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* Athos happens to be in D'artagnan's apartment when guards arrive to arrest him, so Athos impersonates the latter to buy him some time. Or, rather, Athos simply doesn't bother correcting the guards when they refer to him as D'artagnan, because, as he explains, it seemed rude to contradict an officer simply doing his job, and after all, perhaps he ''is'' D'artagnan and just didn't know it!
-->'''Commissioner:''' [Insisting] "You ''are'' Monsieur D'artagnan."
-->'''Athos:''' "There, you see? You keep telling me that."
-->'''Commissioner:''' [Insisting] "You ''are'' Monsieur D'artagnan."
-->'''Athos:''' "There, you see? You keep telling me that."
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->Then the narration points out that the only change Grimaud accomplished was his position: from bringing up the rear to being put at the head of the line.
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* Athos and Grimaud's... discussion, communicated in complete silence as per usual via gestures, as the musketeers prepare to visit a bastion in enemy territory to conduct a secret council. It's a crisp three-point exchange:
-->'''Grimaud''': ''Gestures'' ("Where are we going?")
-->'''Athos''': ''Points at bastion''
-->'''Grimaud''': ''Gestures'' ("But we shall leave our skins there.")
-->'''Athos''': ''Points to heaven''
-->'''Grimaud''': ''Sits down, shakes his head''
-->'''Athos''': ''Pulls out pistol, inspects it, [[DramaticGunCock cocks it]], [[RuleOfThree points it]] [[GunboatDiplomacy at Grimaud]]''
-->'''Grimaud''': ''Proceeds to bastion''
-->'''Grimaud''': ''Gestures'' ("Where are we going?")
-->'''Athos''': ''Points at bastion''
-->'''Grimaud''': ''Gestures'' ("But we shall leave our skins there.")
-->'''Athos''': ''Points to heaven''
-->'''Grimaud''': ''Sits down, shakes his head''
-->'''Athos''': ''Pulls out pistol, inspects it, [[DramaticGunCock cocks it]], [[RuleOfThree points it]] [[GunboatDiplomacy at Grimaud]]''
-->'''Grimaud''': ''Proceeds to bastion''
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* ''Funny/AlbertTheFifthMusketeer''
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* Funny/TheThreeMusketeers1993''Funny/{{The Three Musketeers|1993}}''
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-->Porthos: "But this is the man I am going to fight!"
-->D'Artagnan: "But not until one o'clock",
-->Aramis: "But this is the man I am going to fight!:
-->D'Artagnan: "But not until two o'clock."
Athos betrays understandable curiousity as to how D'Artagnan has offended his friends. Both Porthos and Aramis lie and the quick witted D'Artagnan backs them up. The long sequence ends with D'Artagnan offering his apologies to Porthos and Aramis - since Athos has the right to kill him first - then drawing his sword with a flourish, "And so, gentlemen, my apologies and ''en garde''!'
-->D'Artagnan: "But not until one o'clock",
-->Aramis: "But this is the man I am going to fight!:
-->D'Artagnan: "But not until two o'clock."
Athos betrays understandable curiousity as to how D'Artagnan has offended his friends. Both Porthos and Aramis lie and the quick witted D'Artagnan backs them up. The long sequence ends with D'Artagnan offering his apologies to Porthos and Aramis - since Athos has the right to kill him first - then drawing his sword with a flourish, "And so, gentlemen, my apologies and ''en garde''!'
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* Athos betrays understandable curiousity as to how D'Artagnan has offended his friends. Both Porthos and Aramis lie and the quick witted D'Artagnan backs them up. The long sequence ends with D'Artagnan offering his apologies to Porthos and Aramis - since Athos has the right to kill him first - then drawing his sword with a flourish, "And so, gentlemen, my apologies and ''en garde''!'
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* D'Artagnan's formal introduction to the Three Musketeers. On his very first day in Paris he has managed to offend and make an appointment of honor with all three of them. Athos is first up and naturally he has invited the other two to be his seconds. The ensuing scene is totally hilarious. D'Artagnan's dry "your friendship is not founded upon contrasts", "But this is the man I am going to fight!" "But not until one o'clock", and ending with d'Artagnan drawing his sword with a flourish on all three and saying "And so, gentlemen, my apologies and ''en garde''!'
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* D'Artagnan's formal introduction to the Three Musketeers. On his very first day in Paris he has managed to offend and make an appointment of honor with all three of them. Athos is first up and naturally he has invited the other two to be his seconds. The ensuing scene is totally hilarious. hilarious from D'Artagnan's dry "your friendship is not founded upon contrasts", contrasts". Porthos and Aramis immediately protest;
-->Porthos: "But this is the man I am going tofight!" fight!"
-->D'Artagnan: "But not until oneo'clock", o'clock",
-->Aramis: "But this is the man I am going to fight!:
-->D'Artagnan: "But not until two o'clock."
Athos betrays understandable curiousity as to how D'Artagnan has offended his friends. Both Porthos andending Aramis lie and the quick witted D'Artagnan backs them up. The long sequence ends with d'Artagnan D'Artagnan offering his apologies to Porthos and Aramis - since Athos has the right to kill him first - then drawing his sword with a flourish on all three and saying flourish, "And so, gentlemen, my apologies and ''en garde''!'
-->Porthos: "But this is the man I am going to
-->D'Artagnan: "But not until one
-->Aramis: "But this is the man I am going to fight!:
-->D'Artagnan: "But not until two o'clock."
Athos betrays understandable curiousity as to how D'Artagnan has offended his friends. Both Porthos and
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* Porthos causes a lot of these, from his prodigious strength to his tendency to speak his mind regardless of how appropriate it is.
--> After being told not to mention the name Mordaunt in front of the English soldiers: "But why? I'm speaking French and they're English." D'Artagnan just stares at him.
** Mazarin is forced to give Athos his sword, telling him to keep it as a souvenir, Athos promises to keep it on him at all times. D'Artagnan declares himself moved by the exchange of promises.
--> Doesn't it bring a tear to your eye, Porthos?\\
--> Yes, that or the wind. I think it's the wind.
--> After being told not to mention the name Mordaunt in front of the English soldiers: "But why? I'm speaking French and they're English." D'Artagnan just stares at him.
** Mazarin is forced to give Athos his sword, telling him to keep it as a souvenir, Athos promises to keep it on him at all times. D'Artagnan declares himself moved by the exchange of promises.
--> Doesn't it bring a tear to your eye, Porthos?\\
--> Yes, that or the wind. I think it's the wind.
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* D'Artagnan's formal introduction to the Three Musketeers. On his very first day in Paris he has managed to offend and make an appointment of honor with all three of them. Athos is first up and naturally he has invited the other two to be his seconds. The ensuing scene is totally hilarious from hilarious. D'Artagnan's dry 'your "your friendship is not founded upon contrasts.' To; 'But contrasts", "But this is the man I am going to fight!' 'But fight!" "But not until One.' To D'Artagnan one o'clock", and ending with d'Artagnan drawing his sword with a flourish on all three; 'And three and saying "And so, gentlemen, my apologies and en-garde!'''en garde''!'
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* Mousqueton's story about his father the highwayman is darkly funny. During the war between the Huguenots and the Catholics, Mousqueton's father practiced both religions--when he saw a Catholic walking down the road, he would be filled with protestant zeal and rob the man. When he saw a Huguenot, he'd suddenly be overcome with such faith in the Roman Catholic church that he would be compelled to attack the Huguenot. This continued for some time, until both a Catholic and a Huguenot he'd robbed before came upon him at the same time, put aside their religious difference, and hanged him from a tree. They then boasted about this in a tavern, and were overheard by Mousqueton and his brother--and their father, in his great foresight, raised Mousqueton Catholic and his brother Huguenot, so that after they left the tavern, each brother followed one of the men who hung their father and paid their dues.
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* Mousqueton's story about his father the highwayman is darkly funny. During the war between the Huguenots and the Catholics, Mousqueton's father practiced both religions--when he saw a Catholic walking down the road, he would be filled with protestant zeal and rob the man. When he saw a Huguenot, he'd suddenly be overcome with such faith in the Roman Catholic church that he would be compelled to attack the Huguenot. This continued for some time, until both a Catholic and a Huguenot he'd robbed before came upon him at the same time, put aside their religious difference, and hanged him from a tree. They then boasted about this in a tavern, and were overheard by Mousqueton and his brother--and their father, in his great foresight, raised Mousqueton Catholic and his brother Huguenot, so that after they left the tavern, each brother followed one of the men who hung man opposite their father faith and paid their dues.returned the favor.
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* Early in the book, d'Artagnan is given gifts by his father and mother as he sets off for Paris to join the King's Musketeers. His father gives him advice to never back down from a challenge or a fight, and always be ready to jump head first into an adventure for glory. His mother gives him a recipe for a nigh-miraculous healing salve, and the narration stops to note that he's especially going to need it if he follows his father's advice.
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* Athos and Grimaud in a wine cellar...for two weeks. Enough said.The best part was when D'Artagnan managed to get them out.
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-->"Some wine!" said Athos, on perceiving the host.
-->"Some wine!" cried the stupefied host, "some wine? Why you have drunk more than a hundred pistoles' worth! I am a ruined man, lost, destroyed!"
-->"Bah," said Athos, "we were always dry."
-->"Some wine!" said Athos, on perceiving the host.
-->"Some wine!" cried the stupefied host, "some wine? Why you have drunk more than a hundred pistoles' worth! I am a ruined man, lost, destroyed!"
-->"Bah," said Athos, "we were always dry."
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* D'Artagnan's formal introduction to the Three Musketeers. On his very first day in Paris he has managed to offend and make an appointment of honor with all three of them. Athos is first up and naturally he has invited the other two to be his seconds. The ensuing scene is totally hilarious from D'Artagnan's dry 'your friendship is not founded upon contrasts.' To; 'But this is the man I am going to fight!' 'But not until One.' To D'Artagnan drawing his sword with a flourish on all three; 'And so, gentlemen, my apologies and en-garde!'
* The theological discussion just might be the funniest part of the whole book. Which is saying something.
* The theological discussion just might be the funniest part of the whole book. Which is saying something.
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* In the 1993 Disney adaptation, at the end of the movie, D'Artagnan has just been made a Musketeer and is talking to the title trio about what comes next for them, when Girard and his brothers, who were pursuing D'Artagnan earlier in the movie, spot him.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': So what do we do now? What's next?
-->'''Porthos''': Well, we protect the King.
-->'''Aramis''': Protect the Queen.
-->'''Porthos''': In the name of God. And France, correct?
-->'''Aramis''': France indeed.
-->[Girard and his brothers have caught up with D'Artagnan. At the other end of the street they draw swords]
-->'''Girard''': D'Artagnan! My sister's honor will not wait a moment longer.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': I'll handle this.
-->'''Porthos''': D'Artagnan, we also protect each other.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': All for one.
-->'''Aramis, Porthos, Atho''''s: And one for all.
-->[Girard's eyes widen]
-->'''Girard''': RUN!
-->The movie ends with Girard and brothers fleeing as the entire Musketeer corps chases them, with an overhead shot of a steady stream of blue tunics down the street.
* From the same version:
-->'''Athos''': Your manners have not improved yet. You're late.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': You in a hurry to die?
-->'''Athos''': [Porthos and Aramis arrive] Here come the grave diggers now.
-->'''Porthos''': Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
-->'''Athos''': Why not?
-->'''Porthos''': I'm fighting him.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': Not until 1 o'clock.
-->'''Aramis''': I have a duel with him too.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': Not until 2 o'clock.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': So what do we do now? What's next?
-->'''Porthos''': Well, we protect the King.
-->'''Aramis''': Protect the Queen.
-->'''Porthos''': In the name of God. And France, correct?
-->'''Aramis''': France indeed.
-->[Girard and his brothers have caught up with D'Artagnan. At the other end of the street they draw swords]
-->'''Girard''': D'Artagnan! My sister's honor will not wait a moment longer.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': I'll handle this.
-->'''Porthos''': D'Artagnan, we also protect each other.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': All for one.
-->'''Aramis, Porthos, Atho''''s: And one for all.
-->[Girard's eyes widen]
-->'''Girard''': RUN!
-->The movie ends with Girard and brothers fleeing as the entire Musketeer corps chases them, with an overhead shot of a steady stream of blue tunics down the street.
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-->'''Athos''': Your manners have not improved yet. You're late.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': You in a hurry to die?
-->'''Athos''': [Porthos and Aramis arrive] Here come the grave diggers now.
-->'''Porthos''': Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
-->'''Athos''': Why not?
-->'''Porthos''': I'm fighting him.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': Not until 1 o'clock.
-->'''Aramis''': I have a duel with him too.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': Not until 2 o'clock.
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* In the 1993 Disney adaptation, at the end of the movie, D'Artagnan has just been made a Musketeer and is talking to the title trio about what comes next for them, when Girard and his brothers, who were pursuing D'Artagnan earlier in the movie, spot him.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': So what do we do now? What's next?
-->'''Porthos''': Well, we protect the King.
-->'''Aramis''': Protect the Queen.
-->'''Porthos''': In the name of God. And France, correct?
-->'''Aramis''': France indeed.
-->[Girard and his brothers have caught up with D'Artagnan. At the other end of the street they draw swords]
-->'''Girard''': D'Artagnan! My sister's honor will not wait a moment longer.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': I'll handle this.
-->'''Porthos''': D'Artagnan, we also protect each other.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': All for one.
-->'''Aramis, Porthos, Atho''''s: And one for all.
-->[Girard's eyes widen]
-->'''Girard''': RUN!
-->The movie ends with Girard and brothers fleeing as the entire Musketeer corps chases them, with an overhead shot of a steady stream of blue tunics down the street.
* From the same version:
-->'''Athos''': Your manners have not improved yet. You're late.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': You in a hurry to die?
-->'''Athos''': [Porthos and Aramis arrive] Here come the grave diggers now.
-->'''Porthos''': Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
-->'''Athos''': Why not?
-->'''Porthos''': I'm fighting him.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': Not until 1 o'clock.
-->'''Aramis''': I have a duel with him too.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': Not until 2 o'clock.Funny/TheThreeMusketeers1993
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-->'''D'Artagnan''': So what do we do now? What's next?
-->'''Porthos''': Well, we protect the King.
-->'''Aramis''': Protect the Queen.
-->'''Porthos''': In the name of God. And France, correct?
-->'''Aramis''': France indeed.
-->[Girard and his brothers have caught up with D'Artagnan. At the other end of the street they draw swords]
-->'''Girard''': D'Artagnan! My sister's honor will not wait a moment longer.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': I'll handle this.
-->'''Porthos''': D'Artagnan, we also protect each other.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': All for one.
-->'''Aramis, Porthos, Atho''''s: And one for all.
-->[Girard's eyes widen]
-->'''Girard''': RUN!
-->The movie ends with Girard and brothers fleeing as the entire Musketeer corps chases them, with an overhead shot of a steady stream of blue tunics down the street.
* From the same version:
-->'''Athos''': Your manners have not improved yet. You're late.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': You in a hurry to die?
-->'''Athos''': [Porthos and Aramis arrive] Here come the grave diggers now.
-->'''Porthos''': Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
-->'''Athos''': Why not?
-->'''Porthos''': I'm fighting him.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': Not until 1 o'clock.
-->'''Aramis''': I have a duel with him too.
-->'''D'Artagnan''': Not until 2 o'clock.
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