History Funny / TheKurosagiCorpseDeliveryService

19th Mar '16 6:34:35 PM octochan
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* From volume 14. Numata gets the honor of delivering a homeless man's last message - which was to berate Sasayama for his welfare check being short that month.
9th Jun '15 7:17:00 AM StFan
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-->'''Yata:''' I was just thinking they reminded me of Clara and the grandfather in [[HeidiGirlOfTheAlps Heidi, Girl of the Alps.]]
-->'''Numata:''' (a page later) Old man, it's no use! Clara ain't ever gonna walk again...

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-->'''Yata:''' I was just thinking they reminded me of Clara and the grandfather in [[HeidiGirlOfTheAlps Heidi, Girl of the Alps.]]
-->'''Numata:''' (a
''Anime/HeidiGirlOfTheAlps''.\\
'''Numata:''' (''a
page later) later'') Old man, it's no use! Clara ain't ever gonna walk again...
19th Dec '14 9:33:22 PM Chabal2
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** And later, after some discussion as to how to move a corpse in a body bag, Numata tells Karatsu to cheer up and stop "acting like death is hanging over us". Karatsu looks up... and it turns out they're put the body bag in the overhead.
31st Oct '14 5:43:33 AM UknownTroper
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* The Corpse Delivery Service are able to help an alien hiding in the corpse of an ape from the Soviet space programme return to orbit in return for compensation. The compensation comes in the form of [[spoiler:''advertising'' for their services from space, which is only picked up by SETI. They immediately discount it as a prank.]]
26th Feb '14 11:01:42 PM MrWoodchip
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* Karatsu: "Hold on! I'm strangling a puppet!"
30th Mar '13 9:17:17 PM Willbyr
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-->'''Numata:''' (a page later) Old man, it's no use! Clara ain't ever gonna walk again...

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-->'''Numata:''' (a page later) Old man, it's no use! Clara ain't ever gonna walk again...again...

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18th May '12 6:58:00 AM octochan
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-->'''Sasayama:''' Nothing... [[NoodleIncident Just something that happened to me once]]. Anyway, ever since then, I've had this trauma about opening anything bigger than a breadbox.

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-->'''Sasayama:''' Nothing... [[NoodleIncident [[MPDPsycho Just something that happened to me once]]. Anyway, ever since then, I've had this trauma about opening anything bigger than a breadbox.
26th Apr '12 9:47:17 AM LordB
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* Kerellis gets pissed: "I've got a middle finger for you, and it's made out of ''felt!''"

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* Kerellis gets pissed: "I've got a middle finger for you, and it's made out of ''felt!''"''felt!''"
* From volume 12. Numata and Yata [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike both jump separately to the same odd conclusion.]]
-->'''Yata:''' I was just thinking they reminded me of Clara and the grandfather in [[HeidiGirlOfTheAlps Heidi, Girl of the Alps.]]
-->'''Numata:''' (a page later) Old man, it's no use! Clara ain't ever gonna walk again...
8th Dec '11 5:45:33 AM ManCalledTrue
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* Yet another from Numata: "She's dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange..."

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* Yet another from Numata: "She's dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange...""
* A corpse appears to have moved under its own power:
-->'''Yata:''' I don't think the police are going to buy that the corpse moved itself.
-->'''Kerellis:''' "No, officer, I'm not saying the dead ''walk'', I'm just saying they ''crawl'' once in a while!"
* Kerellis gets pissed: "I've got a middle finger for you, and it's made out of ''felt!''"
10th Mar '11 7:33:19 PM NoChorus
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* Yata: "I'm not a geek! I'm a nerd! We're smarter!"

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* Yata: * "I'm not a geek! I'm a nerd! We're smarter!"smarter!"
* Earlier example, also from Numata: when Sasayama, er, "persuades" the Kurosagi crew to do some charity work at an old folk's home, he offers to use his corpse-dowsing ability to figure out ''who will die next.'' [[spoiler: It works.]]
* From Vol 6:
-->'''Sasayama:''' It isn't going to be one of those things where I'm going to open it, and there's going to be this woman inside with all her limbs cut off, but still alive?
-->'''Karatsu:''' ...what?
-->'''Sasayama:''' Nothing... [[NoodleIncident Just something that happened to me once]]. Anyway, ever since then, I've had this trauma about opening anything bigger than a breadbox.
-->'''Numata:''' No worries, man! One, it's a he, two, he's got all his limbs, and three, he's ''definitely'' dead!
* From the first volume:
-->'''Sasaki:''' I say we use this money as a start-up capital...and find the others all around us who need a service for their last bodies...[[TitleDrop The Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service.]]
-->'''Karatsu:''' Tell me again...Why'd we agree to her idea...?
-->'''Numata:''' Because we're all completely unemployable?
-->'''Karatsu:''' Oh yeah..right.
* Yet another from Numata: "She's dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange..."
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