History Funny / TheOfficeUK

22nd Dec '17 7:35:41 AM ReginaRugina
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* After a particularly disastrous night out at a dance club, Gareth is seen riding home in the sidecar with a couple for some ThreeWaySex. His face as he passes the camera is a thing of beauty.

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* After a particularly disastrous tragic night out at a dance club, Chasers, Gareth is seen riding home in the sidecar with a couple for some ThreeWaySex. His face as he passes the camera is a thing of beauty.



*** David then jokes about how Jennifer needs to mellow out, possibly with some "wacky-backy". He's immediately brought back in for another scolding.

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*** David then jokes about how Jennifer needs to mellow out, possibly with some "wacky-backy". He's immediately ''immediately'' brought back in for another scolding.
7th Nov '17 9:22:12 AM bernardthebeanpole
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* When the female employees are talking about what kinds of men they find attractive, Trudy says "I like blacks", with Oliver (the office black-guy) sitting right next to her.

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* When the female employees are talking about what kinds of men they find attractive, Trudy Shy accountant Sheila says "I like blacks", with Oliver (the office black-guy) sitting right next to her.her. He suddenly looks rather nervous.
4th Jul '17 3:40:04 PM Aurelian
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--> So what's a goblin?

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--> So what's a goblin?goblin?
* During the training episode. Gareth gets asked his ultimate fantasy:
--> '''Gareth:''' Two lesbians, probably. Sisters. I'm just watching.
23rd Jun '17 1:58:43 PM Aurelian
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--> '''Gareth:''' Er yes they do, because if people were rude to me, then I used to give them their milk last, when it was warm.

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--> '''Gareth:''' Er yes they do, because if people were rude to me, then I used to give them their milk last, when it was warm.warm.
* David and Gareth's conversation with Alex (the soon to be fired forklift driver) about the differences between dwarfs, midgets and elves. Alex storms out, then the guy repairing Brent's computer chimes in:
--> So what's a goblin?
21st Jun '17 12:04:02 PM Aurelian
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--> '''Taffy:''' You think we care as much about your baby as you do? Just cos you let some useless tosser blow his beans up your muff. Well done! Merry fucking Christmas!

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--> '''Taffy:''' You think we care as much about your baby as you do? Just cos you let some useless tosser blow his beans up your muff. Well done! Merry fucking Christmas!Christmas!
* Gareth and Tim's discussion about whether Tim's position (Senior Sales Rep) outranks Gareth's (Team Leader):
-->'''Tim:''' It's a title someone has given you to get you to do something they don't want to do for free. It's like making the div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it.
--> '''Gareth:''' Er yes they do, because if people were rude to me, then I used to give them their milk last, when it was warm.
21st Jun '17 11:39:50 AM Aurelian
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** Followed by him taking a bite of a scotch egg.



--> and under 'weaknesses' you've put 'eczma'

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--> and under 'weaknesses' you've put 'eczma''eczema'



* When Neil and Rachel are performing a ''Film/SaturdayNightFever''-style dance for charity, [[GreenEyedMonster David's reaction]] is "That looks gay".

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* When Neil and Rachel are performing a ''Film/SaturdayNightFever''-style dance for charity, [[GreenEyedMonster David's reaction]] is "That looks gay".gay".
* Neil bakes a birthday cake for one of the office women and David is overheard sniping: "I prefer a flan!"
* Taffy putting Anne in her place at the Christmas party:
--> '''Taffy:''' You think we care as much about your baby as you do? Just cos you let some useless tosser blow his beans up your muff. Well done! Merry fucking Christmas!
30th Mar '17 1:53:49 AM hackl
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** When David demands to know who has seen this. Everyone raises their hands. Including one woman who doesn't even have email.

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** When David demands to know who has seen this. Everyone raises their hands. Including one woman the cleaning lady - who doesn't even have email.
4th Nov '16 12:01:39 PM CumbersomeTercel
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* Creator/MackenzieCrook in general is bloody brilliant in The Office.



* When Neil and Rachel are performing a Film/SaturdayNightFever-style dance for charity, [[GreenEyedMonster David's reaction]] is "That looks gay".

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* When Neil and Rachel are performing a Film/SaturdayNightFever-style ''Film/SaturdayNightFever''-style dance for charity, [[GreenEyedMonster David's reaction]] is "That looks gay".
1st Nov '15 11:37:24 PM DoctorSleep
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* David's attempts to endear himself to the Swindon branch by telling as many jokes as he can. the deafening silence he gets allows for Tim to let out a very audible "ooh..."

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* David's attempts to endear himself to the Swindon branch by telling as many jokes as he can. the The deafening silence he gets allows for Tim to let out a very audible "ooh..."



* "You're not all going to lose your jobs. Look, ''(To one employee)'' '''you're''' not going to lose your job, ''(To another employee)'' '''you're''' not going to lose your job, ''(To another employee)'' you know, uh... ''(Moving on to the next employee, leaving the previous one in tears)'' '''you're''' not going to lose your job..."

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* "You're not all going to lose your jobs. Look, ''(To one employee)'' '''you're''' not going to lose your job, ''(To another employee)'' '''you're''' not going to lose your job, ''(To another employee)'' you know, uh... ''(Moving on to the next employee, leaving the previous one in tears)'' '''you're''' not going to lose your job...""
* When the female employees are talking about what kinds of men they find attractive, Trudy says "I like blacks", with Oliver (the office black-guy) sitting right next to her.
* When David is hired to be a motivational speaker. He comes in dressed like a homie, acts extremely flamboyant without offering any substantial advice and runs out of the room with "Simply the Best" by Creator/TinaTurner playing him out. Watching him pose for photos is pretty funny as well.
* When Neil and Rachel are performing a Film/SaturdayNightFever-style dance for charity, [[GreenEyedMonster David's reaction]] is "That looks gay".
31st Oct '15 9:19:33 AM DoctorSleep
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--."If you do go all the way with Tim and you want me to go in ''(points at her crotch)'' there straight afterwards, make sure he wears a condom. It's sort of a rule."
* David's attempts to endear himself to the Swindon branch by telling as many jokes as he can. the deafening silence he gets allows for Tim to let out a very audible "oh..."

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--."If -->"If you do go all the way with Tim and you want me to go in ''(points at her crotch)'' there straight afterwards, make sure he wears a condom. It's sort of a rule."
* David's attempts to endear himself to the Swindon branch by telling as many jokes as he can. the deafening silence he gets allows for Tim to let out a very audible "oh..."ooh..."



** Then when Tim's recommending Gareth for the manager's position, you can hear Gareth playing with Bertie some more. The guy's his own worst enemy.

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** Then when Tim's recommending Gareth for the manager's position, you can hear Gareth playing with Bertie some more. The guy's his own worst enemy.enemy.
* David going on a blind date. He says that the woman he's looking for is wearing a white scarf. When he glances behind him and sees an obese, middle-aged woman wearing a white scarf, he mutters "Oh, for fuck's sake".
** And his phone-call to another woman, where he tells her that he was in a documentary called [[TitleDrop "The Office"]].
--> "God, you're not that awful boss, are you?"
* One post-credits shot shows that Tim's screen-saver is scrolling text that says "Gareth is a Benny".
* After Gareth becomes manager, Tim nicks the keys to his office and locks him in. The kicker? This isn't the first time he's done it.
* David going on a date-night. Dressed as Film/AustinPowers. Guess how well that goes.
* David showing Donna how to use email by demonstrating on an employee's computer. He opens up a message and Donna cracks up laughing. It's then revealed that the message was a pornographic picture with David's face in it.
** When David demands to know who has seen this. Everyone raises their hands. Including one woman who doesn't even have email.
* "You're not all going to lose your jobs. Look, ''(To one employee)'' '''you're''' not going to lose your job, ''(To another employee)'' '''you're''' not going to lose your job, ''(To another employee)'' you know, uh... ''(Moving on to the next employee, leaving the previous one in tears)'' '''you're''' not going to lose your job..."
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