History Funny / TheWeekenders

7th Jul '17 1:25:51 AM TitoMosquito
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* ''All'' of Tish and Lor's interactions in "Crush Test Dummies".

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* ''All'' of Tish and Lor's interactions in "Crush Test Dummies". Including the scene with Tish's love poem.
-->'''Tish:''' "My love is like a paramecium, it divides and reproduces. It's covered with wriggling hair-like cilia and full of high-protein juices."
-->'''Lor:''' Uuuuhh... uuuhh..
-->'''Tish:''' What part didn't you like?
-->'''Lor:''' The part where you were talking.



** This line:
--> '''Dixon:''' You know, I heard the only works of man that can be seen from space are the Great Wall of China, and you trying to get me together with your mom.
** Later:
--> '''Tino:''' Mom, I don't know if you noticed, but I was sort of trying to force you and Dixon together earlier.
--> '''Mrs. Tonitini:''' Huh? Really. Gosh, I didn't notice at all, because my head was encased in a block of wax.



* {{beat}}*\\

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* {{beat}}*\\*{{beat}}*\\



* Tish's love poem in "Crush Test Dummies".
-->'''Tish:''' "My love is like a paramecium, it divides and reproduces. It's covered with wriggling hair-like cilia and full of high-protein juices."
-->'''Lor:''' Uuuuhh... uuuhh..
-->'''Tish:''' What part didn't you like?
-->'''Lor:''' The part where you were talking.



* From the episode "Dixon".
** This line:
--> '''Dixon:''' You know, I heard the only works of man that can be seen from space are the Great Wall of China, and you trying to get me together with your mom.
** Later:
--> '''Tino:''' Mom, I don't know if you noticed, but I was sort of trying to force you and Dixon together earlier.
--> '''Mrs. Tonitini:''' Huh? Really. Gosh, I didn't notice at all, because my head was encased in a block of wax.



-->'''Tish ''': YOU'RE FRENCH TOAST!!!

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-->'''Tish ''': -->'''Tish''': YOU'RE FRENCH TOAST!!!
18th Apr '17 6:37:31 PM ladyofthelibrary
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* Tino's metaphors. "Dramatic irony bites like a rabid monkey" anyone?

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* Tino's metaphors. "Dramatic irony "DramaticIrony bites like a rabid monkey" anyone?
15th Feb '17 1:38:59 PM GreeneMachine92
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-->'''Martin van Buren (whilst riding a small model train)''': Down with the cotton gin! DOWN WITH THE COTTON GIN!

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-->'''Martin van Buren (whilst riding a small model train)''': Down with the cotton gin! DOWN WITH THE COTTON GIN!GIN!
* Carver's segment and his attempts to spice it up in "The Worst Holiday Ever".
* This exchange from "Pudding Ball" has Tino/Tish and Lor/Carver on opposing teams:
-->'''Carver''': You guys are toast!
-->'''Tino''': Well you're double toast!
-->'''Lor''': You're triple toast!
-->'''Tish ''': YOU'RE FRENCH TOAST!!!
-->'''Tino''': French toast?
-->'''Tish (exhausted)''': (''sighs'') It's been a long day...
4th Oct '16 4:22:36 PM rushguy1
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-->'''Carver''': Curse you, modern technology! ''CURSE YOUUUUUUU!''

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-->'''Carver''': Curse you, modern technology! ''CURSE YOUUUUUUU!''YOUUUUUUU!''
* [[NonSequitur Oh, look. It's]] UsefulNotes/MartinVanBuren.
-->'''Martin van Buren (whilst riding a small model train)''': Down with the cotton gin! DOWN WITH THE COTTON GIN!
25th Sep '16 3:18:31 PM FromtheWordsofBR
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* One episode's normal [[OnceAnEpisode meeting at the pizza place]] has it going with the pizza being printed off by computers. Carter begins clicking a lot to get extra-extra-extra-extra-extra cheese, and the conversation continues as the pizza is being made. At the end of the scene, the pizza starts to print off...and jams. Cue Carter's SkywardScream.
-->'''Carter''': Curse you, modern technology! ''CURSE YOUUUUUUU!''

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* One episode's normal [[OnceAnEpisode meeting at the pizza place]] has it going with the pizza being printed off by computers. Carter Carver begins clicking a lot to get extra-extra-extra-extra-extra cheese, and the conversation continues as the pizza is being made. At the end of the scene, the pizza starts to print off...and jams. Cue Carter's Carver's SkywardScream.
-->'''Carter''': -->'''Carver''': Curse you, modern technology! ''CURSE YOUUUUUUU!''
12th Sep '16 7:52:53 AM theLibrarian
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** Tino's dad is hilarious in general as are his interactions with Tino and his ex-wife.

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** Tino's dad is hilarious in general as are his interactions with Tino and his ex-wife.ex-wife.
* One episode's normal [[OnceAnEpisode meeting at the pizza place]] has it going with the pizza being printed off by computers. Carter begins clicking a lot to get extra-extra-extra-extra-extra cheese, and the conversation continues as the pizza is being made. At the end of the scene, the pizza starts to print off...and jams. Cue Carter's SkywardScream.
-->'''Carter''': Curse you, modern technology! ''CURSE YOUUUUUUU!''
24th Apr '16 2:14:17 AM TitoMosquito
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-->'''Tish:''' If I call Tino "Pumpkin Pie", pretty soon everyone will doing it.\\

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-->'''Tish:''' --->'''Tish:''' If I call Tino "Pumpkin Pie", pretty soon everyone will doing it.\\



* {{beat}}*\\

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* {{beat}}*\\*{{beat}}*\\



''(Tino walks away with his napkin. A confused Carver looks at the girls who just smile nervously)''

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''(Tino walks away storms out with his napkin. A confused Carver looks at the girls who just smile nervously)''



--> '''Tino:''' Tish is right, Carve. You have to get back on the horse that threw you.
--> '''Carver:''' It didn't ''just'' throw me. It kicked me and trampled me, and left me broken and bleeding in a shallow ditch at the side of the road.
--> '''Tino''': Wow, colorful.

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--> ---> '''Tino:''' Tish is right, Carve. You have to get back on the horse that threw you.
--> ---> '''Carver:''' It didn't ''just'' throw me. It kicked me and trampled me, and left me broken and bleeding in a shallow ditch at the side of the road.
--> ---> '''Tino''': Wow, colorful.



--> '''Tino:''' This is a little game that my mom and I play when I obsess about stuff too much.
--> '''Lor:''' Dude, ''when'' are you not obsessing about stuff too much?
--> '''Tino:''' OK, so we play it a lot. It's called "The worst thing that could happen".
--> '''Tish:''' Sounds cheery.
--> '''Tino:''' And here's how it goes. You ask yourself 'What's the worst thing that could happen?' over and over, until you realize that the stuff you're imagining is so dumb that it isn't even worth worrying about. So, Carve. Imagine the worst thing that could happen if you went back on the radio.
--> '''Carver:''' Well, I could go in. Totally choke. Really bad. Get suspended from school, get kicked out by my parents, hop a freight train out west, get arrested for being a hobo and end up on a chain gang with a guy named [[OfMiceAndMen Lenny who calls me George and keeps talking about the rabbits.]]

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--> ---> '''Tino:''' This is a little game that my mom and I play when I obsess about stuff too much.
--> ---> '''Lor:''' Dude, ''when'' are you not obsessing about stuff too much?
--> ---> '''Tino:''' OK, so we play it a lot. It's called "The worst thing that could happen".
--> ---> '''Tish:''' Sounds cheery.
--> ---> '''Tino:''' And here's how it goes. You ask yourself 'What's the worst thing that could happen?' over and over, until you realize that the stuff you're imagining is so dumb that it isn't even worth worrying about. So, Carve. Imagine the worst thing that could happen if you went back on the radio.
--> ---> '''Carver:''' Well, I could go in. Totally choke. Really bad. Get suspended from school, get kicked out by my parents, hop a freight train out west, get arrested for being a hobo and end up on a chain gang with a guy named [[OfMiceAndMen Lenny who calls me George and keeps talking about the rabbits.]]
8th Mar '16 6:30:47 PM ladyofthelibrary
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*** The second exchange prompts Tino to declare Carver should never use his imagination ever again.
23rd Feb '16 3:00:58 PM ladyofthelibrary
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'''Carver:''' I know exactly what you mean Pumpkin Pie.\\
'''Tino:''' Enough with the Pumpkin Pie! Man! It's like your saying "Tino, please put these chili fries down my pants!"\\

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'''Carver:''' I know exactly what you mean mean, Pumpkin Pie.\\
'''Tino:''' Enough with the Pumpkin Pie! Man! It's like your you're saying "Tino, please put these chili fries down my pants!"\\



'''Carver:''' She definitely would've regreted that.\\

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'''Carver:''' She definitely would've regreted regretted that.\\



** Lor dishes up another one in the final scene.
--> (To Tino) Hey; can I have a nickel? [[ItMakesSenseInContext My pockets are stuck together.]]



---> '''Lor''': Now, all we have to do is let Princess (Carver's dog) lick us on the lips. We come down with some kinda "dog flu" and have to go to the vetenary E.R! It's ''foolproof''.

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---> '''Lor''': Now, all we have to do is let Princess (Carver's dog) lick us on the lips. We come down with some kinda "dog flu" and have to go to the vetenary veterinary E.R! It's ''foolproof''.



---> '''Tino''': Guys, why don't we should just go, as a favour to Tish?

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---> '''Tino''': Guys, why don't we should just go, as a favour favor to Tish?



--> '''Tino:''' Ok, so we play it a lot. It's called "The worst thing that could happen".

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--> '''Tino:''' Ok, OK, so we play it a lot. It's called "The worst thing that could happen".



--> '''Tish''' (''Clearly annoyed'') Nevermind!

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--> '''Tish''' (''Clearly annoyed'') Nevermind!Never mind!
7th Feb '16 1:46:55 PM ladyofthelibrary
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* CringeComedy abounds in "Tino's Dad" when Tino's dad eats with Tino, his ex-wife and Dixon...especially when Dixon and Tino's dad begin bond over Tino's mom's weird food.

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* CringeComedy abounds in "Tino's Dad" when Tino's dad eats with Tino, his ex-wife and Dixon...especially when Dixon and Tino's dad begin bond over Tino's mom's weird food.food.
** Tino's dad is hilarious in general as are his interactions with Tino and his ex-wife.
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