History Funny / ThePunisher2004

* Castle's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7jt-KHFy-Y encounter]] with Harry Heck. The song that Harry plays on his guitar that he proclaims he'll sing at Frank's funeral feels like something right out of a Quentin Tarantino movie.

* In the novelization, when Frank's son Will gets scolded for stuffing half a sandwich in his mouth:

'''Will:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder From grandpa.]] ''(points at [[ParentalHypocrisy Frank Sr. doing the same thing]].)''

''[sound of Saint's surviving son [[ScreamDiscretionShot screaming]] [[SoundOnlyDeath before an explosion goes off]]]''\\

* In the novelization, when Frank's son Will gets scolded for stuffing half a sandwich in his mouth, he points to [[ParentalHypocrisy Frank Sr. doing the same thing]].

** At the end of it, Frank turns to his housemates and goes "I'm fine. He's not." Before keeling over, unconscious. They drag him upstairs to patch him up, and while Joan looks for medical supplies and Bumpo surveys the destruction, Frank grabs a bottle of Wild Turkey out of Dave's hand (leaving the cork behind) and [[INeedAFreakingDrink chugs half the bottle.]]

* [[CrazyJealousGuy Howard Saint]] suspects [[TheDragon Quentin]] of cheating with Howard's wife. ([[ArmouredClosetGay He's not]]). Quentin finds Howard in his house.

'''Howard''' [[ButIDigress The only problem is that you have too much furniture.]] ''(shoves a table around)''

* During the finale; we have Frank's [[BlackComedy response to Saint telling him he killed his son.]]

'''Frank''': ...''Both'' of 'em.

* Frank casually takes on Joan's abusive ex-boyfriend. The guy tries to intimidate him with a balisong-flipping trick. Franks casually punches him in the face, takes the knife from him, and flips it closed.

'''Frank''': ...''Both'' of 'em.
* Frank's fight with the Russian, with [[SoundtrackDissonance "La Donna E Mobile"]] playing throughout it all (intercut with Bumpo and Dave goofing off to the song while the former makes dessert, eventually getting Joan to dance to it), and the Russian himself turning many of Frank's countermeasures on their heads.
** Every one of Frank's [[OhCrap stunned reactions]] when he realizes the Russian can either ''tolerate knife wounds'' or ''outsmart'' every trick Frank knows. Special mention to when he pulls a hidden HandCannon from a desk, only to have the Russian pin his wrist down and slam a 40-pound dumbbell on the gun's barrel, '''smashing it flat'''. Frank's reaction here is less "OhCrap" than it is "Dude, fucking ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe seriously?]]''"
** At the end of it, Frank turns to his housemates and goes "I'm fine. He's not." Before keeling over, unconscious. They drag him upstairs to patch him up, and while Joan looks for medical supplies and Bumpo surveys the destruction, Frank grabs a bottle of Wild Turkey out of Dave's hand (leaving the cork behind) and [[INeedAFreakingDrink chugs half the bottle.]]
--->'''Dave''': ''[As Joan starts stitching up a knife wound]'' He looks weak. Is he gonna die? ''[Frank yelps and grabs Dave by the wrist, [[CrushingHandshake sending him to the floor in pain]]]'' Appearances aren't everything! You can let go now!
* In the climax, Castle gets ready for the big assault on Howard Saint's nightclub, and once he's inside, he gets a request over the intercom for more champagne upstairs. He pauses, then politely replies "Coming right up" before sending [[NoKillLikeOverkill a champagne bucket full of grenades up top for his opening attack]].
* Castle's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7jt-KHFy-Y encounter]] with Harry Heck. The song that Harry plays on his guitar that he proclaims he'll sing at Frank's funeral feels like something right out of a Quentin Tarantino movie.

* When the ColdBloodedTorture of Mickey Duka is revealed to be a farce to scare him into talking. Frank has the man hanging upside-down from the ceiling as he lights up a blowtorch and describes [[ToThePain in great detail]] what will happen to him as the superheated flame touches his body: he'll smell burning meat and won't feel pain, at first, but rather a terribly cold sensation as the nerves die. He then walks behind the mook, roasts a steak with the blowtorch, and begins jabbing him in the back with a popsicle. And when he finishes, he puts the popsicle in Mickey's mouth.

* Castle's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW4BDL0NKDA encounter]] with Harry Heck. The song that Harry plays on his guitar that he proclaims he'll sing at Frank's funeral feels like something right out of a Quentin Tarantino movie.