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3rd Sep '14 11:33:39 AM Legendary
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----* April and her diary is full of irony. For example:
-->"Sundays are made for sleeping in. Sundays are made for walking around in baggy clothes, watching movies, nursing headaches and hanging out with your friends at the cafe. Sundays are NOT made for going to the worst neighbourhood in town to find a kid who might be able to give you the information necessary to infiltrate a powerful cult that plans to take over the known universe. That's what Mondays are for."
* April trying to use a computer like apparatus:
-->'''April''': F.U.B.?
-->'''Terminal''': Fair Use Bureau. They are authorized to carry deadly weapons."
* And then there is Crow. He is the talking bird side-kick that makes this game good.
->'''April''': Crow, I need you to fly over there and get some of those berries for me. And Crow?
->'''Crow''': Yes, ma'am?
->'''April''': Don't eat the berries.
->'''Crow''': No, ma'am."
18th Jan '14 6:58:28 AM Mullon
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* From The Longest Journey:

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* From The Longest Journey:At the police station:
25th Jul '13 1:19:19 PM TheGreatDarkOne
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*SOLAR ECLIPSE!
21st Dec '12 5:07:56 PM LE0Night
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->'''Dumpy file clerk lady''': "You again? Why do you keep bugging me?"
->'''April''': "Because I'm an evil bitch who enjoys making life miserable for people with menial jobs."

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->'''Dumpy -->'''Dumpy file clerk lady''': "You again? Why do you keep bugging me?"
->'''April''': -->'''April''': "Because I'm an evil bitch who enjoys making life miserable for people with menial jobs."
18th Dec '12 3:24:55 PM PurpleShirt
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* April makes a FunnyBackgroundEvent in a news report
* The Pizza machine gets closed by the department of biological warfare. If you check it, you get told that if anyone's enjoyed a pizza from one of those machines, to immediately go to the hospital.
* The Outtakes.
3rd Dec '12 7:12:08 AM PurpleShirt
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* "Come here and let me pet you - AGGGH!"
3rd Apr '12 2:42:54 AM Koveras
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* From Dreamfall:
->'''Zoë''': It was nice chatting with you, Crow. It's been very informative.
->'''Crow''': Glad to help, doll.
->'''Zoë''': '''''[[OhCrap Doll]]'''''?
->'''Crow''': D'oh, I mean independent and self-reliant female person who's not an object to be ogled or used solely for my own personal amusement and pleasure.
* Do the monkeeeeeeeeeey!

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* From Dreamfall:
->'''Zoë''': It was nice chatting with you, Crow. It's been very informative.
->'''Crow''': Glad to help, doll.
->'''Zoë''': '''''[[OhCrap Doll]]'''''?
->'''Crow''': D'oh, I mean independent and self-reliant female person who's not an object to be ogled or used solely for my own personal amusement and pleasure.
* Do the monkeeeeeeeeeey!monkeeeeeeeeeey!
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27th Feb '12 9:44:53 PM Daikun
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->'''Crow''': D'oh, I mean independent and self-reliant female person who's not an object to be ogled or used solely for my own personal amusement and pleasure.

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->'''Crow''': D'oh, I mean independent and self-reliant female person who's not an object to be ogled or used solely for my own personal amusement and pleasure.pleasure.
* Do the monkeeeeeeeeeey!
4th Feb '12 6:55:14 AM LE0Night
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->Zoë: It was nice chatting with you, Crow. It's been very informative.
->Crow: Glad to help, doll.
->Zoë: '''Doll'''?
->Crow: D'oh, I mean independent and self-reliant female person who's not an object to be ogled or used solely for my own personal amusement and pleasure'.

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->Zoë: ->'''Zoë''': It was nice chatting with you, Crow. It's been very informative.
->Crow: ->'''Crow''': Glad to help, doll.
->Zoë: '''Doll'''?
->Crow:
->'''Zoë''': '''''[[OhCrap Doll]]'''''?
->'''Crow''':
D'oh, I mean independent and self-reliant female person who's not an object to be ogled or used solely for my own personal amusement and pleasure'.pleasure.
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