History Funny / TheUndertaker

* Just the fact that in real life, of all things to be scared of, Undertaker absolutely hates '''''cucumbers'''''. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yeah.]]

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X32HRxoFojQ&feature=related "If you drink and drive...sooner or later, you're going to meet the Undertaker."]] [[CluelessAesop Oh really, you don't say? I've always wanted to meet him, that would be so awesome!]]

* In an interview with Creator/KevinHart at ''[[https://youtu.be/GQXVQmcGQUY?t=397 LOL Network]]'' (while they're in an ice bath), Undertaker recalls a time during his squash match against Wrestling/JohnCena at ''Wrestlemania 34'' where he recounts that his daughter was a fan of Cena and when Cena lost, she gave her father a thumbs down. At backstage, Undertaker then starts wondering what's wrong and her daughter tells him that while she's happy her father's won, she's also sad that Cena lost.

* On an hilarious segment after a Raw show, we learn that there is only one thing that the Undertaker don't have the balls to do: [[spoiler: That is, he won't do a spinaroonie.]]
** To elaborate, Undertaker reminds Booker T to do the [[spoiler: spinaroonie,]] which kinda backfired after Booker T challenged the Undertaker to do it too. Then the Rock, Triple H (who were feuding at that time), Goldust and Booker T team up just to see Taker embarrass himself while Undertaker(or Mark in this case) is very adamant not to do it. So Triple H says that he will do it too, then the Rock, and Vince comes out and says he will do it too. The Undertaker escapes by chokeslamming Trips and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere hightailing it out]], leaving the others standing awkwardly. But the audience get to see the Rock, Vince and Trips do [[spoiler: the spinnaroonie]] as consolation.

--> Monsoon: Look at the look on the face.
--> Piper: I don't... You think it's his coffee?

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97vomTaIzg Undertaker and Paul Bearer]] give gaming tips for the [[Wrestling/{{WWE}} WWF]] [[Wrestling/WWERaw Raw]] video game for UsefulNotes/SuperNintendo and UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis. Undertaker just ''had'' to be laughing behind all that hair. Quite possibly the [[{{Narm}} narmiest]] thing Undertaker has ever been involved in, largely due to Wrestling/PaulBearer's [[ChewingTheScenery enthusiastic]] delivery. Though it's also incredibly funny hearing the mid-90's Undertaker say "Super Nintendo" and "Segaaaah...".

* On the last Monday Night RAW before his match against Wrestling/BrockLesnar at [=WrestleMania=] XXX, Undertaker made this quote during his promo that made this troper chuckle, [[http://youtu.be/38QjNNpbrgE?t=2m28s It can be seen here]]:

--> ''The only thing you can hear from me is'' ''"[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Mick, let's go home. Mick, let's go home. Can we go home, Mick? Mick, let's]]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere go.]]" ''"No, no, no!'' ''[[SkewedPriorities We gotta get to the tacks!]]''"

--> ''The only thing you can hear from me is'' ''"[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Mick, let's go home. Mick, let's go home. Can we go home, Mick? Mick, let's]]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere go.]] ''"No, no, no!'' ''[[SkewedPriorities We gotta get to the tacks!]]''"

* On the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl2m9exy4lU 25th Anniversary retrospective]] of Taker's infamous Wrestling/KingOfTheRing match with Wrestling/MickFoley, Mick recounts how he wants to keep the match going and his attempts to clear his head. Meanwhile, Taker...

* On the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl2m9exy4lU 25th Anniversary retrospective]] of Calaway's infamous Wrestling/KingOfTheRing match with Wrestling/MickFoley, Mick recounts how he wants to keep the match going and his attempts to clear his head. Meanwhile, Calaway...

--> ''The only thing you can hear from me is'' "[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Mick, let's go home. Mick, let's go home. Can we go home, Mick? Mick, let's]]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere go.]] ''"No, no, no!'' ''[[SkewedPriorities We gotta get to the tacks!]]''"

* Speaking of fear, during the afformentioned Booker T. roast, Taker talks about a mysterious [[NoodleIncident Red Bull Incident]]. He only notes that Booker T. lost his mind over it and took it to another level he'd never seen before. He shares that he used to like Red Bull until said incident, and even to that day he's still scarred from the experience.

-->''(...) Three things that can’t be beat – Death, '''[[IntimidatingRevenueService Taxes]]''', and The Streak.''

-->'''Big Show''': You (Lesnar), Mr. "Here Comes the Pain"; and you ('Taker) "This Is My Yard"; how about trying this one on for size? "I'm 7-foot 2, I'm 500 pounds!"\\

* In an interview with Creator/KevinHart at ''[[https://youtu.be/GQXVQmcGQUY?t=397 LOL Network]]'' (while they're in an ice bath), Undertaker recalls a time during his squash match against Wrestling/JohnCena at ''Wrestlemania 34'' where he recounts that his daughter was a fan of Cena and when Cena lost, she gave his father a thumbs down. At backstage, Undertaker then starts wondering what's wrong and her daughter tells him that while she's happy her father's won, she's also sad that Cena lost.

* While Wrestling/BrockLesnar was calling out Kurt Angle on having the guts to reclaim his WWE Championship on the August 28, 2003 episode of [=SmackDown=], 'Taker instead came out and confronted Lesnar. After some words from the Deadman, the Wrestling/BigShow arrives and, tired of the two's bantering on who should be the number one contender for the title, this occurred:
-->'''Big Show''': (to Lesnar) You, Mr. "Here Comes the Pain"; (to 'Taker) and you "This Is My Yard"; how about trying this one on for size? "I'm 7-foot 2, I'm 500 pounds!"\\