History Funny / TheTonightShow

22nd Nov '16 8:58:28 PM speedyboris
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--> '''Jimmy''': ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! CAT TONGUE, CAT TONGUE, THE CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE, CAT GOT- THE ONLY PHRASE WITH THE WORDS "CAT" AND "TONGUE" IN IT! Mona Lisa! Mona Lisa!\\

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--> '''Jimmy''': ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! ME?! CAT TONGUE, CAT TONGUE, THE CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE, CAT GOT- THE ONLY PHRASE WITH THE WORDS "CAT" AND "TONGUE" IN IT! Mona Lisa! Mona Lisa!\\
22nd Nov '16 8:58:05 PM speedyboris
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--> '''Jimmy''': ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! (...)\\
'''Eugene''': I ''would've'' got it! Another ten minutes, I would've had it!

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--> '''Jimmy''': ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! (...)\\
'''Eugene''':
CAT TONGUE, CAT TONGUE, THE CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE, CAT GOT- THE ONLY PHRASE WITH THE WORDS "CAT" AND "TONGUE" IN IT! Mona Lisa! Mona Lisa!\\
'''Eugene''':
I ''would've'' got it! it!\\
'''Jimmy''': A complete nightmare!\\
'''Eugene''':
Another ten minutes, I would've had it!
22nd Nov '16 8:23:42 PM speedyboris
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--> '''Husband''': ''(comes into the bedroom)'' Honey, I brought the Colonel [KFC] home!\\
'''Wife''': So did ''I''!\\

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--> '''Husband''': ''(comes into the bedroom)'' Honey, I brought the Colonel [KFC] home!\\
'''Wife''': I've got a surprise for you: So did ''I''!\\
22nd Nov '16 1:39:26 PM speedyboris
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* When Eugene Levy was Jimmy's partner in "Pictionary", Jimmy had the phrase "cat got your tongue". Jimmy drew a cat and a tongue, and Eugene still couldn't quite get it.
--> '''Jimmy''': ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! (...)\\
'''Eugene''': I ''would've'' got it! Another ten minutes, I would've had it!
22nd Nov '16 1:24:19 PM speedyboris
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* This bit:
--> '''Husband''': ''(comes into the bedroom)'' Honey, I brought the Colonel [KFC] home!\\
'''Wife''': So did ''I''!\\
''(pulls back bed sheets, and Johnny dressed as Colonel Sanders pops up and waves)''
22nd Nov '16 1:13:18 PM speedyboris
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* The parody of American Express Traveler's Checks commercials with Johnny as Karl Malden. Specifically, the one where the couple is in a Japanese hot tub and is unable to pay.

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* The parody of American Express Traveler's Checks commercials with Johnny as Karl Malden. Specifically, the one where the couple is in a Japanese hot tub and is unable to pay.pay because they don't have Traveler's Checks.



''(Johnny emerges from underneath the hot tub water, fully clothed)''\\

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''(Johnny emerges from underneath the hot tub water, fully clothed)''\\
22nd Nov '16 1:12:35 PM speedyboris
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'''Johnny''': What will they do?! What ''will'' they do?! ''[[{{Corpsing}}(cracks smile)]]''

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'''Johnny''': What will they do?! What ''will'' they do?! ''[[{{Corpsing}}(cracks smile)]]''''([[{{Corpsing}} cracks smile]])''
22nd Nov '16 1:12:09 PM speedyboris
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* The parody of American Express Traveler's Checks commercials with Johnny as Karl Malden. Specifically, the one where the couple is in a Japanese hot tub and is unable to pay.
--> '''Woman''': ''(glassy-eyed)'' What ''will'' we do?\\
''(Johnny emerges from underneath the hot tub water, fully clothed)''\\
'''Johnny''': What will they do?! What ''will'' they do?! ''[[{{Corpsing}}(cracks smile)]]''
22nd Nov '16 1:07:57 PM speedyboris
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* Barney Odum had his dog Flatfoot on the show, who could climb trees. Bandleader Doc Severinsen said before the show that if the dog could truly climb the tree on the set, he would kiss Flatfoot on an unnamed body part (use your imagination). This was brought up a few times on the episode itself.
** Doubly funny in [[HilariousInHindsight hindsight]]: The segment with Flatfoot is what caused Creator/IanMcKellen to be bumped from the episode, because they ran out of time.
8th Nov '16 8:31:55 AM speedyboris
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* The time Ed was allegedly drunk before Joan Embery was brought out.
--> '''Johnny''': ''(smiling wide)'' You really think you're fooling everybody, don't you?
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