History Funny / TheNakedGun

25th Nov '16 5:44:27 PM Geoduck
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** Also introducing the ''very'' large announcing crew for the current game, ending with [[TheCameo Dr. Joyce Brothers]], and including legendary basketball announcer Dick Vitale.

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** Also introducing the ''very'' large announcing crew for the current game, ending with [[TheCameo Dr. Joyce Brothers]], and game including legendary basketball announcer Dick Vitale.Vitale, and ending with [[TheCameo Dr. Joyce Brothers]].



'''Jane''': Thank you, I just had it stuffed. ''(brings a stuffed beaver into view)''

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'''Jane''': Thank you, I just had it stuffed. ''(brings a stuffed and mounted beaver into view)''



* And of course, Nordberg trying to plant a tracking bug under the van of one of a {{Mook}} only for said mook to get in the van and take off with Nordberg still under it before Nordberg even has a chance to attach the bug to the vehicle; Nordberg sliding out from under the van, down a hill, and under Frank and Ed's own cop car, throwing off their pursuit of the villain--though luckily they end up catching him anyway--and Nordberg has all manner of nasty objects hit his groin as Ed drives the car with Nordberg unwittingly trapped under it; Ed stopping suddenly when he catches the villain and Nordberg sliding out from under the car and getting stuck under a bus that's on its way to Detroit from Washington DC and Nordberg [[OhCrap screaming "Oh no!"]] as the bus leaves.

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* And of course, Nordberg trying to plant a tracking bug under the van of one of a {{Mook}} only for said mook to get in the van and take off with Nordberg still under it before Nordberg even has a chance to attach the bug to the vehicle; Nordberg sliding out from under the van, down a hill, and under Frank and Ed's own cop car, throwing off their pursuit of the villain--though luckily they end up catching him anyway--and Nordberg has all manner of nasty objects hit his groin as Ed unwittingly drives the car with Nordberg unwittingly trapped under it; Ed stopping suddenly when he catches the villain and Nordberg sliding out from under the car and getting stuck under a bus that's on its way to Detroit from Washington DC and Nordberg [[OhCrap screaming "Oh no!"]] as the bus leaves.
22nd Nov '16 8:16:53 AM 123456789
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** [[CasualDangerDialog "It's okay. Now normally, you would not be going sixty-five down the wrong way of a one-way street..."]]
** "Gently extend your arm... [[FlippingTheBird Extend your middle finger...]] Very good. Well done."

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** Sir John Houseman as the most laid back driving instructor in the world.
***
[[CasualDangerDialog "It's okay. Now normally, you would not be going sixty-five down the wrong way of a one-way street..."]]
** *** "Gently extend your arm... [[FlippingTheBird Extend your middle finger...]] Very good. Well done."
18th Nov '16 3:22:07 PM speedyboris
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'''Frank''': Anyone else seeing his wife?\\
'''Ed''': Uh, that's okay, Frank...

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'''Frank''': Anyone All right, anyone else here seeing his wife?\\
'''Ed''': Uh, that's okay, all right, Frank...
18th Nov '16 1:41:33 PM speedyboris
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** This line: "Wilma, I promise you: Whatever scum did this, no man on the force will rest until he's behind bars. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Now let's grab a bite to eat.]]

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** This line: "Wilma, I promise you: Whatever scum did this, no man on the force will rest until he's behind bars. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Now let's grab a bite to eat.]]]]"
18th Nov '16 12:13:08 PM speedyboris
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** In a deleted bit of dialogue:
--> '''Wilma''': ''(referring to Nordberg)'' Now we can never have children!\\
'''Frank''': Wilma, please, he's not even ''dead'' yet. We'll discuss ''our'' lives later.
18th Nov '16 11:14:02 AM speedyboris
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--> '''Frank''': You know, sometimes I think about you and Edna, that's when I envy you. You've been with the same person for over thirty years. You wake up with her, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the ''same woman''. ''(Ed starts to look morose)'' You spend ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis EVERY. POSSIBLE. WAKING. MOMENT. TOGETHER!]]'' While I'm out running around with some twenty year olds, always looking for a good time, and cheap sex, sex, sex, girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough: "MORE! MORE MORE! It's ''your'' turn to wear the handcuffs..." ''(notices Ed is literally foaming at the mouth)''

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--> '''Frank''': You know, sometimes I think about you and Edna, that's when I envy you.you, because you have someone. You've been with the same person for over thirty years. You wake up with her, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the ''same woman''. ''(Ed starts to look morose)'' You spend ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis EVERY. POSSIBLE. WAKING. MOMENT. TOGETHER!]]'' While I'm out running around with some twenty year olds, always looking for a good time, and cheap sex, sex, sex, girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough: "MORE! MORE MORE! It's ''your'' turn to wear the handcuffs..." ''(notices Ed is literally foaming at the mouth)''
18th Nov '16 11:12:14 AM speedyboris
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-->'''Frank:''' I was up in Ludwig's office last night.
-->'''Jane:''' Oh how nice! Did he show you his collection of priceless Ming vases and rare oil paintings?
* "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! DON'T FIRE THE GUN WHILE YOU'RE TALKING!"

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-->'''Frank:''' I was up in Ludwig's office last night.
-->'''Jane:'''
night.\\
'''Jane:'''
Oh how nice! Did he show you his collection of priceless Ming vases and rare oil paintings?
* "I When Frank goes to the warehouse:
--> '''Thug''': I got a message for you, from Vincent Ludwig! ''(shoots at Frank while shouting)''\\
'''Frank''': I
CAN'T HEAR YOU! DON'T FIRE THE GUN WHILE YOU'RE TALKING!"TALKING!



* "Say, ''nice'' beaver!"
** "Thank you, I just had it stuffed."

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* "Say, When Jane climbs up a ladder:
--> '''Frank''': ''(seemingly looking up her dress)'' Say,
''nice'' beaver!"
** "Thank
beaver!\\
'''Jane''': Thank
you, I just had it stuffed."stuffed. ''(brings a stuffed beaver into view)''



--> '''Wilma''': Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?\\
'''Frank''': It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...\\
''(Wilma cries, loudly)''\\
'''Ed''': Frank, get a hold of yourself! A good cop, needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums. No way for a man to die.\\
'''Frank''': You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening, that's the way to die. Getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way ''I'' want to go.\\
'''Wilma''': ''(cries again)'' Frank! This is terrible!\\
'''Ed''': Don't worry, Wilma. Your husband is gonna be all right. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.\\
'''Frank''': He's right, Wilma, but I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.\\
''(Wilma cries again)''\\
'''Ed''': What I'm trying to say is, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.\\
'''Frank''': Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but that's only common sense.\\
''(more loud crying)''



** This line: "Wilma, I promise you: Whatever scum did this, no man on the force will rest until he's behind bars. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Now let's grab a bite to eat.]]
** In the deleted scenes, on the way out the room, Frank shuts off all the lights, but unknowingly shuts off Nordberg's oxygen. An alarm goes off as the trio walks down the hall and we see doctors scrambling into Nordberg's room to revive him. An oblivious Frank tells Wilma: "Just be glad you're not the wife of ''that'' guy."



* "Ed, he's got a picture of your wife!"
** "Ethel!" [[MegatonPunch *POW!*]]
** "Anyone else seeing his wife?"

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* "Ed, Ed is checking people for weapons at the Queen's dinner. Frank helps out and frisks a guy while Ed holds him. Frank unknowingly reaches into Ed's pockets instead of the guy's, producing a gun, as well as...
--> '''Frank''': Ed,
he's got a picture of your wife!"
** "Ethel!"
wife!\\
'''Ed''': Ethel!
[[MegatonPunch *POW!*]]
** "Anyone
*POW!*]]\\
'''Frank''': Anyone
else seeing his wife?"wife?\\
'''Ed''': Uh, that's okay, Frank...



-->'''Ed:''' Oh, Frank! Itís horrible. Itís so horrible!
-->'''Drebin:''' I know...
-->'''Ed:''' My father went the same way!

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-->'''Ed:''' Oh, Frank! Itís horrible. Itís so horrible!
-->'''Drebin:'''
horrible!\\
'''Drebin:'''
I know...
-->'''Ed:'''
know...\\
'''Ed:'''
My father went the same way!


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* The scene in Ludwig's office where Frank drops a priceless pen in Ludwig's tank and, when he tries to retrieve it, gets bitten by a Japanese fighting fish. In the process of trying to get it off his finger, the fish grabs onto his nose. He desperately tries to silence his pain while Ludwig's back is turned:
--> '''Ludwig''': ''(looking out the window)'' As you know, I'm not the kind of man who takes such things lightly. There is no room in my organization for criminal activity. Look out there: A vast commercial development built by me. Do you have any idea what was out there, just five years ago?\\
'''Frank''': YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!\\
'''Ludwig''': ''(still looking out the window)'' You bet you do. Orange groves! Acres of them. As far as the eye could see. But now that land will generate ten times the amount of profit. ''(Frank gets the fish loose and Ludwig turns around, noticing Frank's red nose)'' Are you all right, Lieutenant?\\
''(Frank nods stoically)''
18th Nov '16 8:45:03 AM speedyboris
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* Frank's rant about women to Ed, meant to flatter him, ends up depressing him instead:
--> '''Frank''': You know, sometimes I think about you and Edna, that's when I envy you. You've been with the same person for over thirty years. You wake up with her, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the ''same woman''. ''(Ed starts to look morose)'' You spend ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis EVERY. POSSIBLE. WAKING. MOMENT. TOGETHER!]]'' While I'm out running around with some twenty year olds, always looking for a good time, and cheap sex, sex, sex, girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough: "MORE! MORE MORE! It's ''your'' turn to wear the handcuffs..." ''(notices Ed is literally foaming at the mouth)''
13th Oct '16 7:45:55 AM crl85
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*** One of the sports announcers is wide-eyed and shakes his head in disbelief, while the other is laughing.
** Also introducing the ''very'' large announcing crew for the current game, ending with [[TheCameo Dr. Joyce Brothers]].

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*** One of the sports announcers - Dick Enberg - is wide-eyed and shakes his head in disbelief, while the other is laughing.
as Mel Allen sits alongside laughing, and saying his legendary catchphrase, "How about that?!".
** Also introducing the ''very'' large announcing crew for the current game, ending with [[TheCameo Dr. Joyce Brothers]].Brothers]], and including legendary basketball announcer Dick Vitale.
7th Sep '16 11:37:10 AM speedyboris
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** And before that, Frank's settled into being a... well, housewife. Complete with Happy Housewife mannerisms. He won't even listen to Ed until he has a bite of his fresh brownies.

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** And before that, Frank's settled into being a... well, housewife. Complete with Happy Housewife mannerisms. He won't even listen to Ed until he has a bite of his fresh brownies.cupcakes.
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