History Funny / TheIsland

29th Aug '15 9:11:48 PM DrakeClawfang
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** Earlier, Tom Lincoln's disbelief at Lincoln not knowing what sex is when his "best friend" is Jordan. -->"Well, I don't want to spoil anything, but boy, are you in for a treat."
31st Jan '15 2:24:03 PM TheUnsquished
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--> '''Bartender''': Well, it's your lucky day, [[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]]. He's in the can.
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--> '''Bartender''': Well, it's your lucky day, [[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]]. He's in the can.
10th Dec '14 11:16:59 AM AsForMyHandle
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--> '''Lincoln''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He's in a can?]]
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--> '''Lincoln''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint [[LiteralMinded He's in a can?]]

--> '''Lincoln''': [[TooDumbToLive A dump? Taking it where?]]
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--> '''Lincoln''': [[TooDumbToLive A dump? Taking it where?]] where?
11th Nov '14 8:16:27 PM Dragon
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-->'''Mac:''' You know how, when you want something ''really'' bad, you close your eyes and wish for it? -->'''Lincoln:''' Yeah... -->'''Mac:''' Well, God's the guy who ignores you.
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-->'''Mac:''' You Well, you know how, when you want something ''really'' bad, really really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? -->'''Lincoln:''' Yeah... -->'''Mac:''' Well, it? God's the guy who ignores you.
11th Nov '14 8:13:04 PM Dragon
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* Mac explains the concept of God to Lincoln: -->'''Mac:''' You know how, when you want something ''really'' bad, you close your eyes and wish for it? -->'''Lincoln:''' Yeah... -->'''Mac:''' Well, God's the guy who ignores you.
30th Jun '14 3:07:43 PM DrakeClawfang
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** This is also followed shortly by the worker seeing [[MsFanservice Jordan]] climb up and exclaiming "I ''know'' Jesus loves you!"
8th May '14 11:48:03 PM kyatollah
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* When Mac is explaining to Lincoln and Jordan the nature and purpose of their existence, he states that they're the source of replacement parts for their "owners." Cue Lincoln subtly crossing his hands over his groin.
18th Jan '14 5:42:54 PM firejewel
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--> '''Lincoln''': Thank you. * Don't you just ''looove'' those 'first meetings'.
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--> '''Lincoln''': Thank you.you. ** Then Jordan and the Bartender. --> '''Bartender''': (''to Jordan'') Something to drink? Jack? --> '''Jordan''': Yes, please. --> '''Bartender''': Straight up? (''Jordan looks up at the ceiling'') * Don't you just ''looove'' ''[[SarcasmMode looove]]'' those 'first meetings'.

--> '''Jordan''': Shut up!
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--> '''Jordan''': Shut up!
18th Jan '14 5:17:50 PM firejewel
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--> '''Bartender''': Well, it's your lucky day, Captain Kirk. He's in the can. --> '''Lincoln''': He's in a can?
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--> '''Bartender''': Well, it's your lucky day, [[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk.Kirk]]. He's in the can. --> '''Lincoln''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He's in a can? can?]]

--> '''Lincoln''': A dump? Taking it where?
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--> '''Lincoln''': [[TooDumbToLive A dump? Taking it where? where?]]

* Don't you just ''looove'' those 'first meetings'!
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* Don't you just ''looove'' those 'first meetings'!meetings'.
1st Aug '13 5:48:42 AM Nakuyabi
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* A construction worker's reaction after seeing Jordan and Lincoln surviving a Michael Bay action sequence that wrecked a building: --> '''Worker''': Jesus must ''love'' '''you!''' ** [[DeusExMachina (Amen, brother!)]]
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