History Funny / TheRailwaySeries

15th Apr '17 12:22:15 PM 313Bluestreak
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[[AC:Enterprising Engines]]
* From "Tenders for Henry", we have this dialogue where Henry, James, and Duck assume some reasons why Gordon feels unhappy, much to his annoyance:
-->'''Gordon:''' I'm not happy.\\
'''James:''' Your firebox is out of order. No wonder after all that coal you had yesterday.\\
'''Gordon:''' Hard work brings good appetite! You wouldn't understand!\\
'''Duck:''' I know! It's boiler ache. I warned you about that standpipe on the other railway, but you drank gallons.\\
'''Gordon:''' It's not boiler ache, it's--\\
'''Henry:''' Of course it is. That water's bad. It furs up your tubes. Your boiler must be full of sludge. Have a good washout, then you'll feel a different engine.\\
'''Gordon:''' Don't be vulgar!
4th Apr '17 8:31:14 PM 313Bluestreak
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'''Rex:''' I'd lose it.\\

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'''Rex:''' I'd lose it.\\
4th Apr '17 8:31:01 PM 313Bluestreak
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Mike being teased by Bert and Rex in response to comments about Duck's whistle, which is jammed by an egg.
-->'''Mike:'''If engines can't whistle properly they shouldn't try.\\
'''Bert:'''Then why do you?\\
'''Mike:'''Why do I what?\\
'''Bert:'''Try to whistle of course.\\
'''Mike:'''Shut up! You're jealous. Mine (his whistle) is better than yours anyway.\\
'''Rex:'''Listen Mike. If I had a whistle like yours you know what I'd do?\\
Beat\\
'''Rex:'''I'd lose it.\\

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* Mike being teased by Bert and Rex in response to comments about Duck's whistle, which is jammed by an egg.
-->'''Mike:'''If -->'''Mike:''' If engines can't whistle properly they shouldn't try.\\
'''Bert:'''Then '''Bert:'''T hen why do you?\\
'''Mike:'''Why '''Mike:''' Why do I what?\\
'''Bert:'''Try '''Bert:''' Try to whistle of course.\\
'''Mike:'''Shut '''Mike:''' Shut up! You're jealous. Mine (his whistle) is better than yours anyway.\\
'''Rex:'''Listen '''Rex:''' Listen Mike. If I had a whistle like yours you know what I'd do?\\
Beat\\
'''Rex:'''I'd
[Beat]\\
'''Rex:''' I'd
lose it.\\
21st Feb '17 3:29:20 PM mrluntishysterical
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'''Narrator:'''[[Beat He (Rex) paused impressively.]]\\

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'''Narrator:'''[[Beat He (Rex) paused impressively.]]\\Beat\\
21st Feb '17 3:28:34 PM mrluntishysterical
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21st Feb '17 3:28:33 PM mrluntishysterical
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-->'''Mike:'''If engines can't whistle properly they shouldn't try.
'''Bert:'''Then why do you?
'''Mike:'''Why do I what?
'''Bert:'''Try to whistle of course.
'''Mike:'''Shut up! You're jealous. Mine (his whistle) is better than yours anyway.
'''Rex:'''Listen Mike. If I had a whistle like yours you know what I'd do?
'''Narrator:'''[[Beat He (Rex) paused impressively.]]
'''Rex:'''I'd lose it.

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-->'''Mike:'''If engines can't whistle properly they shouldn't try.
try.\\
'''Bert:'''Then why do you?
you?\\
'''Mike:'''Why do I what?
what?\\
'''Bert:'''Try to whistle of course.
course.\\
'''Mike:'''Shut up! You're jealous. Mine (his whistle) is better than yours anyway.
anyway.\\
'''Rex:'''Listen Mike. If I had a whistle like yours you know what I'd do?
do?\\
'''Narrator:'''[[Beat He (Rex) paused impressively.]]
]]\\
'''Rex:'''I'd lose it.\\
21st Feb '17 3:28:02 PM mrluntishysterical
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[[AC:Small Railway Engines]]
Mike being teased by Bert and Rex in response to comments about Duck's whistle, which is jammed by an egg.
-->'''Mike:'''If engines can't whistle properly they shouldn't try.
'''Bert:'''Then why do you?
'''Mike:'''Why do I what?
'''Bert:'''Try to whistle of course.
'''Mike:'''Shut up! You're jealous. Mine (his whistle) is better than yours anyway.
'''Rex:'''Listen Mike. If I had a whistle like yours you know what I'd do?
'''Narrator:'''[[Beat He (Rex) paused impressively.]]
'''Rex:'''I'd lose it.
13th Oct '16 6:40:08 PM 313Bluestreak
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-->'''Douglas''': If you must sing, Percy, can't ye sing in tune?!

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-->'''Douglas''': If you ye must sing, Percy, can't ye sing in tune?!
15th Nov '15 2:01:30 PM Psi001
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** He only got ''that'' far because Duck interrupted him tending to a customer by apologising. The customer even tried to look at what had happened, only for the barber to quietly turn his head back to [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight continue his work as Duck sat halfway through the debris that was his shop.]]
-->'''Barber:''' It's only an engine.



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10th Nov '15 7:27:09 PM 313Bluestreak
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James went redder than ever and snorted off.\\

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James went redder than ever and snorted off.\\
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