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2nd Jun '17 8:28:24 AM Morgenthaler
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* Their comment on the ''AngelaAnaconda'' short:

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* Their comment on the ''AngelaAnaconda'' ''WesternAnimation/AngelaAnaconda'' short:
28th May '17 7:21:01 PM ironballs16
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--> "You totally forgot that existed, didn't you?"

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--> ---> "You totally forgot that existed, didn't you?"



-->'''Sage:''' Critic, have a little more faith in me than that. If I showed you something from my...personal collection, it probably kill you. [[PragmaticVillainy If you die]], [[CruelMercy then I'd have nobody to play with]]. *''SlasherSmile''*

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-->'''Sage:''' Critic, have a little more faith in me than that. If I showed you something from my...personal collection, it it'd probably kill you. [[PragmaticVillainy If you die]], [[CruelMercy then I'd have nobody to play with]]. *''SlasherSmile''*



* "[[Film/TheRoom Oh hai]], [''StarWars'' character being ripped-off]!"

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* "[[Film/TheRoom Oh hai]], [''StarWars'' character [[{{Expy}} being ripped-off]!"ripped-off]]]!"
28th May '17 12:45:02 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Critic!Prime:''' So is JerseyShore.

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-->'''Critic!Prime:''' So is JerseyShore.''Series/JerseyShore''.
26th May '17 8:10:04 AM CosmicFerret
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* "Hey, sir! Listen to this! [[BeamMeUpScotty Luke,]] [[StarWars I am]] [[TheEmpireStrikesBack your father]]."

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* "Hey, sir! Listen to this! [[BeamMeUpScotty Luke,]] [[StarWars I am]] [[TheEmpireStrikesBack [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack your father]]."
19th May '17 3:08:57 PM Asue
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* When the Critic sees that Creator/MalcolmMcDowell is in the movie:
-->'''Critic''': And now we take a look at just who's running this [[Film/MilkMoney so'op]]--Malcolm [=McDowell=]! God, I've seen this guy in so many of my reviews I should just have a warm glass from the [[Film/AClockworkOrange Korova Milk Bar]] waiting for him.
** Due to the place where the circle wipe that transitions from that scene to the gangsters undressing in the locker room begins, the Critic's reaction is, "Daah! Apparently there was another scene in that woman's ass! Hey, if someone told me the rest of this movie [[AssPull came out of someone's behind]], I'd believe it."



* When the Critic sees that Creator/MalcolmMcDowell is in the movie:
-->'''Critic''': And now we take a look at just who's running this [[Film/MilkMoney so'op]]--Malcolm [=McDowell=]! God, I've seen this guy in so many of my reviews I should just have a warm glass from the [[Film/AClockworkOrange Korova Milk Bar]] waiting for him.
** Due to the place where the circle wipe that transitions from that scene to the gangsters undressing in the locker room begins, the Critic's reaction is, "Daah! Apparently there was another scene in that woman's ass! Hey, if someone told me the rest of this movie [[AssPull came out of someone's behind]], I'd believe it."
19th May '17 3:05:06 PM Asue
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* Critic notes that Jennifer Garner's character Stacy Sampanahoditra, with her [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent vague accent]], weird hair, [[WTHCostumingDepartment and Chinese crackerjack sailor suit]], is the [[Franchise/{{Dune}} Kwisatz Haderach of stereotypes]].
* The Critic calling the thieves "a children's stage play version of [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Catwoman and Bane]]."



* The two federal agents play what the Critic calls a castrated version of I Spy. At one point, Anders tells Stupak to look to his left. Stupak turns left and finds himself facing a mirror, then looks back up at Anders.
-->'''Critic:''' Oh snap! You just got Hud!! ''[cut back to the scene with a shredding guitar and the text "You've just Been Hud" appearing on the bottom of the screen next to a picture of Ernie Hudson's head]''
* Bob, the male thief, goes after Magoo, fails to get past Magoo's Loki horns when trying to garrote him, and gets knocked out with a hammer, accidentally turning on a giant fan. The Critic has to shout over the noise of the fan:
-->'''Critic:''' YEAH!! BECAUSE IF THERE'S ANYTHING EVERY OPERA PERFORMANCE NEEDS WITH THE SENSITIVITY OF THE SINGERS' VOICES, IT'S A GIANT, LOUD, HARD TO CONTROL WIND MACHINE!! WHY DON'T ALL OPERA HOUSES HAVE THIS?!



* The two federal agents play what the Critic calls a castrated version of I Spy. At one point, Anders tells Stupak to look to his left. Stupak turns left and finds himself facing a mirror, then looks back up at Anders.
-->'''Critic:''' Oh snap! You just got Hud!! ''[cut back to the scene with a shredding guitar and the text "You've just Been Hud" appearing on the bottom of the screen next to a picture of Ernie Hudson's head]''
* Bob, the male thief, goes after Magoo, fails to get past Magoo's Loki horns when trying to garrote him, and gets knocked out with a hammer, accidentally turning on a giant fan. The Critic has to shout over the noise of the fan:
-->'''Critic:''' YEAH!! BECAUSE IF THERE'S ANYTHING EVERY OPERA PERFORMANCE NEEDS WITH THE SENSITIVITY OF THE SINGERS' VOICES, IT'S A GIANT, LOUD, HARD TO CONTROL WIND MACHINE!! WHY DON'T ALL OPERA HOUSES HAVE THIS?!
* The Critic calling the thieves "a children's stage play version of [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Catwoman and Bane]]."
* When the movie cops says the female thief kills all her male accomplices and nobody has been able to finger (identify) her, the Critic responds "What a shame. They die before they can finger her?", leading into a David Letterman cutaway to commercial.

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* The two federal agents play what the Critic calls a castrated version of I Spy. At one point, Anders tells Stupak to look to his left. Stupak turns left and finds himself facing a mirror, then looks back up at Anders.
-->'''Critic:''' Oh snap! You just got Hud!! ''[cut back to the scene with a shredding guitar and the text "You've just Been Hud" appearing on the bottom of the screen next to a picture of Ernie Hudson's head]''
* Bob, the male thief, goes after Magoo, fails to get past Magoo's Loki horns when trying to garrote him, and gets knocked out with a hammer, accidentally turning on a giant fan. The Critic has to shout over the noise of the fan:
-->'''Critic:''' YEAH!! BECAUSE IF THERE'S ANYTHING EVERY OPERA PERFORMANCE NEEDS WITH THE SENSITIVITY OF THE SINGERS' VOICES, IT'S A GIANT, LOUD, HARD TO CONTROL WIND MACHINE!! WHY DON'T ALL OPERA HOUSES HAVE THIS?!
* The Critic calling the thieves "a children's stage play version of [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Catwoman and Bane]]."
* When the movie cops says the female thief kills all her male accomplices and nobody has been able to finger (identify) her, the Critic responds "What a shame. They die before they can finger her?", leading into a David Letterman cutaway to commercial.



* The Critic's reactions to the eggplant truck, including taking a shot of alcohol to do a SpitTake and BigWhat.

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* The Critic's reactions to the eggplant truck, including taking a shot of alcohol to do a SpitTake and BigWhat.



* Critic notes that Jennifer Garner's character Stacy Sampanahoditra, with her [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent vague accent]], weird hair, [[WTHCostumingDepartment and Chinese crackerjack sailor suit]], is the [[Franchise/{{Dune}} Kwisatz Haderach of stereotypes]].
19th May '17 2:57:30 PM Asue
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--> '''Female Chicken''' Did you find Daniel's body?

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--> '''Female Chicken''' Chicken:''' Did you find Daniel's body?



29th Apr '17 2:03:10 PM SorPepita
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-->"Aww, but I just want to play with the puppies...'''[[MoodWhiplash YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!]]'''"

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-->"Aww, but I just want to play with the puppies... '''[[MoodWhiplash YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!]]'''"



* "Could I say my line...any closer...to the camera?" *''BANG!!''* "Ow!"

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* "Could I say my line... any closer...closer... to the camera?" *''BANG!!''* "Ow!"



--> '''Alien B:''' It just...wasn't...funny... *''dies''*

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--> '''Alien B:''' It just...wasn't... wasn't... funny... *''dies''*



--> ''"Blood and guts...slimy too...shoulda stopped...at movie two..."''

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--> ''"Blood and guts... slimy too...too... shoulda stopped...stopped... at movie two..."''



--> '''Critic:''' [[SarcasmMode ...Good job there]].

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--> '''Critic:''' [[SarcasmMode ... Good job there]].



* "...and is dumb as, well, [[ShapedLikeItself Homer Simpson]]."

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* "... and is dumb as, well, [[ShapedLikeItself Homer Simpson]]."



-->'''Fan''': ...No...

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-->'''Fan''': ... No...



** After they...exhaust...themselves maniacally laughing over it, they eventually decide to all jerk off in the bathroom together, dragging Uncle Yo in with them.

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** After they...exhaust... exhaust... themselves maniacally laughing over it, they eventually decide to all jerk off in the bathroom together, dragging Uncle Yo in with them.



** And then he says that the twist of [[spoiler: [[BigBad Jon Voight]] [[LukeIAmYourFather being Kahuna's brother]]]] is... [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually Pretty Good]] . It didn't have so much {{Foreshadowing}} that ItWasHisSled, yet had just enough {{Foreshadowing}} (i.e. a FlashBack [[spoiler: showing Kahuna's brother [[GreenEyedMonster being envious of him as a teenager]]]]) that it wasn't a complete AssPull. As far as TheTwist goes, this example was done pretty well, and is completely logical... that is, for ''[[DamnedByFaintPraise Baby Geniuses 2]]'' standards.

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** And then he says that the twist of [[spoiler: [[BigBad Jon Voight]] [[LukeIAmYourFather being Kahuna's brother]]]] is... [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually Pretty Good]] .Good]]. It didn't have so much {{Foreshadowing}} that ItWasHisSled, yet had just enough {{Foreshadowing}} (i.e. a FlashBack [[spoiler: showing Kahuna's brother [[GreenEyedMonster being envious of him as a teenager]]]]) that it wasn't a complete AssPull. As far as TheTwist goes, this example was done pretty well, and is completely logical... that is, for ''[[DamnedByFaintPraise Baby Geniuses 2]]'' standards.



* "Remember, there's no place like home...unless you're twenty-four and you have a job; in which case, move out, you fucking freeloader!"

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* "Remember, there's no place like home... unless you're twenty-four and you have a job; in which case, move out, you fucking freeloader!"



-->*''voice breaking''* "...I need an adult."

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-->*''voice breaking''* "... I need an adult."



-->'''Todd:''' Okay, why exactly ''can't'' they catch a cab? Because they're black? [[FridgeLogic But]] ''[[FridgeLogic everyone's]]'' [[FridgeLogic black in this univ--]] ...Whatever.

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-->'''Todd:''' Okay, why exactly ''can't'' they catch a cab? Because they're black? [[FridgeLogic But]] ''[[FridgeLogic everyone's]]'' [[FridgeLogic black in this univ--]] ... Whatever.



-->'''Todd:''' ...Michael Jackson's magnum opus: ''Moonwalker''!

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-->'''Todd:''' ... Michael Jackson's magnum opus: ''Moonwalker''!



* "Once the fastest metal mouth on the midway...frozen!" "[[Film/SuburbanCommando TODAY!]]"

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* "Once the fastest metal mouth on the midway... frozen!" "[[Film/SuburbanCommando TODAY!]]"



-->'''Todd:''' ...mother.

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-->'''Todd:''' ... mother.



* The Critic's rather...logical explanation for why they censored the three-breasted stripper: people jerking off to it would be depriving the original creator of credit.

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* The Critic's rather... logical explanation for why they censored the three-breasted stripper: people jerking off to it would be depriving the original creator of credit.
29th Apr '17 1:56:53 PM SorPepita
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* The Critic pointing out the ultra-cheery music in the scene where the kids ask Jack to come out and play, but finds [[SoundtrackDissonance it doesn't work since Jack is still crying and not getting better]]. He wonders if this works with other crying scenes...and plays it over the ending to ''[[MarleyAndMe Marley & Me]]''.

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* The Critic pointing out the ultra-cheery music in the scene where the kids ask Jack to come out and play, but finds [[SoundtrackDissonance it doesn't work since Jack is still crying and not getting better]]. He wonders if this works with other crying scenes... and plays it over the ending to ''[[MarleyAndMe Marley & Me]]''.



* The entire bit involving the...interesting job Jack's father has.

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* The entire bit involving the... interesting job Jack's father has.



-->'''Critic''': waitaminute...Was that the fucking Enterprise? It is! It's the fucking Enterprise! What the hell is the Enterprise doing in the '40s? Or present day, or whenever the fuck that futuristic trial was supposed to happen!?

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-->'''Critic''': waitaminute... Was that the fucking Enterprise? It is! It's the fucking Enterprise! What the hell is the Enterprise doing in the '40s? Or present day, or whenever the fuck that futuristic trial was supposed to happen!?



-->'''Critic as Captain Kirk''': Sppppoooooockkkk, have you ever wondered if you can....smoke a tribble?

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-->'''Critic as Captain Kirk''': Sppppoooooockkkk, have you ever wondered if you can....can... smoke a tribble?



** When no people have been melted for a while, the Critic is ecstatic when a whole town of people are engulfed in green lava, causing the counter to jump to 1,313...until it turns out they ''didn't'' melt, making a hilarious frown as the counter drops back to 4.

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** When no people have been melted for a while, the Critic is ecstatic when a whole town of people are engulfed in green lava, causing the counter to jump to 1,313... until it turns out they ''didn't'' melt, making a hilarious frown as the counter drops back to 4.



--> '''Diamanda:''' ...[[HypocriticalHumor and the crab people I rule over with an iron fist agree.]] \\

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--> '''Diamanda:''' ... [[HypocriticalHumor and the crab people I rule over with an iron fist agree.]] \\
29th Apr '17 12:16:35 PM nombretomado
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* The Critic's inital response to seeing WebVideo/DiamandaHagan.

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* The Critic's inital initial response to seeing WebVideo/DiamandaHagan.



* The Critic thinking ToddInTheShadows is going to rape him, and trying to knock him out with an utterly pathetic punch. [[EpicFail He misses completely and falls on the floor]].

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* The Critic thinking ToddInTheShadows WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows is going to rape him, and trying to knock him out with an utterly pathetic punch. [[EpicFail He misses completely and falls on the floor]].
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