History Funny / TheTonightShow

5th May '16 5:46:58 AM speedyboris
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* Johnny's surly attitude in any "Carnac the Magnificent". In one instance, after a longer-than-usual introduction by Ed, Johnny said in an annoyed tone, "Let's get on with it."

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* Johnny's surly attitude in any "Carnac the Magnificent". In one instance, after a longer-than-usual the usual long introduction by Ed, Johnny said in an annoyed tone, "Let's get on with it.""
** A great RunningGag in these segments is when Johnny asks for complete silence while he ascertains the answers; Ed replies variants of, "You sometimes have a lot of it." Cue DeathGlare from Johnny.
5th May '16 5:44:41 AM speedyboris
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* Johnny's surly attitude in any "Carnac the Magnificent". In one instance, after a longer-than-usual introduction by Ed, Johnny said in an annoyed tone, "Let's get on with it."
9th Apr '16 8:52:46 PM igordebraga
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* Given ''Film/{{Creed}}'' was about to get released, Jimmy [[WaxingLyrical would welcome it]] [[Music/{{Creed}} WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POoKgcTcuOE UNDER THE SUNLIGHT...]] (complete with Music/PearlJam [[FollowTheLeader nod]]). And later [[http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/video/billie-lourds-scream-queens-is-hysterifying/2941522 guest Billie Lourd decided to join in the]] {{Yarling}}.

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* Given ''Film/{{Creed}}'' was about to get released, Jimmy [[WaxingLyrical would welcome it]] [[Music/{{Creed}} WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POoKgcTcuOE vidio.com/watch/202170-thank-you-notes-creed-airplane-armrest UNDER THE SUNLIGHT...]] (complete with Music/PearlJam [[FollowTheLeader nod]]). And later [[http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/video/billie-lourds-scream-queens-is-hysterifying/2941522 guest Billie Lourd decided to join in the]] the {{Yarling}}.
25th Mar '16 11:51:56 AM speedyboris
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[[folder:Jimmy Fallon (2014-)]]
* Jimmy's first night started with a bang. Besides him and WillSmith chronicling a history of hip-hop dances (ala JustinTimberlake and his and Jimmy's "History of Rap"), and {{Music/U2}} performing on the roof of 30 Rock, we have a moment where Jimmy mentions a "friend" who says he'd never host the Tonight Show, saying they owe him $100. Cue RobertDeNiro, TinaFey, Joe Namath, Rudy Giuliani, MariahCarey, Tracy Morgan, Joan Rivers (in her 1st Tonight Show appearance, of any kind, since being banned from the show in 1986; the ban was kept by Leno out of respect to Johnny Carson), Creator/KimKardashian, Creator/SethRogen, LindsayLohan, Creator/SarahJessicaParker, Mike Tyson, and Music/LadyGaga all throwing crumpled C-Notes on the desk, culminating with Creator/StephenColbert pouring a bucket of 10,000 pennies on Jimmy's head, ending with "WELCOME TO 11:30, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]".
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCeIgt7hMs Brian Williams raps]] (transplanted from ''Series/LateNight'')
** And [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDyt0M8Zecw Brian Williams' response to that]] after he raps "[[Music/SnoopDogg Gin and Juice]]".
--> '''Brian Williams''': This is spooking me out, because there's a guy who, for a job, for months, has been sitting in an edit room looking at images of me and finding individual words. I have ''never'' said "hippity", ''never''. And I know that he works here, intellectually, I have never met- like you have, I have never met him. If you're on ''my'' staff, I know your hopes, your fears, your dreams, I know all about your family, um... your staff, I imagine, is a much more, y'know, anonymous place-\\
'''Jimmy Fallon''': ''(laughing)'' What are you talking about?\\
'''Brian Williams''': You've told me, these are little people to you. ''(Jimmy laughs)'' But there's a guy who I've seen in the cafeteria, there's a guy who I've seen in elevators, who has looked at my face for a living, and it's spooky, it's frightening.
** And now, "[[Music/SirMixALot Baby Got Back]]". If you listen carefully, you can hear the audience singing along on the "anaconda" line!
* Whenever [[PandaingToTheAudience Hashtag the Panda]] is brought out, a hilarious OverlyLongGag is in the cards as Jimmy and the band make the "bear" dance again...and again...and again.
* This bit after one "Thank You Note" about protein bars just being glorified chocolate bars:
--> '''Fallon''': (in jock tone) All I eat is protein bars!\\
'''Higgins''': (also in jock tone) That's it, man. I eat Monkey Milk protein bars.\\
'''Fallon''': Nothing but Monkey Milk protein bars. They're the best ones. You get Monkey Milk, that's the best protein bar.\\
'''Higgins''': If you don't get it, you're a fool. You're a damn fool if you don't get Monkey Milk. You're a fool.\\
'''Fallon''': Don't call me a fool! I'm just saying-\\
'''Higgins''': What do you get?? Do you get Monkey Milk?\\
'''Fallon''': I don't know what kind of protein bar I got.\\
'''Higgins''': Ehhh, you should, if you don't know what's going in your body, then you're some kind of fool. I went to Cinnabon the other day, I got the tiny little ones.\\
'''Fallon''': You do?\\
'''Higgins''': Yeah, about eight, nine of 'em, squeeze them up in the tube, shove them down my throat, two- [[{{Corpsing}} (cracks up)]] I figured I'd down the Monkey Milk!
* A spectacular BrickJoke: Hugh Jackman [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foNQ6f5sjig&list=UU8-Th83bH_thdKZDJCrn88g mentions in an interview]] that you should never let Aussies stay at your house, as "they will ''never'' leave," and he demonstrates by crashing on Jimmy's couch for a few minutes. The next night, Jimmy comes out for his monologue, and casually looks over to the couch. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChfzfEw7bw&list=UU8-Th83bH_thdKZDJCrn88g Sure enough...]]
* A truly spectacular EpicFail on Jimmy's part: when he had Creator/NicoleKidman on as a guest, she tells him the story of their disastrous blind date...in that he didn't realize that it was a date and had spent the night playing video games and eating snacks, accidentally ignoring her. He literally fell out of his chair as everyone cracked up. Both Patton Oswalt (the next guest after her) and Jude Law spent part of their appearances reminding him.
* One "In Reply To" had a joke about Chipotle. Steve asked Jimmy if he eats Chipotle in his new truck, and Jimmy got confused how you could eat a burrito one-handed while driving. Then he took the joke one step further by saying he gets a wearable trough and tells the cashier to "load it up". And he also pays without using his hands, by swiping his Google Glass. The absurd visual it puts in your head is hilarious.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kWHMH2kxXs Wheel of Impressions with]] Creator/KevinSpacey. Among some of the best highlights are Spacey's spot-on impression of JohnnyCarson:
-->'''Kevin Spacey:''' ''[as Carson]'' A lot of people are dressing up as ghosts and witches, goblins and vampires. But this year, Iíve decided Iím going as the scariest creature in the world: my ex-wife. ''[raucous laughter from everyone, [[{{Corpsing}} including Fallon]]]'' [[RefugeInAudacity Oh, and I scare the kids, too.]]
** ...or Spacey outdoing Jimmy in MichaelCaine impressions.
* Music/ChristinaAguilera's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD2nOjV3AaI eerily accurate]] impression of Music/BritneySpears singing "This Little Pig".
* Jimmy pranks The Roots by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHSuHbvgaQc convincing them]] into watching the ''Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey'' trailer...not knowing that he snuck in a ScreamerPrank.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHh8ojgfYXw&t=0m42s Jimmy and Steve talking about Monster Cables.]]
* Jimmy invites kids to write skits, with the prompt "Write what you think a film called ''{{Film/Magic Mike}}'' would be about," and then invites {{Creator/Channing Tatum}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az5qOjhsang to do dramatic readings of said skits]]:
-->'''Channing Tatum:''' [deadpan] "Yes, I am Magic Mike. I'm like regular Mike, except magic."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEyQptLShlg Jimmy and Blake Shelton doing the Whisper Challenge]]
-->''Blake Shelton:'' *after telling Jimmy the name Benedict Cumberbatch* That doesn't even mean anything!
* The September 2015 ''[[Series/AllThat Good Burger]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=4&v=odQQ4jgGpFU sketch]], perfectly replicating the layout, style and humor of the original shorts while also bringing back stars Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell.
* The skit [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8imo7l-fq7I "Real People, Fake Arms"]] with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels as burger restaurant employees.
* Given ''Film/{{Creed}}'' was about to get released, Jimmy [[WaxingLyrical would welcome it]] [[Music/{{Creed}} WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POoKgcTcuOE UNDER THE SUNLIGHT...]] (complete with Music/PearlJam [[FollowTheLeader nod]]). And later [[http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/video/billie-lourds-scream-queens-is-hysterifying/2941522 guest Billie Lourd decided to join in the]] {{Yarling}}.
* In the 2/18/16 episode, Creator/VinceVaughn observed how nobody has ever won against Jimmy in "Box of Lies". He became suspicious that everything Jimmy did during their interview was merely "info reading" to help him win the game. In a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, Vince brought his A-game to "Box of Lies" and stumped Jimmy with his poker face and descriptions. The whole ordeal can be viewed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJED1kTtIaQ here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoPrG4XtPnA here]].
25th Mar '16 11:51:18 AM speedyboris
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* Early on, Conan visited various shops near the studio. One of them was a place called "[=FastSigns=]", where he got a banner made to advertise the show.

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* Early on, Conan visited various shops near the studio. One of them was a place called "[=FastSigns=]", where he got a banner made to advertise the show.show.
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25th Mar '16 10:47:39 AM Movienut376
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*The night before Johnny's final show, Robin Williams was one of the guests. After being introduced and greeted by Johnny and Ed, he goes off and improvs, as per usual. At one point, after making a particularly off-color remark, he quips, "If that gets bleeped, good luck!" Chuckling, Carson replies, "We're outta here after tomorrow, what do I care?" Williams almost collapses out of his seat in laughter.



* Early on, Conan visited various shops near the studio. One of them was a place called "[=FastSigns=]", where he got a banner made to advertise the show. It had two tigers on it, and the text "Every night is ladies' night" and "Free salad with every purchase". Andy exclaimed, "We're gonna have to start making salads!"
* One of the first, if not the first, "Andy'll Try It" skit had Andy trying bacon vodka. His verdict: "Oh God, it's ''awful''." Then Andy continued drinking it anyway.
* When Conan interviewed Kevin Nealon, Kevin mentioned how he had food poisoning recently, and wishes that your body would tell you what it was that made you sick as you're throwing up. He demonstrated: "CURRY CHICKEN! ''(mimes barfing)''" Conan observed that sounded like Creator/JimmyStewart:
--> '''Conan''': [[Film/ItsAWonderfulLife "Curry chicken, Mr. Potter!"]]
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[[folder:Jimmy Fallon (2014-)]]
* Jimmy's first night started with a bang. Besides him and WillSmith chronicling a history of hip-hop dances (ala JustinTimberlake and his and Jimmy's "History of Rap"), and {{Music/U2}} performing on the roof of 30 Rock, we have a moment where Jimmy mentions a "friend" who says he'd never host the Tonight Show, saying they owe him $100. Cue RobertDeNiro, TinaFey, Joe Namath, Rudy Giuliani, MariahCarey, Tracy Morgan, Joan Rivers (in her 1st Tonight Show appearance, of any kind, since being banned from the show in 1986; the ban was kept by Leno out of respect to Johnny Carson), Creator/KimKardashian, Creator/SethRogen, LindsayLohan, Creator/SarahJessicaParker, Mike Tyson, and Music/LadyGaga all throwing crumpled C-Notes on the desk, culminating with Creator/StephenColbert pouring a bucket of 10,000 pennies on Jimmy's head, ending with "WELCOME TO 11:30, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]".
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCeIgt7hMs Brian Williams raps]] (transplanted from ''Series/LateNight'')
** And [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDyt0M8Zecw Brian Williams' response to that]] after he raps "[[Music/SnoopDogg Gin and Juice]]".
--> '''Brian Williams''': This is spooking me out, because there's a guy who, for a job, for months, has been sitting in an edit room looking at images of me and finding individual words. I have ''never'' said "hippity", ''never''. And I know that he works here, intellectually, I have never met- like you have, I have never met him. If you're on ''my'' staff, I know your hopes, your fears, your dreams, I know all about your family, um... your staff, I imagine, is a much more, y'know, anonymous place-\\
'''Jimmy Fallon''': ''(laughing)'' What are you talking about?\\
'''Brian Williams''': You've told me, these are little people to you. ''(Jimmy laughs)'' But there's a guy who I've seen in the cafeteria, there's a guy who I've seen in elevators, who has looked at my face for a living, and it's spooky, it's frightening.
** And now, "[[Music/SirMixALot Baby Got Back]]". If you listen carefully, you can hear the audience singing along on the "anaconda" line!
* Whenever [[PandaingToTheAudience Hashtag the Panda]] is brought out, a hilarious OverlyLongGag is in the cards as Jimmy and the band make the "bear" dance again...and again...and again.
* This bit after one "Thank You Note" about protein bars just being glorified chocolate bars:
--> '''Fallon''': (in jock tone) All I eat is protein bars!\\
'''Higgins''': (also in jock tone) That's it, man. I eat Monkey Milk protein bars.\\
'''Fallon''': Nothing but Monkey Milk protein bars. They're the best ones. You get Monkey Milk, that's the best protein bar.\\
'''Higgins''': If you don't get it, you're a fool. You're a damn fool if you don't get Monkey Milk. You're a fool.\\
'''Fallon''': Don't call me a fool! I'm just saying-\\
'''Higgins''': What do you get?? Do you get Monkey Milk?\\
'''Fallon''': I don't know what kind of protein bar I got.\\
'''Higgins''': Ehhh, you should, if you don't know what's going in your body, then you're some kind of fool. I went to Cinnabon the other day, I got the tiny little ones.\\
'''Fallon''': You do?\\
'''Higgins''': Yeah, about eight, nine of 'em, squeeze them up in the tube, shove them down my throat, two- [[{{Corpsing}} (cracks up)]] I figured I'd down the Monkey Milk!
* A spectacular BrickJoke: Hugh Jackman [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foNQ6f5sjig&list=UU8-Th83bH_thdKZDJCrn88g mentions in an interview]] that you should never let Aussies stay at your house, as "they will ''never'' leave," and he demonstrates by crashing on Jimmy's couch for a few minutes. The next night, Jimmy comes out for his monologue, and casually looks over to the couch. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChfzfEw7bw&list=UU8-Th83bH_thdKZDJCrn88g Sure enough...]]
* A truly spectacular EpicFail on Jimmy's part: when he had Creator/NicoleKidman on as a guest, she tells him the story of their disastrous blind date...in that he didn't realize that it was a date and had spent the night playing video games and eating snacks, accidentally ignoring her. He literally fell out of his chair as everyone cracked up. Both Patton Oswalt (the next guest after her) and Jude Law spent part of their appearances reminding him.
* One "In Reply To" had a joke about Chipotle. Steve asked Jimmy if he eats Chipotle in his new truck, and Jimmy got confused how you could eat a burrito one-handed while driving. Then he took the joke one step further by saying he gets a wearable trough and tells the cashier to "load it up". And he also pays without using his hands, by swiping his Google Glass. The absurd visual it puts in your head is hilarious.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kWHMH2kxXs Wheel of Impressions with]] Creator/KevinSpacey. Among some of the best highlights are Spacey's spot-on impression of JohnnyCarson:
-->'''Kevin Spacey:''' ''[as Carson]'' A lot of people are dressing up as ghosts and witches, goblins and vampires. But this year, Iíve decided Iím going as the scariest creature in the world: my ex-wife. ''[raucous laughter from everyone, [[{{Corpsing}} including Fallon]]]'' [[RefugeInAudacity Oh, and I scare the kids, too.]]
** ...or Spacey outdoing Jimmy in MichaelCaine impressions.
* Music/ChristinaAguilera's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD2nOjV3AaI eerily accurate]] impression of Music/BritneySpears singing "This Little Pig".
* Jimmy pranks The Roots by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHSuHbvgaQc convincing them]] into watching the ''Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey'' trailer...not knowing that he snuck in a ScreamerPrank.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHh8ojgfYXw&t=0m42s Jimmy and Steve talking about Monster Cables.]]
* Jimmy invites kids to write skits, with the prompt "Write what you think a film called ''{{Film/Magic Mike}}'' would be about," and then invites {{Creator/Channing Tatum}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az5qOjhsang to do dramatic readings of said skits]]:
-->'''Channing Tatum:''' [deadpan] "Yes, I am Magic Mike. I'm like regular Mike, except magic."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEyQptLShlg Jimmy and Blake Shelton doing the Whisper Challenge]]
-->''Blake Shelton:'' *after telling Jimmy the name Benedict Cumberbatch* That doesn't even mean anything!
* The September 2015 ''[[Series/AllThat Good Burger]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=4&v=odQQ4jgGpFU sketch]], perfectly replicating the layout, style and humor of the original shorts while also bringing back stars Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell.
* The skit [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8imo7l-fq7I "Real People, Fake Arms"]] with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels as burger restaurant employees.
* Given ''Film/{{Creed}}'' was about to get released, Jimmy [[WaxingLyrical would welcome it]] [[Music/{{Creed}} WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POoKgcTcuOE UNDER THE SUNLIGHT...]] (complete with Music/PearlJam [[FollowTheLeader nod]]). And later [[http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/video/billie-lourds-scream-queens-is-hysterifying/2941522 guest Billie Lourd decided to join in the]] {{Yarling}}.
* In the 2/18/16 episode, Creator/VinceVaughn observed how nobody has ever won against Jimmy in "Box of Lies". He became suspicious that everything Jimmy did during their interview was merely "info reading" to help him win the game. In a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, Vince brought his A-game to "Box of Lies" and stumped Jimmy with his poker face and descriptions. The whole ordeal can be viewed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJED1kTtIaQ here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoPrG4XtPnA here]].
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* Early on, Conan visited various shops near the studio. One of them was a place called "[=FastSigns=]", where he got a banner made to advertise the show. It had two tigers on it, and the text "Every night is ladies' night" and "Free salad with every purchase". Andy exclaimed, "We're gonna have to start making salads!"\n* One of the first, if not the first, "Andy'll Try It" skit had Andy trying bacon vodka. His verdict: "Oh God, it's ''awful''." Then Andy continued drinking it anyway.\n* When Conan interviewed Kevin Nealon, Kevin mentioned how he had food poisoning recently, and wishes that your body would tell you what it was that made you sick as you're throwing up. He demonstrated: "CURRY CHICKEN! ''(mimes barfing)''" Conan observed that sounded like Creator/JimmyStewart:\n--> '''Conan''': [[Film/ItsAWonderfulLife "Curry chicken, Mr. Potter!"]]\n[[/folder]]\n\n[[folder:Jimmy Fallon (2014-)]]\n* Jimmy's first night started with a bang. Besides him and WillSmith chronicling a history of hip-hop dances (ala JustinTimberlake and his and Jimmy's "History of Rap"), and {{Music/U2}} performing on the roof of 30 Rock, we have a moment where Jimmy mentions a "friend" who says he'd never host the Tonight Show, saying they owe him $100. Cue RobertDeNiro, TinaFey, Joe Namath, Rudy Giuliani, MariahCarey, Tracy Morgan, Joan Rivers (in her 1st Tonight Show appearance, of any kind, since being banned from the show in 1986; the ban was kept by Leno out of respect to Johnny Carson), Creator/KimKardashian, Creator/SethRogen, LindsayLohan, Creator/SarahJessicaParker, Mike Tyson, and Music/LadyGaga all throwing crumpled C-Notes on the desk, culminating with Creator/StephenColbert pouring a bucket of 10,000 pennies on Jimmy's head, ending with "WELCOME TO 11:30, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]".\n* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCeIgt7hMs Brian Williams raps]] (transplanted from ''Series/LateNight'')\n** And [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDyt0M8Zecw Brian Williams' response to that]] after he raps "[[Music/SnoopDogg Gin and Juice]]".\n--> '''Brian Williams''': This is spooking me out, because there's a guy who, for a job, for months, has been sitting in an edit room looking at images of me and finding individual words. I have ''never'' said "hippity", ''never''. And I know that he works here, intellectually, I have never met- like you have, I have never met him. If you're on ''my'' staff, I know your hopes, your fears, your dreams, I know all about your family, um... your staff, I imagine, is a much more, y'know, anonymous place-\\\n'''Jimmy Fallon''': ''(laughing)'' What are you talking about?\\\n'''Brian Williams''': You've told me, these are little people to you. ''(Jimmy laughs)'' But there's a guy who I've seen in the cafeteria, there's a guy who I've seen in elevators, who has looked at my face for a living, and it's spooky, it's frightening.\n** And now, "[[Music/SirMixALot Baby Got Back]]". If you listen carefully, you can hear the audience singing along on the "anaconda" line!\n* Whenever [[PandaingToTheAudience Hashtag the Panda]] is brought out, a hilarious OverlyLongGag is in the cards as Jimmy and the band make the "bear" dance again...and again...and again.\n* This bit after one "Thank You Note" about protein bars just being glorified chocolate bars:\n--> '''Fallon''': (in jock tone) All I eat is protein bars!\\\n'''Higgins''': (also in jock tone) That's it, man. I eat Monkey Milk protein bars.\\\n'''Fallon''': Nothing but Monkey Milk protein bars. They're the best ones. You get Monkey Milk, that's the best protein bar.\\\n'''Higgins''': If you don't get it, you're a fool. You're a damn fool if you don't get Monkey Milk. You're a fool.\\\n'''Fallon''': Don't call me a fool! I'm just saying-\\\n'''Higgins''': What do you get?? Do you get Monkey Milk?\\\n'''Fallon''': I don't know what kind of protein bar I got.\\\n'''Higgins''': Ehhh, you should, if you don't know what's going in your body, then you're some kind of fool. I went to Cinnabon the other day, I got the tiny little ones.\\\n'''Fallon''': You do?\\\n'''Higgins''': Yeah, about eight, nine of 'em, squeeze them up in the tube, shove them down my throat, two- [[{{Corpsing}} (cracks up)]] I figured I'd down the Monkey Milk!\n* A spectacular BrickJoke: Hugh Jackman [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foNQ6f5sjig&list=UU8-Th83bH_thdKZDJCrn88g mentions in an interview]] that you should never let Aussies stay at your house, as "they will ''never'' leave," and he demonstrates by crashing on Jimmy's couch for a few minutes. The next night, Jimmy comes out for his monologue, and casually looks over to the couch. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChfzfEw7bw&list=UU8-Th83bH_thdKZDJCrn88g Sure enough...]]\n* A truly spectacular EpicFail on Jimmy's part: when he had Creator/NicoleKidman on as a guest, she tells him the story of their disastrous blind date...in that he didn't realize that it was a date and had spent the night playing video games and eating snacks, accidentally ignoring her. He literally fell out of his chair as everyone cracked up. Both Patton Oswalt (the next guest after her) and Jude Law spent part of their appearances reminding him.\n* One "In Reply To" had a joke about Chipotle. Steve asked Jimmy if he eats Chipotle in his new truck, and Jimmy got confused how you could eat a burrito one-handed while driving. Then he took the joke one step further by saying he gets a wearable trough and tells the cashier to "load it up". And he also pays without using his hands, by swiping his Google Glass. The absurd visual it puts in your head is hilarious.\n* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kWHMH2kxXs Wheel of Impressions with]] Creator/KevinSpacey. Among some of the best highlights are Spacey's spot-on impression of JohnnyCarson:\n-->'''Kevin Spacey:''' ''[as Carson]'' A lot of people are dressing up as ghosts and witches, goblins and vampires. But this year, Iíve decided Iím going as the scariest creature in the world: my ex-wife. ''[raucous laughter from everyone, [[{{Corpsing}} including Fallon]]]'' [[RefugeInAudacity Oh, and I scare the kids, too.]]\n** ...or Spacey outdoing Jimmy in MichaelCaine impressions.\n* Music/ChristinaAguilera's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD2nOjV3AaI eerily accurate]] impression of Music/BritneySpears singing "This Little Pig".\n* Jimmy pranks The Roots by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHSuHbvgaQc convincing them]] into watching the ''Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey'' trailer...not knowing that he snuck in a ScreamerPrank.\n* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHh8ojgfYXw&t=0m42s Jimmy and Steve talking about Monster Cables.]]\n* Jimmy invites kids to write skits, with the prompt "Write what you think a film called ''{{Film/Magic Mike}}'' would be about," and then invites {{Creator/Channing Tatum}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az5qOjhsang to do dramatic readings of said skits]]:\n-->'''Channing Tatum:''' [deadpan] "Yes, I am Magic Mike. I'm like regular Mike, except magic." \n* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEyQptLShlg Jimmy and Blake Shelton doing the Whisper Challenge]]\n-->''Blake Shelton:'' *after telling Jimmy the name Benedict Cumberbatch* That doesn't even mean anything!\n* The September 2015 ''[[Series/AllThat Good Burger]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=4&v=odQQ4jgGpFU sketch]], perfectly replicating the layout, style and humor of the original shorts while also bringing back stars Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell.\n* The skit [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8imo7l-fq7I "Real People, Fake Arms"]] with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels as burger restaurant employees.\n* Given ''Film/{{Creed}}'' was about to get released, Jimmy [[WaxingLyrical would welcome it]] [[Music/{{Creed}} WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POoKgcTcuOE UNDER THE SUNLIGHT...]] (complete with Music/PearlJam [[FollowTheLeader nod]]). And later [[http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/video/billie-lourds-scream-queens-is-hysterifying/2941522 guest Billie Lourd decided to join in the]] {{Yarling}}.\n* In the 2/18/16 episode, Creator/VinceVaughn observed how nobody has ever won against Jimmy in "Box of Lies". He became suspicious that everything Jimmy did during their interview was merely "info reading" to help him win the game. In a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, Vince brought his A-game to "Box of Lies" and stumped Jimmy with his poker face and descriptions. The whole ordeal can be viewed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJED1kTtIaQ here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoPrG4XtPnA here]].\n[[/folder]]\n\n----
10th Mar '16 8:02:00 AM speedyboris
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** Triumph, on a rich dog:
--> '''Triumph''': She likes to be hand fed... and hand pooped. Her poop must not touch the floor! Her poop is like the American flag!
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* In the 2/18/16 episode, Creator/VinceVaughn observed how nobody has ever won against Jimmy in "Box of Lies". He became suspicious that everything Jimmy did during their interview was merely "info reading" to help him win the game. In a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, Vince brought his A-game to "Box of Lies" and stumped Jimmy with his poker face and descriptions. The whole ordeal can be viewed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJED1kTtIaQ here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoPrG4XtPnA here]].
21st Jan '16 7:20:08 PM nombretomado
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* Jimmy's first night started with a bang. Besides him and WillSmith chronicling a history of hip-hop dances (ala JustinTimberlake and his and Jimmy's "History of Rap"), and {{Music/U2}} performing on the roof of 30 Rock, we have a moment where Jimmy mentions a "friend" who says he'd never host the Tonight Show, saying they owe him $100. Cue RobertDeNiro, TinaFey, Joe Namath, Rudy Giuliani, MariahCarey, Tracy Morgan, Joan Rivers (in her 1st Tonight Show appearance, of any kind, since being banned from the show in 1986; the ban was kept by Leno out of respect to Johnny Carson), Creator/KimKardashian, Creator/SethRogen, LindsayLohan, Creator/SarahJessicaParker, Mike Tyson, and Music/LadyGaga all throwing crumpled C-Notes on the desk, culminating with StephenColbert pouring a bucket of 10,000 pennies on Jimmy's head, ending with "WELCOME TO 11:30, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]".

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* Jimmy's first night started with a bang. Besides him and WillSmith chronicling a history of hip-hop dances (ala JustinTimberlake and his and Jimmy's "History of Rap"), and {{Music/U2}} performing on the roof of 30 Rock, we have a moment where Jimmy mentions a "friend" who says he'd never host the Tonight Show, saying they owe him $100. Cue RobertDeNiro, TinaFey, Joe Namath, Rudy Giuliani, MariahCarey, Tracy Morgan, Joan Rivers (in her 1st Tonight Show appearance, of any kind, since being banned from the show in 1986; the ban was kept by Leno out of respect to Johnny Carson), Creator/KimKardashian, Creator/SethRogen, LindsayLohan, Creator/SarahJessicaParker, Mike Tyson, and Music/LadyGaga all throwing crumpled C-Notes on the desk, culminating with StephenColbert Creator/StephenColbert pouring a bucket of 10,000 pennies on Jimmy's head, ending with "WELCOME TO 11:30, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]".
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* After claiming that looking into an animal's eyes and speaking to it will calm it, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRnCgCxbuT4 Johnny is swiped at by a cheetah and runs into Ed's arms.]] Funny every time.
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