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* "You know, I just remembered what I wanted for dinner. A nice hot bowl of shut-it stew!"
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* "You know, "Hey, you know what? I just remembered figured out what I wanted want for dinner. dinner! A nice hot bowl of shut-it stew!"
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-->'''Danny:''' What was I thinking? I can't run a business. Oh, man! WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT FORTUNE COOKIE?! GAH, I HATE ME!
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-->'''Danny:''' What was I thinking? I can't run a business. Oh, man! WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT FORTUNE COOKIE?! GAH, I HATE ME!ME!
* In the Season 7 episode "Van, Go", Arthur and his friend George Barksdale put together a small casino party in the Heffernan house, trying to make some money for a trip on a senior cruise. The event initially goes in their favor, and they both decide to obtain money from someone who has not been gambling and stayed relatively quiet.
-->'''George:''' How's it going so far?\\
'''Arthur:''' We already have enough for the cruise ''plus'' a little left over for matching bolo ties.\\
'''George:''' Let's wrap it up. ''[claps hands together]''\\
'''Arthur:''' But if we go another half-hour, we can have separate cabins. That way if one of us is lucky, dentures with a lovely, the other one doesn't have to sleep in the hall.\\
'''George:''' ''[points]'' Look at Josephine. She's eating her weight in Cheez-Its and hasn't played a nickel.\\
'''Arthur:''' ''[hushed tone]'' Oh, she's loaded; got hit by a bus 5 years ago.\\
'''George:''' That's city money. Talk to her, I'll cover for you.
* In the Season 7 episode "Van, Go", Arthur and his friend George Barksdale put together a small casino party in the Heffernan house, trying to make some money for a trip on a senior cruise. The event initially goes in their favor, and they both decide to obtain money from someone who has not been gambling and stayed relatively quiet.
-->'''George:''' How's it going so far?\\
'''Arthur:''' We already have enough for the cruise ''plus'' a little left over for matching bolo ties.\\
'''George:''' Let's wrap it up. ''[claps hands together]''\\
'''Arthur:''' But if we go another half-hour, we can have separate cabins. That way if one of us is lucky, dentures with a lovely, the other one doesn't have to sleep in the hall.\\
'''George:''' ''[points]'' Look at Josephine. She's eating her weight in Cheez-Its and hasn't played a nickel.\\
'''Arthur:''' ''[hushed tone]'' Oh, she's loaded; got hit by a bus 5 years ago.\\
'''George:''' That's city money. Talk to her, I'll cover for you.
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--> '''Doug:''' ''(closes the cupboard)'' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain This never happened.]]
--> '''Doug:''' ''(closes the cupboard)'' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain This never happened.]]
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--> '''Doug:'''
--> ''(Doug sighs before looking into the
--> '''Doug:''' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain This never happened.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLVvaQI68jE The entire argument about dirty dishes.]] And at the end:
--> '''Doug:''' (closes the cupboard) [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain This never happened.]]
--> '''Doug:''' (closes the cupboard) [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain This never happened.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLVvaQI68jE The entire argument about dirty dishes.]] And at ]]:
--> ''(Arthur is seen putting away two coffee mugs, then Doug comes in with a box of dishwasher soap and Arthur closes theend:
cabinet.)''
--> '''Doug:'''(closes Arthur, what are you doing?
--> '''Arthur:''' [[DeadpanSnarker What does it look like I'm doing, ''Einstein''?]] ''(he closes thecupboard) dishwasher)''
--> '''Doug:''' [[CaptainObvious It looks like you're unloading dirty dishes, Einstein.]]
--> '''Arthur:''' They're ''clean'', Einstein!
--> '''Doug:''' No, they're dirty. I just loaded them, and I went to the store to get a box of detergent, Einstein.
--> '''Arthur:''' [[PoorCommunicationKills Well why didn't you leave a note saying that]], ''Einstein?!''
--> '''Doug:''' Stop calling me "Einstein"!
--> '''Arthur:''' [[NoYou STOP CALLING]] ''[[NoYou ME]]'' [[NoYou "EINSTEIN"!!!]]
--> '''Doug:''' No big deal, okay? We'll just reload the dishwasher... ''(he opens the cabinet)'' and wash em. Okay, now, which of these did you already put away?
--> '''Arthur:''' Let's see, I definitely remember putting away a blue bowl with big white and yellow sunflowers on it.
--> '''Doug:''' Okay, we don't own anything close to that.
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--> '''Doug:''' ''(closes the cupboard)'' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain This never happened.]]
--> ''(Arthur is seen putting away two coffee mugs, then Doug comes in with a box of dishwasher soap and Arthur closes the
--> '''Doug:'''
--> '''Arthur:''' [[DeadpanSnarker What does it look like I'm doing, ''Einstein''?]] ''(he closes the
--> '''Doug:''' [[CaptainObvious It looks like you're unloading dirty dishes, Einstein.]]
--> '''Arthur:''' They're ''clean'', Einstein!
--> '''Doug:''' No, they're dirty. I just loaded them, and I went to the store to get a box of detergent, Einstein.
--> '''Arthur:''' [[PoorCommunicationKills Well why didn't you leave a note saying that]], ''Einstein?!''
--> '''Doug:''' Stop calling me "Einstein"!
--> '''Arthur:''' [[NoYou STOP CALLING]] ''[[NoYou ME]]'' [[NoYou "EINSTEIN"!!!]]
--> '''Doug:''' No big deal, okay? We'll just reload the dishwasher... ''(he opens the cabinet)'' and wash em. Okay, now, which of these did you already put away?
--> '''Arthur:''' Let's see, I definitely remember putting away a blue bowl with big white and yellow sunflowers on it.
--> '''Doug:''' Okay, we don't own anything close to that.
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--> '''Doug:''' ''(closes the cupboard)'' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain This never happened.]]
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* In the first season, Doug finds out that ''all'' the women of Carrie's family stay slim easily up to a certain point, then suddenly start gaining ''a lot''. He catches himself looking at her stomach and worrying about the fact that she can no longer fit in her wedding dress. So he tells her that, to be romantic, he's going to carry her up to bed. But as soon as he lifts her in bridal position across both arms, he jiggles her to see if he can see or feel any extra fat. On the same subject, the whole concept of Carrie worrying about gaining weight is hilarious. Special mention goes to the scene where Doug tries on Carrie's mother's dress to try and prove to Carrie that even if she does eventually get fat enough to fit the dress, she will still be thinner than him, only to find out that he's ''too small for it.'' Ends up becoming HilariousInHindsight, because it has been remarked by viewers that Carrie's actress actually did gain weight near the end of the show, to the point that Carrie was almost as fat as Doug himself by the time it ended.
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* In the first season, Doug finds out that ''all'' the women of Carrie's family stay slim easily up to a certain point, then suddenly start gaining ''a lot''. He catches himself looking at her stomach and worrying about the fact that she can no longer fit in her wedding dress. So he tells her that, to be romantic, he's going to carry her up to bed. But as soon as he lifts her in bridal position across both arms, he jiggles her to see if he can see or feel any extra fat. On the same subject, the whole concept of Carrie worrying about gaining weight is hilarious. Special mention goes to the scene where Doug tries on Carrie's mother's dress to try and prove to Carrie that even if she does eventually get fat enough to fit the dress, she will still be thinner than him, only to find out that he's ''too small for it.'' Ends up becoming HilariousInHindsight, because it has been remarked by viewers that Carrie's actress actually did gain weight near the end of the show, to the point that Carrie was almost as fat as Doug himself by the time it ended.''
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLVvaQI68jE The entire argument about dirty dishes.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLVvaQI68jE The entire argument about dirty dishes.]]]] And at the end:
--> '''Doug:''' (closes the cupboard) [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain This never happened.]]
--> '''Arthur:''' Right-o.
--> '''Doug:''' (closes the cupboard) [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain This never happened.]]
--> '''Arthur:''' Right-o.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLVvaQI68jE The entire argument about dirty dishes.]]
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-->'''Danny:''' What was I thinking? I can't run a business. Oh, man! WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT FORTUNE COOKIE?! GAH, I HATE ME!
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-->'''Danny:''' What was I thinking? I can't run a business. Oh, man! WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT FORTUNE COOKIE?! GAH, I HATE ME!ME!
* In the series finale, after adopting a baby, Carrie tells Doug the unexpected news that she's pregnant. Doug's reaction?
-->'''Doug:''' ''(referring to their adopted baby)'' What do we do with this one?
* In the series finale, after adopting a baby, Carrie tells Doug the unexpected news that she's pregnant. Doug's reaction?
-->'''Doug:''' ''(referring to their adopted baby)'' What do we do with this one?
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Yes, the page has all sorts of funny moments unsorted, but I really wanted to add this one. The placement is where it is.
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* In Mammary Lane: "It was a mercy flirt!"
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* In Mammary Lane: "It was a mercy flirt!"flirt!"
* In the Season 6 episode "Secret Garden", Danny Heffernan is working and managing a landscaping side business. The situation he finds himself in leads to a HeelRealization moment.
-->'''Danny:''' What was I thinking? I can't run a business. Oh, man! WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT FORTUNE COOKIE?! GAH, I HATE ME!
* In the Season 6 episode "Secret Garden", Danny Heffernan is working and managing a landscaping side business. The situation he finds himself in leads to a HeelRealization moment.
-->'''Danny:''' What was I thinking? I can't run a business. Oh, man! WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT FORTUNE COOKIE?! GAH, I HATE ME!
