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24th Apr '16 2:14:17 AM TitoMosquito
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-->'''Tish:''' If I call Tino "Pumpkin Pie", pretty soon everyone will doing it.\\

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-->'''Tish:''' --->'''Tish:''' If I call Tino "Pumpkin Pie", pretty soon everyone will doing it.\\



* {{beat}}*\\

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* {{beat}}*\\*{{beat}}*\\



''(Tino walks away with his napkin. A confused Carver looks at the girls who just smile nervously)''

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''(Tino walks away storms out with his napkin. A confused Carver looks at the girls who just smile nervously)''



--> '''Tino:''' Tish is right, Carve. You have to get back on the horse that threw you.
--> '''Carver:''' It didn't ''just'' throw me. It kicked me and trampled me, and left me broken and bleeding in a shallow ditch at the side of the road.
--> '''Tino''': Wow, colorful.

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--> ---> '''Tino:''' Tish is right, Carve. You have to get back on the horse that threw you.
--> ---> '''Carver:''' It didn't ''just'' throw me. It kicked me and trampled me, and left me broken and bleeding in a shallow ditch at the side of the road.
--> ---> '''Tino''': Wow, colorful.



--> '''Tino:''' This is a little game that my mom and I play when I obsess about stuff too much.
--> '''Lor:''' Dude, ''when'' are you not obsessing about stuff too much?
--> '''Tino:''' OK, so we play it a lot. It's called "The worst thing that could happen".
--> '''Tish:''' Sounds cheery.
--> '''Tino:''' And here's how it goes. You ask yourself 'What's the worst thing that could happen?' over and over, until you realize that the stuff you're imagining is so dumb that it isn't even worth worrying about. So, Carve. Imagine the worst thing that could happen if you went back on the radio.
--> '''Carver:''' Well, I could go in. Totally choke. Really bad. Get suspended from school, get kicked out by my parents, hop a freight train out west, get arrested for being a hobo and end up on a chain gang with a guy named [[OfMiceAndMen Lenny who calls me George and keeps talking about the rabbits.]]

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--> ---> '''Tino:''' This is a little game that my mom and I play when I obsess about stuff too much.
--> ---> '''Lor:''' Dude, ''when'' are you not obsessing about stuff too much?
--> ---> '''Tino:''' OK, so we play it a lot. It's called "The worst thing that could happen".
--> ---> '''Tish:''' Sounds cheery.
--> ---> '''Tino:''' And here's how it goes. You ask yourself 'What's the worst thing that could happen?' over and over, until you realize that the stuff you're imagining is so dumb that it isn't even worth worrying about. So, Carve. Imagine the worst thing that could happen if you went back on the radio.
--> ---> '''Carver:''' Well, I could go in. Totally choke. Really bad. Get suspended from school, get kicked out by my parents, hop a freight train out west, get arrested for being a hobo and end up on a chain gang with a guy named [[OfMiceAndMen Lenny who calls me George and keeps talking about the rabbits.]]
8th Mar '16 6:30:47 PM ladyofthelibrary
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*** The second exchange prompts Tino to declare Carver should never use his imagination ever again.
23rd Feb '16 3:00:58 PM ladyofthelibrary
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'''Carver:''' I know exactly what you mean Pumpkin Pie.\\
'''Tino:''' Enough with the Pumpkin Pie! Man! It's like your saying "Tino, please put these chili fries down my pants!"\\

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'''Carver:''' I know exactly what you mean mean, Pumpkin Pie.\\
'''Tino:''' Enough with the Pumpkin Pie! Man! It's like your you're saying "Tino, please put these chili fries down my pants!"\\



'''Carver:''' She definitely would've regreted that.\\

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'''Carver:''' She definitely would've regreted regretted that.\\



** Lor dishes up another one in the final scene.
--> (To Tino) Hey; can I have a nickel? [[ItMakesSenseInContext My pockets are stuck together.]]



---> '''Lor''': Now, all we have to do is let Princess (Carver's dog) lick us on the lips. We come down with some kinda "dog flu" and have to go to the vetenary E.R! It's ''foolproof''.

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---> '''Lor''': Now, all we have to do is let Princess (Carver's dog) lick us on the lips. We come down with some kinda "dog flu" and have to go to the vetenary veterinary E.R! It's ''foolproof''.



---> '''Tino''': Guys, why don't we should just go, as a favour to Tish?

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---> '''Tino''': Guys, why don't we should just go, as a favour favor to Tish?



--> '''Tino:''' Ok, so we play it a lot. It's called "The worst thing that could happen".

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--> '''Tino:''' Ok, OK, so we play it a lot. It's called "The worst thing that could happen".



--> '''Tish''' (''Clearly annoyed'') Nevermind!

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--> '''Tish''' (''Clearly annoyed'') Nevermind!Never mind!
7th Feb '16 1:46:55 PM ladyofthelibrary
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* CringeComedy abounds in "Tino's Dad" when Tino's dad eats with Tino, his ex-wife and Dixon...especially when Dixon and Tino's dad begin bond over Tino's mom's weird food.

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* CringeComedy abounds in "Tino's Dad" when Tino's dad eats with Tino, his ex-wife and Dixon...especially when Dixon and Tino's dad begin bond over Tino's mom's weird food.food.
** Tino's dad is hilarious in general as are his interactions with Tino and his ex-wife.
7th Feb '16 1:45:37 PM ladyofthelibrary
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'''Tino:''' I know! Isn't it great?

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'''Tino:''' I know! Isn't it great?great?
* CringeComedy abounds in "Tino's Dad" when Tino's dad eats with Tino, his ex-wife and Dixon...especially when Dixon and Tino's dad begin bond over Tino's mom's weird food.
4th Feb '16 5:44:50 AM ladyofthelibrary
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* Pretty much any time anyone [[DeadpanSnarker snarks]].


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* In "Dixon", Tino gives a heart-felt speech about how the sunset gives him hope that things will work out for the best...[[MoodWhiplash and then Carver asks if he thinks that means they'll fix the Ferris wheel soon.]]
--> Tino: I hope so. We've been stuck up here almost an hour.
3rd Feb '16 9:54:12 AM ladyofthelibrary
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* Tino's metaphors. "Dramatic irony bites like a rabid monkey" anyone?
3rd Feb '16 4:21:57 AM ladyofthelibrary
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* In "Grow Up", Tino's mother is perfectly okay with ''kidnapping her own son''.
** Tino's "grown up" behavior is BlackComedy gold.
3rd Feb '16 4:15:08 AM ladyofthelibrary
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* ''All'' of Tish and Lor's interactions in "Crush Test Dummies".
27th Jan '16 2:29:24 PM TheMightyHeptagon
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** Tish and Lor {{squee}}ing over '50s heartthrob actor "Nick Vance", a NoCelebritiesWereHarmed parody of Creator/MarlonBrando. He's [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys "dark and mysterious"]] because [[MumblingBrando he mumbles all of his lines incoherently]], and no woman can understand anything he says. And he wears a perpetually [[ByronicHero "tortured"]] facial expression that makes him look like he's constipated in every one of his scenes.

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** Tish and Lor {{squee}}ing over '50s heartthrob actor "Nick Vance", a NoCelebritiesWereHarmed parody of Creator/MarlonBrando. He's [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys "dark and mysterious"]] because [[MumblingBrando he mumbles all of his lines incoherently]], and no woman can understand anything he says. And he wears a perpetually [[ByronicHero "tortured"]] facial expression that makes him look like he's constipated in every one of his scenes.scenes.
* A memorable bit of self-deprecating LeaningOnTheFourthWall in "Careers":
-->''(Tino has just gotten back the results of a career aptitude test, saying that he should be an "Announcer")''\\
'''Tino:''' I'm thinking, like, one of those guys on TV! "Up next, a very special episode of ''Teen Canyon''!" Or, "Tonight, on ''Action Flash News'': Are your socks ''killing'' you?" Or maybe I could do cartoon voices!\\
'''Tish:''' [[SarcasmMode Perfect]]. It involves talking a lot and not ''doing'' anything...\\
'''Tino:''' I know! Isn't it great?
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