History Funny / TheIsland

13th Jul '17 8:58:19 PM DrakeClawfang
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* Lincoln wonders why Tom Lincoln sounds different from him, and Tom explains he's from Scotland, hence a Scottish accent that Lincoln lacks. Lincoln then starts parroting Tom's speech and imitating his accent perfectly. Tom quickly gets annoyed and Lincoln stops, the two agreeing it made things ''too'' weird on top of their appearance.
13th Jul '17 8:56:15 PM DrakeClawfang
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--> '''Bartender''': Well, it's your lucky day, [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]]. He's in the can.
--> '''Lincoln''': [[LiteralMinded He's in a can?]]
--> '''Bartender''': Takin' a dump.
--> '''Lincoln''': A dump? Taking it where?
--> '''Bartender''': Tell you what, Bubba, you're fixing to get on my nerves. First door on the right.
--> '''Lincoln''': Thank you.

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--> '''Bartender''': Well, it's your lucky day, [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]]. He's in the can.
-->
can.\\
'''Lincoln''': [[LiteralMinded He's in a can?]]
-->
can?]]. \\
'''Bartender''': Takin' a dump.
-->
dump. \\
'''Lincoln''': A dump? Taking it where?
-->
where? \\
'''Bartender''': Tell you what, Bubba, you're fixing to get on my nerves. First door on the right.
-->
right.\\
'''Lincoln''': Thank you.



--> '''Bartender''': (''to Jordan'') Something to drink? Jack?
--> '''Jordan''': Yes, please.
--> '''Bartender''': Straight up? (''Jordan looks up at the ceiling'')

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--> '''Bartender''': (''to Jordan'') Something to drink? Jack?
-->
Jack? \\
'''Jordan''': Yes, please.
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please. \\
'''Bartender''': Straight up? (''Jordan looks up at the ceiling'')



--> '''Guy at Bar''': What's your number?
--> '''Jordan''': (''being lead away by Lincoln'') Two Delta...
* Don't you just ''[[SarcasmMode looove]]'' those 'first meetings'.
--> '''Tom Lincoln''': Why is my insurance policy sitting in my fuckin' sofa?

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--> '''Guy at Bar''': What's your number?
-->
number? \\
'''Jordan''': (''being lead away by Lincoln'') Two Delta...
* Don't you just ''[[SarcasmMode looove]]'' those 'first meetings'.
After Lincoln meets his sponsor, his sponsor slips away to call Merrick's assistant.
--> '''Tom Lincoln''': Why is my insurance policy sitting in on my fuckin' sofa?''fuckin' sofa''?



** [[DeusExMachina (Amen, brother!)]]



--> '''Lincoln''': Why didn't we ever do this before?
--> '''Jordan''': Shut up!

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--> '''Lincoln''': '''Lincoln:''' Wow, that tongue thing is amazing. \\
'''Jordan:''' I know. Open your mouth again. \\
'''Lincoln:'''
Why didn't we ever do this before?
--> '''Jordan''':
before? \\
'''Jordan:'''
Shut up!



-->"Well, I don't want to spoil anything, but boy, are you in for a treat."

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-->"Well, -->"You're kicking around with her and you're a virgin? ...Well, I don't want to spoil anything, but boy, are you in for a treat."
23rd Apr '16 7:09:07 PM AllCanadianReject
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** Then moments later:
--> '''Guy at Bar''': What's your number?
--> '''Jordan''': (''being lead away by Lincoln'') Two Delta...
29th Aug '15 9:11:48 PM DrakeClawfang
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** Earlier, Tom Lincoln's disbelief at Lincoln not knowing what sex is when his "best friend" is Jordan.
-->"Well, I don't want to spoil anything, but boy, are you in for a treat."
31st Jan '15 2:24:03 PM TheUnsquished
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--> '''Bartender''': Well, it's your lucky day, [[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]]. He's in the can.

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--> '''Bartender''': Well, it's your lucky day, [[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]]. He's in the can.
10th Dec '14 11:16:59 AM AsForMyHandle
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--> '''Lincoln''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He's in a can?]]

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--> '''Lincoln''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint [[LiteralMinded He's in a can?]]



--> '''Lincoln''': [[TooDumbToLive A dump? Taking it where?]]

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--> '''Lincoln''': [[TooDumbToLive A dump? Taking it where?]] where?
11th Nov '14 8:16:27 PM Dragon
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-->'''Mac:''' You know how, when you want something ''really'' bad, you close your eyes and wish for it?
-->'''Lincoln:''' Yeah...
-->'''Mac:''' Well, God's the guy who ignores you.

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-->'''Mac:''' You know how, when you want something ''really'' bad, you close your eyes and wish for it?
-->'''Lincoln:''' Yeah...
-->'''Mac:''' Well, you know when you want something really really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy who ignores you.
11th Nov '14 8:13:04 PM Dragon
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* Mac explains the concept of God to Lincoln:
-->'''Mac:''' You know how, when you want something ''really'' bad, you close your eyes and wish for it?
-->'''Lincoln:''' Yeah...
-->'''Mac:''' Well, God's the guy who ignores you.
30th Jun '14 3:07:43 PM DrakeClawfang
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** This is also followed shortly by the worker seeing [[MsFanservice Jordan]] climb up and exclaiming "I ''know'' Jesus loves you!"
8th May '14 11:48:03 PM kyatollah
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* When Mac is explaining to Lincoln and Jordan the nature and purpose of their existence, he states that they're the source of replacement parts for their "owners." Cue Lincoln subtly crossing his hands over his groin.
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