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12th Oct '16 12:24:12 PM I_love_dragons
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** When Mulder and Scully discover that Edmund Peacock is the also the father of his two brothers, Mulder makes a pretty amusing snark.

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** When Mulder and Scully discover that Edmund Peacock is the also the father of his two brothers, Mulder makes a pretty amusing snark.



* One scene in "Schizogeny" is very funny on two levels. It involves Mulder and Bobby the troubled teenager. When Booby asks who is Kennedy, Mulder doesn't respond to that. Not a single snark, just a confused "Am I getting old?" expression passes his face. So either some American kids are really this uneducated, or more likely, our dear DeadpanSnarker just got trolled.

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* One scene in "Schizogeny" is very funny on two levels. It involves Mulder and Bobby the troubled teenager. When Booby Bobby asks who is Kennedy, Mulder doesn't respond to that. Not a single snark, just a confused "Am I getting old?" expression passes his face. So either some American kids are really this uneducated, or more likely, our dear DeadpanSnarker just got trolled.
5th Sep '16 11:01:04 AM Temmere
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‘’’Scully:''' Right, but what am I looking for?\\

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‘’’Scully:''' '''Scully:''' Right, but what am I looking for?\\
2nd Sep '16 8:28:54 AM Kalaong
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** Scully goes to Mulder's apartment to find him watching "Plan 9 From Outer Space." He claims it helps him think.
-->'''Scully:''' How many...

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** Scully goes to Mulder's apartment to find him watching "Plan 9 From Outer Space."Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace." He claims it helps him think.
-->'''Scully:''' How many...\\
2nd Sep '16 8:26:17 AM Kalaong
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'''Langly:''' Say it. ''Say it.’’\\
''Frohike (grudgingly):''' Your kung fu is the best.

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'''Langly:''' Say it. ''Say it.’’\\
''Frohike
''\\
'''Frohike
(grudgingly):''' Your kung fu is the best.
2nd Sep '16 8:25:52 AM Kalaong
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-->'''Frohike (to Langly):''' Me and the narc ''(Beyers)''' have a proposition for you.\\

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-->'''Frohike (to Langly):''' Me and the narc ''(Beyers)''' '''(Beyers)''' have a proposition for you.\\
2nd Sep '16 8:25:09 AM Kalaong
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-->'''Mulder:''' Thanks, Henderson. I owe you one.
-->'''Henderson:''' Promises, promises.

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-->'''Mulder:''' Thanks, Henderson. I owe you one.
-->'''Henderson:'''
one.\\
'''Henderson:'''
Promises, promises.



-->'''Mulder:''' Thirty loggers working a clear-cutting contract in Washington state. Rugged, manly men in the full bloom of their manhood.
-->'''Scully:''' Right, but what am I looking for?
-->'''Mulder:''' Anything strange, unexplainable, unlikely ... boyfriend?

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-->'''Mulder:''' Thirty loggers working a clear-cutting contract in Washington state. Rugged, manly men in the full bloom of their manhood.
-->'''Scully:'''
manhood.\\
‘’’Scully:'''
Right, but what am I looking for?
-->'''Mulder:'''
for?\\
'''Mulder:'''
Anything strange, unexplainable, unlikely ... boyfriend?



-->'''Scully:''' Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don’t know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible.
-->'''Mulder:'''I think it’s remotely plausible that someone might think you’re hot.

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-->'''Scully:''' Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don’t know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible.
-->'''Mulder:'''I
plausible.\\
'''Mulder:'''I
think it’s remotely plausible that someone might think you’re hot.



-->'''Frohike:''' So, Mulder, where's your little partner?
-->'''Mulder:''' ''(deadpans)'' She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you.
-->'''Frohike:''' She's tasty.
-->'''Mulder:''' You know, Frohike, it's men like you that give perversion a bad name.

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-->'''Frohike:''' So, Mulder, where's your little partner?
-->'''Mulder:'''
partner?\\
'''Mulder:'''
''(deadpans)'' She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you. \n-->'''Frohike:''' \\
'''Frohike:'''
She's tasty.
-->'''Mulder:'''
tasty.\\
'''Mulder:'''
You know, Frohike, it's men like you that give perversion a bad name.



-->'''Scully:''' Good morning.
-->'''Mulder (slightly panicked):''' Whatever tape you found in that VCR, it isn't mine.
-->'''Scully (amused):''' Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours.

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-->'''Scully:''' Good morning.
-->'''Mulder
morning.\\
'''Mulder
(slightly panicked):''' Whatever tape you found in that VCR, it isn't mine.
-->'''Scully
mine.\\
'''Scully
(amused):''' Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours.



-->'''Mulder:''' There is a weird feel to this place. Maybe there's some truth to those rumors.\\
'''Scully:''' I think he incited your imagination. I think this case is nothing more than a murderer taking advantage of local folklore. I mean, there's nothing odd about--\\

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-->'''Mulder:''' There is
-->'''Mulder:'''The homicide ''did'' have
a weird feel to this place. Maybe there's some truth to those rumors.ceremonial presentation -- the manner in which the body was displayed...\\
'''Scully:''' Mulder, I got the impression you didn't believe him either?\\
'''Mulder:'''I didn't want to incite his already clearly aggravated imagination. But there is a weird feel to this place, maybe there is some truth to those rumors.\\
'''Scully:''' I think he incited your ''your'' imagination. I think this case is nothing more than a murderer taking advantage of local folklore. I mean, there's nothing odd about--\\



'''Scully:''' Mulder! Toads just fell from the sky!\\

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'''Scully:''' Mulder! Toads ''Toads'' just fell from the sky!\\



-->'''Scully:''' Please explain to me the scientific nature of "the whammy".

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-->'''Scully:''' '''Scully:''' Please explain to me the scientific nature of "the whammy".



-->'''Scully:''' Label that.
-->'''Investigator:''' As what?
-->'''Scully (plainly):''' "Partial rat body part."

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-->'''Scully:''' Label that. \n-->'''Investigator:''' \\
'''Investigator:'''
As what?
-->'''Scully
what?\\
'''Scully
(plainly):''' "Partial rat body part."



-->'''Sheriff:''' And this is my deputy, Barney.
-->'''Mulder:''' Fife?!
-->'''Deputy (exasperated):''' Pastor!

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-->'''Sheriff:''' And this is my deputy, Barney.
-->'''Mulder:''' Fife?!
-->'''Deputy
Barney.\\
'''Mulder:''' Fife?!\\
'''Deputy
(exasperated):''' Pastor!



-->'''Scully:''' The way I think it goes here is that Edmund is the brother and the father of the other two.
-->'''Mulder:''' Which means that when Edmund was a kid, he could ground the other two for playing with his things?


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-->'''Scully:''' The way I think it goes here is that Edmund is the brother and the father of the other two. \n-->'''Mulder:''' \\
'''Mulder:'''
Which means that when Edmund was a kid, he could ground the other two for playing with his things?




-->'''Frohike (to Langly):''' Me and the narc ''(Beyers)''' have a proposition for you.
-->'''Langly:''' What proposition?
-->'''Frohike:''' The coolest hack in the world.
-->'''Langly:''' Say it. ''Say it.''
-->'''Frohike (grudgingly):''' Your kung fu is the best.

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-->'''Frohike (to Langly):''' Me and the narc ''(Beyers)''' have a proposition for you.
-->'''Langly:'''
you.\\
'''Langly:'''
What proposition?
-->'''Frohike:'''
proposition?\\
'''Frohike:'''
The coolest hack in the world.
-->'''Langly:'''
world.\\
'''Langly:'''
Say it. ''Say it.''
-->'''Frohike
’’\\
''Frohike
(grudgingly):''' Your kung fu is the best.



-->'''Stonecypher:''' Did you play the game where you couldn't use any negative words?
-->'''Kinsley:''' I couldn't believe how hard it was not to use the word "but"!
-->'''Mulder:''' [[StealthInsult I'm having that same problem right now!]]

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-->'''Stonecypher:''' Did you play the game where you couldn't use any negative words?
-->'''Kinsley:'''
words?\\
'''Kinsley:'''
I couldn't believe how hard it was not to use the word "but"!
-->'''Mulder:'''
"but”!\\
'''Mulder:'''
[[StealthInsult I'm having that same problem right now!]]



-->'''Mulder:''' Maybe you don't know what you're looking for.
-->'''Scully:''' Like evidence of conjury or the black arts or shamanism, divination, Wicca or any kind of pagan or neo-pagan practice. Charms, cards, familiars, bloodstones, or hex signs or any of the ritual tableaux associated with the occult, Santeria, Voudoun, Macumba, or any high or low magic?
-->'''Mulder:''' ''(in awe)'' Scully?
-->'''Scully:''' Yes?
-->'''Mulder:''' Marry me.
-->'''Scully:''' ''(unimpressed)'' I was hoping for something a little more helpful.

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-->'''Mulder:''' Maybe you don't know what you're looking for.
-->'''Scully:'''
for.\\
'''Scully:'''
Like evidence of conjury or the black arts or shamanism, divination, Wicca or any kind of pagan or neo-pagan practice. Charms, cards, familiars, bloodstones, or hex signs or any of the ritual tableaux associated with the occult, Santeria, Voudoun, Macumba, or any high or low magic?
-->'''Mulder:'''
magic?\\
'''Mulder:'''
''(in awe)'' Scully?
-->'''Scully:''' Yes?
-->'''Mulder:'''
Scully?\\
'''Scully:''' Yes?\\
'''Mulder:'''
Marry me.\\
'''Scully:''' ''(unimpressed)'' I was hoping for something a little more helpful.

-->'''Scully:''' ''(unimpressed)'' I was hoping for something a little more helpful.



-->'''Scully (to Mulder, who has taken a laptop from the crime scene):''' Mulder, that's evidence!
-->'''Mulder:''' Gee, I hope so.

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-->'''Scully (to Mulder, who has taken a laptop from the crime scene):''' Mulder, that's evidence!
-->'''Mulder:'''
evidence!\\
'''Mulder:'''
Gee, I hope so.



-->'''Frohike:''' She is so hot.
-->'''Esther:''' Are you going to take off the cuffs, or do I have to do this with my tongue?
-->'''Lone Gunmen:''' ...
-->'''Mulder (moving to remove the handcuffs):''' You don't want to take a vote.

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-->'''Frohike:''' She is so hot. \n-->'''Esther:''' \\
'''Esther:'''
Are you going to take off the cuffs, or do I have to do this with my tongue?
-->'''Lone Gunmen:''' ...
-->'''Mulder
tongue? \\
'''Lone Gunmen:''' …\\
'''Mulder
(moving to remove the handcuffs):''' You don't want to take a vote.



-->'''Mulder:''' Hey, Scully?
-->'''Scully:''' Yes?
-->'''Mulder:''' I love you.
-->'''Scully:''' ''(beat)'' Oh, brother. ''(walks away)''

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-->'''Mulder:''' Hey, Scully?
-->'''Scully:''' Yes?
-->'''Mulder:'''
Scully?\\
'''Scully:''' Yes?\\
'''Mulder:'''
I love you.
-->'''Scully:'''
you.\\
'''Scully:'''
''(beat)'' Oh, brother. ''(walks away)''



-->'''Mulder:''' Hey Grandma [[Film/TopGun Top Gun]], will you SHUT THE HELL UP?!
-->'''Lana Chee:''' ''(flicks her cigarette at Mulder)'' You're ''my'' bitch now, pencil neck!

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-->'''Mulder:''' Hey Grandma [[Film/TopGun Top Gun]], will you SHUT THE HELL UP?!
-->'''Lana
UP?!\\
'''Lana
Chee:''' ''(flicks her cigarette at Mulder)'' You're ''my'' bitch now, pencil neck!



-->'''Holman:''' I've been envious of men like you my whole life. Based on your physical bearing, I'd assumed you were... More experienced. I mean... You spend every day with agent Scully, a beautiful, enchanting woman. And you two never, uh...? ''(Mulder shakes his head)'' I... confess I find that shocking. I... I've seen how you two gaze at one another.
-->'''Mulder:''' ''(long pause)'' This is about you, Holman. I'm here to help you. I'm perfectly happy with my friendship with Agent Scully.
-->'''Holman:''' So according to your theory I walk in there, tell her I love her and the drought will end?
-->'''Mulder:''' Just tell her how you feel. And Holman? [[BlatantLies I do not gaze at Scully.]]

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-->'''Holman:''' I've been envious of men like you my whole life. Based on your physical bearing, I'd assumed you were... More experienced. I mean... You spend every day with agent Scully, a beautiful, enchanting woman. And you two never, uh...? ''(Mulder shakes his head)'' I... confess I find that shocking. I... I've seen how you two gaze at one another. \n-->'''Mulder:''' \\
'''Mulder:'''
''(long pause)'' This is about you, Holman. I'm here to help you. I'm perfectly happy with my friendship with Agent Scully. \n-->'''Holman:''' \\
'''Holman:'''
So according to your theory I walk in there, tell her I love her and the drought will end?
-->'''Mulder:'''
end?\\
'''Mulder:'''
Just tell her how you feel. And Holman? [[BlatantLies I do not gaze at Scully.]]



-->'''Mulder (to Scully):''' I'll build the ark, you gather the animals.
-->'''Scully:''' ''(rushes off after Shiela)''
-->'''Mulder:''' I was kidding!

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-->'''Mulder (to Scully):''' I'll build the ark, you gather the animals.
-->'''Scully:'''
animals.\\
'''Scully:'''
''(rushes off after Shiela)''
-->'''Mulder:'''
Shiela)’’\\
'''Mulder:'''
I was kidding!



-->'''Gordy:''' So, how was your first night? Peaceful?
-->'''Mulder:''' It was wonderful. We just spooned up and fell asleep like little baby cats. Isn't that right, honeybunch?
-->'''Scully:''' That's right, poopy-head.

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-->'''Gordy:''' So, how was your first night? Peaceful?
-->'''Mulder:'''
Peaceful?\\
'''Mulder:'''
It was wonderful. We just spooned up and fell asleep like little baby cats. Isn't that right, honeybunch?
-->'''Scully:'''
honeybunch?\\
'''Scully:'''
That's right, poopy-head.



-->'''Mulder:''' It's not a bad piece of ash, huh?
-->'''Scully:''' ''(gives him a look)''
-->'''Mulder:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong The bat. Talking about the bat.]]

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-->'''Mulder:''' It's not a bad piece of ash, huh?
-->'''Scully:'''
huh?\\
'''Scully:'''
''(gives him a look)''
-->'''Mulder:'''
look)’’\\
'''Mulder:'''
[[ThatCameOutWrong The bat. Talking about the bat.]]



--->'''Langley:''' Did you figure out how he died?
---> '''Scully:''' My medical opinion? Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep *splat*.

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--->'''Langley:''' Did you figure out how he died?
--->
died?\\
'''Scully:''' My medical opinion? Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep *splat*.



-->'''Scully (amused):''' You okay, Mulder?
-->'''Mulder (slightly embarrassed):''' Yeah, it's alright. My ass broke my fall.

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-->'''Scully (amused):''' You okay, Mulder?
-->'''Mulder
Mulder?\\
'''Mulder
(slightly embarrassed):''' Yeah, it's alright. My ass broke my fall.



-->'''Scully:''' Snake handling. I didn't learn that in catechism class.
-->'''Mulder:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar That's funny. I knew a couple of Catholic schoolgirls who were expert at it.]]

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-->'''Scully:''' Snake handling. I didn't learn that in catechism class.
-->'''Mulder:'''
class.\\
'''Mulder:'''
[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar That's funny. I knew a couple of Catholic schoolgirls who were expert at it.]]



-->'''Landlord:''' Tenants like having an FBI agent in the building. Gives them a sense of security.
-->'''Mulder:''' Do you know how many people have died in there?
-->'''Landlord:''' Oh, we don't really talk about that.

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-->'''Landlord:''' Tenants like having an FBI agent in the building. Gives them a sense of security.
-->'''Mulder:'''
security.\\
'''Mulder:'''
Do you know how many people have died in there?
-->'''Landlord:'''
there?\\
'''Landlord:'''
Oh, we don't really talk about that.



-->'''Mulder:''' 42.
-->'''Scully:''' You've seen this move 42 times?
-->'''Mulder:''' Yes.
-->'''Scully:''' Doesn't that make you sad? That makes ''me'' sad.

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-->'''Mulder:''' 42.
-->'''Scully:'''
'''Mulder:''' 42.\\
'''Scully:'''
You've seen this move 42 times?
-->'''Mulder:''' Yes.
-->'''Scully:'''
times?\\
'''Mulder:''' Yes.\\
'''Scully:'''
Doesn't that make you sad? That makes ''me'' sad.



-->'''Scully (exasperated):''' Mulder!
-->'''Mulder (startled):''' What?
-->'''Scully:''' I was just about to get in the shower, but I was waiting for the pizza man.
-->'''Mulder:''' You got something going on with the pizza man I should know about?
-->'''Scully (confused):''' The pizza man?
-->'''Mulder:''' Correct me if I'm wrong, but you just said you were waiting for the pizza man to jump in the shower.
-->'''Scully:''' [[DiggingYourselfDeeper No, what I meant was, the pizza man's usually late, and so...]]
-->'''Mulder:''' ''(squints suspiciously)''
-->'''Scully:''' Do you want to come in?
-->'''Mulder:''' Thank you.
** A few minutes later, after Mulder has non-subtly drawn her attention to a present he's hidden behind her sofa pillows.
-->'''Scully:''' Is that for me?
-->'''Mulder:''' Yep.
-->'''Scully (deadpan):''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Nice package.]]
-->'''Mulder (bemused):''' Thank you.

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-->'''Scully (exasperated):''' Mulder!
-->'''Mulder
Mulder!\\
'''Mulder
(startled):''' What?
-->'''Scully:'''
What?\\
'''Scully:'''
I was just about to get in the shower, but I was waiting for the pizza man.
-->'''Mulder:'''
man.\\
'''Mulder:'''
You got something going on with the pizza man I should know about?
-->'''Scully
about?\\
'''Scully
(confused):''' The pizza man?
-->'''Mulder:'''
man?\\
'''Mulder:'''
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you just said you were waiting for the pizza man to jump in the shower.
-->'''Scully:'''
shower.\\
'''Scully:'''
[[DiggingYourselfDeeper No, what I meant was, the pizza man's usually late, and so...]]
-->'''Mulder:'''
]]\\
'''Mulder:'''
''(squints suspiciously)''
-->'''Scully:'''
suspiciously)''\\
'''Scully:'''
Do you want to come in?
-->'''Mulder:'''
in?\\
'''Mulder:'''
Thank you.
** A few minutes later, after Mulder has non-subtly drawn her attention to a present he's hidden behind her sofa pillows.
-->'''Scully:'''
pillows.\\
'''Scully:'''
Is that for me?
-->'''Mulder:''' Yep.
-->'''Scully
me?\\
'''Mulder:''' Yep.\\
'''Scully
(deadpan):''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Nice package.]]
-->'''Mulder
]]\\
'''Mulder
(bemused):''' Thank you.



-->'''Mulder (answering the door):''' Little Caesar, I presume? ''(Turns to squint suspiciously at Scully)''
-->'''Scully:''' Hi. Just give it to the man with the funny look on his face.

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-->'''Mulder (answering the door):''' Little Caesar, I presume? ''(Turns to squint suspiciously at Scully)''
-->'''Scully:'''
Scully)’’\\
‘’’Scully:'''
Hi. Just give it to the man with the funny look on his face.



-->'''Mulder:''' Hey. Ready to roll?
-->'''Scully:''' Yeah, let me just get my keys.
-->'''Mulder:''' Hey, don't forget this. ''(holds up a pillow)'' Relax the back, breathe in, breathe out.
-->'''Scully:''' How do you know all these things, Mulder?
-->'''Mulder:''' I'm unemployed. I've got a lot of time on my hands.''(beat)'' Oprah, I watch a lot of Oprah.

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-->'''Mulder:''' Hey. Ready to roll?
-->'''Scully:'''
roll? \\
'''Scully:'''
Yeah, let me just get my keys.
-->'''Mulder:'''
keys. \\
'''Mulder:'''
Hey, don't forget this. ''(holds up a pillow)'' Relax the back, breathe in, breathe out. \n-->'''Scully:''' \\
'''Scully:'''
How do you know all these things, Mulder?
-->'''Mulder:'''
Mulder? \\
'''Mulder:'''
I'm unemployed. I've got a lot of time on my hands.''(beat)'' Oprah, I watch a lot of Oprah.






-->'''Mulder:''' What are you going to call him?
-->'''Scully:''' William, after your father. ''(Mulder is touched. They share an intimate look)''
-->'''Mulder:''' I don't know. He's got your coloring and your eyes. But he looks suspiciously like Assistant Director Skinner. ''(Both Skinner and William are bald.)''

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-->'''Mulder:''' What are you going to call him?
-->'''Scully:'''
him?\\
'''Scully:'''
William, after your father. ''(Mulder is touched. They share an intimate look)''
-->'''Mulder:'''
look)''\\
'''Mulder:'''
I don't know. He's got your coloring and your eyes. But he looks suspiciously like Assistant Director Skinner. ''(Both Skinner and William are bald.)''



-->'''Rocky:''' "Women's dormitory syndrome." It's believed that pheromones are the reason that women who live together share the same menstrual cycle.
-->'''Scully:''' Fascinating.
-->'''Rocky:''' You know, when a male and female calliphorid fly mate they stay joined for up to one and a half hours. One and a half, doctor.
-->'''Scully:''' You know, Rocky ... I'm a mother.
-->'''Rocky:''' Mothers are women, too.

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-->'''Rocky:''' "Women's dormitory syndrome." It's believed that pheromones are the reason that women who live together share the same menstrual cycle. \n-->'''Scully:''' Fascinating.\n-->'''Rocky:''' \\
'''Scully:''' Fascinating.\\
'''Rocky:'''
You know, when a male and female calliphorid fly mate they stay joined for up to one and a half hours. One and a half, doctor.
-->'''Scully:'''
doctor.\\
'''Scully:'''
You know, Rocky ... I'm a mother. \n-->'''Rocky:''' \\
'''Rocky:'''
Mothers are women, too.



-->'''Rocky:''' Dr. Scully? This is so exciting. I've never had a partner before.
-->'''Scully:''' I have.
-->'''Rocky:''' I'd like to think of it as a hymenopteran relationship. Two scientists using their special knowledge reaching higher than either of them could ever reach alone. And if I may say so, doctor, you complete me.
-->'''Scully (annoyed):''' I got upstairs, you take down.


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-->'''Rocky:''' Dr. Scully? This is so exciting. I've never had a partner before. \n-->'''Scully:''' \\
'''Scully:'''
I have.
-->'''Rocky:'''
have.\\
'''Rocky:'''
I'd like to think of it as a hymenopteran relationship. Two scientists using their special knowledge reaching higher than either of them could ever reach alone. And if I may say so, doctor, you complete me. \n-->'''Scully \\
'''Scully
(annoyed):''' I got upstairs, you take down.

1st Sep '16 1:30:33 PM Kalaong
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** Absolute best part? [[spoiler:Mulder was slipped a placebo - his would-be partner-in-crime decided ''not'' to give the kook a powerful hallucinogen. Mulder put ''himself'' through all of that all on his own!]]
1st Sep '16 1:28:25 PM Kalaong
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*** Best part? It's an IronicEcho of ''Scully'' - talking about one of the circus folk.


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--->'''Scully''': [[spoiler:Well, (Lenny's) body possesses some anatomical discrepancies... some offshoots of the esophagus and trachea that almost seem umbilical in nature and...]] I've never seen anything like it.\\
'''Blockhead''': And you never will again. Twenty-first century genetic engineering will not only eradicate the siamese twins and the alligator-skinned people, but you're going to be hard-pressed to find, uh, a slight overbite or a not-so-high cheek bone. You see, I've seen the future and the future looks just like him. ''(Points at Mulder in a CaptainMorganPose)'' Imagine going through your whole life looking like that. That's why it's left up to the self-made freaks like me and the Conundrum to remind people.\\
'''Scully''': Remind people of what?\\
'''Blockhead''': Nature abhors normality. It can't go very long without creating a mutant. Do you know why?\\
'''Scully''': No, why?\\
'''Blockhead''': I don't either, it's a mystery. Maybe some mysteries are never meant to be solved.\\
'''Mulder''': What's the matter with your friend?\\
'''Blockhead''': I don't know what his problem is. Maybe it's the Florida heat.\\
'''Scully''': Hope it's nothing serious.\\
'''Conundrum''': ''([[TheVoiceless only line in episode]])'' Probably something I ate.
*** Best part? [[spoiler:The last time they saw the MonsterOfTheWeek, it was coming after Conundrum. Burp! It also implies the answer to Blockhead's question; as long as there are some humans that are weirder than the monsters, humanity will never lose to them]].
---
10th May '16 2:02:34 PM Lullabee
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** Mulder mumbling about, "What's wrong with right field? I played right field..." It's so easy to picture him playing little league, staring into space and thinking about aliens...
12th Mar '16 10:42:43 AM Kate
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** The nightclub sequence, which sees him dancing along to various country songs, doing a backflip, and [[spoiler: [[TheCameo spotting glimpses of the Lone Gunmen]].]]

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** The nightclub sequence, which sees him dancing along to various country songs, doing a backflip, and [[spoiler: [[TheCameo spotting glimpses of the Lone Gunmen]].]]]] And apparently he actually was in a nightclub and left a bunch of "frightened Texans" in his wake.
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