History Funny / TheTrappedTrilogy

** Funnier still when later, once Dialla's knife disappears after making the "banana-rope-knife-glue"...thing she breaks another chunk of wall. With what this time? Her bare hands! She won't touch grease because it'll get her nails dirty but she'll risk chipping them--or, worse, seriously injuring herself--to break through the same kind of wall?

* "[[AccentOnTheWrongSyllable Thank you, young lady. I have no USE for this BLOW torch of mine." "My CAT is not for sale...]]"
** The character is question happens to look and sound like Patrick Stewart, making it even funnier.

** "HUUUAAAUUUGGGHHHH" *Whump!*
* Also, Dialla will refuse to leave her apartment unless you collect everything there is to collect inside. Why she needs a banana, a teddy bear, and a light bulb to chase down a criminal is unexplained.
** In all fairness the Banana could have just been intended as a snack if she got hungry ... there is no excuse for her bringing the teddy bear or the light bulb that makes sense however.

-->'''[=McNeely=]''': Let her go Whitey, you can't have her. She's mine!\\

'''[=McNeely=]''': Oh? Not even for a taste of eternity? ([[SchmuckBait Pulls out a syringe of Immorgamsics]])\\

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* Dialla asks White to help her escape from her cell, and suddenly his dialogue turns incredibly stilted.

* "By the way... Did I forget to mention I have a ''thing'' for women?" No! You don't say!

* Gunfire outside the door*\\

'''Jason White''': I'm not giving her up. She helped me out. And now I'm going to return the favor.

'''Jason''': Immorgamsics? ([[TooDumbToLive Lets Dialla go and reaches for the syringe]]) [[KilledMidSentenceGive it h--]]!\\

* "Oh, damn! I forgot Dialla!" *Gunfire outside the door, cue player's disbelieving laughter.*

* [=McNeely=] just shooting Jason White. "You'd think he'd have noticed the gun in my other hand."
** Made even funnier just beforehand, when he calls him "Whitey".

* A headline about a serial killer being at large? Not funny. [[WorstNewsJudgementEver The headline relegating a story about the return of Jesus Christ?]] Funny.

* Speaking of, the fishing rod puzzle. You glue a banana to a rope and put a pocketknife through it. This somehow catches a fish.
** Well, hook = knife, line = rope, and banana = bait. Seeing as fish aren't the brightest... It's more funny that the sewers of all places are clean enough that [[FridgeLogic fish can swim in it]].
*** Fish are bright enough to not bother with a banana (or anything else) if biting it once or twice didn't produce any desirable effects. Either the fish had teeth sharp enough to get through the peel right away and it then decided to hold on even after being lifted from the water, or it bit the knife without somehow completely slicing its mouth off. There's a reason fishing hooks are shaped the way they are, and not like pocket knives. The fishing pole is adventure game moon-logic at its finest, and it's hysterical.

** Well, hook = knife, line = rope, and banana = bait. Seeing as fish aren't the brightest... I think its more funny that the sewers of all places are clean enough that [[FridgeLogic fish can swim in it]].
*** Fish are bright enough to not bother with a banana (or anything else) if biting it once or twice didn't produce any desirable effects. Either the fish had teeth sharp enough to get through the peel right away and it then decided to hold on even after being lifted from the water, or bit the knife without somehow completely slicing its mouth off. There's a reason fishing hooks are shaped the way they are, and not like pocket knives. The fishing pole is adventure game moon-logic at its finest, and it's hysterical.

** Better yet, your reward for fetching a fish in this bizarre, moon-logic fashion? [[spoiler:A blow torch, which the cat's owner just casually trades you.]]
* "Thank you, young lady. I have no USE for this BLOW torch of mine." "My CAT is not for sale..."

** "HUUUAAAUUUGGGHHHH" *whump*

* "Oh, damn! I forgot Dialla!" *gunfire outside the door, cue player's disbelieving laughter*

* The shooting game that happens in the third part between Dialla and Merek has Merek make very strange pain noises when shot that can only be described in text as "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhg"; it sounds like he's waking up from a heavy sleep. When Dialla gets shot, she just whimpers a bit and makes some sort of noise that sounds like a sneeze.

* A shooting game that happens in the third part against Dialla and Merek has the Merek make very strange pain noises when shot that can only be described in-text as "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhg"; it sounds like he's waking up from a heavy sleep. When Dialla gets shot, she just whimpers a bit and makes some sort of noise that sounds like a sneeze.

** Not "I have a thing for girls with red hair" or "I have a thing for girls that are tough", just "I have a thing for women". What, was he just assuming that he was trying to rape her just for kicks and he's actually gay?

* A shooting game that happens in the third part against Dialla and a guard has the guard make very strange pain noises when shot that can only be described in-text as "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhg"; it sounds like he's waking up from a heavy sleep. When Dialla gets shot, she just whimpers a bit and makes some sort of noise that sounds like a sneeze.

* "Thank you, young lady. I have no use for this blow torch of mine." "My CAT is NOT for Sale..."

* Dialla asks White to help her escape from her cell, and suddenly his dialogue turns incredibly stilted.

* Also, Dialla will refuse to leave her apartment unless you collect eveything there is to collect in her apartment. Why she needs a banana, a teddy bear, and a light bulb to chase down a criminal is unexplained.

*** Fish are bright enough to not bother with a banana (or anything else) if biting it once or twice didn't produce any desirable effects. Either the fish had teeth sharp enough to get through the peel right away and it then decided to hold on even after being lifted from the water, or bit the knife without somehow completely slicing its mouth off. There's a reason fishing hooks are shaped the way they are, and not like pocket knives. The fishing pole is adventure game moon-logic at its finest.

*** Oh, the pole is still stupid. Fish are bright enough to not bother with a banana (or anything else) if biting it once or twice didn't produce any desirable effects. Either the fish had teeth sharp enough to get through the peel right away and it then decided to hold on even after being lifted from the water, or bit the knife without somehow completely slicing its mouth off. There's a reason fishing hooks are shaped the way they are, and not like pocket knives.

** Well, hook = knife, line = rope, and banana = bait. Seeing as fish arent the brightest... I think its more funny that the sewers of all places are clean enough that [[FridgeLogic fish can swim in it]].

* The sink puzzle in Escape. Especially the result of this.

* Dahlia asks White to help her escape from her cell, and suddenly his dialogue turns incredibly stilted.

* "By the way... Did I forget to mention I have a ''thing'' for women?" No! You don't say!