History Funny / TheNostalgiaCritic2011Episodes

12th Jun '17 7:27:29 AM StFan
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* The Critic's bewilderment as to why the [[WesternAnimation/DinoRiders Dino-Riders]] franchise [[SugarWiki/SoCoolItsAwesome never caught on]].
-->'''Critic:''' As long as Jeff Goldblum doesn't have anything to with them, these dinosaurs are ''awesome'' !
-->'''Dino-Riders jingle:''' Dino-Rideeeeeers!
-->'''Creator/JeffGoldblum:''' [[Franchise/JurassicPark That...That's chaos theory.]]
* He calls his t-shirt his I Donut Donuts t-shirt.
* The Critic's review of a TV spot for a re-release of ''Disney/SongOfTheSouth''.

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* The Critic's bewilderment as to why the [[WesternAnimation/DinoRiders Dino-Riders]] ''WesternAnimation/DinoRiders'' franchise [[SugarWiki/SoCoolItsAwesome never caught on]].
-->'''Critic:''' As long as Jeff Goldblum doesn't have anything to with them, these dinosaurs are ''awesome'' !
-->'''Dino-Riders
''awesome''!\\
'''Dino-Riders
jingle:''' Dino-Rideeeeeers!
-->'''Creator/JeffGoldblum:'''
Dino-Rideeeeeers!\\
'''Creator/JeffGoldblum:'''
[[Franchise/JurassicPark That...That... That's chaos theory.]]
* He calls his t-shirt T-shirt his I Donut Donuts t-shirt.
T-shirt.
* The Critic's review of a TV spot for a re-release of ''Disney/SongOfTheSouth''.''Film/SongOfTheSouth''.
10th Jun '17 2:28:46 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Critic:''' You're telling me you'd ''actually'' do the WoodyWoodpecker Routine to get a guy?

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-->'''Critic:''' You're telling me you'd ''actually'' do the WoodyWoodpecker WesternAnimation/WoodyWoodpecker Routine to get a guy?
10th Jun '17 10:25:04 AM nombretomado
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--> '''Critic''': ''"Chop this!"''... I haven't been blown away by a comeback since Lady Astor said to WinstonChurchill, "[[VolleyingInsults If I were your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee]]," to which Winston Churchill responded, "Fuck you, ya bitch! I'm gonna stab you in the face later!"

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--> '''Critic''': ''"Chop this!"''... I haven't been blown away by a comeback since Lady Astor said to WinstonChurchill, UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill, "[[VolleyingInsults If I were your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee]]," to which Winston Churchill responded, "Fuck you, ya bitch! I'm gonna stab you in the face later!"
3rd Jun '17 7:46:16 PM BeastC
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* "CAN I GET AN AMEN???" *''dances like a minister''*

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* "CAN I GET AN AMEN???" *''dances *''[[Film/TheBluesBrothers dances like a minister''*minister]]''*
28th May '17 2:45:52 PM nombretomado
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** And then yelling to another group of con-goers, which include [[{{Vocaloid}} Kaito]], [[Webcomic/HomeStuck John Egbert]], [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Mikuru]] and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud]].

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** And then yelling to another group of con-goers, which include [[{{Vocaloid}} [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Kaito]], [[Webcomic/HomeStuck John Egbert]], [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Mikuru]] and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud]].
28th May '17 12:44:51 PM nombretomado
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* His thoughts on ''JerseyShore''.

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* His thoughts on ''JerseyShore''.''Series/JerseyShore''.
26th May '17 8:09:43 AM CosmicFerret
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* Playing [[StarWars Darth]] [[TheEmpireStrikesBack Vader's]] [[ItWasHisSled infamous]] [[LukeIAmYourFather line]] when Reynolds's character denies being Devon's father.

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* Playing [[StarWars Darth]] [[TheEmpireStrikesBack [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Vader's]] [[ItWasHisSled infamous]] [[LukeIAmYourFather line]] when Reynolds's character denies being Devon's father.
1st May '17 3:02:52 AM SorPepita
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* After [[spoiler:Satine dies]]:
-->'''Christian:''' *''crying; which oddly, sounds like laughter''* AHHH... HA HA HA HA HA...!
-->'''Critic:''' Yeah, I guess it ''is'' kinda funny.



* "WELL, My balls are ''alive'' with the sound of--WHOOPIE!!!!"

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* "WELL, My my balls are ''alive'' with the sound of--WHOOPIE!!!!"



* After [[spoiler:Satine dies]]:
-->'''Christian:''' *''crying; which oddly, sounds like laughter''* AHHH... HA HA HA HA HA...!
-->'''Critic:''' Yeah, I guess it ''is'' kinda funny.
1st May '17 2:09:20 AM SorPepita
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** "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes, or the...[[SpecialEffectsFailure skin of their obviously falling off masks.]]"

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** "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes, or the... [[SpecialEffectsFailure skin of their obviously falling off masks.]]"



-->'''Critic''': Oh my God, '''no''' ! ''*The toymaster pulls out a key*'' Oh.

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-->'''Critic''': Oh my God, '''no''' ! '''no'''! ''*The toymaster pulls out a key*'' Oh.



-->'''Critic:''' *''sighs''* At the risk of sounding incredibly droll...d'oh, I can't help it!

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-->'''Critic:''' *''sighs''* At the risk of sounding incredibly droll... d'oh, I can't help it!



-->'''Critic:''' So...God's in this movie? Well that I didn't know. Does he say--

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-->'''Critic:''' So... God's in this movie? Well that I didn't know. Does he say--



* The Critic's suggestions on how the film could be improved...which basically amount to simply airing the original animated special.
-->"That's the film. Oh my God! Could it be any longer?! I bet you're wondering what I would do to make it any stronger. Well...maybe you could shorten it, by an hour or two. And maybe some bright colors for a friendlier view. *''clip from the remake shown with colors brightening''* [[Creator/BorisKarloff A more subtle actor]] might be anticipated. And hey, you know what else? Why not make it animated? Yes, those are the changes that I would insist. *''beat''* Oh wait, we don't need to. '''IT FUCKING EXISTS."'''

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* The Critic's suggestions on how the film could be improved... which basically amount to simply airing the original animated special.
-->"That's the film. Oh my God! Could it be any longer?! I bet you're wondering what I would do to make it any stronger. Well... maybe you could shorten it, by an hour or two. And maybe some bright colors for a friendlier view. *''clip from the remake shown with colors brightening''* [[Creator/BorisKarloff A more subtle actor]] might be anticipated. And hey, you know what else? Why not make it animated? Yes, those are the changes that I would insist. *''beat''* Oh wait, we don't need to. '''IT FUCKING EXISTS."'''
30th Apr '17 5:51:49 PM Luigifan
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----> '''Critic:''' Let me make one thing ''perfectly clear''. This is ''not'' {{jumping the shark}}. I'll repeat that again. This is ''not'' jumping the shark, oh, no no no no no no no... this is JUMPING THE SHARK, COMING BACK, SHOOTING IT IN THE ''BALLS'', ''RAPING'' IT, ''EATING ITS FLESH, CONSUMING ITS SOUL, MOUNTING ITS HEAD ON THE WALL, '''AND THEN DOING THE SAME THING TO TWELVE MORE FUCKING SHARKS JUST TO BE SAFE!!!'''''

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----> '''Critic:''' Let me make one thing ''perfectly clear''. This is ''not'' {{jumping the shark}}. I'll repeat that again. This is ''not'' jumping the shark, oh, no no no no no no no... this is JUMPING THE SHARK, COMING BACK, SHOOTING IT IN THE ''BALLS'', ''[[GroinAttack BALLS]]'', ''RAPING'' IT, ''EATING ITS FLESH, CONSUMING ITS SOUL, MOUNTING ITS HEAD ON THE WALL, '''AND THEN DOING THE SAME THING TO TWELVE MORE FUCKING SHARKS JUST TO BE SAFE!!!'''''



* The Critic's [[FlatWhat reaction]] to the twist of [[spoiler: Martin, Timmy's brother, being the BigBad at NIMH.]] It's not very often when the Critic is left [[FlatWhat at a loss for words]]. But the real kicker of that whole sequence is the fact that said twist was REALLY written by [[spoiler: Dr. Insano and Dr. Smith teaming up for SCIENCE!]].

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* The Critic's [[FlatWhat reaction]] to the twist of [[spoiler: Martin, [[spoiler:Martin, Timmy's brother, being the BigBad at NIMH.]] NIMH]]. It's not very often when the Critic is left [[FlatWhat at a loss for words]]. But the real kicker of that whole sequence is the fact that said twist was REALLY written by [[spoiler: Dr.[[spoiler:Dr. Insano and Dr. Smith teaming up for SCIENCE!]].



*** [[spoiler: Dr. Insano]] getting so crazy from laughing that he bangs his head repeatedly on the computer notebook keyboard.

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*** [[spoiler: Dr.[[spoiler:Dr. Insano]] getting so crazy from laughing that he bangs his head repeatedly on the computer notebook keyboard.



---> '''Martin:''' The same thing we do every night stupid; try to TakeOverTheWorld!

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---> '''Martin:''' The same thing we do every night night, stupid; try to TakeOverTheWorld!



*** The best part: the Critic is so taken aback by the twist that he starts to talk and then throws up his hands over and over again, unable to summon adequate words to express his outrage. Finally he manages to get out "DUMB! THIS IS ''DUMB!!''"

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*** The best part: the Critic is so taken aback by the twist that he starts to talk and then throws up his hands over and over again, unable to summon adequate words to express his outrage. Finally Finally, he manages to get out "DUMB! THIS IS ''DUMB!!''"



* Or him noting that-even though this will sound strange, [[LampshadeHanging coming from him]], but the whole Emo-Peter bit with all the dancing and acting incredibly weird ([[UptoEleven yes, even for Peter Parker this was just plain odd]]!) was just plain [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards geeky]].
* Spider-Man jumping on the Parade balloons-complete with [[SuperMarioBros Mario music and jumping SFX]].

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* Or him noting that-even that -- even though this will sound strange, [[LampshadeHanging coming from him]], but the whole Emo-Peter bit with all the dancing and acting incredibly weird ([[UptoEleven yes, even for Peter Parker this was just plain odd]]!) was just plain [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards geeky]].
* Spider-Man jumping on the Parade balloons-complete balloons -- complete with [[SuperMarioBros Mario music and jumping SFX]].



-->Green Goblin: *singing* The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout.
-->Critic: *singing to the same tune with the same voice* When will the overacting ever stop?

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-->Green Goblin: -->'''Green Goblin''': *singing* The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout.
-->Critic: -->'''Critic''': *singing to the same tune with the same voice* When will the overacting ever stop?



* "And Mr Spielberg, before you even knew what you had you packaged it, you patented it, you slapped it on a plastic lunchbox and now" *slams table* "you're selling it, you're selling it. Well, Lost World."

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* "And Mr Mr. Spielberg, before you even knew what you had had, you packaged it, you patented it, you slapped it on a plastic lunchbox lunchbox, and now" now..." *slams table* "you're "...you're selling it, you're selling it. Well, Lost World."



* *Jeff Goldblum runs away from a raptor into a room with glass windows* "No, don't you remember ? They can open doors !" *Raptor smashes through a window* "And that too."

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* *Jeff Goldblum runs away from a raptor into a room with glass windows* "No, don't you remember ? They can open doors !" doors!" *Raptor smashes through a window* "And that too."



* [[AC: Actual odds of getting raped by a gorilla in Burger King [[FalseReassurance now only 1 in 5.]]]]

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* [[AC: Actual [[AC:Actual odds of getting raped by a gorilla in Burger King [[FalseReassurance now only 1 in 5.]]]]
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