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11th Dec '17 6:03:37 PM nombretomado
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* Reacting to the movie using Jerry Springer as the joke vessel for the devil. As the screen cycles through images of Rush Limbaugh, [[TheDailyShow Rod Blagojevich]], Bill Maher (believes vaccines cause autism), Alec Baldwin, Mel Gibson and [[StuffBlowingUp Michael Bay]], he says "oh, c'mon movie, out of all the funny people you could have put in there, THAT'S the one you went with."

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* Reacting to the movie using Jerry Springer as the joke vessel for the devil. As the screen cycles through images of Rush Limbaugh, [[TheDailyShow [[Series/TheDailyShowWithJonStewart Rod Blagojevich]], Bill Maher (believes vaccines cause autism), Alec Baldwin, Mel Gibson and [[StuffBlowingUp Michael Bay]], he says "oh, c'mon movie, out of all the funny people you could have put in there, THAT'S the one you went with."
10th Dec '17 1:56:29 PM nombretomado
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* The Critic [[ButHeSoundsHandsome saying that the abbreviation]] [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck "DW"]] [[DougWalker sounds good to him]].

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* The Critic [[ButHeSoundsHandsome saying that the abbreviation]] [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck "DW"]] [[DougWalker [[Creator/DougWalker sounds good to him]].
7th Dec '17 9:42:02 PM ironballs16
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*** And at the end - "[[PalsWithJesus Oh hey, Jesus.]]"
2nd Dec '17 12:36:34 PM MHarrington
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* The runaway letter from Dan Aykroyd, who has decided he just doesn't give a shit anymore.

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* The runaway letter from Dan Aykroyd, who has decided [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he just doesn't give a shit anymore.anymore]].
15th Nov '17 7:02:00 PM PaulA
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"[[PaddingtonBear Paddington]] told me we should meet face to fist!" *PUNCH*\\

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"[[PaddingtonBear Paddington]] "{{Film/Paddington}} told me we should meet face to fist!" *PUNCH*\\
8th Nov '17 1:23:10 AM onyhow
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"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm [[Literature/WinnieThePooh Winnie the SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP]]! *PUNCH*\\
"[[Disney/TheJungleBook The Bare Necessities]] would like for you to get more acquainted with the ground! *PUNCH*\\
"''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfTheGummiBears Gummi Bears]], bouncing here and there'' and in your FACE! *PUNCH*\\
"Sister Rose, meet Disney/BrotherBear! *PUNCH*\\
"I hear you've been harnessing [[WesternAnimation/YogiBear pic-a-nic baskets]]! *PUNCH*\\
"[[PaddingtonBear Paddington]] told me we should meet face to fist! *PUNCH*\\
"''Can't get enough of that Golden Crisp, it's got the crunch with'' PUNCH! *PUNCH*\\
"Only you can prevent not getting your ass kicked by Nicholas ''Fucking'' Cage! *PUNCH*

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"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm [[Literature/WinnieThePooh Winnie the SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP]]! SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP]]!" *PUNCH*\\
"[[Disney/TheJungleBook The Bare Necessities]] would like for you to get more acquainted with the ground! ground!" *PUNCH*\\
"''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfTheGummiBears Gummi Bears]], bouncing here and there'' and in your FACE! FACE!" *PUNCH*\\
"Sister Rose, meet Disney/BrotherBear! Disney/BrotherBear!" *PUNCH*\\
"I hear you've been harnessing [[WesternAnimation/YogiBear pic-a-nic baskets]]! baskets]]!" *PUNCH*\\
"[[PaddingtonBear Paddington]] told me we should meet face to fist! fist!" *PUNCH*\\
"''Can't get enough of that Golden Crisp, it's got the crunch with'' PUNCH! PUNCH!" *PUNCH*\\
"Only you can prevent not getting your ass kicked by Nicholas ''Fucking'' Cage! Cage!" *PUNCH*
2nd Nov '17 12:26:08 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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--->'''Dante Basco:''' <shoots a fireball> HONOR! <shoots another fireball> HONOR! <shoots yet another fireball> HONOR! <[[ItMakesSenseInContext shoots fireballs from his crotch]]> HONOR, HONOR, HONOR, HONOR, HONOR!!!

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--->'''Dante Basco:''' <shoots ''(shoots a fireball> fireball)'' HONOR! <shoots ''(shoots another fireball> fireball)'' HONOR! <shoots ''(shoots yet another fireball> fireball)'' HONOR! <[[ItMakesSenseInContext ''([[ItMakesSenseInContext shoots fireballs from his crotch]]> crotch]])'' HONOR, HONOR, HONOR, HONOR, HONOR!!!
2nd Nov '17 12:25:15 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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--->'''Dante Basco:''' You have dishonored the franchise and so dishonored me. The time has come to reclaim my honor you dishonorably dishonored by honorably honoring my honorable honor!
--->'''Critic:''' Okay I have no idea what you just said right now.

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--->'''Dante Basco:''' You have dishonored the franchise and so dishonored me. The time has come to reclaim my honor you dishonorably dishonored by honorably honoring my honorable honor!
--->'''Critic:''' Okay
honor!\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Critic:''' Okay,
I have no idea what you just said right now.
2nd Nov '17 8:55:10 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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---> '''Dante Basco:''' You have dishonored the franchise and so dishonored me. The time has come to reclaim my honor you dishonorably dishonored by honorably honoring my honorable honor!
---> '''Critic:''' Okay I have no idea what you just said right now.

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---> '''Dante --->'''Dante Basco:''' You have dishonored the franchise and so dishonored me. The time has come to reclaim my honor you dishonorably dishonored by honorably honoring my honorable honor!
---> '''Critic:''' --->'''Critic:''' Okay I have no idea what you just said right now.



---> '''Dante Basco:''' <shoots a fireball> HONOR! <shoots another fireball> HONOR! <shoots yet another fireball> HONOR! <[[ItMakesSenseInContext shoots fireballs from his crotch]]> HONOR, HONOR, HONOR, HONOR, HONOR!!!

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---> '''Dante --->'''Dante Basco:''' <shoots a fireball> HONOR! <shoots another fireball> HONOR! <shoots yet another fireball> HONOR! <[[ItMakesSenseInContext shoots fireballs from his crotch]]> HONOR, HONOR, HONOR, HONOR, HONOR!!!



-->'''Critic''': So you can imagine what a hard, crippling stab in the balls it is to see how every conceivable thing that can possibly go wrong, go wrong. The Fire Lord knows about the attack and is taken away. Azula is there to distract them and... God damn it, she's pretty damn good without her bending. And just when you think they're going to leave her and find the Fire Lord...
-->'''Azula''': My favorite prisoner used to mention you all the time.
-->'''Critic''': Oh no, Sokka, don't let her.
-->'''Azula''': She was convinced you were going to come rescue her...
-->'''Critic''': Don't listen, Sokka. No, you've got Nations to save. Don't listen to her, Sokka. Don't- GODDAMNIT, AZULA! YOU'RE SUCH AN EVIL WHORE! Ihateyou, Ihateyou, Ihateyou!

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-->'''Critic''': -->'''Critic:''' So you can imagine what a hard, crippling stab in the balls it is to see how every conceivable thing that can possibly go wrong, go wrong. The Fire Lord knows about the attack and is taken away. Azula is there to distract them and... God damn it, she's pretty damn good without her bending. And just when you think they're going to leave her and find the Fire Lord...
-->'''Azula''':
Lord...\\
'''Azula:'''
My favorite prisoner used to mention you all the time.
-->'''Critic''':
time.\\
'''Critic:'''
Oh no, Sokka, don't let her.
-->'''Azula''':
her.\\
'''Azula:'''
She was convinced you were going to come rescue her...
-->'''Critic''':
her...\\
'''Critic''':
Don't listen, Sokka. No, you've got Nations to save. Don't listen to her, Sokka. Don't- Don't-- GODDAMNIT, AZULA! YOU'RE SUCH AN EVIL WHORE! Ihateyou, Ihateyou, Ihateyou!



-->'''Critic''': *turns to camera* Creator/JossWhedon is overrated! *He then uses the angry comments that follow as ammo.*

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-->'''Critic''': *turns --->'''Critic:''' ''(turns to camera* camera)'' Creator/JossWhedon is overrated! *He ''(he then uses the angry comments that follow as ammo.*ammo)''



-->'''Critic''': Azula puts her plan into motion to seize the city of Ba Sing Se, by manipulating the leader of the guards, leading to possibly my favorite Azula line of all time.
-->'''Long Feng''': You've beaten me at my own game.
-->'''Azula''': Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player.
-->'''Critic''': Oh, god! [[MagnificentBastard What a bitch. She's so fucking awesome.]]

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-->'''Critic''': --->'''Critic:''' Azula puts her plan into motion to seize the city of Ba Sing Se, by manipulating the leader of the guards, leading to possibly my favorite Azula line of all time.
-->'''Long Feng''':
time.\\
'''Long Feng:'''
You've beaten me at my own game.
-->'''Azula''':
game.\\
'''Azula''':
Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player.
-->'''Critic''':
player.\\
'''Critic''':
Oh, god! ''god!'' [[MagnificentBastard What a bitch. She's so fucking awesome.]]



-->'''Critic:''' Oh, no, Zuko! No, Zuko, you're not supposed to do that, ''you're-not-supposed-to-do-that-Zuko!'' Come on, you were happy! You smiled! ''Fuck, look, you smiled!!'' That never happens! Why are you doing this?!! Zuko, nooo!!! You're giving up jasmine tea for this! [[LargeHam JASMINE TEAAAAAA!!!!]]

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-->'''Critic:''' --->'''Critic:''' Oh, no, Zuko! No, Zuko, you're not supposed to do that, ''you're-not-supposed-to-do-that-Zuko!'' Come on, you were happy! You smiled! ''Fuck, look, you smiled!!'' That never happens! Why are you doing this?!! Zuko, nooo!!! You're giving up jasmine tea for this! [[LargeHam JASMINE TEAAAAAA!!!!]]



--> '''Critic:''' If I could borrow from my Chris Tucker folder here... (Imitating Chris Tucker) Oh, hell, no! That did not just happen! That did not just happen!! No, wake up, Aang! Wake up, Aang, no, this is bullshit! You're the last airbender, you're the last Avatar! No, wake up, ''wake the fuck up, Aang!!'' No, this ain't happening! ''This ain't happening!!'' Drink some jasmine tea, Aang! [[CallBack JASMINE TEAAAAAA!!!!]]

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--> '''Critic:''' -->'''Critic:''' If I could borrow from my Chris Tucker folder here... (Imitating ''(imitating Chris Tucker) Tucker)'' Oh, hell, no! That did not just happen! That did not just happen!! No, wake up, Aang! Wake up, Aang, no, this is bullshit! You're the last airbender, you're the last Avatar! No, wake up, ''wake the fuck up, Aang!!'' No, this ain't happening! ''This ain't happening!!'' Drink some jasmine tea, Aang! [[CallBack JASMINE TEAAAAAA!!!!]]



--> '''Malcolm''': [[Film/{{Hook}} Bangarang?]]

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--> '''Malcolm''': -->'''Malcolm:''' [[Film/{{Hook}} Bangarang?]]



--> '''Zuko''': I'm never happy.

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--> '''Zuko''': -->'''Zuko:''' I'm never happy.



--> '''Tamara:''' [[spoiler: Oh, ''fuck'' you, Dante Basco!]]

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--> '''Tamara:''' -->'''Tamara:''' [[spoiler: Oh, ''fuck'' you, Dante Basco!]]



* The opening is a parody of the opening of ''[[Film/{{Halloween1978}} Halloween]]'', with the killer revealed to be [[spoiler: WebVideo/JonTron, taking revenge on the Critic for reviewing ''WesternAnimation/FoodFight'']].

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* The opening is a parody of the opening of ''[[Film/{{Halloween1978}} Halloween]]'', with the killer revealed to be [[spoiler: WebVideo/JonTron, [[spoiler:WebVideo/JonTron, taking revenge on the Critic for reviewing ''WesternAnimation/FoodFight'']].



-->'''Critic!Trucks''': ''[tune of "Here We Go 'Round The Mulberry Bush"]'' Here we go 'round the idiot stop. It's loaded with fops, whose IQ's have dropped /I think you'll need some Peppermint Schnapps, to get through this damn moooviiiie...

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-->'''Critic!Trucks''': -->'''Critic Trucks:''' ''[tune of "Here We Go 'Round The Mulberry Bush"]'' Here we go 'round the idiot stop. It's loaded with fops, whose IQ's have dropped /I think you'll need some Peppermint Schnapps, to get through this damn moooviiiie...



--> '''Critic''' (shoving hand away): No, stop, I wanna see it! ... by God, she's defying her social class!

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--> '''Critic''' (shoving -->'''Critic:''' ''(shoving hand away): away)'' No, stop, I wanna see it! ... by God, she's defying her social class!



-->'''NC!!Brett:''' What can I say? Being held hostage by an army of six-wheelers just turns me on.

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-->'''NC!!Brett:''' -->'''Critic Brett:''' What can I say? Being held hostage by an army of six-wheelers just turns me on.



-->'''NC:''' ''(Hungarian accent)'' "Whoa-ho, sorry. Just a little twitch I got there! We all get nervous twitches like that sometimes." ''(Lightning flashes and the the gang's heads are abruptly replaced by various Creator/TimCurry characters)''[[note]]Malcolm is Pennywise, Rob is Mr. Jigsaw from ''Film/LoadedWeapon1'' as a Girl Scout, NC is the hotel concierge from ''Film/HomeAlone 2'', Jason is Dr. Frank N. Furter, and Jim is Cardinal Richlieu from Film/TheThreeMusketeers1993''.[[/note]]

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-->'''NC:''' ''(Hungarian -->'''Critic:''' ''(hungarian accent)'' "Whoa-ho, sorry. Just a little twitch I got there! We all get nervous twitches like that sometimes." ''(Lightning flashes and the the gang's heads are abruptly replaced by various Creator/TimCurry characters)''[[note]]Malcolm is Pennywise, Rob is Mr. Jigsaw from ''Film/LoadedWeapon1'' as a Girl Scout, NC is the hotel concierge from ''Film/HomeAlone 2'', Jason is Dr. Frank N. Furter, and Jim is Cardinal Richlieu from Film/TheThreeMusketeers1993''.[[/note]]



-->'''Cool Kid:''' Frankenstein?
-->'''Geeky Kid:''' The Wolfman?
-->'''Fat Kid:''' ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Na]][[OneOfTheseThingsIsNotLikeTheOthers rds]]?!''

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-->'''Cool --->'''Cool Kid:''' Frankenstein?
-->'''Geeky
Frankenstein?\\
'''Geeky
Kid:''' The Wolfman?
-->'''Fat
Wolfman?\\
'''Fat
Kid:''' ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Na]][[OneOfTheseThingsIsNotLikeTheOthers rds]]?!''



-->'''Father!Critic:''' [[OhCrap Oh Christ...]]

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-->'''Father!Critic:''' --->'''Father Critic:''' [[OhCrap Oh Oh, Christ...]]



-->'''Critic:''' [[SarcasmMode Thank you, Apple. You have done well.]]
-->''[An evil looking version of the Apple Logo comes in from the left as the Critic performs a sinister KubrickStare and appropriate music plays]''
-->'''Evil Apple Logo:''' '''YOU CANNOT BEAT US!! YOU CANNOT BEAT US!!'''

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-->'''Critic:''' [[SarcasmMode Thank you, Apple. You have done well.]]
-->''[An
]]\\
''[an
evil looking version of the Apple Logo comes in from the left as the Critic performs a sinister KubrickStare and appropriate music plays]''
-->'''Evil
plays]''\\
'''Evil
Apple Logo:''' '''YOU CANNOT BEAT US!! YOU CANNOT BEAT US!!'''



-->'''Gamer:''' I'M GOING IN!!
-->'''Gamer(Critic):''' I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT LINE OF COKE BEFORE PLAYING THIS! '''''AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!'''''

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-->'''Gamer:''' I'M GOING IN!!
-->'''Gamer(Critic):'''
IN!!\\
'''Critic (as Gamer):'''
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT LINE OF COKE BEFORE PLAYING THIS! '''''AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!'''''



-->'''Casher:''' Oh, some game, eh?
-->'''Gamer:''' SOME GAME!
-->'''Gamer(Critic):''' I'M JUST GONNA LOOK AT A POP-UP BOOK FOR A MINUTE! (opens book) '''''AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!'''''

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-->'''Casher:''' --->'''Casher:''' Oh, some game, eh?
-->'''Gamer:'''
eh?\\
'''Gamer:'''
SOME GAME!
-->'''Gamer(Critic):'''
GAME!\\
'''Critic (as Gamer):'''
I'M JUST GONNA LOOK AT A POP-UP BOOK FOR A MINUTE! (opens book) '''''AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!'''''



-->'''Boy''': Open your mouth.
-->'''Girl''': Close your eyes.
-->'''Critic!!Honeycomb Kid''': And let Pedophilia Jones do the rest of the work.
* And this commercial is immediately followed by a Canadian {{PSA}} - "Don't you put it in your mouth".
--> '''Critic''': Just play it. You all know what's coming.
--> '''Woman''': [[CallBack It's a rape whistle.]]
--> '''Critic''': (Making "Ta-Da" pose) Canada!

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-->'''Boy''': -->'''Boy:''' Open your mouth.
-->'''Girl''':
mouth.\\
'''Girl:'''
Close your eyes.
-->'''Critic!!Honeycomb Kid''':
eyes.\\
'''Critic (as Honeycomb Kid):'''
And let Pedophilia Jones do the rest of the work.
* And this commercial is immediately followed by a Canadian {{PSA}} - -- "Don't you put it in your mouth".
--> '''Critic''': -->'''Critic:''' Just play it. You all know what's coming.
--> '''Woman''':
coming.\\
'''Woman:'''
[[CallBack It's a rape whistle.]]
--> '''Critic''':
]]\\
'''Critic:'''
(Making "Ta-Da" pose) Canada!



-->'''Critic!Kid:''' Lamest meeting of the [[Series/AreYouAfraidOfTheDark Midnight Society]] ever!

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-->'''Critic!Kid:''' -->'''Critic (as Kid):''' Lamest meeting of the [[Series/AreYouAfraidOfTheDark Midnight Society]] ever!



--> '''Kid''': Sir, what's a shapeshifter?
--> '''Film Brain''': I'll give you the first clue, it's in the fucking word.

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--> '''Kid''': -->'''Kid:''' Sir, what's a shapeshifter?
-->
shapeshifter?\\
'''Film Brain''': Brain:''' I'll give you the first clue, it's in the fucking word.



-->'''Critic!Mountain''': Sorry, kid, but I'm a mountain! I just kind of stand here!

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-->'''Critic!Mountain''': --->'''Critic (as Mountain):''' Sorry, kid, but I'm a mountain! I just kind of stand here!



-->'''Critic''': What the hell WAS that stuff?

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-->'''Critic''': -->'''Critic:''' What the hell WAS that stuff?



-->'''Critic''': Film Brain, I love you, and I do mean it that way.

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-->'''Critic''': -->'''Critic:''' Film Brain, I love you, and I do mean it that way.



-->'''Critic!Austin Bucks:''' I always pointlessly dress like strange characters when conducting business deals. You should see what I wore when I tried to get the rights to ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey''! ''[beat]'' [[CastingCouch ... And did]].

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-->'''Critic!Austin Bucks:''' -->'''Critic (as Austin Bucks):''' I always pointlessly dress like strange characters when conducting business deals. You should see what I wore when I tried to get the rights to ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey''! ''[beat]'' [[CastingCouch ... And did]].



-->'''Critic:''' ... So then my grandmother made fruitcake and- ''[buzzer goes off and piano music begins playing]'' Oh, really?! "Fruitcake, fruitcake. How do you sing about fruitcake?"

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-->'''Critic:''' ... So then my grandmother made fruitcake and- and-- ''[buzzer goes off and piano music begins playing]'' Oh, really?! "Fruitcake, fruitcake. How do you sing about fruitcake?"



-->'''Critic''': Ooh! Jingle Balls all the way! (Facial expression changes to one of surprise) And Schwarzenegger's in it.

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-->'''Critic''': -->'''Critic:''' Ooh! Jingle Balls all the way! (Facial ''(facial expression changes to one of surprise) surprise)'' And Schwarzenegger's in it.



-->'''Gingerbread Man:''' '''YOU CANNOT BEAT US!'''

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-->'''Gingerbread Man:''' '''YOU Man: YOU CANNOT BEAT US!'''



-->'''Critic!!Narrator:''' [[TheLordOfTheRings And so three rings were given to the elves]], who were cookie makers led by [[Creator/WillFerrell Will]] [[Film/{{Elf}} Ferrell]] ''[pictures of the Keebler Elves tree, and Buddy from ''Elf'', are shown]'', seven to the dwarves, [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs who were miners best known for their harmonizing]], and the rest were given to [the Nine Humans in the actual story]... I don't know, there's no easy answer. But there's [[Creator/IanMcKellen a wizard]] who works at [[HarryPotter Hogwarts]] and [[Creator/ElijahWood a little person]] who lives with [[Series/GameOfThrones the Lannisters]] ''[picture of Frodo sitting down with Joffrey and other Lannister family members]''. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to eat lunch.
-->''[We hear him apparently eating a cracker or two]''
-->'''Critic!!Narrator:''' Mmmm. That's good not-caring.

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-->'''Critic!!Narrator:''' -->'''Critic (as Narrator):''' [[TheLordOfTheRings And so three rings were given to the elves]], who were cookie makers led by [[Creator/WillFerrell Will]] [[Film/{{Elf}} Ferrell]] ''[pictures of the Keebler Elves tree, and Buddy from ''Elf'', are shown]'', seven to the dwarves, [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs who were miners best known for their harmonizing]], and the rest were given to [the Nine Humans in the actual story]... I don't know, there's no easy answer. But there's [[Creator/IanMcKellen a wizard]] who works at [[HarryPotter Hogwarts]] and [[Creator/ElijahWood a little person]] who lives with [[Series/GameOfThrones the Lannisters]] ''[picture of Frodo sitting down with Joffrey and other Lannister family members]''. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to eat lunch.
lunch.\\
-->''[We hear him apparently eating a cracker or two]''
-->'''Critic!!Narrator:'''
two]''\\
'''Critic (as Narrator):'''
Mmmm. That's good not-caring.



-->'''Singer:''' ♫Critic didn't like this part-♫
-->'''Critic:''' I don't like this part.
-->'''Singer:''' ♫Should we also dictate farts?♫
-->'''Critic:''' What, are we gonna dictate farts!? ''[realizes he's saying what the singer has already sung]'' What the hell are you doing?! ''[the singer temporarily cuts off]''
-->'''Singer:''' ♫I'm singing what you are saying♫
-->'''Critic:''' Why? It's like putting the Adam West theme in ''Film/TheDarkKnight''. There's no reason for it!
-->'''Singer:''' ♫Well they're good 'nough on their own / all we've got's a Grand-MILF to bone♫
-->'''Critic:''' Will you stop trying to make old ladies hot?!
-->'''Singer:''' ♫We have issues-♫
-->'''Critic:''' Okay forget it! What was I hoping to accomplish, talking to you?

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-->'''Singer:''' ♫Critic didn't like this part-♫
-->'''Critic:'''
part--♫\\
'''Critic:'''
I don't like this part.
-->'''Singer:'''
part.\\
'''Singer:'''
♫Should we also dictate farts?♫
-->'''Critic:'''
farts?♫\\
'''Critic:'''
What, are we gonna dictate farts!? ''[realizes he's saying what the singer has already sung]'' What the hell are you doing?! ''[the singer temporarily cuts off]''
-->'''Singer:'''
off]''\\
'''Singer:'''
♫I'm singing what you are saying♫
-->'''Critic:'''
saying♫\\
'''Critic:'''
Why? It's like putting the Adam West theme in ''Film/TheDarkKnight''. There's no reason for it!
-->'''Singer:'''
it!\\
'''Singer:'''
♫Well they're good 'nough on their own / all we've got's a Grand-MILF to bone♫
-->'''Critic:'''
bone♫\\
'''Critic:'''
Will you stop trying to make old ladies hot?!
-->'''Singer:'''
hot?!\\
'''Singer:'''
♫We have issues-♫
-->'''Critic:'''
issues--♫\\
'''Critic:'''
Okay forget it! What was I hoping to accomplish, talking to you?



-->'''Jake (Critic):''' "And?"
-->'''Mel (Critic):''' "And I got a sex change when I was 20!"
-->'''Jake (Critic):''' "And?"
-->'''Mel (Critic):''' "And I'm responsible for [[WhoShotJFK killing JFK]]!"
-->'''Jake (Critic):''' "And?"
-->'''Mel (Critic):''' "And I like salsa with puppies, while shoving candy corn up my anus, and licking lollipops made out of the flavored tears of orphaned children!
-->''[stills showing that the Jury and Prosecutor look incredibly disturbed by this last revelation]''
-->'''Jake (Critic):''' "And?"
-->'''Critic:''' STOP!!!

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-->'''Jake (Critic):''' "And?"
-->'''Mel (Critic):''' "And
-->'''Critic (as Jake):''' And?\\
'''Critic (as Mel):''' And
I got a sex change when I was 20!"
-->'''Jake (Critic):''' "And?"
-->'''Mel (Critic):''' "And
20!\\
'''Jake:''' And?\\
'''Mel:''' And
I'm responsible for [[WhoShotJFK killing JFK]]!"
-->'''Jake (Critic):''' "And?"
-->'''Mel (Critic):''' "And
JFK]]!\\
'''Jake:''' And?\\
'''Mel:''' And
I like salsa with puppies, while shoving candy corn up my anus, and licking lollipops made out of the flavored tears of orphaned children!
-->''[stills
children!\\
''[stills
showing that t\\hat the Jury and Prosecutor look incredibly disturbed by this last revelation]''
-->'''Jake (Critic):''' "And?"
-->'''Critic:'''
revelation]''\\
'''Jake:''' And?
'''Critic:'''
STOP!!!



-->'''Critic''': ''(Softly)'' It's snow-ing, I love shop-ping, and I f-f-f-f-f-f-fucking love Christmas. [[WhamLine Enough to build tranquilizer immunity,]] I must be fucking batshit crazy about...
-->'''Malcolm''': Wait a minute. [[OhCrap What did he say?]]

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-->'''Critic''': ''(Softly)'' --->'''Critic''': ''(softly)'' It's snow-ing, I love shop-ping, and I f-f-f-f-f-f-fucking love Christmas. [[WhamLine Enough to build tranquilizer immunity,]] immunity]], I must be fucking batshit crazy about...
-->'''Malcolm''':
about...\\
'''Malcolm:'''
Wait a minute. [[OhCrap What did he say?]]



-->'''Narrator:''' Randy was a fledgeling Buck Rogers fanatic who had his own way of braving life's little conflicts in this world or any other.
-->'''Critic!Narrator:''' ''[hands shaking in fear as he reads from a script in a binder]'' They forced me to write this or they'd take away my other testicle!! ''[gun click]'' I mean, "It was a beautiful day in Indiana...."

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-->'''Narrator:''' Randy was a fledgeling Buck Rogers fanatic who had his own way of braving life's little conflicts in this world or any other. \n-->'''Critic!Narrator:''' \\
'''Critic (as Narrator):'''
''[hands shaking in fear as he reads from a script in a binder]'' They forced me to write this or they'd take away my other testicle!! ''[gun click]'' I mean, "It was a beautiful day in Indiana...."



-->'''Teacher''': A little less holiday spirit, Mr. Parker.
-->'''Critic!Teacher''': [[JizzedInMyPants And change your pants!]]

to:

-->'''Teacher''': -->'''Teacher:''' A little less holiday spirit, Mr. Parker.
-->'''Critic!Teacher''':
Parker.\\
'''Critic (as Teacher):'''
[[JizzedInMyPants And change your pants!]]



-->'''Critic!Ralphie:''' Then I opened the fridge. I look confused because I heard a strange voice. (NC is confused about the voice) Then I closed the fridge because if not, the cold would get out. (He closes the fridge) I then drank my soda and began walking back. (He walks out of the kitchen) I started with the left foot, then proceeded with the right foot, then proceeded with the left foot, then proceeded with the right foot.

to:

-->'''Critic!Ralphie:''' -->'''Critic (as Ralphie):''' Then I opened the fridge. I look confused because I heard a strange voice. (NC is confused about the voice) Then I closed the fridge because if not, the cold would get out. (He closes the fridge) I then drank my soda and began walking back. (He walks out of the kitchen) I started with the left foot, then proceeded with the right foot, then proceeded with the left foot, then proceeded with the right foot.



--> '''NC''': (seething with hate) So worth it.

to:

--> '''NC''': (seething -->'''Critic:''' ''(seething with hate) hate)'' So worth it.



-->'''Critic!First Bear:''' Ma'am! We have another sad little girl on the corner of...
-->'''Critic!Second Bear:''' Does she have blonde hair and blue eyes?
-->'''Critic!First Bear:''' *{{Beat}}* I... don't know what that has to do with anything...
-->'''Critic!Second Bear:''' Answer the question!
-->'''Critic!First Bear:''' Well, no; she's a brunette with green eyes...
-->'''Critic!Second Bear:''' Not interested.
-->'''Critic!First Bear:''' But she's threatening others with a machete!
-->'''Critic!Second Bear:''' AWAY WITH YOU! (looks at cell phone) One day, my Führer, we will build the master race.
(Cuts to an image of Adolf Hitler (with a Care Bear's head) on that cell phone, with audio of one of his German speeches in the background.)

to:

-->'''Critic!First Bear:''' -->'''Critic (as First Bear):''' Ma'am! We have another sad little girl on the corner of...
-->'''Critic!Second Bear:'''
of...\\
'''Critic (as Second Bear):'''
Does she have blonde hair and blue eyes?
-->'''Critic!First
eyes?\\
'''First
Bear:''' *{{Beat}}* ''({{beat}})'' I... don't know what that has to do with anything...
-->'''Critic!Second
anything...\\
'''Second
Bear:''' Answer the question!
-->'''Critic!First
question!\\
'''First
Bear:''' Well, no; she's a brunette with green eyes...
-->'''Critic!Second
eyes...\\
'''Second
Bear:''' Not interested.
-->'''Critic!First
interested.\\
'''First
Bear:''' But she's threatening others with a machete!
-->'''Critic!Second
machete!\\
'''Second
Bear:''' AWAY WITH YOU! (looks ''(looks at cell phone) phone)'' One day, my Führer, we will build the master race.
(Cuts
race.\\
''(cuts
to an image of Adolf Hitler (with a Care Bear's head) on that cell phone, with audio of one of his German speeches in the background.)background)''



-->'''Funshine''': [[ARareSentence Those flowers won't hold them for long!]]
-->'''Critic''': Only here, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs and in my pot-induced dreams]], will that [[ItMakesSenseInContext ever make sense]].

to:

-->'''Funshine''': -->'''Funshine:''' [[ARareSentence Those flowers won't hold them for long!]]
-->'''Critic''':
long!]]\\
'''Critic:'''
Only here, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs and in my pot-induced dreams]], will that [[ItMakesSenseInContext ever make sense]].



-->'''Critic!!Peter''': *{{Beat}}* Yay, slavery?

to:

-->'''Critic!!Peter''': *{{Beat}}* -->'''Critic (as Peter):''' ''({{beat}})'' Yay, slavery?



-->'''Critic!!Don''': Are you ''sure'' you don't want me to do another take? Are you listening to your iPod?!

to:

-->'''Critic!!Don''': -->'''Critic (as Don):''' Are you ''sure'' you don't want me to do another take? Are you listening to your iPod?!



-->'''Alan Dinosaur''': Al... be going this way.

to:

-->'''Alan Dinosaur''': Dinosaur:''' Al... be going this way.



'''Critic!Egon:''' The Care Bear Stare.\\

to:

'''Critic!Egon:''' '''Critic (as Egon):''' The Care Bear Stare.\\



-->'''Malcolm''': Honey, you won't believe what the Nostalgia Critic said about us!
-->'''Tamera''': Son of a bitch!

to:

-->'''Malcolm''': --->'''Malcolm:''' Honey, you won't believe what the Nostalgia Critic said about us!
-->'''Tamera''':
us!\\
'''Tamera:'''
Son of a bitch!



--> '''Critic''': As a side note, it's weird that my spell checker recognized that as a word.

to:

--> '''Critic''': --->'''Critic:''' As a side note, it's weird that my spell checker recognized that as a word.



--> '''Baby Tugs''': All the other Care Bears have special ornaments of their own, and so should we!
--> '''Brandt''': This is our concern, Dude.

to:

--> '''Baby Tugs''': -->'''Baby Tugs:''' All the other Care Bears have special ornaments of their own, and so should we!
--> '''Brandt''':
we!\\
'''Brandt:'''
This is our concern, Dude.
9th Oct '17 4:38:59 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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--->'''[[OverusedRunningGag Casper]]''': '''[[HypocriticalHumor TIMING!]]'''

to:

--->'''[[OverusedRunningGag Casper]]''': Casper]]:''' '''[[HypocriticalHumor TIMING!]]'''



--> '''Doug!Walter:''' All right, Gus. If I'm going to cook for you, I need to know that you're going to kill everybody that will get in the way of distribution. Especially yourself!
--> '''Malcolm!Gus:''' Before turning to such a violent route, have you ever considered hitting a pillow?
--> '''Doug!Walter:''' A pillow?
--> '''Malcolm!Gus:''' Yes! You'll find it strangely... relaxing.
--> *Gus holds up a pillow and Walter lightly punches it.*
--> '''Doug!Walter:''' My god! You're right! My mental instability is suddenly leveling out! I don't even want to make meth anymore! Maybe I'll open that puppy farm.
--> '''Malcolm!Gus:''' I'm glad to hear it. Now, for god's sake, please put on a pair of pants.
--> *Cut to a full shot of Gus and Walter. The latter is in his underwear.*
--> '''Doug!Walter:''' Not until you promise me a cameo in Series/BetterCallSaul!

to:

--> '''Doug!Walter:''' -->'''Doug Walter:''' All right, Gus. If I'm going to cook for you, I need to know that you're going to kill everybody that will get in the way of distribution. Especially yourself!
--> '''Malcolm!Gus:'''
yourself!\\
'''Malcolm Gus:'''
Before turning to such a violent route, have you ever considered hitting a pillow?
--> '''Doug!Walter:'''
pillow?\\
'''Doug Walter:'''
A pillow?
--> '''Malcolm!Gus:'''
pillow?\\
'''Malcolm Gus:'''
Yes! You'll find it strangely... relaxing.
--> *Gus
relaxing.\\
''(Gus
holds up a pillow and Walter lightly punches it.*
--> '''Doug!Walter:'''
it)''\\
'''Doug Walter:'''
My god! You're right! My mental instability is suddenly leveling out! I don't even want to make meth anymore! Maybe I'll open that puppy farm.
--> '''Malcolm!Gus:'''
farm.\\
'''Malcolm Gus:'''
I'm glad to hear it. Now, for god's sake, please put on a pair of pants.
--> *Cut
pants.\\
''(cut
to a full shot of Gus and Walter. The Walter; the latter is in his underwear.*
--> '''Doug!Walter:'''
underwear)''\\
'''Doug Walter:'''
Not until you promise me a cameo in Series/BetterCallSaul!''Series/BetterCallSaul''!



-->'''Announcer:''' Coming to ABC Family, "Reading With Henry".
-->'''Jim Jarsoz!!Polite Leader:''' Hello, children. Let's look at ''Baby's First Mythos''. "C is for Cthulhu who sits in his palace in R'yleh. One sight of whom would leave most of us... ''[He starts laughing silently]'' Gibbering... Drooling... and Screaming!" Just let us ''Puuuuurge''! *''The camera then freezes right on Polite Leader's insane, horrifying face.''*

to:

-->'''Announcer:''' Coming to ABC Family, "Reading With Henry". \n-->'''Jim Jarsoz!!Polite \\
'''Jim Jarsoz as Polite
Leader:''' Hello, children. Let's look at ''Baby's First Mythos''. "C is for Cthulhu who sits in his palace in R'yleh. One sight of whom would leave most of us... ''[He starts laughing silently]'' Gibbering... Drooling... and Screaming!" Just let us ''Puuuuurge''! *''The camera then freezes right on Polite Leader's insane, horrifying face.''*



---> "That is one big pile of shit."
---> '''Critic:''' [[TakeThat Suck it.]]

to:

---> "That -->"That is one big pile of shit."
--->
"\\
'''Critic:''' [[TakeThat Suck it.]]



--> '''Critic''': Pull the string! She talks!
--> '''Trump Barbie''': (in the most deadpan Donald Trump impression imaginable) You're fabulous.

to:

--> '''Critic''': -->'''Critic:''' Pull the string! She talks!
-->
talks!\\
'''Trump Barbie''': (in Barbie:''' ''(in the most deadpan Donald Trump impression imaginable) imaginable)'' You're fabulous.



--> '''Critic''': Oh look, he joined Creator/SethMacfarlane!
--> '''WesternAnimation/SouthPark![[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]]''': You think ''that's'' bad...

to:

--> '''Critic''': Oh -->'''Critic:''' Oh, look, he joined Creator/SethMacfarlane!
--> '''WesternAnimation/SouthPark![[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy
Creator/SethMacfarlane!\\
'''WesternAnimation/SouthPark [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy
Peter Griffin]]''': Griffin]]:''' You think ''that's'' bad...



--> '''Lady Lovembrace''': Greetings friends. I am Lady Lovembrace, your terrifying villain for the evening.
--> '''Devil Boner''': AND I'M DEVIL BONER! Your obvious hero here to SAVE THE DAY!! (looks menacingly at Lady Lovembrace, [[HyperactiveSprite catching his Adrenaline-Fueled Breath]])
--> '''Lady Lovembrace''': Oh dear, my twittering birds of evil are no match for your machine gun of peace.
--> '''Devil Boner''': Yeah, whatever, [[StuffBlowingUp blow up]] or something. *Lady Lovembrace blows up* PUT ME ON A CEREAL BOX!!

to:

--> '''Lady Lovembrace''': -->'''Lady Lovembrace:''' Greetings friends. I am Lady Lovembrace, your terrifying villain for the evening.
-->
evening.\\
'''Devil Boner''': Boner:''' AND I'M DEVIL BONER! Your obvious hero here to SAVE THE DAY!! (looks ''(looks menacingly at Lady Lovembrace, [[HyperactiveSprite catching his Adrenaline-Fueled Breath]])
-->
Breath]])''\\
'''Lady Lovembrace''': Lovembrace:''' Oh dear, my twittering birds of evil are no match for your machine gun of peace.
-->
peace.\\
'''Devil Boner''': Boner:''' Yeah, whatever, [[StuffBlowingUp blow up]] or something. *Lady ''(Lady Lovembrace blows up* up)'' PUT ME ON A CEREAL BOX!!



--> '''Cop Toy''': Back off, creep, or I'll get you with my mini-handcuffs, [[RepetitiveAudioGlitch my mini-handcuffs, my mini-handcuffs]]...
--> '''Devil Boner''': [[IncomingHam DEEEEEEVVVVIIILLL BBOOOONNNEEEERRRR]]! *Cop Toy blows up* [[BlatantLies I'M CHILD-FRIENDLY!!!]]

to:

--> '''Cop Toy''': --->'''Cop Toy:''' Back off, creep, or I'll get you with my mini-handcuffs, [[RepetitiveAudioGlitch my mini-handcuffs, my mini-handcuffs]]...
-->
mini-handcuffs]]...\\
'''Devil Boner''': Boner:''' [[IncomingHam DEEEEEEVVVVIIILLL BBOOOONNNEEEERRRR]]! *Cop ''(Cop Toy blows up* up)'' [[BlatantLies I'M CHILD-FRIENDLY!!!]]



-->'''NC''' (imitating Gwendy Doll): Like, oh my god, [[Film/ThreeHundred this is totally Sparta!]]

to:

-->'''NC''' (imitating -->'''Critic:''' ''(imitating Gwendy Doll): Doll)'' Like, oh my god, [[Film/ThreeHundred this is totally Sparta!]]



-->'''Phil:''' Don't worry, honey. We'll get you the best deprogrammer money can buy.
-->'''Critic!![[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Troy McClure]]:''' You may remember me from such family bit parts as ''Kiki's Delivery Service'', ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'', and the eternal classic 'Film/JingleAllTheWay''!

to:

-->'''Phil:''' Don't worry, honey. We'll get you the best deprogrammer money can buy. \n-->'''Critic!![[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons \\
'''Critic (as [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons
Troy McClure]]:''' McClure]]):''' You may remember me from such family bit parts as ''Kiki's Delivery Service'', ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'', and the eternal classic 'Film/JingleAllTheWay''!



-->'''Critic:''' Oh my god he left the vibrator on. Look, I know it's PG-13, but younger kids might be watching- Oh, it's just a toy. Unless they're designed [[{{Squick}} like]]- Nononononono.

to:

-->'''Critic:''' Oh my god god, he left the vibrator on. Look, I know it's PG-13, but younger kids might be watching- watching -- Oh, it's just a toy. Unless they're designed [[{{Squick}} like]]- Nononononono.like]]-- Nononononono!



-->'''Critic:''' You're doing a great job by the way.
-->'''Benny:''' I [[{{Pun}} aim]] to please.
-->'''Critic:''' ''([[SoUnfunnyItsFunny fake laughs]])''

to:

-->'''Critic:''' You're doing a great job by the way.
-->'''Benny:'''
way.\\
'''Benny:'''
I [[{{Pun}} aim]] to please.
-->'''Critic:'''
please.\\
'''Critic:'''
''([[SoUnfunnyItsFunny fake laughs]])''



-->'''Critic''': [The Prince] has no character outside of being chiseled like mythological Greek porn, and reacts perfectly to her having ''[[FlatCharacter no]]'' [[FlatCharacter character]] outside of [[CuteClumsyGirl being clumsy]] because... well, that's all Creator/GarryMarshall has in his comedies.
-->'''Benny''': (''DramaticGunCock'') [[DisproportionateRetribution Are you badmouthing]] Film/RunawayBride?
-->'''Critic''': I... guess not?
-->'''Benny''': Good. [[BruiserWithASoftCenter 'cause I cried]] like a ''[[InelegantBlubbering bitch]]'' at the end of that movie.

to:

-->'''Critic''': -->'''Critic:''' [The Prince] has no character outside of being chiseled like mythological Greek porn, and reacts perfectly to her having ''[[FlatCharacter no]]'' [[FlatCharacter character]] outside of [[CuteClumsyGirl being clumsy]] because... well, that's all Creator/GarryMarshall has in his comedies.
-->'''Benny''':
comedies.\\
'''Benny:'''
(''DramaticGunCock'') [[DisproportionateRetribution Are you badmouthing]] Film/RunawayBride?
-->'''Critic''':
Film/RunawayBride?\\
'''Critic:'''
I... guess not?
-->'''Benny''':
not?\\
'''Benny:'''
Good. [[BruiserWithASoftCenter 'cause I cried]] like a ''[[InelegantBlubbering bitch]]'' at the end of that movie.



--> '''Critic!Clarisse:''' Mr. Lee, Disney hasn't bought Marvel yet.
--> '''Critic!Stan Lee:''' Oooh, Disney is buying Marvel?
--> '''Critic!Clarisse:''' No, not until years later.
--> '''Critic!Stan Lee:''' I didn't know I was Ralph Nader.
--> '''Critic!Clarisse:''' You're the President of Marvel!
--> '''Critic!Stan Lee:''' I am?
--> '''Critic!Clarisse:''' [beat] Don't put him in ''Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast''.
--> '''Critic!Stan Lee:''' ''[[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy "I am Groot!"]]''

to:

--> '''Critic!Clarisse:''' -->'''Critic Clarisse:''' Mr. Lee, Disney hasn't bought Marvel yet.
--> '''Critic!Stan
yet.\\
'''Critic Stan
Lee:''' Oooh, Disney is buying Marvel?
--> '''Critic!Clarisse:'''
Marvel?\\
'''Critic Clarisse:'''
No, not until years later.
--> '''Critic!Stan
later.\\
'''Critic Stan
Lee:''' I didn't know I was Ralph Nader.
--> '''Critic!Clarisse:'''
Nader.\\
'''Critic Clarisse:'''
You're the President of Marvel!
--> '''Critic!Stan
Marvel!\\
'''Critic Stan
Lee:''' I am?
--> '''Critic!Clarisse:'''
am?\\
'''Critic Clarisse:'''
[beat] Don't put him in ''Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast''.
--> '''Critic!Stan
''Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast''.\\
'''Critic Stan
Lee:''' ''[[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy "I am Groot!"]]''



--> '''Benny:''' I didn't know they made a video game of ThePurge.
--> '''Critic:''' [[TakeThat Actually, that's]] Grand Theft Auto VI.

to:

--> '''Benny:''' -->'''Benny:''' I didn't know they made a video game of ThePurge.
-->
''Film/ThePurge''.\\
'''Critic:''' [[TakeThat Actually, that's]] Grand Theft Auto VI.''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoVI''.



--> '''Joe:''' But you're late, your majesty.
--> '''Clarisse:''' A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply... early.
--> ''[Cut to [[TheLordOfTheRings Frodo and Gandalf]] "laughing" at her comeback line]''

to:

--> '''Joe:''' -->'''Joe:''' But you're late, your majesty.
-->
majesty.\\
'''Clarisse:''' A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply... early.
-->
early.\\
''[Cut to [[TheLordOfTheRings Frodo and Gandalf]] "laughing" at her comeback line]''



--> '''Viscount Mabrey:''' Princess Mia's horse, Sandy, is easily spooked by snakes, so let's get it really spooked, shall we?
--> '''Guard:''' [[CaptainObvious That's a rubber snake!]]
--> '''[[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Sallah]]:''' Asps! Very dangerous!

to:

--> '''Viscount ---->'''Viscount Mabrey:''' Princess Mia's horse, Sandy, is easily spooked by snakes, so let's get it really spooked, shall we?
-->
we?\\
'''Guard:''' [[CaptainObvious That's a rubber snake!]]
-->
snake!]]\\
'''[[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Sallah]]:''' Asps! Very dangerous!



--> '''[[Film/TheAmazingSpiderman Peter]]:''' This is the most cliché hiding place you could've chosen. This is the stupidest hiding place.
--> '''Gwen:''' I'm sorry I didn't take us to the Bahamas of hiding places.

to:

--> '''[[Film/TheAmazingSpiderman -->'''[[Film/TheAmazingSpiderman Peter]]:''' This is the most cliché hiding place you could've chosen. This is the stupidest hiding place.
-->
place.\\
'''Gwen:''' I'm sorry I didn't take us to the Bahamas of hiding places.



-->'''Fangirl!Mia:''' You know, Grandma, I've thought up some solutions for this country's economic struggle.
-->'''Critic!Clarisse:''' Nope! Sidesaddle.
-->'''Fangirl!Mia:''' I recall Princess Di doing a ''lot'' of charity work.
-->'''Critic!Clarisse:''' Uh-uh. Sidesaddle.
-->'''Fangirl!Mia:''' I don't even know the name of one town in this country!
-->'''Critic!Clarisse:''' Sidesaddle, sidesaddle! They'll burn you a heretic unless you know sidesaddle! '''SIIIDESADDLE!!!'''

to:

-->'''Fangirl!Mia:''' -->'''Fangirl Mia:''' You know, Grandma, I've thought up some solutions for this country's economic struggle.
-->'''Critic!Clarisse:'''
struggle.\\
'''Critic Clarisse:'''
Nope! Sidesaddle.
-->'''Fangirl!Mia:'''
Sidesaddle.\\
'''Fangirl Mia:'''
I recall Princess Di doing a ''lot'' of charity work.
-->'''Critic!Clarisse:'''
work.\\
'''Critic Clarisse:'''
Uh-uh. Sidesaddle.
-->'''Fangirl!Mia:'''
Sidesaddle.\\
'''Fangirl Mia:'''
I don't even know the name of one town in this country!
-->'''Critic!Clarisse:'''
country!\\
'''Critic Clarisse:'''
Sidesaddle, sidesaddle! They'll burn you a heretic unless you know sidesaddle! '''SIIIDESADDLE!!!'''



--> '''Fangirl!Dora''' (over ''Dora'' footage: Hey kids! Can you tell who the villain is supposed to be?
--> '''Kids''': It's so obviously that guy!
--> '''Fangirl!Dora''': [[CaptainObvious No shit]]!

to:

--> '''Fangirl!Dora''' (over ''Dora'' footage: -->'''Fangirl Dora:''' ''(over Dora footage)'' Hey kids! Can you tell who the villain is supposed to be?
--> '''Kids''':
be?\\
'''Kids:'''
It's so obviously that guy!
--> '''Fangirl!Dora''':
guy!\\
'''Fangirl Dora:'''
[[CaptainObvious No shit]]!



* MikeJ reveals that by watching Ghost Rider 2, he's acquired the power to predict anything in the world that's mediocre, including the Critic. To prove it, he guesses the number of fingers the Critic holds up (double FlippingTheBird two times), and what he has in his hands.
* The reason why Film Brain isn't getting back at the Critic for hanging him out to dry in the Purge review? [[spoiler: He's still upset over Pinky and the Brain splitting up almost 2 months later.]]
-->'''Film Brain''': (while sobbing, with sad music playing) They're laboratory mice. Their genes have been spliced, they're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain...

to:

* MikeJ WebVideo/MikeJ reveals that by watching Ghost Rider 2, he's acquired the power to predict anything in the world that's mediocre, including the Critic. To prove it, he guesses the number of fingers the Critic holds up (double FlippingTheBird two times), and what he has in his hands.
* The reason why Film Brain isn't getting back at the Critic for hanging him out to dry in the Purge review? [[spoiler: He's [[spoiler:He's still upset over Pinky and the Brain splitting up almost 2 months later.]]
-->'''Film Brain''': (while Brain:''' ''(while sobbing, with sad music playing) playing)'' They're laboratory mice. Their genes have been spliced, they're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain...



-->'''Johnny:''' Now, I know what you're thinking: doesn't this kid watch movies? Doesn't he know this only ends badly? Well, let's just say thinking wasn't exactly my forte.
-->'''Critic!Johnny:''' I mean, have you ''seen'' my Website/IMDb page? It's a train wreck.

to:

-->'''Johnny:''' Now, I know what you're thinking: doesn't this kid watch movies? Doesn't he know this only ends badly? Well, let's just say thinking wasn't exactly my forte.
-->'''Critic!Johnny:'''
forte.\\
'''Critic (as Johnny):'''
I mean, have you ''seen'' my Website/IMDb page? It's a train wreck.



--> '''[[CallBack Devil Boner]]''': [[IncomingHam DEEEEEEVVVVIIILLL BBOOOONNNEEEERRRR]]! *Screen blows up* [[BlatantLies I'M SNUGGLY AND SOFT!!!]] My mom never loved me.

to:

--> '''[[CallBack -->'''[[CallBack Devil Boner]]''': Boner]]:''' [[IncomingHam DEEEEEEVVVVIIILLL BBOOOONNNEEEERRRR]]! *Screen ''(screen blows up* up)'' [[BlatantLies I'M SNUGGLY AND SOFT!!!]] My mom never loved me.



-->'''Tree!Critic:''' "BONJOU', BLACK MAN! I TAKE IT YOU WERE ZOING ZE TOUR FRANCE, A-HON-HON!"

to:

-->'''Tree!Critic:''' "BONJOU', -->'''Critic (as the Tree):''' BONJOU', BLACK MAN! I TAKE IT YOU WERE ZOING ZE TOUR FRANCE, A-HON-HON!"A-HON-HON!



-->'''Critic!Director:''' Uh, Mr. Cage, none of this is in the script. You're supposed to just ask where the kid is and leave. We don't know what you're doing right now, but for the love of God, please don't hurt anybody!
-->'''MikeJ!Cage:''' I'm sorry, I was doing my impression of Bobcat Goldthwait getting castrated again.
-->'''Critic!Vasil:''' (muffled) There's nothing left now! I'm invisible compared to your acting!

to:

-->'''Critic!Director:''' -->''Critic (as the Director):''' Uh, Mr. Cage, none of this is in the script. You're supposed to just ask where the kid is and leave. We don't know what you're doing right now, but for the love of God, please don't hurt anybody!
-->'''MikeJ!Cage:'''
anybody!\\
'''MikeJ (as Cage):'''
I'm sorry, I was doing my impression of Bobcat Goldthwait getting castrated again.
-->'''Critic!Vasil:''' (muffled)
again.\\
'''Critic (as Vasil):''' ''(muffled)''
There's nothing left now! I'm invisible compared to your acting!



-->'''Wang Fire!Sokka''': GO TO YOUR ROOM!

to:

-->'''Wang Fire!Sokka''': Fire Sokka:''' GO TO YOUR ROOM!
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