History Funny / TheSorcerersApprentice

20th Jan '15 4:04:19 PM Enchanter468
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* CharmPerson: Horvath uses this when trying to find David. Lampshaded by his own apprentice. [[spoiler: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "These are not the droids you are looking for".]]]]

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* CharmPerson: Near the beginning, Creator/NicolasCage momentarily unleashes the full power of his [[LargeHam Ham]] on an unsuspecting David.
--->'''David:''' How did you know my name was David?
--->'''Balthazar:''' BECAUSE I CAN READ MINDS!
--->*beat*
--->'''Balthazar:''' [[MundaneSolution It's on your backpack.]]
*
Horvath uses this using CharmPerson when trying to find David. Lampshaded by his own apprentice. [[spoiler: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "These are not the droids you are looking for".]]]]



* Horvath appearing in David's apartment, and announcing himself by criticizing David's ''4th grade history report.''
--->'''Horvath:''' I've recently been released from a ten year sentence during which the only reading material available to me was your so-called report on Napoleon Bonaparte from your schoolbag. [[FelonyMisdemeanor Your analysis was obvious; your prose was weak.]]
--->'''David:''' I was ''nine.''
* David lacks perspective on just how bad [[SealedGoodInACan the last ten years have been]] for Balthazar.
--->'''David:''' Do you have any idea what my life has been like for the last ten years?
--->'''Balthazar:''' I've been stuck in an urn for the last ten years.
--->'''David:''' So have I! [[LameComeback A...figurative urn of ridicule.]]
* [[PunctuatedForEmphasis This. Must. Not. Happen.]]



* [[PunctuatedForEmphasis This. Must. Not. Happen.]]
11th Jun '14 12:13:24 PM firejewel
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* [[{{Aorkable}} Dave around Becky]].

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* [[{{Aorkable}} [[{{Adorkable}} Dave around Becky]].
11th Jun '14 12:12:37 PM firejewel
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--> '''Horvath:''' (Comes in, looks at them and says, exasperated) Go guard the door.
* Will you step in to my cage?
* Go Team [[BuffySpeak Magical Stuff]].

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--> '''Horvath:''' (Comes (''comes in, looks at them and says, exasperated) says to Drake, exasperated'') Go guard the door.
* Will "Will you step in to my cage?
cage?"
* Go "Go Team [[BuffySpeak Magical Stuff]]."



* Dave around Becky.

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* [[{{Aorkable}} Dave around Becky.Becky]].



--> Dave: Clear my mind?! Are you crazy?!
--> Balthazar: *Thinks for a moment, then holds up two pinched fingers to say "a little"*

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--> Dave: '''Dave''': Clear my mind?! Are you crazy?!
--> Balthazar: '''Balthazar''': *Thinks for a moment, then holds up two pinched fingers to say "a little"*little"*
** At least Balthazar is honest with himself and others.



* Who can forget the mops scene? Then there's that part when Dave tries to stop the madness. He pins a struggling mop to the table, and raises a fire axe above his head intending to chop it. [[ShadowDiscretionShot Cue a camera cut to the shadow of him raising the axe cast dramatically across the wall,]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor as if he's committing murder]]. So this scene managed not only to make the mandatory CallBack to the original MickeyMouse cartoon, but also lampoon a horror movie cliche. '''Wow.'''
* At least Balthazar is honest with himself and others:
--> '''Dave:''' Are you ''insane?''
--> '''Balthazar:''' ''[thinks about it, makes little-bit fingers]''

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* Who can forget the mops scene? Then there's that part when Dave tries to stop the madness. He pins a struggling mop to the table, and raises a fire axe above his head intending to chop it. [[ShadowDiscretionShot Cue a camera cut to the shadow of him raising the axe cast dramatically across the wall,]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor as if he's committing murder]]. So this scene managed not only to make the mandatory CallBack to the original MickeyMouse cartoon, but also lampoon a horror movie cliche. '''Wow.'''
* At least Balthazar is honest with himself and others:
--> '''Dave:''' Are you ''insane?''
--> '''Balthazar:''' ''[thinks about it, makes little-bit fingers]''
'''
28th Jan '13 8:44:01 AM Morcae
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--->'''Guard''': I'll need to see your identification card.
--->'''Horvath''': [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything You don't need to see]] [[StarWars my identification card.]]
--->'''Guard''': I don't need to see your identification card.
--->'''Drake''': [[CrowningMomentOfFunny These are not]] [[LampshadeHanging the Droids you're looking for.]]
--->'''Horvath''': ''Annoyed Glare''

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--->'''Guard''': --->'''Guard:''' I'll need to see your identification card.
--->'''Horvath''': --->'''Horvath:''' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything You don't need to see]] [[StarWars my identification card.]]
--->'''Guard''': --->'''Guard:''' I don't need to see your identification card.
--->'''Drake''': --->'''Drake:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny These are not]] [[LampshadeHanging the Droids you're looking for.]]
--->'''Horvath''': --->'''Horvath:''' ''Annoyed Glare''



--> Drake: Have you cleared your mind?
--> Dave: Yeah ...
--> Drake: Have you got the ring on? Yeah? Right, try taking it off, it never helps me.
--> Horvath: (Comes in, looks at them and says, exasperated) Go guard the door.

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--> Drake: '''Drake:''' Have you cleared your mind?
--> Dave: '''Dave:''' Yeah ...
--> Drake: '''Drake:''' Have you got the ring on? Yeah? Right, try taking it off, it never helps me.
--> Horvath: '''Horvath:''' (Comes in, looks at them and says, exasperated) Go guard the door.



* Who can forget the mops scene? Then there's that part when Dave tries to stop the madness. He pins a struggling mop to the table, and raises a fire axe above his head intending to chop it. [[ShadowDiscretionShot Cue a camera cut to the shadow of him raising the axe cast dramatically across the wall,]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor as if he's committing murder]]. So this scene managed not only to make the mandatory CallBack to the original MickeyMouse cartoon, but also lampoon a horror movie cliche. '''Wow.'''

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* Who can forget the mops scene? Then there's that part when Dave tries to stop the madness. He pins a struggling mop to the table, and raises a fire axe above his head intending to chop it. [[ShadowDiscretionShot Cue a camera cut to the shadow of him raising the axe cast dramatically across the wall,]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor as if he's committing murder]]. So this scene managed not only to make the mandatory CallBack to the original MickeyMouse cartoon, but also lampoon a horror movie cliche. '''Wow.''''''
* At least Balthazar is honest with himself and others:
--> '''Dave:''' Are you ''insane?''
--> '''Balthazar:''' ''[thinks about it, makes little-bit fingers]''
9th Dec '12 4:23:08 PM StarValkyrie
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* Who can forget the mops scene? Then there's that part when Dave tries to stop the madness. He pins a struggling mop to the table, and raises a fire axe above his head intending to chop it. [[ShadowDiscretionShot Cue a camera cut to the shadow of him raising the axe cast dramatically across the wall,]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous as if he's committing murder]]. So this scene managed not only to make the mandatory CallBack to the original MickeyMouse cartoon, but also lampoon a horror movie cliche. '''Wow.'''

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* Who can forget the mops scene? Then there's that part when Dave tries to stop the madness. He pins a struggling mop to the table, and raises a fire axe above his head intending to chop it. [[ShadowDiscretionShot Cue a camera cut to the shadow of him raising the axe cast dramatically across the wall,]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous [[FelonyMisdemeanor as if he's committing murder]]. So this scene managed not only to make the mandatory CallBack to the original MickeyMouse cartoon, but also lampoon a horror movie cliche. '''Wow.'''
2nd Dec '12 5:47:40 AM LordAaronus
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* Who can forget the mops scene? Then there's that part when Dave tries to stop the madness. He pins a struggling mop to the table, and raises a fire axe above his head intending to chop it. Cue a camera cut to the shadow of him raising the axe cast dramatically across the wall, [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous as if he's committing murder]]. So this scene managed not only to make the mandatory CallBack to the original MickeyMouse cartoon, but also lampoon a horror movie cliche. '''Wow.'''

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* Who can forget the mops scene? Then there's that part when Dave tries to stop the madness. He pins a struggling mop to the table, and raises a fire axe above his head intending to chop it. [[ShadowDiscretionShot Cue a camera cut to the shadow of him raising the axe cast dramatically across the wall, wall,]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous as if he's committing murder]]. So this scene managed not only to make the mandatory CallBack to the original MickeyMouse cartoon, but also lampoon a horror movie cliche. '''Wow.'''
22nd Jul '12 1:21:03 AM Aquophis
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* [[PunctuatedForEmphasis This. Must. Not. Happen.]]

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* [[PunctuatedForEmphasis This. Must. Not. Happen.]]]]
* Who can forget the mops scene? Then there's that part when Dave tries to stop the madness. He pins a struggling mop to the table, and raises a fire axe above his head intending to chop it. Cue a camera cut to the shadow of him raising the axe cast dramatically across the wall, [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous as if he's committing murder]]. So this scene managed not only to make the mandatory CallBack to the original MickeyMouse cartoon, but also lampoon a horror movie cliche. '''Wow.'''
20th Jun '12 8:12:54 PM mlsmithca
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* YMMV but, if your quick enough with the pause you can catch [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120209182729/villains/images/8/8d/Maxim_Horvath%27s_defeat.jpg This]] when Dave electrocutes Horvath right before the final battle scene
* [[ThisIsSparta This. Must. Not. Happen.]]

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* YMMV but, if your If you're quick enough with the pause you can catch [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120209182729/villains/images/8/8d/Maxim_Horvath%27s_defeat.jpg This]] when Dave electrocutes Horvath right before the final battle scene
scene.
* [[ThisIsSparta [[PunctuatedForEmphasis This. Must. Not. Happen.]]
25th May '12 8:39:29 AM FlameFeathers
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* Go Team [[BuffySpeak Magical Stuff]].
25th May '12 8:30:42 AM FlameFeathers
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* YMMV but, if your quick enough with the pause you can catch [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120209182729/villains/images/8/8d/Maxim_Horvath%27s_defeat.jpg This]] when Dave electrocutes Horvath right before the final battle scene

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* YMMV but, if your quick enough with the pause you can catch [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120209182729/villains/images/8/8d/Maxim_Horvath%27s_defeat.jpg This]] when Dave electrocutes Horvath right before the final battle scenescene
* [[ThisIsSparta This. Must. Not. Happen.]]
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