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19th Sep '17 5:12:50 AM Chabal2
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** Two centuries later, they're interrupted by Lady Johanna Constantine, who says she heard about a tavern where the Devil and the WanderingJew meet every century. [[DistinctionWithoutADifference So one says he's not the Devil, and the other says he's not Jewish.]]
23rd Aug '17 7:25:54 PM BeastC
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* In ''Fables and Reflections'', a young man has possession of a book misplaced from Dream's library. Lucien tries to buy it from him, but the only price the man will take is meeting the local duke's beautiful daughter. Lucien finally relents, sneaking him through the library, and desperately hoping Morpheus does not notice...naturally he's [[RightBehindMe standing right there]]. With his arms crossed and a look like he just caught a teenager sneaking back in late at night.

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* In ''Fables and Reflections'', a young man has possession of a book misplaced from Dream's library. Lucien tries to buy it from him, but the only price the man will take is meeting the local duke's beautiful daughter. Lucien finally relents, sneaking him through the library, and desperately hoping Morpheus does not notice...naturally he's [[RightBehindMe standing right there]]. With his arms crossed and a look like he just caught a teenager sneaking back in late at night.night.
* Near the end of ''Brief Lives'', Dream has recovered from his reaction to his most recent failed romance. When he returns from his adventure, he praises the guardians of his door, leading to this reaction:
-->'''Pegasus''':[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness ...Is he]] [[TookALevelInKindness all right]]?
5th May '17 1:31:04 PM Elan
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* Doctor Destiny, in ''Preludes and Nocturnes'', decides to screw with a diner full of people. It becomes quite dark and scary, although there is one moment wherein he screws with a kid's TV show where the kids-anchor instructs the kids to commit suicide and says "And remember to slash down the wrist, not across". It's [[BlackComedy funny in a rather twisted way]].

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* Doctor Destiny, in ''Preludes and Nocturnes'', decides to screw with a diner full of people. It becomes quite dark and scary, although there is one moment wherein he screws with a kid's TV show where the kids-anchor instructs the kids to commit suicide and says "And remember to slash down the wrist, not across". It's [[BlackComedy funny in a rather twisted way]].way]].
* In ''Fables and Reflections'', a young man has possession of a book misplaced from Dream's library. Lucien tries to buy it from him, but the only price the man will take is meeting the local duke's beautiful daughter. Lucien finally relents, sneaking him through the library, and desperately hoping Morpheus does not notice...naturally he's [[RightBehindMe standing right there]]. With his arms crossed and a look like he just caught a teenager sneaking back in late at night.
14th Feb '17 12:35:13 AM Nicoaln
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-->'''Morpheus:''' Ah. Fascinating.

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-->'''Morpheus:''' Ah. Fascinating.Fascinating.
* Doctor Destiny, in ''Preludes and Nocturnes'', decides to screw with a diner full of people. It becomes quite dark and scary, although there is one moment wherein he screws with a kid's TV show where the kids-anchor instructs the kids to commit suicide and says "And remember to slash down the wrist, not across". It's [[BlackComedy funny in a rather twisted way]].
23rd Sep '15 4:43:43 PM nombretomado
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* During ''The Kindly Ones'', the Corinthian tries to [[spoiler:strangle [[NorseMythology Loki]]. At one point, Loki shapeshifts into fire. The Corinthian's response? "Oww."]]

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* During ''The Kindly Ones'', the Corinthian tries to [[spoiler:strangle [[NorseMythology [[Myth/NorseMythology Loki]]. At one point, Loki shapeshifts into fire. The Corinthian's response? "Oww."]]
11th Nov '14 4:32:13 PM TheMutant
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-->'''Gwen:'''Prithee milord, how dost I look?
-->'''Hob:'''Thou look'st passing fair, milady, except that thou manglest the King's good English and your tits are hanging out.

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-->'''Gwen:'''Prithee -->'''Gwen:''' Prithee milord, how dost I look?
-->'''Hob:'''Thou -->'''Hob:''' Thou look'st passing fair, milady, except that thou manglest the King's good English and your tits are hanging out.
11th Nov '14 4:31:48 PM TheMutant
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* In one of the last issues of ''The Wake'', Hob/Robert Gadling is at a Renaissance faire with his (very much modern) girlfriend. Once she gets in costume, this exchange takes place.
-->'''Gwen:'''Prithee milord, how dost I look?
-->'''Hob:'''Thou look'st passing fair, milady, except that thou manglest the King's good English and your tits are hanging out.
31st Jul '14 9:45:22 AM narm00
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* In the Dreaming #10 the protagonist Bridget is in the dreaming and wonders to Matthew if she's dead. [[spoiler:In bursts her third grade teacher, a nun. Keep in mind people only go to hell in this universe because they have some kind of internal guilt or desire to be punished.]]

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* In the Dreaming ''The Dreaming'' #10 the protagonist Bridget is in the dreaming and wonders to Matthew if she's dead. [[spoiler:In bursts her third grade teacher, a nun. Keep in mind people only go to hell in this universe because they have some kind of internal guilt or desire to be punished.]]



-->'''Delerium:''' But I'm a really good driver...

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-->'''Delerium:''' -->'''Delirium:''' But I'm a really good driver...



* A Bittersweet one takes place near the end of "The Kindly Ones," [[spoiler:When Death meets Dream for the last time after she realises his plan to kill himself, he gives her another loaf of bread in case she wants to throw it at him.]]
* In Seasons Of Mist, the emissary of order takes the form of a cardboard box (a sacred one, of course). In fact, the entire banquet and most of the subsequent negotiations. Partly because there are none more [[TheComicallySerious comically serious]] than the King of Dreams. [[http://www.comicoo.com/sandman/Sandman26/html/image17.htm You can have my balloon if you like.]] Just look at him!
** Also from ''Seasons of Mist'', Cluracan of the Faerie muses what a letter from his egyptian one-night-stand be. While miming writing in the air with a finger.

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* A Bittersweet bittersweet one takes place near the end of "The Kindly Ones," Ones". [[spoiler:When Death meets Dream for the last time after she realises his plan to kill himself, he gives her another loaf of bread in case she wants to throw it at him.]]
* In Seasons ''Seasons Of Mist, Mist'', the emissary of order takes the form of a cardboard box (a sacred one, of course). In fact, the entire banquet and most of the subsequent negotiations. Partly because there are none more [[TheComicallySerious comically serious]] than the King of Dreams. [[http://www.comicoo.com/sandman/Sandman26/html/image17.htm You can have my balloon if you like.]] Just look at him!
** Also from ''Seasons of Mist'', Cluracan of the Faerie muses what a letter from his egyptian Egyptian one-night-stand would be. While miming writing in the air with a finger.



* In the spinoff ''At Death's Door'', Despair... has [[EdgarAllanPoe an admirer]]. Her reaction is almost pure {{Tsundere}}.

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* In the spinoff ''At Death's Door'', Despair... has [[EdgarAllanPoe [[Creator/EdgarAllanPoe an admirer]]. Her reaction is almost pure {{Tsundere}}.



* At the end of ''The Kindly Ones'', when Lyta awakes from her trance, the book Thessaly is reading is titled "When Real Things Happen To Imaginary People". One assumes that the back cover features pull quotes from JossWhedon and GeorgeRRMartin.

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* At the end of ''The Kindly Ones'', when Lyta awakes from her trance, the book Thessaly is reading is titled "When Real Things Happen To Imaginary People". One assumes that the back cover features pull quotes from JossWhedon Creator/JossWhedon and GeorgeRRMartin.Creator/GeorgeRRMartin.
17th May '14 8:59:03 PM nightshade1218
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** Also during ''Brief Lives'', when Dream and Delirium visit [[spoiler:Dream's son, Orpheus]], who's found on a tall mountain top, with crevices and whatnot on the only path, and watched over by a family.
-->'''Youngest watcher:''' You two! How did you get up here?
-->'''Dream:''' We walked.
-->'''Watcher:''' You couldn't have just ''walked'' up here!
-->'''Dream:''' Nevertheless, we walked.
-->'''Delerium:''' But I'm a really good driver...
2nd Apr '14 5:25:26 PM RNew
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* At the end of ''The Kindly Ones'', when Lyta awakes from her trance, the book Thessaly is reading is titled "When Real Things Happen To Imaginary People". One assumes that the back cover features pull quotes from JossWhedon and GeorgeRRMartin.

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* At the end of ''The Kindly Ones'', when Lyta awakes from her trance, the book Thessaly is reading is titled "When Real Things Happen To Imaginary People". One assumes that the back cover features pull quotes from JossWhedon and GeorgeRRMartin.GeorgeRRMartin.
* From ''The Sandman: Overture'' #2:
-->'''Morpheus:''' Am I always like this?
-->'''Egyptian!Dream:''' Like what?
-->'''Morpheus:''' Self-satisfied. Irritating. Self-possessed, and unwilling to concede center stage to anyone but myself.
-->'''Egyptian!Dream:''' I believe so, yes. In my experience.
-->'''Morpheus:''' Ah. Fascinating.
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