History Funny / TheVentureBrothers

2nd Feb '16 7:38:34 PM SarcasmKid
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** The judge chastising the Monarch for his behavior in court, telling him he's on thin ice but instead of getting off the ice he jumps up down like an epileptic having a conniption fit. Followed by the Monarch screaming his head off about his so-called "Jury of peers." ** That the entire plot started off because someone (21 and 24) wrote an unauthorized biography about the Monarch behind his back. It includes a passage where the Monarch shoots himself in the thigh while in a diner and needs help from a waitress. --->'''21''': You told me he wouldn't find out! --->'''24''': You're such a dick, ''you put his face on the cover!'' ** The Monarch saying said book is actually a suicide note, and the euthanasia will be carried out by him. 21 and 24 then shoot some poor bastard with a tranquilizer dart and pin a note that reads "I did it" to the back of his head. What happens to the guy? --->'''Dr. Girlfriend''': You should have replaced his blood with acid ''after'' this part! The sharks are never gonna touch him now. --->'''The Monarch''': [[SarcasmMode Thanks, Dr. Girlfriend]]. LOWER THE GIANT HAIRDRYER! ** The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend arguing about her past relationships. --->'''The Monarch''': Here's a photo of you sitting on Monstroso's lap! --->'''Dr. Girlfriend''': That doesn't mean anything look at his lap, it's HUGE. There's like five of us on it. ** When Phantom Limb gives Dr. Girlfriend her old Queen Etheria costume, she notices some hard chunks stuck to it. Phantom Limb says they're his "Tears." Cue the Monarch, in court, screaming about Phantom Limb "Pounding his INVISIBLE MEAT-!"
2nd Feb '16 1:19:35 AM superkivi
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*** The fact that he goes straight to his back story immediately after saving Hank.
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*** The fact that he goes straight to his back story backstory immediately after saving Hank.
2nd Feb '16 1:18:53 AM superkivi
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*** The fact that he goes straight to his back story immediately after saving Hank.
1st Feb '16 12:49:00 PM Exusia
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** What is Richard Knight's superhero name? Nightdick.
1st Feb '16 8:48:35 AM Exusia
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* "Hostile Makeover" ** The opening scene where the Venture group moves to NYC after [[spoiler:getting JJ's inheritance]] including the bit where Dr. Venture meets with his new staff and tells them "YOU'RE ALL FIRED!" ** The return of the pirate captain's tranquilizer dart addiction. ** Brock likening Hank's new appearance to Justin Bieber. ** [=HELPeR=] spends the entire episode being one-upped by the Ventures' new robot, but finally gets his revenge in TheStinger in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment where he just casually shoves [=JBot=] off a ledge.
22nd Jan '16 5:58:27 PM SPBurke
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** "Everybody knows who you are, my master. And may I say that 'Hours' was a totally underrated album."
7th Jan '16 9:45:13 AM DuckDuckNoose
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** And afterward, when the guy sorrowfully limps off, [[KickTheDog Hank gives him a wedgie]]. --->'''Brock and Rusty:''' ''[[EveryoneHasStandards (Furious)]]'' HANK!\\ '''Hank:''' Well, I didn't get to do anything!
12th Sep '15 1:13:43 PM maxwellelvis
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* 21 and 24's attempt at striking out on their own: To recap, 21 forges an incredibly fake arching license, the "leather outfits" he promised 24 were Double Dare jumpsuits with ridiculous helmets, 21 is too fat to fly so he has to borrow 24's rocket pack and goes hurtling out of control and sets his shoes on fire, and he picked the codenames "Jet Boy and Jet Girl", which 24 refuses to dignify. 24 sums up his view on the experience thus: -->I can't hear you! Because I hate you!
25th Jul '15 4:06:17 PM Exusia
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** At the end of the episode, 21 goes to pay Monstroso a visit...and then botches his cool entrance by not being able to open the door. --->''(door rattling)''\\ '''Monstroso''': Can I...help you?\\ '''21''' (from the other side of the door) Is this locked or something?\\ '''Monstroso''': It goes counter-clockwise.

* At the end of "Pinstripes & Poltergeists", 21 goes to pay Monstroso a visit...and then botches his cool entrance by not being able to open the door.
25th Jul '15 4:00:34 PM Exusia
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* At the end of "Pinstripes & Poltergeists", 21 goes to pay Monstroso a visit...and then botches his cool entrance by not being able to open the door.
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