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2nd Sep '15 6:47:42 PM TempestKnight
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* Beside Bree-town's north gate, you can see a group of hobbits who have crashed their wagon against the hedge (one of whom has his feet sticking out of said hedge). They remain there to this day.
12th Apr '15 1:52:07 PM SpawnofKong
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* [[spoiler:During your captivity in Isengard, you are made to do various things such as cleaning up, [[FetchQuest carrying things to and fro]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking killing rats]]. This isn't the funny part. The funny part is your character suddenly gaining speed boosts whilst lifting things, with the accompanying buff descriptions implying that [[PlayerCharacter your character]] is more annoyed than actually suffering, as if being a prisoner of Isengard is the least of their concern!]]

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* [[spoiler:During your captivity in Isengard, you are made to do various things such as cleaning up, [[FetchQuest carrying things to and fro]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking killing rats]]. This isn't the funny part. The funny part is your character suddenly gaining speed boosts whilst lifting things, with the accompanying buff descriptions implying that [[PlayerCharacter your character]] is more annoyed than actually suffering, as if being a prisoner of Isengard is the least of their concern!]]concern!]]
** A couple Isengard quests involve cleaning up piles of slop. The accompanying description for each pile?
---> Slop. What more need be said?
22nd Feb '15 12:37:16 PM Tarenthel57
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--> '''Tandri''' (the father): 'What in the names of all the Fathers has my son had you do?'

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--> '''Tandri''' (the father): 'What in the names of all the Fathers has my son had you do?'do?'
*[[spoiler:During your captivity in Isengard, you are made to do various things such as cleaning up, [[FetchQuest carrying things to and fro]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking killing rats]]. This isn't the funny part. The funny part is your character suddenly gaining speed boosts whilst lifting things, with the accompanying buff descriptions implying that [[PlayerCharacter your character]] is more annoyed than actually suffering, as if being a prisoner of Isengard is the least of their concern!]]
18th Sep '14 12:19:54 PM SpawnofKong
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* In one of the Shire quests, you investigate the rumor of a Black Rider in the area. What you find instead is [[spoiler: an ordinary Hobbit wearing a black cloak, running around in a pig sty, and spouting a bunch of hilarious stuff in an attempt to sound like a Black Rider.]]

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* In one of the Shire quests, you investigate the rumor of a Black Rider in the area. What you find instead is [[spoiler: [[ScoobyDooHoax an ordinary Hobbit wearing a black cloak, running around in a pig sty, and spouting a bunch of hilarious stuff in an attempt to sound like a Black Rider.]]]]]]
18th Sep '14 12:14:03 PM SpawnofKong
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* In one of the Shire quests, you investigate the rumor of a Black Rider in the area. What you find instead is [[spoiler: an ordinary Hobbit wearing a black cloak, running around in a pig sty, and spouting a bunch of hilarious stuff in an attempt to sound like a Black Rider.]]
--> [[spoiler: "These sties are mine!"]]
--> [[spoiler: "Ba-ha-ha-ha.... Fear my wrath, Bolgers of Budgeford!"]]
--> [[spoiler: "I bring terror to the sties of Budgeford!"]]
--> [[spoiler: [''when you go to confront him''] "Cower before me! You will face my wrath! Boooooooooo!"]]
6th Aug '14 9:02:23 AM giygasattack
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* One of the quests in Evendim, on the island infested with salamanders, is about killing insects on the island. Why? The Ranger there thinks he saw one of them carry a salamander on its back while swimming(without a loss to mobility, as well!), and fears that if kept unchecked, the salamanders would be able to reach the mainland this way. However, the quest journal states that you fail to see how the insects would be able to carry the salamanders, the Ranger states mid-quest that he may have been imagining things, and when you do finish it, he admits that there is no way that it was actually possible, but thanks you for doing it anyway. Did I mention that the Ranger was on the island for a long time and with the self proclaimed "Greatest Lore-master Ever", who [[spoiler: caused all of the salamanders to appear, and acted insane until the end of his quest series?]]

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* One of the quests in Evendim, on the island infested with salamanders, is about killing insects on the island. Why? The Ranger there thinks he saw one of them carry a salamander on its back while swimming(without a loss to mobility, as well!), and fears that if kept unchecked, the salamanders would be able to reach the mainland this way. However, the quest journal states that you fail to see how the insects would be able to carry the salamanders, the Ranger states mid-quest that he may have been imagining things, and when you do finish it, he admits that there is no way that it was actually possible, but thanks you for doing it anyway. Did I mention that the The Ranger was on the island for a long time and with the self proclaimed "Greatest Lore-master Ever", who [[spoiler: caused all of the salamanders to appear, and acted insane until the end of his quest series?]]series.]]
31st Jul '14 7:46:33 AM Macfeast
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--> '''Tandri (the father)''': 'What in the names of all the Fathers has my son had you do?'

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--> '''Tandri '''Tandri''' (the father)''': father): 'What in the names of all the Fathers has my son had you do?'
31st Jul '14 7:46:00 AM Macfeast
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--> '''Reveller''' (drunk): 'Aesbrennil's buried pies make a splendourful end to the maul!'

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--> '''Reveller''' (drunk): 'Aesbrennil's buried pies make a splendourful end to the maul!'maul!'
* At the end of the Moria- and Mirkwood-storyline, in an optional quest as part of the epilogue, a dwarf tasks the player with killing an orc or a goblin in every region of Middle-earth (prior to Mirkwood) in his family's name, after which you are to tell the dwarf's father of your glorious exploits. The father is less than amused, bemoaning the fact that his sons spend more time complaining to strangers about their grievances with the orcs, than actually doing something productive. He also questions whether or not the player character hasn't got anything more important to do.
--> '''Tandri (the father)''': 'What in the names of all the Fathers has my son had you do?'
1st Mar '14 6:22:34 PM TheIronToa
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--> '''Iwan''': "I feel...terrible...is that not wonderful?"

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--> '''Iwan''': "I feel...terrible...is that not wonderful?"wonderful?"
* A quest in Lothlórien requires you to scold drunken Elven revelers without disturbing the sober ones. The way to determine who's drunk? They butcher their [[WelcomeToCorneria repeated dialogue]] with hilarious [[{{malaproper}} malapropisms]]!
--> '''Reveller''' (sober): 'Aesbrennil's berry-pies make a wonderful end to the meal!'
--> '''Reveller''' (drunk): 'Aesbrennil's buried pies make a splendourful end to the maul!'
1st Mar '14 1:02:41 PM Kingault
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--> Maelona: "Iwan is a fool and always has been! Never taste the poison you are making! *sigh*"
--> Iwan: "I feel...terrible...is that not wonderful?"

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--> Maelona: '''Maelona''': "Iwan is a fool and always has been! Never taste the poison you are making! *sigh*"
--> Iwan: '''Iwan''': "I feel...terrible...is that not wonderful?"
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