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6th Nov '17 11:20:18 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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** Scully's moment of GenreSavvy and Mulder's reaction are also pretty hilarious:

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** Scully's moment of GenreSavvy and Mulder's reaction are also pretty hilarious:
29th Aug '17 10:55:44 PM PaulA
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*** Jesse Ventura's MiB insisting, with a DeathGlare and in a very deep and threatening voice, that all Rocky had seen was the planet Venus. [[RuleOfThree Three times.]]

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*** Jesse Ventura's MiB MIB insisting, with a DeathGlare and in a very deep and threatening voice, that all Rocky had seen was the planet Venus. [[RuleOfThree Three times.]]
31st Jul '17 7:54:09 PM PaulA
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'''Mulder:'''I think itís remotely plausible that someone might think youíre hot.

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'''Mulder:'''I '''Mulder:''' I think itís remotely plausible that someone might think youíre hot.



** Mulder getting turned on over the phone by discussing alien life: "Scully... what are you wearing?"



* "Piper Maru": After Scully immediately identifies the model of the plane whose underwater wreckage they're looking at, Mulder responds: "I just got very turned on."



** Scully guesses Mulder's theory and he's impressed: "Should we be picking out china patterns or what?"



* One scene in "Schizogeny" is very funny on two levels. It involves Mulder and Bobby the troubled teenager. When Bobby asks who is Kennedy, Mulder doesn't respond to that. Not a single snark, just a confused "Am I getting old?" expression passes his face. So either some American kids are really this uneducated, or more likely, our dear DeadpanSnarker just got trolled.

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* "Schizogeny":
** Mulder climbs a tree and shouts: "Hey, Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?"
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One scene in "Schizogeny" is very funny on two levels. It involves Mulder and Bobby the troubled teenager. When Bobby asks who is Kennedy, Mulder doesn't respond to that. Not a single snark, just a confused "Am I getting old?" expression passes his face. So either some American kids are really this uneducated, or more likely, our dear DeadpanSnarker just got trolled.



** Mulder taps on the bed and invites Scully to join him with: "Come on, 'Laura', you know... We're married now."




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* Basically any time when Mulder is flirting with Scully or hitting on her. Most of the time he just enjoys messing with her, but nevertheless {{UST}} it is.
** Mulder comments Frohike's earlier remark: "I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think youíre hot."
** Mulder got turned on over the phone by discussing alien life: "Scully... what are you wearing?"
** Scully guesses Mulder's theory and he's impressed: "Should we be picking out china patterns or what?"
** Mulder climbs a tree and shouts: "Hey, Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?"
** Scully vigorously names an impressive number of paranormal stuff that might help her crack a little off side project she's investigating. Mulder is bewitched and he just gasps: "Marry me!"
** Many of those when they are undercover as a married couple in "Arcadia". For instance, Mulder taps on the bed and invites Scully to join him with: "Come on, Laura, you know... We're married now."
** After Scully immediately identifies the model of the plane whose underwater wreckage they're looking at: "I just got very turned on."
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26th Jul '17 7:52:53 AM trumpetmarietta
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* "The Unusual Suspects", the episode that provides an answer for how Mulder got involved with the Lone Gunmen (and how the Lone Gunmen formed), is full of hilarious moments. From [[Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit Detective Munch]] being the one to interrogate the group to Beyers originally working for the FCC to Frohike and Langly competing against each other to sell devices to steal cable.
-->'''Frohike (to Langly):''' Me and the narc '''(Beyers)''' have a proposition for you.\\

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* "The Unusual Suspects", the episode that provides an answer for how Mulder got involved with the Lone Gunmen (and how the Lone Gunmen formed), is full of hilarious moments. From [[Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit Detective Munch]] being the one to interrogate the group to Beyers Byers originally working for the FCC to Frohike and Langly competing against each other to sell devices to steal cable.
-->'''Frohike (to Langly):''' Me and the narc '''(Beyers)''' '''(Byers)''' have a proposition for you.\\
22nd Jul '17 3:16:47 AM Kalaong
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-->'''Mulder:'''The homicide ''did'' have a ceremonial presentation -- the manner in which the body was displayed...\\

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-->'''Mulder:'''The -->'''Mulder:''' The homicide ''did'' have a ceremonial presentation -- the manner in which the body was displayed...\\



'''Mulder:'''I didn't want to incite his already clearly aggravated imagination. But there is a weird feel to this place, maybe there is some truth to those rumors.\\

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'''Mulder:'''I '''Mulder:''' I didn't want to incite his already clearly aggravated imagination. But there is a weird feel to this place, maybe there is some truth to those rumors.\\
15th Jul '17 3:06:30 PM thegiggleloop
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** Also Mulder, with a hood over his head:
-->'''Mulder''': Is this the Pepsi Challenge? How íbout some, uh, fresh air, boys?\\
'''Terrorist''': ''(Takes hood off)'' Welcome, Agent Mulder... This is just a little method that we use to learn the truth. \\
'''Mulder''': Well, you might want to put that hood back on me unless you want to [[SelfDeprecation see a grown man cry]].
15th Jul '17 2:54:00 PM thegiggleloop
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--->'''Scully''': [[DeadpanSnarker Did he have a lightsaber]]?
12th Jul '17 4:36:07 PM thegiggleloop
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** Scully's line: "Mulder, the internet is not good for you."



** The nightclub sequence, which sees him dancing along to various country songs, doing a backflip, and [[spoiler: [[TheCameo spotting glimpses of the Lone Gunmen]].]] And apparently he actually was in a nightclub and left a bunch of "frightened Texans" in his wake.

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** The nightclub sequence, which sees him dancing along to various country songs, doing a backflip, back flip, and [[spoiler: [[TheCameo spotting glimpses of the Lone Gunmen]].]] And apparently he actually was in a nightclub and left a bunch of "frightened Texans" in his wake.
26th May '17 9:47:08 AM thegiggleloop
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'''Mulder:''' [[StealthInsult I'm having that same problem right now!]]

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'''Mulder:''' [[StealthInsult I'm having that same problem right now!]]
now!]]\\
'''Stonecypher:''' Have you ever been to a team seminar, Agent Mulder?\\
'''Mulder:''' No, you know unfortunately around this time of year I always develop a severe hemorrhoidal condition....

26th May '17 9:40:36 AM thegiggleloop
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---* From "3"
-->'''John, the Son:''' Donít you want to live forever?
-->'''Mulder:''' Well, not if drawstring pants come back into style.
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