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21st Nov '15 6:44:38 AM Psi001
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* In "Hoist Goes Hollywood", after Dirge screws up a mission, Megatron, perhaps by reflex, chews out ''Starscream'': -->'''Megatron:''' ''*turns and points at Starscream*'' I should have you disassembled for this! -->'''Starscream:''' ME?!? But, but I- -->'''Megatron:''' Silence!!!

** After Starscream steals Trypticon, Thrust, Dirge, Runabout and Runamuck are in Galvatron's throne room to report Scourge and Starscream's rampage on Chaar:
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** After Starscream steals Trypticon, a very worried looking Thrust, Dirge, Runabout and Runamuck are in Galvatron's throne room to report Scourge and Starscream's rampage on Chaar:
14th Nov '15 4:49:45 PM nombretomado
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--> '''Brawn:''' "Ain't no one callin' '''ME''' a RobotChicken!"
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--> '''Brawn:''' "Ain't no one callin' '''ME''' a RobotChicken!"WesternAnimation/RobotChicken!"
9th Sep '15 2:54:15 PM maxreid
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* One great moment is seen in part 3 of "The Ultimate Doom":
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\n[[AC: Season One]] * One great moment HilariousInHindsight: From "Fire on the Mountain": --> '''Ironhide:''' "Brawn, ol' buddy, this is seen in part what separates the Autobots from the robot chickens!" --> '''Brawn:''' "Ain't no one callin' '''ME''' a RobotChicken!" * In Part 3 of "The Ultimate Doom":Doom", Brawn, Bumblebee, Spike and Sparkplug are running through an installation on Cybertron trying to get to the surface. Brawn shouts, "I'll get the door!" He then proceeds to run '''through''' it. ** Followed by this, after the Autobots and humans reach Skyfire:

** Just before that, Brawn, Bumblebee, Spike and Sparkplug are running through an installation on Cybertron trying to get to the surface. Brawn shouts, "I'll get the door!" He then proceeds to run '''through''' it.
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* In "Countdown to Extinction", Megatron, Skywarp and Rumble (or [[PaletteSwap Frenzy]]) exit a cave they've hidden the elements to their latest plan in. Optimus manages to blindside Megatron, uppercutting him up onto a cliff face. -->'''Megatron''': Here, have a ''ton of fun!'' [He tosses a boulder at Optimus] -->[Optimus dodges out of the way as it hits Frenzy (Or Rumble). Prime chuckles heartily.] -->'''Optimus Prime''': Your aim's improving, Megatron! [[AC: Season Two]] * "Changing Gears" has cranky Gears becoming friendly in a passive-aggressive way after one of his chips was taken out. --> '''Gears''': "I should be very angry at you Megatron. You are an evil son of a retrorat, but for some reason, I just can't get too upset." --> '''Gears''': "How can I help you, Megatron, heh heh, you rotten hunk of scrap?" ** Just before that, Brawn, Bumblebee, Then there's Ironhide's reaction on seeing said cheerful Gears. ---> "What did you do to Gears, you monster? You turned him...nice!" * The Decepticons get their just deserts in "The Immobilizer". --->'''Megatron:''' The most important thing is that I get what I deserve! And I always do.\\ ''[the water beneath the Decepticons returns to normal, causing them to fall into it and be washed away by the river]''\\ '''Trailbreaker:''' You deserve that alright, Mega-jerk! Rust in peace!\\ ''[The Autobots laugh]'' * In ''The Autobot Run'', Skywarp has just frozen the Autobots in their Automobile Forms with a weapon called the Transfixatron, and the Autobots have just found that out: --> '''Sunstreaker:''' I can't.... change back... into my normal handsome self! --> '''Megatron: (Flies in to rub salt in the wounds)''' It seems you Autobots have a slight ''"identity problem?"'' Huhuhahahahaha!! * From "The Master Builders", Spike and Sparkplug are running through an installation on Cybertron trying teaches Optimus how to get to play basketball. --> "Spike, compute quickly!" --> (Optimus throws the surface. Brawn shouts, "I'll get ball at Spike, knocking the door!" He then proceeds to run '''through''' it.human over.)

'''Megatron:''' "Ah, those were the good ol' days, back on Cybertron...Didn' have to...sneak around in these...ugly Earth disguises."\\
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'''Megatron:''' "Ah, those were the good ol' days, back on Cybertron...Didn' Didn't have to...sneak around in these...ugly Earth disguises."\\

'''Powerglide:''' "Time to cut the jets and glide!...What in the world?"\\ '''Megatron:''' "Good ol' Cybertron! Land...of the metal moon!"
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'''Powerglide:''' "Time to cut the jets and glide!...glide. ... What in the world?"\\ '''Megatron:''' "Good ol' Cybertron! Land... of the metal moon!"

* While it results from a scale error, the scene of Hoist driving Huffer in "Make Tracks" gets me every time... especially because Huffer's toy is tiny compared to Hoist's. * In ''The Autobot Run'', Skywarp has just frozen the Autobots in their Automobile Forms with a weapon called the Transfixatron, and the Autobots have just found that out: --> '''Sunstreaker:''' I can't.... change back... into my normal handsome self! --> '''Megatron: (Flies in to rub salt in the wounds)''' It seems you Autobots have a slight ''"Identity Problem?"'' Huhuhahahahaha!! * One of the more unfortunate pieces of dialogue thanks to HaveAGayOldTime: --> '''Optimus Prime:''' Amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies!
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* While it results In "Megatron's Master Plan", a kid idiotically asks Laserbeak, "Laserbeak wanna cracker?" Laserbeak doesn't say anything, but his reaction is a look with an eye flash which could be interpreted as anything from a giving the moron an epic DeathGlare to going "Mmm... crackers!". * Of all of the ''numerous'' scale error, errors in the scene of entire series, Hoist driving ''driving'' Huffer in "Make Tracks" gets me every time... especially may take the cake. Not just because Huffer's toy is tiny compared to Hoist's. Hoist's, but also because they're trying to clear out a New York City traffic jam. * In ''The Autobot Run'', Skywarp "Child's Play," Prime has just frozen absolutely ''zero'' patience for Perceptor's {{Expospeak Gag}}s. Twice in a row, when he's trying to explain how he can {{technobabble}} the Autobots back home, Prime cuts him off by simply saying, "Perceptor, just do it." ** And the second time, he says it faster and in their Automobile Forms a completely flat monotone, as if he's thinking, "I '''just said...'''" ** The Decepticons are being waylaid by the (proportionally) giant cat and fish of the alien boy whose room they materialized in. Optimus's response when it's pointed out the 'Cons are getting mangled? "Good! Now let's get out of here." ** When the Decepticons make it back to Earth, Thrust complains about landing in a swamp. Starscream tells him to be thankful [[TemptingFate they're no longer on a world of green monsters]]... then they get grabbed by alligators and pulled under the water. Starscream screams, "Get this thing off me!" * "Quest for Survival" had lots of hilarious moments with a weapon called the Transfixatron, Morphobots. ** Starscream shoots one, which reflects the blast and dumps him on his ass. ** The Morphobots recoil at the sound of Blaster's [[AutobotsRockOut rock music]], clearing a path for the Autobots have just found that out: --> '''Sunstreaker:''' I can't.... change back... into my normal handsome self! --> '''Megatron: (Flies in to rub salt in the wounds)''' It seems you Autobots have rescue a slight ''"Identity Problem?"'' Huhuhahahahaha!! * One of the more unfortunate pieces of dialogue thanks to HaveAGayOldTime: --> downed Cosmos: ---> '''Ironhide''': The Morphobots are totally repulsed by Blaster's music! ---> '''Optimus Prime:''' Amazing, Prime''': Who says plants aren't intelligent? ** During the climactic battle Megatron gets thrown around by a booby trap that actually catches boobies!Morphobot, and finally the Insecticon army [[spoiler:getting annihilated by the Morphobots]]. * In "Sea Change", using a magical metamorphic spring, a cute alien mermaid tricks Rumble into becoming a tree.

* While it results from a scale error, ** In the scene of Hoist driving Huffer in "Make Tracks" gets me every time... especially because Huffer's toy is tiny compared to Hoist's. * In ''The Autobot Run'', Skywarp has just frozen the Autobots in beginning, Starscream, Blitzwing, and Astrotrain carve their Automobile Forms faces along with a weapon called Megatron's into the Transfixatron, side of a mountain RushmoreRefacement style. Then, they destroy Megatron's face. ** Blitzwing mistakes a football coach for a military officer and drafts him as his advisor. When the Autobots have just found coach suggests Blitzwing use a zone defense, the Decepticon contracts the Constructicons to build a maze around the stadium. And it works. ** Astrotrain brings a bunch of trains to life as his "Astroforce". He leaves them alone for a few minutes and they've somehow derailed themselves and gotten tangled in a knot. Then one charges and breaks a water main that out: --> '''Sunstreaker:''' I can't.... change back... into my normal handsome self! --> '''Megatron: (Flies in to rub salt in ends up flooding the wounds)''' It seems you Autobots have a slight ''"Identity Problem?"'' Huhuhahahahaha!! * One of the more unfortunate pieces of dialogue thanks to HaveAGayOldTime: --> '''Optimus Prime:''' Amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies!city.

*** The Autobots save Optimus and are amazed.
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*** The Autobots Autobots, save Optimus Optimus, see this and are amazed.

** Blitzwing mistakes a football coach for a military officer and drafts him as his advisor. After he gives some surprisingly good advice, Blitzwing thanks the guy and [[StuffedIntoALocker stuffs him into a locker]]. When the episode is resolved, it is not shown what happened to him. ** Astrotrain brings a bunch of trains to life as his "Astroforce". He leaves them alone for a few minutes and they've somehow derailed themselves and gotten tangled in a knot. Then one charges and breaks a water main that ends up flooding the city. ** In the beginning, Starscream, Blitzwing, and Astrotrain carve their faces along with Megatron's into the side of a mountain RushmoreRefacement style. Then, they destroy Megatron's face. * Season 3, "Webworld". 3 words: Galvatron. In. Therapy. -->'''Therapist:''' "Galvatron, don't fight it. Just say whatever comes to mind."\\ '''Galvatron:''' [[CrushKillDestroy "Kill! Smash! Destroy!"]]\\ '''Therapist:''' "Err...yes, go on"\\ '''Galvatron:''' "Rend! Mangle! ''Distort!''" ** Also: --> '''Galvatron:''' "I hate the Autobots! I hate Cyclonus! And I'm not very fond of YOU, either!" ** There's also the bit when the administrator makes Cyclonus validate all the paperwork. --> '''Administrator:''' "There, that's your copy." --> '''Cyclonus:''' "..." *rips receipt* ** The end: --> '''Cyclonus:''' "It will take the Torkulons centuries to rebuild." --> '''Galvatron:''' "Only CENTURIES?!?!" *tosses the administrator aside in disgust* ** Galvatron asks one of natives where the Autobots are. The creature answers in gibberish, and Galvatron calls him an idiot. --> '''Galvatron:''' ''[panting in barely restrained rage]'' "Fleshling, I warn you...tell me where to find the Autobots or--" --> '''Inmate:''' "Mommy!" ''[licks him with an absurdly long tongue]'' --> ''[Just as the Torkuli arrive you can hear Galvatron [[{{Angrish}} screaming in frustration]]]'' ** The therapists put Galvatron in Arts and Crafts Class, and he somehow makes a gun. Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. ** How about at the start of the episode after the disastrous fight with the Autobots? --> '''Cyclonus:''' "This isn't over Autobots!! Do you hear me? This isn't over!!" --> '''Sweep:''' "You're starting to sound like Galvatron!!" --> ''[Cue [[ImStandingRightHere Galvatron]] standing up and glaring at him, [[TooDumbToLive the Sweep said that with Galvatron sitting right in front of him]]]'' --> '''Sweep:''' "[[OhCrap N-Not that that's a bad thing haha...]]" ** The bizarre three-headed patient: "[[MadnessMantra I have no head. I have no head. I have no head...]]" * Season 2, "Sea Change". Using a magical metamorphic spring, a cute alien chick tricks Rumble into becoming a tree.

* In "Child's Play," Prime has absolutely ''zero'' patience for Perceptor's {{Expospeak Gag}}s. Twice in a row, when he's trying to explain how he can {{technobabble}} the Autobots back home, Prime cuts him off by simply saying, "Perceptor, just do it." ** And the second time, he says it faster and in a completely flat monotone, as if he's thinking, "I '''just said...'''" ** In the same episode, the Decepticons are being waylayed by the (proportionally) giant cat and fish of the alien boy whose room they materialized in. Optimus's response when it's pointed out the 'Cons are getting mangled? "Good! Now let's get out of here." ** When the Decepticons make it back to Earth, Thrust complains about landing in a swamp. Starscream tells him to be thankful [[TemptingFate they're no longer on a world of green monsters]]... then they get grabbed by alligators and pulled under the water. Starscream screams, "Get this thing off me!" * Ultra Magnus in season 3's "Fight or Flee": -->"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy." ({{beat}}) "All right, give me the bomb." * In "Countdown to Extinction", Megatron, Skywarp and Rumble (or [[PaletteSwap Frenzy]]) exit a cave they've hidden the elements to their latest plan in. Optimus manages to blindside Megatron, uppercutting him up onto a cliff face. -->'''Megatron''': Here, have a ''ton of fun!'' [He tosses a boulder at Optimus] -->[Optimus dodges out of the way as it hits Frenzy (Or Rumble). Prime chuckles heartily.] -->'''Optimus Prime''': Your aim's improving, Megatron! * In Season 3's "Ghost in the Machine", Starscream's ghost has abandoned Astrotrain after [[DemonicPossession possessing him]] in order to get to Cybertron (and Unicron's floating head). The Autobots shoot him down (thinking he was bringing an assault force) and bring him in for questioning: -->'''Rodimus Prime:''' "Why did you attack Cybertron all by yourself? Are you stupid or just obedient?" ** Another winner from that episode involves Starscream's ghost, again, this time possessing Scourge...or the half of him holding a gun, anyway. -->'''Scourge:''' "Give me that blaster!"\\ '''Starscream:''' "No! Get one of your own!" ** Yet ''another'' great line because of the pure HypocriticalHumor involved. -->'''Galvatron:''' [Believing the Starscream-possessed Scourge has lost his marbles] There is no reasoning with him! Destroy him! He's lost his mind! * "Changing Gears" has cranky Gears becoming friendly in a passive-aggressive way after one of his chips was taken out. --> '''Gears''': "I should be very angry at you Megatron. You are an evil son of a retrorat, but for some reason, I just can't get too upset." --> '''Gears''': "How can I help you, Megatron, heh heh, you rotten hunk of scrap?" ** Then there's Ironhide's reaction on seeing said cheerful Gears. ---> "What did you do to Gears, you monster? You turned him...nice!" * The Decepticons get their just deserts in "The Immobilizer". --->'''Megatron:''' The most important thing is that I get what I deserve! And I always do.\\ ''[the water beneath the Decepticons returns to normal, causing them to fall into it and be washed away by the river]''\\ '''Trailbreaker:''' You deserve that alright, Mega-jerk! Rust in peace!\\ ''[The Autobots laugh]'' * HilariousInHindsight: From "Fire on the Mountain": --> '''Ironhide:''' "Brawn, ol' buddy, this is what separates the Autobots from the Robot Chickens!" --> '''Brawn:''' "Ain't no one callin' '''ME''' a RobotChicken!" * When a huge floating platform is about to crash into the Decepticon's base in "The Girl Who Loved Powerglide": -->'''Rumble''': [[TemptingFate At least we got out of there with our hulls in one piece]]. -->'''Megatron''': And as for the girl in the floating platform, well that's ''Powerglide's'' problem! -->'''Soundwave''': (''raises platform on monitor'') Correction: Problem is ours! -->'''Megatron''': Energize the forcefields! -->'''Soundwave''': What forcefields!? (''crash'') ** [[TheDitz Astoria]] [[PityTheKidnapper driving the Deceptions crazy while in their clutches]]. -->'''Astoria''':You got any burgers in this joint?
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* In "Child's Play," Prime has absolutely ''zero'' patience for Perceptor's {{Expospeak Gag}}s. Twice in a row, when he's trying to explain how he can {{technobabble}} [[TheDitz Astoria Carlton-Ritz]], the Autobots back home, Prime cuts him off by simply saying, "Perceptor, just do it." ** And the second time, he says it faster and in a completely flat monotone, as if he's thinking, "I '''just said...'''" ** In the same episode, the Decepticons are being waylayed by the (proportionally) giant cat and fish of the alien boy whose room they materialized in. Optimus's response when it's pointed out the 'Cons are getting mangled? "Good! Now let's get out of here." ** When the Decepticons make it back to Earth, Thrust complains about landing in a swamp. Starscream tells him to be thankful [[TemptingFate they're no longer on a world of green monsters]]... then they get grabbed by alligators and pulled under the water. Starscream screams, "Get this thing off me!" * Ultra Magnus in season 3's "Fight or Flee": -->"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy." ({{beat}}) "All right, give me the bomb." * In "Countdown to Extinction", Megatron, Skywarp and Rumble (or [[PaletteSwap Frenzy]]) exit a cave they've hidden the elements to their latest plan in. Optimus manages to blindside Megatron, uppercutting him up onto a cliff face. -->'''Megatron''': Here, have a ''ton of fun!'' [He tosses a boulder at Optimus] -->[Optimus dodges out of the way as it hits Frenzy (Or Rumble). Prime chuckles heartily.] -->'''Optimus Prime''': Your aim's improving, Megatron! * In Season 3's "Ghost in the Machine", Starscream's ghost has abandoned Astrotrain after [[DemonicPossession possessing him]] in order to get to Cybertron (and Unicron's floating head). The Autobots shoot him down (thinking he was bringing an assault force) and bring him in for questioning: -->'''Rodimus Prime:''' "Why did you attack Cybertron all by yourself? Are you stupid or just obedient?" ** Another winner from that episode involves Starscream's ghost, again, this time possessing Scourge...or the half of him holding a gun, anyway. -->'''Scourge:''' "Give me that blaster!"\\ '''Starscream:''' "No! Get one of your own!" ** Yet ''another'' great line because of the pure HypocriticalHumor involved. -->'''Galvatron:''' [Believing the Starscream-possessed Scourge has lost his marbles] There is no reasoning with him! Destroy him! He's lost his mind! * "Changing Gears" has cranky Gears becoming friendly in a passive-aggressive way after one of his chips was taken out. --> '''Gears''': "I should be very angry at you Megatron. You are an evil son of a retrorat, but for some reason, I just can't get too upset." --> '''Gears''': "How can I help you, Megatron, heh heh, you rotten hunk of scrap?" ** Then there's Ironhide's reaction on seeing said cheerful Gears. ---> "What did you do to Gears, you monster? You turned him...nice!" * The Decepticons get their just deserts in "The Immobilizer". --->'''Megatron:''' The most important thing is that I get what I deserve! And I always do.\\ ''[the water beneath the Decepticons returns to normal, causing them to fall into it and be washed away by the river]''\\ '''Trailbreaker:''' You deserve that alright, Mega-jerk! Rust in peace!\\ ''[The Autobots laugh]'' * HilariousInHindsight: From "Fire on the Mountain": --> '''Ironhide:''' "Brawn, ol' buddy, this is what separates the Autobots from the Robot Chickens!" --> '''Brawn:''' "Ain't no one callin' '''ME''' a RobotChicken!" * When a huge floating platform is about to crash into the Decepticon's base in titular "The Girl Who Loved Powerglide": -->'''Rumble''': [[TemptingFate At least we got out of there Powerglide", provides plenty: ** Spike flirts with our hulls in one piece]]. -->'''Megatron''': And her before realizing she has a crush on Powerglide. Annoyed, he mutters, "You know, there's a few things he ''can't'' do..." as for he returns to the girl in the floating platform, well that's ''Powerglide's'' problem! -->'''Soundwave''': (''raises platform on monitor'') Correction: Problem is ours! -->'''Megatron''': Energize the forcefields! -->'''Soundwave''': What forcefields!? (''crash'') [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar power drill he was just using.]] Then his drill breaks. ** [[TheDitz Astoria]] Astoria [[PityTheKidnapper driving the Deceptions crazy while in their clutches]]. -->'''Astoria''':You -->'''Astoria''': You got any burgers in this joint?

-->'''Soundwave''': Subject's mind ... ''completely empty''. [[note]]The wires had slipped loose[[/note]]
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-->'''Soundwave''': Subject's mind ... ''completely empty''. [[note]]The wires had slipped loose[[/note]]loose.[[/note]]

** Really, this entire scene, with the Decepticon's massive frustration with Astoria's attitude and her WalkingTechbane tendencies affecting their equipment, is such a CMOF that it's worth how ludicrous the rest of the episode is. Watch it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aPTdmjtMRo here]].
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** Really, this entire scene, with the Decepticon's Decepticons' massive frustration with Astoria's attitude and her WalkingTechbane tendencies affecting their equipment, is such a CMOF that it's worth how ludicrous the rest of the episode is. Watch it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aPTdmjtMRo here]].

** Spike flirts with Astoria, and then realizes she has a crush on Powerglide. Annoyed, he mutters, "You know, there's a few things he ''can't'' do..." as he returns to the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar power drill he was just using.]] Then his drill breaks. ** HilariousInHindsight, Astoria appears to have been the insperation for [[WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime Miko Nakadai]]. * In "Megatron's Master Plan", a kid idiotically asks Laserbeak, "Laserbeak wanna cracker?" Laserbeak doesn't say anything, but his reaction is a look with an eye flash which could be interpreted as anything from giving the moron an epic DeathGlare to going "Mmm... crackers!". * A lot of Grimlock's dialogue in "Call of the Primitives". -->'''The Oracle''': "Only you can save the world now, Grimlock." -->'''Grimlock''': "Me Grimlock feel important!" -->'''Grimlock''': [chuckles] "You are creator?" -->'''Primacron''': "Unfortunately....yes." -->'''Grimlock''': "Grimlock laugh at little wimp who cause big trouble!" -->'''Primacron''': We are finished!! I've amplified the energy parameters, minimized the drivormenter, redirected the ion flow! I've tried EVERYTHING! -->'''Grimlock''': Me Grimlock solve problem! Wuh! -->[Reaches over and pushes switch] -->'''Primacron''': Of course, the '''reverse switch'''! Why didn't ''I'' think of that?!
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** Spike flirts When the Decepticons' sub-orbital platform is about to crash into their undersea base: -->'''Rumble''': [[TemptingFate At least we got out of there with Astoria, our hulls in one piece]]. -->'''Megatron''': And as for the girl and then realizes she has a crush on Powerglide. Annoyed, he mutters, "You know, there's a few things he ''can't'' do..." as he returns to the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar power drill he was just using.]] Then his drill breaks. falling star platform, well, that's ''Powerglide's'' problem! -->'''Soundwave''': (''raises platform on monitor'') Correction: Problem is ours! -->'''Megatron''': Energize the force fields! -->'''Soundwave''': '''What''' force fields!? (''crash'') ** HilariousInHindsight, Astoria appears to have been the insperation inspiration for [[WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime Miko Nakadai]]. * In "Megatron's Master Plan", a kid idiotically asks Laserbeak, "Laserbeak wanna cracker?" Laserbeak doesn't say anything, but his reaction is a look with an eye flash which could be interpreted as anything from giving the moron an epic DeathGlare to going "Mmm... crackers!". * A lot of Grimlock's dialogue in "Call of the Primitives". -->'''The Oracle''': "Only you can save the world now, Grimlock." -->'''Grimlock''': "Me Grimlock feel important!" -->'''Grimlock''': [chuckles] "You are creator?" -->'''Primacron''': "Unfortunately....yes." -->'''Grimlock''': "Grimlock laugh at little wimp who cause big trouble!" -->'''Primacron''': We are finished!! I've amplified the energy parameters, minimized the drivormenter, redirected the ion flow! I've tried EVERYTHING! -->'''Grimlock''': Me Grimlock solve problem! Wuh! -->[Reaches over and pushes switch] -->'''Primacron''': Of course, the '''reverse switch'''! Why didn't ''I'' think of that?! Nakadai]]. [[AC: Seasons 3 & 4]]

* In "Money is Everything", Marissa Faireborn and Dirk Manus make out several times. Each time, the Technobots get confused, even calling it a bizarre Earth ritual. * From "The Master Builders", Spike teaches Optimus how to play basketball. --> "Spike, compute quickly!" --> (Prime throws the ball at Spike, knocking the human over.) * From a fourth season episode: --> '''Blurr''': [=HardheadthisisitIknowitIknowitwe'regonnadieIjustknowwe'regonnadie=]''mmphmmphmmph''...! --> (It's unclear what Hardhead is doing but hilariously it looks like he's kissing Blurr!) * From the third season episode "Dark Awakening" - Rodimus, Spike, and company crash-land in front of two Dinobots after being reported dead.
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* In "Money is Everything", Marissa Faireborn and Dirk Manus make out several times. Each time, the Technobots get confused, even calling it a bizarre Earth ritual. * From "The Master Builders", Spike teaches Optimus how to play basketball. --> "Spike, compute quickly!" --> (Prime throws the ball at Spike, knocking the human over.) * From a fourth season episode: --> '''Blurr''': [=HardheadthisisitIknowitIknowitwe'regonnadieIjustknowwe'regonnadie=]''mmphmmphmmph''...! --> (It's unclear what Hardhead is doing but hilariously it looks like he's kissing Blurr!) * From the third season episode "Dark Awakening" - Rodimus, Rodimus Prime, Spike, and company crash-land in front of two Dinobots after being reported dead.

* 'Ghost in the Machine' had this gem, Thrust, Dirge, Runabout and Runamuk are in Galvatron's throne room to report Scourge and Starscream's rampage on Chaar:
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* 'Ghost In "Ghost in the Machine' had Machine", Starscream's ghost has abandoned Astrotrain after [[DemonicPossession possessing him]] in order to get to Cybertron (and Unicron's floating head). The Autobots shoot him down (thinking he was bringing an assault force) and bring him in for questioning: -->'''Rodimus Prime:''' "Why did you attack Cybertron all by yourself? Are you stupid or just obedient?" ** Another winner from that episode involves Starscream's ghost, again, this gem, time possessing Scourge...or the half of him holding a gun, anyway. -->'''Scourge:''' "Give me that blaster!"\\ '''Starscream:''' "No! Get one of your own!" ** Yet ''another'' great line because of the pure HypocriticalHumor involved: -->'''Galvatron:''' [Believing the Starscream-possessed Scourge has lost his marbles] There is no reasoning with him! Destroy him! He's lost his mind! ** After Starscream steals Trypticon, Thrust, Dirge, Runabout and Runamuk Runamuck are in Galvatron's throne room to report Scourge and Starscream's rampage on Chaar:

* "Quest for Survival" had lots of hilarious moments with the Morphobots. First Starscream gets dumped on his ass by his own reflected blast, then Blaster [[AutobotsRockOut uses rock music]] to drive them away, then during the battle Megatron gets thrown around by a Morphobot, and finally the Insecticon army [[spoiler:getting annihilated by the Morphobots]].
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* "Quest for Survival" had lots "Webworld" is packed to the gills with BlackComedy. Why? Three words: Galvatron. In. Therapy. -->'''Therapist:''' "Galvatron, don't fight it. Just say whatever comes to mind."\\ '''Galvatron:''' [[CrushKillDestroy "Kill! Smash! Destroy!"]]\\ '''Therapist:''' "Err...yes, go on"\\ '''Galvatron:''' "Rend! Mangle! ''Distort!''" ** Also: --> '''Galvatron:''' "I hate the Autobots! I hate Cyclonus! And I'm not very fond of hilarious moments YOU, either!" ** There's also the bit when the administrator makes Cyclonus validate all the paperwork. --> '''Administrator:''' "There, that's your copy." --> '''Cyclonus:''' "..." *rips receipt* ** Galvatron asks one of the natives where the Autobots are. The creature answers in gibberish, and Galvatron calls him an idiot. --> '''Galvatron:''' ''[panting in barely restrained rage]'' "Fleshling, I warn you...tell me where to find the Autobots or--" --> '''Inmate:''' "Mommy!" ''[licks him with an absurdly long tongue]'' --> ''[Just as the Torkuli arrive you can hear Galvatron [[{{Angrish}} screaming in frustration]]]'' ** The therapists put Galvatron in Arts and Crafts class, and he somehow makes a gun. Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. ** How about at the start of the episode after the disastrous fight with the Morphobots. First Starscream gets dumped on Autobots? --> '''Cyclonus:''' "This isn't over Autobots!! Do you hear me? This isn't over!!" --> '''Sweep:''' "You're starting to sound like Galvatron!!" --> ''[Cue [[ImStandingRightHere Galvatron]] standing up and glaring at him, [[TooDumbToLive the Sweep said that with Galvatron sitting right in front of him]]]'' --> '''Sweep:''' "[[OhCrap N-Not that that's a bad thing haha...]]" ** The bizarre three-headed patient: "[[MadnessMantra I have no head. I have no head. I have no head...]]" ** The end, after Galvatron has [[spoiler: destroyed the planet with the sheer power of his ass by his own reflected blast, then Blaster [[AutobotsRockOut uses rock music]] to drive them away, then during insanity -- and a cannon blast]]: --> '''Cyclonus:''' "It will take the battle Megatron gets thrown around by a Morphobot, Torkulons centuries to rebuild." --> '''Galvatron:''' "Only CENTURIES?!?!" *tosses the administrator aside in disgust* * Ultra Magnus in "Fight or Flee": -->"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy." ({{beat}}) "All right, give me the bomb." * In "Money is Everything", Marissa Faireborn and finally Dirk Manus make out several times. Each time, the Insecticon army [[spoiler:getting annihilated by Technobots get confused, even calling it a bizarre Earth ritual. * A lot of Grimlock's dialogue in "Call of the Morphobots]]. Primitives". -->'''The Oracle''': "Only you can save the world now, Grimlock." -->'''Grimlock''': "Me Grimlock feel important!" -->'''Grimlock''': [chuckles] "You are creator?" -->'''Primacron''': "Unfortunately....yes." -->'''Grimlock''': "Grimlock laugh at little wimp who cause big trouble!" -->'''Primacron''': We are finished!! I've amplified the energy parameters, minimized the drivormenter, redirected the ion flow! I've tried EVERYTHING! -->'''Grimlock''': Me Grimlock solve problem! Wuh! -->[Reaches over and pushes switch] -->'''Primacron''': Of course, the '''reverse switch'''! Why didn't ''I'' think of that?! * From "The Rebirth": --> '''Blurr''': [=HardheadthisisitIknowitIknowitwe'regonnadieIjustknowwe'regonnadie=]''mmphmmphmmph''...! --> (It's unclear what Hardhead is doing but hilariously it looks like he's kissing Blurr!)

* "Quest for Survival" had lots of hilarious moments with the Morphobots. First Starscream gets dumped on his ass by his own reflected blast, then Blaster [[AutobotsRockOut uses rock music]] Seconds after Grimlock's resurrection, he tries to drive them away, then during the battle rush Megatron. Megatron gets thrown around by a Morphobot, simply side-steps, and finally Grimlock falls through a hole in the Insecticon army [[spoiler:getting annihilated by wall, several stories up. * Anytime the Morphobots]]. Autobots try to make sense of human customs; special mention goes to Bluestreak mistaking a kiss for some kind of "energy transfer," in Issue #11. Let's just say the comics make good use of the FishOutOfWater situation the Autobots are in.

* Seconds after Grimlock's resurrection, he tries to rush Megatron. Megatron simply side-steps, and Grimlock falls through a hole in the wall, several stories up.

* Anytime the Autobots try to make sense of human customs; special mention goes to Bluestreak mistaking a kiss for some kind of "energy transfer," in Issue #11. Let's just say the comics make good use of the FishOutOfWater situation the Autobots are in.
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* Anytime the Autobots try to make sense of human customs; special mention goes to Bluestreak mistaking a kiss for some kind of "energy transfer," in Issue #11. Let's just say the comics make good use of the FishOutOfWater situation the Autobots are in.
9th Sep '15 1:51:34 PM maxreid
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24th Apr '15 9:02:36 AM firejewel
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--> Heck, even '''Laserbeak''' of all characters is so '''smashed''' he barrel rolls into the ground when trying to pursue Powerglide.
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--> ** Heck, even '''Laserbeak''' of all characters is so '''smashed''' he barrel rolls into the ground when trying to pursue Powerglide.
12th Apr '15 3:03:42 AM Stealth
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** Yet ''another'' great line because of the pure HypocriticalHumor involved. -->'''Galvatron:''' [Believing the Starscream-possessed Scourge has lost his marbles] There is no reasoning with him! Destroy him! He's lost his mind!
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-->'''[[{{ItMakesSenseInContext}} Hot Rod]]:''' "Now '''there's''' a unique complaint!"
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-->'''[[{{ItMakesSenseInContext}} Hot Rod]]:''' "Now '''there's''' ''there's'' a unique complaint!"
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** Later, in the same episode, we get this exchange: -->'''Optimus Prime:''' "Not a game! ...Matrix makes me too strong!" -->'''[[{{ItMakesSenseInContext}} Hot Rod]]:''' "Now '''there's''' a unique complaint!"
23rd Nov '14 11:34:07 PM HelloLamppost
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** At the end, Astoria realizes she needs something metal to short out the Decepticons' big gizmo. She looks around at the floating platform, ''where every single object in sight is made of metal,'' and declares, "Nothing!" She uses her locket, the McGuffin they've spent the whole episode fighting over, destroying it. ** Spike flirts with Astoria, and then realizes she has a crush on Powerglide. Annoyed, he mutters, "You know, there's a few things he ''can't'' do..." as he returns to the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar power drill he was just using.]]
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** At the end, Astoria realizes she needs something metal to short out the Decepticons' big gizmo. She looks around at the floating platform, ''where every single object in sight is made of metal,'' and declares, "Nothing!" She uses her locket, the McGuffin they've spent the whole episode fighting over, destroying it. ** Spike flirts with Astoria, and then realizes she has a crush on Powerglide. Annoyed, he mutters, "You know, there's a few things he ''can't'' do..." as he returns to the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar power drill he was just using.]]]] Then his drill breaks.
23rd Nov '14 11:32:55 PM HelloLamppost
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** At the end, Astoria realizes she needs something metal to short out the Decepticons' big gizmo. She looks around at the floating platform, ''where every single object in sight is made of metal,'' and declares, "Nothing!" She uses her locket, the McGuffin they've spent the whole episode fighting over, destroying it.
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** At the end, Astoria realizes she needs something metal to short out the Decepticons' big gizmo. She looks around at the floating platform, ''where every single object in sight is made of metal,'' and declares, "Nothing!" She uses her locket, the McGuffin they've spent the whole episode fighting over, destroying it.it. ** Spike flirts with Astoria, and then realizes she has a crush on Powerglide. Annoyed, he mutters, "You know, there's a few things he ''can't'' do..." as he returns to the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar power drill he was just using.]]
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