History Funny / TheRunningMan

29th Jun '17 5:08:01 AM AbsoluteSword
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--> '''Richards: (RIPS Camera out of socket)''' You cold-blooded bastard! I'll tell you what I think of it! I '''live''' to see you '''eat''' that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my *fist* because I'm going to *ram it into your stomach*, and ''break your goddamn '''spinnneee!! Yaaaaarrrgh!!''''' (Smashes Camera)

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--> '''Richards: (RIPS Camera out of socket)''' You cold-blooded bastard! I'll tell you what I think of it! I '''live''' to see you '''eat''' that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my *fist* because I'm going to *ram it into your stomach*, and ''break your goddamn '''spinnneee!! Yaaaaarrrgh!!''''' (Smashes Camera)Yaaaaarrrgh!! (SMASHES Camera)'''''
29th Jun '17 4:56:21 AM AbsoluteSword
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* Just ''try'' to keep a straight face during Richards' HamAndCheese response to Kilian's proposal of working for him as a stalker:
--> '''Richards: (RIPS Camera out of socket)''' You cold-blooded bastard! I'll tell you what I think of it! I '''live''' to see you '''eat''' that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my *fist* because I'm going to *ram it into your stomach*, and ''break your goddamn '''spinnneee!! Yaaaaarrrgh!!''''' (Smashes Camera)
3rd Jun '17 4:08:32 AM Nakuyabi
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* After strangling Sub-Zero with barbed wire.

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* After strangling Sub-Zero with barbed razor wire.
28th Oct '16 1:44:06 PM nombretomado
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-->"Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. Look, I-- [Shoos away a page who's trying to freshen his makeup] Well, it is a contact sport, right? [{{Beat}}] Look, if you want to people in front of the televisions instead of on the picket lines? Well, you ain't gonna get that with reruns of ''GilligansIsland''. [{{Beat}}] ''Gilligan's Island''. [Killian hums a few bars of the theme from ''Gilligans Island''] Yeah. Yeah, the one with the ''boat''." [Hangs up.]

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-->"Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. Look, I-- [Shoos away a page who's trying to freshen his makeup] Well, it is a contact sport, right? [{{Beat}}] Look, if you want to people in front of the televisions instead of on the picket lines? Well, you ain't gonna get that with reruns of ''GilligansIsland''.''Series/GilligansIsland''. [{{Beat}}] ''Gilligan's Island''. [Killian hums a few bars of the theme from ''Gilligans Island''] Yeah. Yeah, the one with the ''boat''." [Hangs up.]
9th May '16 9:46:13 PM erforce
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--> '''Richards''': Killian! [[{{Terminator}} I'll be back!]]

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--> '''Richards''': Killian! [[{{Terminator}} [[Film/TheTerminator I'll be back!]]
24th Feb '16 3:32:22 PM Nakuyabi
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* When Killian's lies are exposed to the public and he tries to cover them up, an old lady leaps up and shouts "Bullshit!". Killian looks absolutely stunned.
** And the previous scene when the same CoolOldLady picks Richards as the next one to make a kill. "That Richards is ''one mean [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]].''
* When Dynamo thinks he's about to die, he screams, "Cut to a commercial!"

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* When Killian's lies are exposed to the public and he tries to cover them up, an old lady leaps up and shouts "Bullshit!". "Bullshit!" Killian looks absolutely stunned.
** And the previous scene when the same CoolOldLady picks Richards as the next one to make a kill. "That Richards is ''one mean [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]].''
motherfucker]]''."
* When Dynamo thinks he's about to die, he screams, "Cut "Cut! Go to a commercial!"
24th Feb '16 3:30:01 PM Nakuyabi
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-->"Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. Look, I--[Shoos away a page who's trying to freshen his makeup] Well, it is a contact sport, right? [pause] Look, if you want to people in front of the televisions instead of on the picket lines? Well, you ain't gonna get that with reruns of ''GilligansIsland''. (pause) ''Gilligan's Island''. (Killian hums a few bars of the theme from ''Gilligans Island'') Yeah. Yeah, the one with the ''boat''."

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-->"Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. Look, I--[Shoos I-- [Shoos away a page who's trying to freshen his makeup] Well, it is a contact sport, right? [pause] [{{Beat}}] Look, if you want to people in front of the televisions instead of on the picket lines? Well, you ain't gonna get that with reruns of ''GilligansIsland''. (pause) [{{Beat}}] ''Gilligan's Island''. (Killian [Killian hums a few bars of the theme from ''Gilligans Island'') Island''] Yeah. Yeah, the one with the ''boat''."" [Hangs up.]
24th Feb '16 3:27:58 PM Nakuyabi
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** And later. "Get me the President's agent."

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** And later. Then, on second thought: "Get me the President's agent."



--> '''Ben''': He had to split.
** Arnie's got a lot of one liners in this movie.

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--> '''Ben''': He Ah, he had to split.
** Arnie's got a lot of one liners great {{Bond One Liner}}s in this movie.



-->"Well it was bound to happen some day. (pause to listen) Look, it's a contact sport! (pause) If you want to people in front of the televisions instead of rioting in the streets, you can't do it with reruns of ''GilligansIsland''. (pause) You know, ''Gilligan's Island?'' (Killian hums theme from ''Gilligans Island'') Yeah, the one with the boat."

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-->"Well it was bound to happen some day. (pause to listen) sooner or later. Look, it's I--[Shoos away a page who's trying to freshen his makeup] Well, it is a contact sport! (pause) If sport, right? [pause] Look, if you want to people in front of the televisions instead of rioting in on the streets, picket lines? Well, you can't do it ain't gonna get that with reruns of ''GilligansIsland''. (pause) You know, ''Gilligan's Island?'' Island''. (Killian hums a few bars of the theme from ''Gilligans Island'') Yeah. Yeah, the one with the boat.''boat''."
19th Nov '15 4:32:07 PM Will
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** Even better is the reaction from Sven (the security chief) -- who just kind of gives a "yep, saw that one coming" smirk.
24th Aug '15 12:45:15 PM Mikeyfan93
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* A great comeback if I ever hear one.

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* A great comeback if I you've ever hear heard one.
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