History Funny / TheScorpionKing

11th Mar '16 5:47:49 PM roxana
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* After Matthayus falls through the ceiling interrupting her relaxing bath the sorceress snatches up a dagger. Guards burst in and Matthayus ends up in the pool next to her. She slashes his bicep. His 'ow' and hurt look are hilarious, so is the sorceress' expression she is so very pleased with herself.
14th Mar '14 8:43:31 PM firejewel
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--> '''Mathayus''': Get ready! I'll kill half, you kill half! (the kid stares at him like he's crazy)

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--> '''Mathayus''': Get ready! I'll kill half, you kill half! (the (''the kid stares at him like he's crazy) crazy'')



--> '''Street Urchin''': (Tugs on Mathayus' arm) Why don't we go around them and not kill anybody?!

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--> '''Street Urchin''': (Tugs (''tugs on Mathayus' arm) arm'') Why don't we go around them and not kill anybody?!



** As Mathayus tries to hold Balthazar back, he starts throwing things at him. In the end, he almost throws a chicken.



--> '''Mathayus:''' [dismissively] Maybe later.

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--> '''Mathayus:''' [dismissively] (''dismissively'') Maybe later.



--> '''Philos:''' [flatly] You again?

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--> '''Philos:''' [flatly] (''flatly'') You again?



--> '''Philos:''' [pointing to door Mathayus entered through] Through that door.

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--> '''Philos:''' [pointing (''pointing to door Mathayus entered through] through'') Through that door.door.
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28th Apr '13 9:57:19 PM barretxiii
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--> '''Mathayus''': No need to worry, ''miss''.

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--> '''Mathayus''': No need to worry, ''miss''.''miss''.
* Philos is a veritable cornucopia of deadpan humor.
--> '''Philos:''' Oh my. Are you going to kill me?
--> '''Mathayus:''' [dismissively] Maybe later.
** And not too long after.
--> '''Philos:''' [flatly] You again?
--> '''Mathayus:''' How do I get out of here?
--> '''Philos:''' [pointing to door Mathayus entered through] Through that door.
1st Jul '12 9:09:49 AM rubyapple
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* "It is not the size of the hump, but the motion of the camel!"

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* [[NoodleIncident "It is not the size of the hump, but the motion of the camel!"camel!"]]
1st Jul '12 9:08:04 AM rubyapple
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--> '''Mathayus''': No need to worry miss.

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--> '''Mathayus''': No need to worry miss.worry, ''miss''.
12th Nov '11 10:12:37 AM Lapis
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* When Mathayus' ''loyal'' stead decieds he's to heavy to hold up anymore and sits down, just when Mathayus needs him to stand up as he's sliding down a rope!

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* When Mathayus' ''loyal'' stead decieds he's to heavy to hold up anymore and sits down, just when Mathayus needs him to stand up as he's sliding down a rope!rope!
* When Mathayus and Balthazar have there big FightScene, also a moment of awesome.
* Gotta love this scene.
--> '''Balthazar''': You stay alive akkaidian.
--> '''Mathayus''': No need to worry miss.
12th Nov '11 9:58:06 AM Lapis
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[Memnon's Guards can be heard heading towards Mathayus and his young guide]

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[Memnon's * Memnon's Guards can be heard heading towards Mathayus and his young guide] guide.
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