've tried, but she just won't let me!me!
** In the same episode, Dick chewing a ''ton'' of Bazooka Joe bubble gum and spitting out the huge wad when Mary enters the room, grossing her out.
5th Jul '16 5:37:15 AM SarcasmKid
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* In "The Big Giant Head Returns," Dick does a rather flawless impersonation of Vicki's hammy tendencies while enacting a scene with Harry. It's so perfect he almost makes out with Harry before the Big Giant Head asks what the hell they're doing.
** Sally's shoe dependency has become so bad the guys force her to go cold turkey. While ordering pizza, after making sure Tommy's out of the room, she starts asking the delivery guy what kind of shoes he's wearing before trying to get him to buy a pair for her.
10th Jun '16 11:53:45 PM nombretomado
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* In ''Dick Solomon Of The Indiana Solomons'', the unit is mistakenly invited to a family reunion for some guy named Richard Solomon. During the reunion, Harry meets Uncle Abe and starts to take on his mannerisms, and the two StatlerAndWaldorf their way throughout the whole episode.

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* In ''Dick Solomon Of The Indiana Solomons'', the unit is mistakenly invited to a family reunion for some guy named Richard Solomon. During the reunion, Harry meets Uncle Abe and starts to take on his mannerisms, and the two StatlerAndWaldorf JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf their way throughout the whole episode.
6th Nov '15 7:37:23 PM wyattte
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** Especially the part where it wasn't filmed in slo-mo - the actors did it all themselves. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-ZlTiNaf4o See for yourself]].

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** Especially the part where it wasn't filmed in slo-mo - the actors did it all themselves. [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-ZlTiNaf4o com/watch?v=64QzT3xIu0g See for yourself]].
12th Oct '15 1:32:41 PM thevisualboy37
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* "Tricky Dick" is hilarious all around. Mary, after breaking up with Dick, took her anger out by sticking pencils into Dick's Mr. Potato Head doll. The rest of the episode is Dick and Mary pulling pranks on each other.
** Dick forges a letter from the White House to Mary, signing it "Bill and Hilary Rodham Potato Man".
** Mary notices the plans Dick has for having his name bigger than hers on the office door, and tells the worker that Dick's last name is actually Salmon, "like the big, pink, stinky fish".
** Mary's car breaks down. Dick tells the repair man, who only speaks Spanish, to repair her car, repaint it, and install huge speakers. Mary, who doesn't speak Spanish, doesn't know about this.
** Mary puts thermal-bond epoxy on Dick's desk. Dick's hands get stuck, then so does his face. Dick and Mary call a truce. Then...
--->'''Judith:''' Mary... [[BrickJoke it appears your Volvo is back from the repair shop.]]
* "When Aliens Camp" has some pretty hilarious parts as well.
-->'''Mary:''' Oh my God, Tommy. You didn't eat these, did you? These are finch berries! They make coffee beans look like sedatives!\\
'''Harry:''' LET'S GO!!
26th Jun '15 3:56:26 PM beack7
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* ''Two Faced Dick'' altogether. Basically, the Big Giant Head switches Dick and Sally's brains for the duration of the episode. John Lithgow has to act like Kristen Johnson's character, and vice versa, right down to the body language and tone of voice.

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* ''Two Faced Dick'' altogether. Basically, the The Big Giant Head switches Dick and Sally's brains for the duration of the episode. John Lithgow has to act like Kristen Johnson's character, and vice versa, right down to the body language and tone of voice.



* After an obnoxious professor dies at a party being held in his honor, Sally and Harry freak because Sally thinks she killed him considering she threatened to rip his eyes out after he made a pass at her. Dick is livid, and mentions that Mary also wanted the guy dead but did she kill him? No, because she's a lady. Meanwhile, Mary is basically chugging down one martini after another to deal with the fact that she wished the guy was dead.

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* After an obnoxious professor dies at a party being held in his honor, Sally and Harry freak because Sally thinks she killed him considering she threatened to rip his eyes out after he made a pass at her. Dick is livid, and mentions that Mary also wanted the guy dead but did she kill him? No, because she's a lady. Meanwhile, Mary is basically chugging down one martini after another to deal with the fact that she wished the guy was dead.
1st Jun '15 10:56:40 AM ShinyTsukkomi
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* The entire episode of ''Dick vs Strudwick,'' especially towards the end of the episode where Dick turns discussion of Strudwick's new physics textbook into a JerrySpringer -esque brawl.

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* The entire episode of ''Dick vs Strudwick,'' especially towards the end of the episode where Dick turns discussion of Strudwick's new physics textbook into a JerrySpringer -esque [[Series/TheJerrySpringerShow Jerry Springer]]-esque brawl.
31st May '15 11:12:02 AM wyattte
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* A TakeThatScrappy moment from "I Brake For Dick." After August storms out of the house a-gain:
-->'''Tommy:''' I don't understand her.
-->'''Sally:''' What's to understand? Kill her and get a new one.
-->'''Harry:''' No no no no no, you can't do that. See, you gotta get a new one. ''Then'' you kill her!



-->'''Tommy:''' This? uh... it's marijuana! ''[the others scoff]]''

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-->'''Tommy:''' This? uh... it's marijuana! ''[the others scoff]]''scoff]''
30th May '15 2:37:56 PM wyattte
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* The Big Giant Head apparently has an assistant appropriately named Big Giant Jenny.
-->'''Sally''': I hate that big giant bitch.

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* The According to a transmission through Harry, the Big Giant Head apparently has an assistant appropriately named Big Giant Jenny.
-->'''Sally''': I hate that big giant bitch.


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* "Mary Loves Scoochie, Pt. 2." In a last-ditch effort to stop Liam from destroying the world, the Solomons try to make him feel a bit more empathy for humanity:
-->'''Dick:''' You're missing the real Earth. Like the happiness in a child's eyes when a loving parent tucks him in safe at night.
-->'''Sally:''' Or the wonder of two young lovers as they stroll down the beach dreaming of what is yet to be.
-->'''Tommy:''' Or the quiet contentment of a couple in their autumn years as they sit and reflect on a life well spent together.
-->'''Harry:''' Or hookers.
22nd May '15 8:49:52 AM wyattte
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* "Dick Puts The ID In Cupid." Dick has a breakthrough after his first session with Mary's therapist, leading to one of the greatest {{Malaproper}}s of the series.
-->'''Dick:''' From now on, I am a human being. I am John Q. Pubic.
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