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6th Oct '14 3:24:58 PM Sylem
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* And while we are on the subject of cutlery...
--> "Jack stood in the kitchen, looking a bit too toughtful for someone holding a spatula."
* Snape's reaction when Jack's name comes out of the Goblet.
--> A loud noise from the staff table drew Ianto's attention. While he himself had refrained from violently introducing his head to the table, it seemed that Professor Snape lacked that particular willpower.



* Harry as a woman, trying not to stare at his own breasts.

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* Harry as a woman, trying not to stare at his own breasts.breasts.
* This exchange in chapter 80 :
-->'''Jack''': Yes, but they're my muggles. They're not allowed to die for another four years.
-->'''Draco''':...you have a timetable ?
* Torchwood logic VS everybody.
-->'''Ron''': why does Owen call you "Tea-Boy" anyway ?
-->'''Ianto''': Because I make coffee.
10th Aug '13 10:02:41 PM karategal
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*** His suggestion to train a house elf to talk like Smeagol.

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*** His suggestion to train a house elf to talk like Smeagol.Sméagol.
31st Oct '12 1:54:18 PM Theenmityofages1994
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-->'''Harry's POV''': He only noticed Tosh turn and whisper something to Owen, because Owen was a dangerous creature you don't take your eyes off if you know what's good for you.

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-->'''Harry's POV''': He only noticed Tosh turn and whisper something to Owen, because Owen was a dangerous creature you don't take your eyes off if you know what's good for you.you.
* Harry as a woman, trying not to stare at his own breasts.
8th Oct '12 11:29:43 AM Theenmityofages1994
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*** His suggestion to train a house elf to talk like Smeagol.

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*** His suggestion to train a house elf to talk like Smeagol.Smeagol.
* This line:
-->'''Harry's POV''': He only noticed Tosh turn and whisper something to Owen, because Owen was a dangerous creature you don't take your eyes off if you know what's good for you.
4th Jul '12 9:52:22 AM Theenmityofages1994
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* Jack (on seeing Ron play with the deluminator.
--> I want a lightsaber.

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* Jack (on seeing Ron play with the deluminator.
deluminator).
--> I want a lightsaber.lightsaber.
* Most of chapter 99.
** Jack casually walking into the safehouse with cinnamon buns.
** Then Lucius makes the mistake of mentioning that Bellatrix was given something that she referred to as 'precious'. Jack promptly goes to town with the references.
-->'''Jack''': Right... we need to find out where Bella's hiding her precious.
*** His suggestion to train a house elf to talk like Smeagol.
21st Jun '12 12:16:48 AM Theenmityofages1994
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-->'''Ron''': No. No no no no no!

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-->'''Ron''': No. No no no no no!no!
* Jack (on seeing Ron play with the deluminator.
--> I want a lightsaber.
21st Jun '12 12:12:50 AM Theenmityofages1994
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* The first half of Chapter 94. Particularly the Polyjuice section and Jack's smirking.

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* The first half of Chapter 94. Particularly the Polyjuice section and Jack's smirking.smirking.
* The Will scene:
-->'''Scrimgeour''': But a Snitch would be a very good hiding place for a small object. You know why, I'm sure?
-->'''Hermione''': Can't imagine why. They're not hollow, are they? How would you even open one?
-->'''Jack''': *brightly* I can think of better places to hide small objects.
-->'''Ron''': No. No no no no no!
30th May '12 11:34:47 AM Theenmityofages1994
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* Owen's methods of psychological torture.

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* Owen's methods of psychological torture.torture.
* The first half of Chapter 94. Particularly the Polyjuice section and Jack's smirking.
13th Apr '12 1:55:46 AM Theenmityofages1994
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-->'''Snape''': You've been spending far too much time with that Harkness boy.

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-->'''Snape''': You've been spending far too much time with that Harkness boy.boy.
* Owen's methods of psychological torture.
5th Mar '12 2:41:36 PM Theenmityofages1994
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