History Funny / TheRealGhostbusters

17th Jan '17 9:35:27 AM NekoHybrid
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-->'''Dopey Dog''': We have only one chance, my fried. We have to and move the lake!\\

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-->'''Dopey -->'''Egon''': If they fall from that height, they'll be killed!\\
'''Dopey
Dog''': We have only one chance, my fried. We have to and move the lake!\\



(Ray, Winston, and Peter continue to fall)

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(Ray, Winston, and Peter continue to fall)fall)\\
17th Jan '17 9:34:08 AM NekoHybrid
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-->'''Dopey Dog''': We have only one chance. We have to pick up and move this lake, or else your friends will die.\\
'''Egon''': You cannot move a lake. It's physically impossible.\\
'''Dopey Dog''': We don't have time to argue about this. Your friends need us.\\
(they pick up and move the lake, and Ray, Winston, and Peter land in it)\\
'''Winston''': Quick thinking guys, but now we're soaked.\\
'''Dopey Dog''': That's simple. Walk out of frame.\\

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-->'''Dopey Dog''': We have only one chance. chance, my fried. We have to pick up and move this lake, or else the lake!\\
'''Egon''': I beg
your friends will die.pardon?\\
(Ray, Winston, and Peter continue to fall)
'''Dopey Dog''': This is a cartoon, remember?\\
'''Egon''': You can't just pick up a lake and move it. It's illogical!\\
'''Peter''': DO WHAT HE SAYS! MOVE THE LAKE!.
\\
'''Egon''': You cannot move a lake. It's physically impossible.This doesn't make sense and I don't believe any of it...\\
'''Dopey Dog''': We don't have time to argue about this. Your friends need us.(they pick up and move the lake, and Ray, Winston, and Peter splash in it)\\
'''Winston''': Thanks, we're alive. Soaking wet, but alive.
\\
(they pick up and move the lake, and Ray, Winston, and Peter land in it)\\
'''Winston''': Quick thinking guys, but now we're soaked.\\
'''Dopey Dog''': That's simple. Walk I can fix that, my friends. We'll stay here while you three walk out of frame.\\



'''Egon''': That's it. I'm leaving.

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'''Dopey Dog''': See? Works every time!\\
'''Egon''': That's That does it. I'm leaving.
17th Jan '17 9:28:13 AM NekoHybrid
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* The climax of "No One Comes to Lupusville" for sheer wonderful absurdity

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* The climax of "No One Comes to Lupusville" for sheer wonderful absurdityabsurdity.
--> (driving away and witnessing the vampires and werewolves turn into each other from their fighting)
-->'''Winston:''' Man, talk about democracy in action.
-->'''Peter:''' I'm hip. But guys, don't you want to stay around to see who wins?
-->'''Egon, Ray, and Winston:''' [[FlatNo NO]].
4th Sep '16 4:36:48 PM Kalaong
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** The 'Busters are hired;
-->'''Peter''': Hot diggedy! A government contract. Big bucks, here we come.\\
'''Ray''': I don't know, Peter. I'm still concerned about how the equipment will function in zero gravity.\\
'''Egon''': Iíve trying some modifications on this extra equipment I brought, but they may not be totally effective.\\
'''Peter''': Don't worry. No company with a Government contract ever knows what it's doing.\\
'''Winston''': What if the stuff doesn't work?\\
'''Peter''': If it doesn't work, you just charge more and do it again.
**The 'Busters get their asses kicked;
-->'''Peter''': Calm down, little Ivan. We've just gotten started! Hey, we're government contractors, man. You've got to allow us a couple of muffed chances. It's in the fine print.
**The 'Busters are having a floating victory celebration;
-->'''Peter''': Government contracts! I love 'em! We've only just begun to tap the vast financial resources of our great nation!\\
'''Winston''': Yeah!\\
'''Peter''': There's no place to go but up!\\
''(ArtificialGravity comes back on) [[GravityIsAHarshMistress WHAM!]]''
**TheGovernment knows how to deal with truly incorrigible contractors. Keep in mind the 'Busters are ''in orbit'';
-->...tell them to deduct transportation expenses.



-->'''Egon:''' "The square root of the hypotenuse is equal to the length of the two opposite sides, a-mmm..."
-->'''Winston:''' "Hey, hey, ghosts, get out the way-ah!"
-->'''Peter and Ray:''' [both look at each other and start singing] "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."

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-->'''Egon:''' "The square root of the hypotenuse is equal to the length of the two opposite sides, a-mmm..."
-->'''Winston:'''
"\\
'''Winston:'''
"Hey, hey, ghosts, get out the way-ah!"
-->'''Peter
way-ah!"\\
'''Peter
and Ray:''' [both look at each other and start singing] "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."



-->'''Egon:''' [[Franchise/StarTrek Transwarp]] [[ShoutOut drive?]]
-->'''Peter:''' Check.
-->'''Egon:''' AH-HA! Caught you! We don't have a transwarp drive.
-->'''Peter:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic If we don't have one, then it can't malfunction. If it's not malfunctioning, then nothing's wrong. And if nothing's wrong, then it checks, right?]]
-->'''Egon:''' ({{beat}}) I'm not going to talk to you again for at least a week. It's not good for me.
-->'''Peter:''' Hey, don't make fun. This is how I got through college.

to:

-->'''Egon:''' [[Franchise/StarTrek Transwarp]] [[ShoutOut drive?]]
-->'''Peter:''' Check.
-->'''Egon:'''
drive?]]\\
'''Peter:''' Check.\\
'''Egon:'''
AH-HA! Caught you! We don't have a transwarp drive.
-->'''Peter:'''
drive.\\
'''Peter:'''
[[InsaneTrollLogic If we don't have one, then it can't malfunction. If it's not malfunctioning, then nothing's wrong. And if nothing's wrong, then it checks, right?]]
-->'''Egon:'''
right?]]\\
'''Egon:'''
({{beat}}) I'm not going to talk to you again for at least a week. It's not good for me.
-->'''Peter:'''
me.\\
'''Peter:'''
Hey, don't make fun. This is how I got through college.



-->'''Peter''': Unghcufl.
-->'''Winston''': What'd he say?
-->'''Egon''': Sounded like "coffee", possibly "cookie".
-->'''Peter''': Tpfff.
-->'''Ray''': Translation, Egon?
-->'''Egon''': Sounded like "get out of my face or eat flaming terror".

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-->'''Peter''': Unghcufl.
-->'''Winston''':
Unghcufl.\\
'''Winston''':
What'd he say?
-->'''Egon''':
say?\\
'''Egon''':
Sounded like "coffee", possibly "cookie".
-->'''Peter''': Tpfff.
-->'''Ray''':
"cookie".\\
'''Peter''': Tpfff.\\
'''Ray''':
Translation, Egon?
-->'''Egon''':
Egon?\\
'''Egon''':
Sounded like "get out of my face or eat flaming terror".



-->'''Egon:''' We're wasting time -- let's go.
-->'''Peter:''' Don't let your emotions overwhelm ya', Egon...
-->'''Winston:''' Yeah, you didn't even try to talk Ray out of it!
-->'''Egon:''' [[DidYouThinkICantFeel Talk is useless in Ray's state of mind]] -- I've got a plan.
-->'''Peter:''' No electric shock, Egon.
-->'''Egon:''' ''(looks disappointed for a second)'' I've got another plan...

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-->'''Egon:''' We're wasting time -- let's go.
-->'''Peter:'''
go.\\
'''Peter:'''
Don't let your emotions overwhelm ya', Egon...
-->'''Winston:'''
Egon...\\
'''Winston:'''
Yeah, you didn't even try to talk Ray out of it!
-->'''Egon:'''
it!\\
'''Egon:'''
[[DidYouThinkICantFeel Talk is useless in Ray's state of mind]] -- I've got a plan.
-->'''Peter:'''
plan.\\
'''Peter:'''
No electric shock, Egon.
-->'''Egon:'''
Egon.\\
'''Egon:'''
''(looks disappointed for a second)'' I've got another plan...



-->'''Peter:''' You want to tell us why you're so hot to take this case?
-->'''Egon:''' Let's just say, ItsPersonal.
-->'''Peter:''' Thanks, Egon, that explains a lot.

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-->'''Peter:''' You want to tell us why you're so hot to take this case?
-->'''Egon:'''
case?\\
'''Egon:'''
Let's just say, ItsPersonal.
-->'''Peter:'''
ItsPersonal.\\
'''Peter:'''
Thanks, Egon, that explains a lot.



--->''beat as three of them look at...''
--->'''[[ManChild Ray:]]''' Uh... [[WhyAreYouLookingAtMeLikeThat is there something I can do for you guys?]]

to:

--->''beat as three of them look at...''
--->'''[[ManChild
''\\
'''[[ManChild
Ray:]]''' Uh... [[WhyAreYouLookingAtMeLikeThat is there something I can do for you guys?]]



--->'''Egon''': We've got to go after him!
--->'''Winston''': No we don't. Show me where it says that!

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--->'''Egon''': We've got to go after him!
--->'''Winston''':
him!\\
'''Winston''':
No we don't. Show me where it says that!



-->'''Winston''': ''(horrified, and in a CreepyMonotone)'' [[DealWithTheDevil I have sold my soul to the devil]]. [[MadnessMantra I have sold my soul to the devil]]. [[RuleOfThree I have sold my soul to the devil]].
-->'''Ray''': Actually, Winston, Dib is a minor demon, not the devil per se.
-->'''Winston''': I have sold my soul to a minor demon. I have sold my soul to a minor demon...

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-->'''Winston''': ''(horrified, and in a CreepyMonotone)'' [[DealWithTheDevil I have sold my soul to the devil]]. [[MadnessMantra I have sold my soul to the devil]]. [[RuleOfThree I have sold my soul to the devil]].
-->'''Ray''':
devil]].\\
'''Ray''':
Actually, Winston, Dib is a minor demon, not the devil per se.
-->'''Winston''':
se.\\
'''Winston''':
I have sold my soul to a minor demon. I have sold my soul to a minor demon...



--->'''Peter:''' All right, all right, you got me! Last week, Janine was taking a shower upstairs, and I... well...
--->'''Egon:''' You peeked?!
--->'''Peter:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards NO!]] ...but I did send Slimer up the water pipe and told him she had a donut in her shower cap.

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--->'''Peter:''' All right, all right, you got me! Last week, Janine was taking a shower upstairs, and I... well...
--->'''Egon:'''
well...\\
'''Egon:'''
You peeked?!
--->'''Peter:'''
peeked?!\\
'''Peter:'''
[[EveryoneHasStandards NO!]] ...but I did send Slimer up the water pipe and told him she had a donut in her shower cap.



-->'''Dopey Dog''': We have only one chance. We have to pick up and move this lake, or else your friends will die.
-->'''Egon''': You cannot move a lake. It's physically impossible.
-->'''Dopey Dog''': We don't have time to argue about this. Your friends need us.
-->(they pick up and move the lake, and Ray, Winston, and Peter land in it)
-->'''Winston''': Quick thinking guys, but now we're soaked.
-->'''Dopey Dog''': That's simple. Walk out of frame.
-->''(they walk out of frame)''
-->'''Dopey Dog''': Now walk back into frame.
-->''(the guys walk back into frame, completely bone dry)''
-->'''Egon''': That's it. I'm leaving.

to:

-->'''Dopey Dog''': We have only one chance. We have to pick up and move this lake, or else your friends will die.
-->'''Egon''':
die.\\
'''Egon''':
You cannot move a lake. It's physically impossible.
-->'''Dopey
impossible.\\
'''Dopey
Dog''': We don't have time to argue about this. Your friends need us.
-->(they
us.\\
(they
pick up and move the lake, and Ray, Winston, and Peter land in it)
-->'''Winston''':
it)\\
'''Winston''':
Quick thinking guys, but now we're soaked.
-->'''Dopey
soaked.\\
'''Dopey
Dog''': That's simple. Walk out of frame.
-->''(they
frame.\\
''(they
walk out of frame)''
-->'''Dopey
frame)''\\
'''Dopey
Dog''': Now walk back into frame.
-->''(the
frame.\\
''(the
guys walk back into frame, completely bone dry)''
-->'''Egon''':
dry)''\\
'''Egon''':
That's it. I'm leaving.



--->'''Peter:''' ''(angrily)'' Slimer, you're dead!
--->'''Slimer:''' [[LiteralistSnarking Good observation]], Peter.

to:

--->'''Peter:''' ''(angrily)'' Slimer, you're dead!
--->'''Slimer:'''
dead!\\
'''Slimer:'''
[[LiteralistSnarking Good observation]], Peter.



-->'''Winston''': And we agreed to come here without our proton packs?
-->'''Peter''': That's right.
-->'''Winston''': Sometimes I think between the four of us we don't have the brains God gave a doorknob.

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-->'''Winston''': And we agreed to come here without our proton packs?
-->'''Peter''':
packs?\\
'''Peter''':
That's right.
-->'''Winston''':
right.\\
'''Winston''':
Sometimes I think between the four of us we don't have the brains God gave a doorknob.



-->'''Egon:''' Feels safe somehow.
-->'''Peter:''' Yeah, you're probably okay, unless it heard about our first case. You know, the one in the New York Public Library? Where books started flying out of the bookcases -- hundreds and hundreds of little guided missiles? Well, we'll just hope they never saw [[{{Film/Ghostbusters 1984}} the movie made about all that.]] Toodles! ''(leaves)''
-->''(A book begins to slide out of the bookcase behind Egon all by itself)''
-->'''Egon:''' ''(DeathGlare)'' Don't. Even. Think about it!
-->''(The book zips back into place)''

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-->'''Egon:''' Feels safe somehow.
-->'''Peter:'''
somehow.\\
'''Peter:'''
Yeah, you're probably okay, unless it heard about our first case. You know, the one in the New York Public Library? Where books started flying out of the bookcases -- hundreds and hundreds of little guided missiles? Well, we'll just hope they never saw [[{{Film/Ghostbusters 1984}} the movie made about all that.]] Toodles! ''(leaves)''
-->''(A
''(leaves)''\\
''(A
book begins to slide out of the bookcase behind Egon all by itself)''
-->'''Egon:'''
itself)''\\
'''Egon:'''
''(DeathGlare)'' Don't. Even. Think about it!
-->''(The
it!\\
''(The
book zips back into place)''
20th May '16 3:16:47 AM erforce
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-->'''Peter:''' Yeah, you're probably okay, unless it heard about our first case. You know, the one in the New York Public Library? Where books started flying out of the bookcases -- hundreds and hundreds of little guided missiles? Well, we'll just hope they never saw [[{{Film/Ghostbusters}} the movie made about all that.]] Toodles! ''(leaves)''

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-->'''Peter:''' Yeah, you're probably okay, unless it heard about our first case. You know, the one in the New York Public Library? Where books started flying out of the bookcases -- hundreds and hundreds of little guided missiles? Well, we'll just hope they never saw [[{{Film/Ghostbusters}} [[{{Film/Ghostbusters 1984}} the movie made about all that.]] Toodles! ''(leaves)''
25th Feb '16 6:01:17 PM SpideyTerry
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*** And once forced into the role, he pesters Peter for a glass of water and then a bedtime story.
---->'''Peter:''' Once upon a time, there were four Ghostbusters who had a job to do, and they couldn't do it because one of them wouldn't go to sleep! The end! ''[slams door]''
11th Sep '15 2:27:27 AM Rockatt
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** And finally, we have Ray's secret: "[[MotorMouth OkayIadmititSlimeratehalfacookieandgotslimeallovertheotherhalfandbyaccidentwithoutthinkingaboutitI]]... [[IAteWhat I ate it]].

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** And finally, finally[[note]]Winston's secret isn't listed because it's more of a heartwarming moment[[/note]], we have Ray's secret: "[[MotorMouth OkayIadmititSlimeratehalfacookieandgotslimeallovertheotherhalfandbyaccidentwithoutthinkingaboutitI]]... [[IAteWhat I ate it]].
11th Sep '15 1:28:22 AM Rockatt
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** And finally, we have Ray's secret: "[[MotorMouth OkayIadmititSlimeratehalfacookieandgotslimeallovertheotherhalfandbyaccidentwithoutthinkingaboutitI]]... [[IAteWhat I ate it]].
31st Aug '15 4:52:19 AM Rockatt
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* Peter's walking-dead MorningRoutine in "Mr. Sandman, Dream Me A Dream":

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* Peter's walking-dead [[NotAMorningPerson walking-dead]] MorningRoutine in "Mr. Sandman, Dream Me A Dream":
19th Aug '15 7:41:30 AM Rockatt
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--->'''Peter:''' No! ...but I did send Slimer up the water pipe and told him she had a donut in her shower cap.

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--->'''Peter:''' No! ...[[EveryoneHasStandards NO!]] ...but I did send Slimer up the water pipe and told him she had a donut in her shower cap.
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