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--> '''Switowski''': I'm sorry, I "broked-ed" your toy.
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--> '''Switowski''': I'm sorry, I "broked-ed" "broke-ed-ed" your toy.
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* The interactions between Crewe, Caretaker, and Switowski.
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* The interactions between involving Crewe, Caretaker, Caretaker and Switowski.
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** Then Switowski laughs and picks up Caretaker, hugging him and laughing when...
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** Then Switowski laughs and picks up Caretaker, Caretaker for the first time, hugging him and laughing when...laughing...
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** When Switowski takes out the punching bag all while yelling "DADDY!"
--> '''Switowski''': I'm sorry, I "brokeded" your toy.
--> '''Switowski''': I'm sorry, I "brokeded" your toy.
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** When Switowski takes out the punching bag all while yelling "DADDY!"
"Daddy!"
--> '''Switowski''': I'm sorry, I"brokeded" "broked-ed" your toy.
--> '''Switowski''': I'm sorry, I
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* The interactions between Crewe, Caretaker, and Switowski.
--> '''Switowski''': Will you teach me to football?
--> '''Crewe''': Sure, we'll teach you to football, won't we, Caretaker?
--> '''Caretaker''': I'll teach you anything, just don't eat me.
** Then Switowski laughs and picks up Caretaker, hugging him and laughing when...
--> '''Caretaker''': Down, Shrek, Down!
** When Switowski takes out the punching bag all while yelling "DADDY!"
--> '''Switowski''': I'm sorry, I "brokeded" your toy.
--> '''Crewe''': That's okay. That's a good thing. You should have a victory hug with Caretaker.
--> '''Caretaker''': [[DefensiveWhat What?]]
** After being picked up a second time by Switowski...
--> '''Caretaker''': ''(to Crewe)'' Asshole!
--> '''Switowski''': Will you teach me to football?
--> '''Crewe''': Sure, we'll teach you to football, won't we, Caretaker?
--> '''Caretaker''': I'll teach you anything, just don't eat me.
** Then Switowski laughs and picks up Caretaker, hugging him and laughing when...
--> '''Caretaker''': Down, Shrek, Down!
** When Switowski takes out the punching bag all while yelling "DADDY!"
--> '''Switowski''': I'm sorry, I "brokeded" your toy.
--> '''Crewe''': That's okay. That's a good thing. You should have a victory hug with Caretaker.
--> '''Caretaker''': [[DefensiveWhat What?]]
** After being picked up a second time by Switowski...
--> '''Caretaker''': ''(to Crewe)'' Asshole!
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** Even before the switch, Engleheart got a moment when he was mugging for the camera when the warden was about to take a picture of Crewe and his golf buddies. He looks so disappointed when the warden tells him to step out of the picture.
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'''Caretaker''': Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] out!
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'''Caretaker''': Well, tell Ronnie [[Film/{{Friday}} you got knocked the the]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] out![[Film/{{Friday}} out!!]]
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* The Warden "gets what's coming to him" at the end by being the victim of a Gatorade Bath.
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* The Warden "gets what's coming to him" at the end by being the victim of a [[DrenchCelebration Gatorade Bath.]]
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** During the TrainingMontage, too. Dude never gets to catch a break:
-->'''Caretaker:''' Who're we gonna crush?!
-->'''Everyone: [[CrowdSong THE GUARDS!!!]]'''
-->'''Caretaker:''' Who're we gonna kill?!
-->'''Everyone: THE GUARDS!!!'''
-->'''Caretaker:''' Who're we gonna kiss?
-->'''[[TheChewToy Brucie]]:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong THE GUARDS!!!]]
-->''(Brucie realizes his screw-up...)''
-->'''Caretaker:''' Gotcha.
-->''(Everyone gets to pissing off Brucie.)''
-->'''Caretaker:''' Who're we gonna crush?!
-->'''Everyone: [[CrowdSong THE GUARDS!!!]]'''
-->'''Caretaker:''' Who're we gonna kill?!
-->'''Everyone: THE GUARDS!!!'''
-->'''Caretaker:''' Who're we gonna kiss?
-->'''[[TheChewToy Brucie]]:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong THE GUARDS!!!]]
-->''(Brucie realizes his screw-up...)''
-->'''Caretaker:''' Gotcha.
-->''(Everyone gets to pissing off Brucie.)''
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--> '''Warden''': That's a WEEK in the HOTBOX!!
--> '''Battle''': (offscreen) WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!
--> '''Battle''': (offscreen) WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!
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--> '''Warden''': That's a WEEK week in the HOTBOX!!
hotbox!
--> '''Battle''': (offscreen)WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!Who gives a shit?!
--> '''Battle''': (offscreen)
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--> '''Scarborough''': I know, recover the ball!
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--> '''Scarborough''': [[BatmanGambit I know, recover the ball!ball!]]
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--> '''Battle''': (offscreen) WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!
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--> '''Battle''': (offscreen) WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!SHIT?!?!
* While Crewe and Caretaker are having a moment.
--> '''Crewe''': Here's to... (pause) the first friend I've had in I don't know how long.
--> '''Switowski''': Hey, I thought I was your friend Paul.
--> '''Crewe''': You are, Switowski. Just finish your coloring book and go back to sleep.
--> '''Switowski''': Okay.
* While Crewe and Caretaker are having a moment.
--> '''Crewe''': Here's to... (pause) the first friend I've had in I don't know how long.
--> '''Switowski''': Hey, I thought I was your friend Paul.
--> '''Crewe''': You are, Switowski. Just finish your coloring book and go back to sleep.
--> '''Switowski''': Okay.
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'''Scarborough''': I know, recover the ball!
'''Brucie''': Jesus Christ, my savior, if you promise to help me out with this one, I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys!
'''Brucie''': Jesus Christ, my savior, if you promise to help me out with this one, I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys!
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--> '''Scarborough''': I know, recover the ball!
--> '''Brucie''': Jesus Christ, my savior, if you promise to help me out with this one, I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys!
--> '''Brucie''': Jesus Christ, my savior, if you promise to help me out with this one, I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys!
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** Scarborough puts Brucie into the kickoff team to kick the ball.
--> '''Battle''': What are you doing, Brucie can't kick worth a shit!
'''Scarborough''': I know, recover the ball!
'''Brucie''': Jesus Christ, my savior, if you promise to help me out with this one, I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys!
--> '''Battle''': What are you doing, Brucie can't kick worth a shit!
'''Scarborough''': I know, recover the ball!
'''Brucie''': Jesus Christ, my savior, if you promise to help me out with this one, I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys!
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* Scarborough running drills with the team during the training montage. For an old man, he has no problem knocking the cons on their butts until he gets to Turley. He runs full force into the man-mountain, who doesn't budge. Scarborough pats him on the shoulder and very stiffly limps away.
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* The Warden "gets what's coming to him" at the end by being the victim of a Gatorade Bath.
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* The Warden "gets what's coming to him" at the end by being the victim of a Gatorade Bath.Bath.
--> '''Deacon''': (after he and Battle douse the Warden) Great game, sir! (Both run off)
--> '''Warden''': That's a WEEK in the HOTBOX!!
--> '''Battle''': (offscreen) WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!
--> '''Deacon''': (after he and Battle douse the Warden) Great game, sir! (Both run off)
--> '''Warden''': That's a WEEK in the HOTBOX!!
--> '''Battle''': (offscreen) WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!
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--> '''Cheeseburger''': You always gotta protect the McNuggets!
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--> '''Cheeseburger''': You always gotta protect the McNuggets![=McNuggets=]!
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* Caretaker finding out he's only half-a-star (out of 5) on the Warden's rating system.
--> '''Crewe''': You're about as maniacal as a boxful of kittens.
--> '''Crewe''': You're about as maniacal as a boxful of kittens.
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--> '''Cheeseburger Eddy''': I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I've got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got the [[LeastRhymeableWord burgers]] that'll... ''({{Beat}})'' I just got burgers.
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--> '''Cheeseburger Eddy''': I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I've got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got the [[LeastRhymeableWord [[LeastRhymableWord burgers]] that'll... ''({{Beat}})'' I just got burgers.
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--> '''Cheeseburger Eddy''': I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I've got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got the [[LeastRhymeable burgers]] that'll... {{Beat}} I just got burgers.
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--> '''Cheeseburger Eddy''': I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I've got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got the [[LeastRhymeable [[LeastRhymeableWord burgers]] that'll... {{Beat}} ''({{Beat}})'' I just got burgers.
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* Cheeseburger Eddy's Rhymes at the Basketball Court.
--> '''Cheeseburger Eddy''': I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I've got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got the [[LeastRhymeable burgers]] that'll... {{Beat}} I just got burgers.
--> '''Cheeseburger Eddy''': I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I've got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got the [[LeastRhymeable burgers]] that'll... {{Beat}} I just got burgers.
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** Which leads to this:
--> '''Crewe''': Battle, I think this is yours. ''(tosses him a massive jockstrap)''\\
'''Deacon''': I still don't think that's big enough!
--> '''Crewe''': Battle, I think this is yours. ''(tosses him a massive jockstrap)''\\
'''Deacon''': I still don't think that's big enough!
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* The scene in the shower where they're recruiting Battle. Hilarious because they're awkwardly trying to not look at his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean "hammer."]]
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* The scene in the shower where they're recruiting Battle. Hilarious because they're awkwardly trying to not look at his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean [[GagPenis "hammer."]]
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'''Caretaker''': Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] out!\\
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'''Caretaker''': Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] out!\\out!
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'''Crewe''': We'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.\\
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'''Crewe''': We'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.\\
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** After his first attempt at a pass sails all the way over Crewe's head.
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** After his first attempt at a pass sails all the way over Crewe's head.head:
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--> '''Brucie''': [[NonSequiturThud I've got a bird. He's name's Ronnie.]]
--> '''Caretaker''': Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] out!
** Brucie's realization that he's useless now that the black inmates have joined Crewe's team.
--> '''Caretaker''': Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] out!
** Brucie's realization that he's useless now that the black inmates have joined Crewe's team.
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--> '''Brucie''': [[NonSequiturThud I've got a bird. He's name's Ronnie.]]
-->]]\\
'''Caretaker''': Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]out!
out!\\
** Brucie's realization that he's useless now that the black inmates have joined Crewe'steam.team:
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'''Caretaker''': Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]
** Brucie's realization that he's useless now that the black inmates have joined Crewe's
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* The scene in the shower where they're recruiting Battle. Hilarious because they're awkwardly trying to not look at his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean "hammer."]]
--> '''Caretaker''': Let's get outta here before that thing bites someone.\\
'''Crewe''': We'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.\\
--> '''Caretaker''': Let's get outta here before that thing bites someone.\\
'''Crewe''': We'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.\\
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** After his first attempt at a pass sails all the way over Crewe's head.
--> '''Brucie''': Hey, it slipped! I just had popcorn.
--> '''Brucie''': Hey, it slipped! I just had popcorn.
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* Brucie has a number of these.
** After getting pounded by Torres during practice:
--> '''Brucie''': [[NonSequiturThud I've got a bird. He's name's Ronnie.]]
--> '''Caretaker''': Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] out!
** After getting pounded by Torres during practice:
--> '''Brucie''': [[NonSequiturThud I've got a bird. He's name's Ronnie.]]
--> '''Caretaker''': Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] out!
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In the Remake:
* The conversation between Crewe and the cops that pulled him over.
* Crewe getting the ultimate revenge on his girlfriend by causing her car to get totalled in a massive pileup.
--> '''Crewe''': Hey, Lena! I think we should start seeing other people!
** And then...
--> '''Crewe''': Good news, boys, I didn't spill my beer.
* The fact that Turley's (played by Wrestling/TheGreatKhali) accent is so thick that they have to subtitle everything he says.
* Brucie's realization that he's useless now that the black inmates have joined Crewe's team.
--> '''Brucie''': ''(nearly in tears)'' Now I'll never get to play!
* Engleheart's transition after his steroids were swapped for estrogen pills. He goes from smashing a Gatorade table at the beginning of the movie [[spoiler:to cheering with the Con's "cheerleaders" near the end.]]
* Crewe's [[GroinAttack solution to a biased referee problem.]]
--> '''Cheeseburger''': You always gotta protect the McNuggets!
* While mixed with a [[Awesome/TheLongestYard awesome moment]], the "I think I make him shit himself" scene got some hilarity thanks to Megget and Deacon.
--> '''Megget''': Yo! I'll make sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp.
--> '''Deacon''': And some diapers!
* This.
--> '''Baby-Face Bob''': Convicts are people too, Chris. ''Now gimme your wallet.''
--> '''Chris Berman''': What?
--> '''Baby-Face Bob''': I'm just kidding!
* The Warden "gets what's coming to him" at the end by being the victim of a Gatorade Bath.
* The conversation between Crewe and the cops that pulled him over.
* Crewe getting the ultimate revenge on his girlfriend by causing her car to get totalled in a massive pileup.
--> '''Crewe''': Hey, Lena! I think we should start seeing other people!
** And then...
--> '''Crewe''': Good news, boys, I didn't spill my beer.
* The fact that Turley's (played by Wrestling/TheGreatKhali) accent is so thick that they have to subtitle everything he says.
* Brucie's realization that he's useless now that the black inmates have joined Crewe's team.
--> '''Brucie''': ''(nearly in tears)'' Now I'll never get to play!
* Engleheart's transition after his steroids were swapped for estrogen pills. He goes from smashing a Gatorade table at the beginning of the movie [[spoiler:to cheering with the Con's "cheerleaders" near the end.]]
* Crewe's [[GroinAttack solution to a biased referee problem.]]
--> '''Cheeseburger''': You always gotta protect the McNuggets!
* While mixed with a [[Awesome/TheLongestYard awesome moment]], the "I think I make him shit himself" scene got some hilarity thanks to Megget and Deacon.
--> '''Megget''': Yo! I'll make sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp.
--> '''Deacon''': And some diapers!
* This.
--> '''Baby-Face Bob''': Convicts are people too, Chris. ''Now gimme your wallet.''
--> '''Chris Berman''': What?
--> '''Baby-Face Bob''': I'm just kidding!
* The Warden "gets what's coming to him" at the end by being the victim of a Gatorade Bath.
