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26th May '17 9:47:08 AM thegiggleloop
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'''Mulder:''' [[StealthInsult I'm having that same problem right now!]]

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'''Mulder:''' [[StealthInsult I'm having that same problem right now!]]
now!]]\\
'''Stonecypher:''' Have you ever been to a team seminar, Agent Mulder?\\
'''Mulder:''' No, you know unfortunately around this time of year I always develop a severe hemorrhoidal condition....

26th May '17 9:40:36 AM thegiggleloop
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---

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---* From "3"
-->'''John, the Son:''' Donít you want to live forever?
-->'''Mulder:''' Well, not if drawstring pants come back into style.
26th May '17 9:36:34 AM thegiggleloop
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** Also
-->'''Oakes:''' I know he and his friends listened to devil music.
-->'''Mulder:''' "The Night Chicago Died"?
26th May '17 9:33:07 AM thegiggleloop
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** Also in "E.B.E.":
-->'''Mulder:''' I donít speak Japanese, but I think some businessman told me to stick a piece of sushi where the sun donít shine.
26th May '17 9:31:04 AM thegiggleloop
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* "Shapes"
-->'''Mulder:''' Well, they told me that even though my deodorant's made for a woman, it's strong enough for a man.
26th May '17 9:28:44 AM thegiggleloop
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'''Mulder:''' Either that or a [[Film/{{Poltergeist}} poltergeist]].
'''Scully:''' They're heeeeere...

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'''Mulder:''' -->'''Mulder:''' Either that or a [[Film/{{Poltergeist}} poltergeist]].
'''Scully:''' -->'''Scully:''' They're heeeeere...
26th May '17 9:27:57 AM thegiggleloop
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'''Mulder:''' Either that or a poltergeist.
'''Scully:''' [[Film/Poltergeist They're heeeeere...]]

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'''Mulder:''' Either that or a poltergeist.
[[Film/{{Poltergeist}} poltergeist]].
'''Scully:''' [[Film/Poltergeist They're heeeeere...]]



-->''"Mulder, when you find me dead, my dessicated corpse propped up staring lifelessly through the telescope at drunken frat boys peeing and vomiting into the gutter, just know that my last thoughts were of you... and how I'd like to kill you."''

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-->''"Mulder, when you find me dead, my dessicated desiccated corpse propped up staring lifelessly through the telescope at drunken frat boys peeing and vomiting into the gutter, just know that my last thoughts were of you... and how I'd like to kill you."''
26th May '17 9:25:45 AM thegiggleloop
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* "Shadows"
-->'''Scully:''' Are you saying Lauren Kyte crashed our car?
'''Mulder:''' Either that or a poltergeist.
'''Scully:''' [[Film/Poltergeist They're heeeeere...]]
7th Feb '17 2:20:32 PM LaD3stitute
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[[folder: 2016 Revival]]

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[[folder: 2016 Revival]]Season Ten]]
13th Jan '17 11:33:47 AM TMK
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* From the first movie:
** After Mulder was in a building with a large bomb:

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* From the first movie:
**
After Mulder was in exits a building with a large bomb:



** "I had you big time." First time, funny. Second time, heartwarming.

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** * "I had you big time." First time, funny. Second time, heartwarming.heartwarming.
* This exchange:
-->'''Well Manicured Man:''' Get out of the car, Mr. Mulder.
-->'''Mulder:''' Why? [[DeadpanSnarker The upholstery's already ruined.]]
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