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21st Oct '17 6:27:23 PM jasonbres
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--->'''Kermit''': (aside) Hollywood talk.

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--->'''Kermit''': -->'''Kermit''': (aside) Hollywood talk.
21st Oct '17 6:27:03 PM jasonbres
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* Kermit as a movie direction.
-->'''Kermit''': Miss Piggy, you look beautiful!
-->'''Miss Piggy''': Thank you!
--->'''Kermit''': (aside) Hollywood talk.
21st Oct '17 6:14:07 PM jasonbres
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* When Teddy Savalas tells Madeline Khan she'll get warts from touching Kermit, Kermit informs him it's just a myth.
-->'''El Sleezo Tough''': Yes, but she's ''my'' myth.
-->'''Kermit''': No, no, myth, myth!
-->'''"Myth" (Carol Kane)''': Yeth?
** And again when Hopper claims his operation is expanding, just like frogs do.
-->'''Kermit''': That's a myth.
-->'''Hopper''': A what?
-->'''Kermit''': Myth! Myth!
-->'''Myth''': (appearing behind the billboard) Yeth?
3rd Sep '17 6:29:30 PM Andyroid
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* [[VisualPun Drinks on the house, and a fork in the road!]]
** To explain the former, when the BarBrawl at the El Sleazo starts to get out of control, Fozzie dresses up as the bartender and yells, "Okay boys, drinks are on the house!" The customers cheer and stampede out of the place. We cut to roof of the El Sleazo, with the bar patrons confusedly asking where the free drinks are.

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* [[VisualPun Drinks Kermit rolling through town on the house, and his bicycle before nearly getting himself run over by a fork steam roller.
-->'''Kermit''': ''(Stares upon his destroyed bike)'' Hmph. That's pretty dangerous, building a road
in the road!]]
** To explain
middle of the former, when street! I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be [[Literature/GoneWithTheWind gone with the Schwinn]].
* Fozzie's standup:
-->'''Fozzie''': There was this sailor, who was so fat...
-->'''Fat Sailor in Audience:''' How fat was he?! ''(smashes bottle on table)''
-->'''Fozzie:''' Uh...he was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.
** "I'm a professional! I've had three performances!"
* When
the BarBrawl at [[BadGuyBar the El Sleazo Café]] starts to get out of control, Fozzie dresses up as the bartender and yells, "Okay boys, drinks are on the house!" The customers cheer and stampede out of the place. We cut to roof of the El Sleazo, roof, [[LiteralMinded with the bar patrons confusedly asking where the free drinks are.are]].



* Meeting [[Series/SesameStreet Big Bird]] on the side of the road.
-->'''Fozzie:''' Hey, there, want a lift? \\

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* During the "Moving Right Along" number:
** Kermit tells Fozzie to turn left at "the fork in the road". Cue the Studebaker driving past [[VisualPun an enormous fork stuck in the road]].
-->'''Kermit:''' [[LamePunReaction I don't believe that.]]
** Fozzie driving through a forest, looking around appreciatively. "Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat. (''Beat'') A Studebaker."
**
Meeting [[Series/SesameStreet Big Bird]] on the side of the road.
-->'''Fozzie:''' --->'''Fozzie:''' Hey, there, want a lift? \\



** "We're moving right along / Hey LA, where've you gone?" "Send someone to fetch us / we're in Saskatchewan!" Cue Kermit and Fozzie driving past a baffled Mountie.



-->"Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of ''Idaho!''"

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-->"Sparkling Muscatel, [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative one of the finest wines of ''Idaho!''"Idaho]]!"



-->'''Prof. Krassman:''' When a German scientist says "hold on to your hat", [[NotHyperbole it's not casual conversation!]] ''Hold on to your hat! '''Hat! Hold!''''' Gut!

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-->'''Prof.--->'''Prof. Krassman:''' When a German scientist says "hold on to your hat", [[NotHyperbole it's not casual conversation!]] ''Hold on to your hat! '''Hat! Hold!''''' Gut!



-->'''Bernie the Agent:''' I have lost my sense of direction!
-->'''Kermit:''' Have you tried Hare Krishna?

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-->'''Bernie --->'''Bernie the Agent:''' You with the banjo, can you help? I have lost my sense of direction!
-->'''Kermit:'''
direction!\\
'''Kermit:'''
Have you tried Hare Krishna?



-->'''Kermit:''' '(About Fozzie)'' This guy's lost.
-->'''Waiter:''' Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.
-->'''Kermit:''' [[LampshadeHanging Good grief, it's a]] RunningGag.

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-->'''Kermit:''' --->'''Kermit:''' '(About Fozzie)'' This guy's lost.
-->'''Waiter:'''
lost.\\
'''Waiter:'''
Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.
-->'''Kermit:'''
Krishna.\\
'''Kermit:'''
[[LampshadeHanging Good grief, it's a]] RunningGag.



* Another Running Gag[=/=]ChekhovsGag involving the introduction of Sweetums. Originally the "jack" for car dealer Berle, he starts chasing Kermit and company when he learns they're going to Hollywood. We see him one time in Miss Piggy's entrance scene, and then, finally, [[spoiler:he crashes through the projector screen as the movie-within-the-movie finishes, ''finally'' catching up with everybody]].

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* Another Running Gag[=/=]ChekhovsGag involving the introduction of Sweetums. Originally the "jack" for car dealer Berle, "Mad Man" Mooney, he starts chasing Kermit and company when he learns they're going to Hollywood. We see him one time in Miss Piggy's entrance scene, and then, finally, [[spoiler:he crashes through the projector screen as the movie-within-the-movie finishes, ''finally'' catching up with everybody]].



-->'''Miss Piggy:''' [[CurseCutShort Don't you dare!]]

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-->'''Miss Piggy:''' [[CurseCutShort [[BerserkButton Don't you dare!]]



* Kermit rolling through town on his bicycle before nearly getting himself run over by a steam roller.
-->'''Kermit''': ''(Stares upon his destroyed bike)'' Hmph. That's pretty dangerous, building a road in the middle of the street! I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be [[Literature/GoneWithTheWind gone with the Schwinn]].
* Fozzie driving through a forest, looking around appreciatively. "Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat. (''Beat'') A Studebaker."
* Fozzie's standup:
-->'''Fozzie''': There was this sailor, who was so fat...
-->'''Fat Sailor in Audience:''' How fat was he?! ''(smashes bottle on table)''
-->'''Fozzie:''' Uh...he was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.
** "I'm a professional! I've had three performances!"
30th Aug '17 7:53:35 PM Andyroid
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** To explain the former, when the BarBrawl at the El Sleazo starts to get out of control, Fozzie dresses up as the bartender and yells, "Free drinks! On the house!" the customers cheer and stampede out of the place. We cut to roof of the El Sleazo, with the bar patrons confusedly asking where the free drinks are.

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** To explain the former, when the BarBrawl at the El Sleazo starts to get out of control, Fozzie dresses up as the bartender and yells, "Free drinks! On "Okay boys, drinks are on the house!" the The customers cheer and stampede out of the place. We cut to roof of the El Sleazo, with the bar patrons confusedly asking where the free drinks are.
6th Aug '17 4:26:16 PM NateTheGreat
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-->'''Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:''' You see, I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, And this is my assistant, Beaker. We live here protecting useful inventions. Come in, Come in!

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-->'''Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:''' You see, I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, And this is my assistant, Beaker. We live here protecting perfecting useful inventions. Come in, Come in!
4th Aug '17 8:46:37 AM DaBradGuy
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* Fozzie and Kermit enter an old church to see the Electric Mayhem jamming out...
-->'''Fozzie:''' They don't look like Presbyterians to ''me.''
22nd Jul '17 7:04:53 PM BuddyBoy600alt
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* In the ghost town scene when Kermit encounters a rain barrel that plays loud music. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew explains what it is.
-->'''Kermit the Frog:''' (As the barrel plays ''Lady of Spain'') YIKES! (Calmly) What is that?!?
-->'''Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:''' That is one of my latest invention, ''A Musical Rotating Rain Barrel''.
-->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Oh, Yeah!
-->'''Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:''' You see, I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, And this is my assistant, Beaker. We live here protecting useful inventions. Come in, Come in!
11th Jul '17 2:54:59 AM SPBurke
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-->'''Kermit:''' Hello? (Beat) Uh, Piggy, it's your agent.
-->'''Piggy (sweetly):''' Thank you! (gruff sotto voice) Yea Morty what you got? (Beat) Commercial? (Beat) How much? Mmhmm. When? (Beat) Take it. (Hangs up, turns to Kermit) Um...bye!
11th Jul '17 2:45:31 AM SPBurke
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** After they're rescued from their torture, Piggy and Kermit embrace for a romantic moment...before Piggy takes a call from her agent and books a commercial gig, walking out without saying another word to Kermit. Her muttering over the phone is really what makes the gag.
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