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19th Mar '17 11:52:16 AM nombretomado
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-->*''Shows [[ANewHope Death Star]] blowing up''*

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-->*''Shows [[ANewHope [[Film/ANewHope Death Star]] blowing up''*
18th Mar '17 11:36:15 AM nombretomado
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-->'''Soundwave:''' No -- I am tired of doing all the work and having no personality -- I want a StoryArc -- [[CharacterDevelopment something that gives me depth]] -- I want a romance -- yes -- a RomanticComedy -- perhaps a relationship with the toaster -- the toaster can be stuck up and high class -- I will be quirky and giving in to all sorts of antics -- [[BelligerentSexualTension at first she doesn't like me but then she admires my silly charm]] -- we get to know each other better -- [[ThirdActMisunderstanding but then she discovers I was keeping a secret the whole time]] -- I try to explain I held this secret because I love her -- but she is too emotional and filled with hate -- so she decides to marry the snob -- [[DisposableFiance a real uptight guy]] with no funny lines -- [[WeddingDeadline she is about to be wed at the altar]] -- [[SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace but then I come stumbling in after going through some sort of comedic chase I plead myself to her]] -- and at first -- it looks like she's not buying it -- but then -- her eyes tear up -- she turns around -- gives me a hug -- the snobby groom is angry -- but then -- my comedic {{sidekick}} comes in and punches him -- the crowd cheers -- I tell the toaster I love her -- she says she loves me -- we decide to get married but we do not show it on screen because two weddings would just be repetitive -- so we end with kind of an open ending -- something like we're driving a convertible into the sunset or something -- this leaves it open for a sequel -- I want to be played by ZacEfron -- and NataliePortman as the toaster -- there is a bit of an age difference but I think she looks young enough she can pull it off -- Creator/{{Disney}} has shown interest -- Gary Marshall is attached to direct -- it will be called ''Soundwaves of the Heart'' -- [[AvoidTheDreadedGRating it will be rated PG-13 for crude humor and adult situations]] -- but nothing too bad -- just enough to let the male demographic know that it's edgy and we'll have some gross out humor for them -- and the female demographic will instantly be drawn to the toaster -- [[EscapistCharacter they will be able to imagine themselves inserted into the role]] -- it will be released in summer preferably over a holiday weekend -- it will break records -- win awards -- it will be the SleeperHit of the year --

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-->'''Soundwave:''' No -- I am tired of doing all the work and having no personality -- I want a StoryArc -- [[CharacterDevelopment something that gives me depth]] -- I want a romance -- yes -- a RomanticComedy -- perhaps a relationship with the toaster -- the toaster can be stuck up and high class -- I will be quirky and giving in to all sorts of antics -- [[BelligerentSexualTension at first she doesn't like me but then she admires my silly charm]] -- we get to know each other better -- [[ThirdActMisunderstanding but then she discovers I was keeping a secret the whole time]] -- I try to explain I held this secret because I love her -- but she is too emotional and filled with hate -- so she decides to marry the snob -- [[DisposableFiance a real uptight guy]] with no funny lines -- [[WeddingDeadline she is about to be wed at the altar]] -- [[SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace but then I come stumbling in after going through some sort of comedic chase I plead myself to her]] -- and at first -- it looks like she's not buying it -- but then -- her eyes tear up -- she turns around -- gives me a hug -- the snobby groom is angry -- but then -- my comedic {{sidekick}} comes in and punches him -- the crowd cheers -- I tell the toaster I love her -- she says she loves me -- we decide to get married but we do not show it on screen because two weddings would just be repetitive -- so we end with kind of an open ending -- something like we're driving a convertible into the sunset or something -- this leaves it open for a sequel -- I want to be played by ZacEfron Creator/ZacEfron -- and NataliePortman Creator/NataliePortman as the toaster -- there is a bit of an age difference but I think she looks young enough she can pull it off -- Creator/{{Disney}} has shown interest -- Gary Marshall is attached to direct -- it will be called ''Soundwaves of the Heart'' -- [[AvoidTheDreadedGRating it will be rated PG-13 for crude humor and adult situations]] -- but nothing too bad -- just enough to let the male demographic know that it's edgy and we'll have some gross out humor for them -- and the female demographic will instantly be drawn to the toaster -- [[EscapistCharacter they will be able to imagine themselves inserted into the role]] -- it will be released in summer preferably over a holiday weekend -- it will break records -- win awards -- it will be the SleeperHit of the year --
14th Mar '17 5:55:58 PM nombretomado
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** Becomes HilariousInHindsight when we learn that MoulinRouge was the Critic's favorite review.

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** Becomes HilariousInHindsight when we learn that MoulinRouge ''Film/MoulinRouge'' was the Critic's favorite review.
11th Mar '17 5:14:39 PM nombretomado
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* Noting the main villain's name is Zygon, with references to [[Series/DoctorWho the Zygons]] and MissSaigon.

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* Noting the main villain's name is Zygon, with references to [[Series/DoctorWho the Zygons]] and MissSaigon.Theatre/MissSaigon.
26th Feb '17 12:28:02 PM nombretomado
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* "Things are looking up, when he discovers his teacher is JenniferLopez. Actually, I imagine a lot of things would be [[SomethingElseAlsoRises going up]] as soon as he discovered that."

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* "Things are looking up, when he discovers his teacher is JenniferLopez.Music/JenniferLopez. Actually, I imagine a lot of things would be [[SomethingElseAlsoRises going up]] as soon as he discovered that."
22nd Feb '17 9:17:36 AM Candhfan621
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** Made even better if an ad DOESN'T play, meaning the Xenomorph just saw a black screen.
12th Feb '17 10:41:06 AM TheFallofElDorado
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* Three--[[Creator/TeamFourStar eventually six]]--men sharing a king-sized bed and reading from ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey''. While doing impressions of Disney/MickeyMouse, DroopyDog, Creator/LiamNeeson, [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers The Monarch]], [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Dr. Zoidberg]] and NicolasCage.

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* Three--[[Creator/TeamFourStar eventually six]]--men sharing a king-sized bed and reading from ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey''. While doing impressions of Disney/MickeyMouse, DroopyDog, WesternAnimation/{{Droopy}}, Creator/LiamNeeson, [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers The Monarch]], [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Dr. Zoidberg]] and NicolasCage.Creator/NicolasCage.
11th Feb '17 8:41:54 PM TheNohrianDarkKnight
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* [[HopeSpot The Critic thinks he's off the hook]] when JO says that (s)he can't properly review the show without being an involved fan who grew up with it, [[YankTheDogsChain only to have his hopes crushed]] ([[TheChewToy as usual]]) when (s)he brings up TheMovie.

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* [[HopeSpot The Critic thinks he's off the hook]] when JO says that (s)he the Critic can't properly review the show without being an involved fan who grew up with it, [[YankTheDogsChain only to have his hopes crushed]] ([[TheChewToy as usual]]) when (s)he brings up TheMovie.
11th Feb '17 8:41:13 PM TheNohrianDarkKnight
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Note: for the sake of this review, since this predated Jacob Chapman (formerly known as Hope Chapman) coming out as transgender, the examples will refer to him as "her", since he was a girl at the time of doing the review.



** And the JO signal makes a comeback when JO uses it at the end to vent his frustrations about the movie. But the "JO" is replaced with [[spoiler:an expression Tai pulls that the Critic was disturbed by earlier on.]]

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** And the JO signal makes a comeback when JO uses it at the end to vent his her frustrations about the movie. But the "JO" is replaced with [[spoiler:an expression Tai pulls that the Critic was disturbed by earlier on.]]



* [[HopeSpot The Critic thinks he's off the hook]] when JO says that he can't properly review the show without being an involved fan who grew up with it, [[YankTheDogsChain only to have his hopes crushed]] ([[TheChewToy as usual]]) when he brings up TheMovie.
** [[OhCrap His reaction]] when he hears about TheMovie is hilarious.

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* [[HopeSpot The Critic thinks he's off the hook]] when JO says that he (s)he can't properly review the show without being an involved fan who grew up with it, [[YankTheDogsChain only to have his hopes crushed]] ([[TheChewToy as usual]]) when he (s)he brings up TheMovie.
** [[OhCrap His The Critic's reaction]] when he hears about TheMovie is hilarious.



* The Critic cuts to a commercial to let JO finish his weeping over a [[ShipSinking sunken character ship]] ([[spoiler:Tai/Sora, sunk by the DistantFinale of ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02'']]). When they come back, [[LampshadeHanging he asks him]] why his [[YourMakeupIsRunning mascara is dripping]] when he doesn't even wear mascara. He's just as confused as he is.

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* The Critic cuts to a commercial to let JO finish his her weeping over a [[ShipSinking sunken character ship]] ([[spoiler:Tai/Sora, sunk by the DistantFinale of ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02'']]). When they come back, [[LampshadeHanging he asks him]] her]] why his her [[YourMakeupIsRunning mascara is dripping]] when he (s)he doesn't even wear mascara. He's (S)he's just as confused as he is.



-->'''JO:''' Prodigious! BenKingsley in a bad movie!

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-->'''JO:''' Prodigious! BenKingsley Creator/BenKingsley in a bad movie!



** JO responds by pointing out that Dairy Queen was the restaurant that made toys for the Digimon franchise. The Critic asks him how he could know that without being deeply ashamed. JO's response?

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** JO responds by pointing out that Dairy Queen was the restaurant that made toys for the Digimon franchise. The Critic asks him her how he (s)he could know that without being deeply ashamed. JO's response?



** Made better in the commentary: JO says he actually ''did'' forget about that sequence until he had to watch the movie again for the review.

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** Made better in the commentary: JO says he (s)he actually ''did'' forget about that sequence until he (s)he had to watch the movie again for the review.
10th Jan '17 6:07:12 PM nombretomado
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* LittleKuriboh's cameo, [[spoiler: where he beats the Critic senseless with a baseball bat for reviewing ''Anime/{{Ponyo|On The Cliff By The Sea}}'' (in spite of the Critic making it clear early in the review that he likes it), while going on about why it was a good movie - completely in deadpan]].
** A large part of what makes LittleKuriboh's cameo hilarious is the [[spoiler: [[TranquilFury subtle sort of grace]] with which he seems to clobber the Critic, as if this is something he practices and does on a [[ButForMeItWasTuesday regular basis]].]] Also the HypocriticalHumor at the end, [[WebOriginal/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries given his claim to fame]].
-->'''LittleKuriboh''': And ''{{Anime/Ponyo|On The Cliff By The Sea}}'' is fantastic, just like any Japanese Anime.

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* LittleKuriboh's Creator/LittleKuriboh's cameo, [[spoiler: where he beats the Critic senseless with a baseball bat for reviewing ''Anime/{{Ponyo|On The Cliff By The Sea}}'' (in spite of the Critic making it clear early in the review that he likes it), while going on about why it was a good movie - completely in deadpan]].
** A large part of what makes LittleKuriboh's [=LittleKuriboh=]'s cameo hilarious is the [[spoiler: [[TranquilFury subtle sort of grace]] with which he seems to clobber the Critic, as if this is something he practices and does on a [[ButForMeItWasTuesday regular basis]].]] Also the HypocriticalHumor at the end, [[WebOriginal/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries given his claim to fame]].
-->'''LittleKuriboh''': -->'''[=LittleKuriboh=]''': And ''{{Anime/Ponyo|On The Cliff By The Sea}}'' is fantastic, just like any Japanese Anime.
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