History Funny / TheHeroesOfOlympus

2nd Jul '17 6:24:50 AM Snowsky
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* "Percy hated tests. Since he lost his memory, his entire life felt like one big fill-in-the-blank. He was __ from __, he felt like __, and if the monsters caught him, he'd be __."

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* "Percy hated tests. Since he lost his memory, his entire life felt like one big fill-in-the-blank. He was __ _____ from __, _____, he felt like __, _____, and if the monsters caught him, he'd be __._____."



-->Promise not to feed me this, and I will take you north.

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-->Promise -->[[TakeThat Promise not to feed me this, and I will take you north.]]



-->'''Percy''': I don't think so. He just said "I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man"

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-->'''Percy''': I don't think so. He just said "I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man"man".



** Percy and Hazel's individual reactions to finding out that Arion the horse is a son of Neptune were pretty priceless.

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** Percy and Hazel's individual reactions to finding out that [[BestialityIsDepraved Arion the horse is a son of Neptune Neptune]] were pretty priceless.
11th Jun '17 10:25:38 PM Seraph522
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* A BrickJoke from ''The Sea of Monsters'' pays off here.
--->''At the beginning of "The Sea of Monsters"''
--->'''Percy:''' Laistry-I can't even say that. What would you call them in English?
--->'''Annabeth:''' Canadians.
--->''Five books later...''
--->'''Frank:''' What are these guys?
--->'''Percy:''' Canadians.
--->'''Frank (a Chinese Canadian):''' ''Excuse'' me?
3rd May '17 9:28:31 PM Shootthestar18
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* "Hercules, huh? That guy was like, the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turned-- there he is."
3rd May '17 9:25:25 PM Shootthestar18
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* [[spoiler: Leo is alive and flying on Festus to Ogygia and whooping with glee to be alive.]]
--> WHO DIED? WHO CAME BACK? WHO'S YOUR FREAKIN' SUPERSIZED McSHIZZLE NOW, BABY?!
3rd May '17 9:21:08 PM Shootthestar18
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* Piper is annoyed at the girls on the bus talking down to her and Leo says that if they knew that she was the daughter of a famous actor they'd be grovelling at her feet yelling, "We are not worthy!"



* Khione freezes Jason, turning him into a huge ice statue. Piper manages to unfreeze him, only to have him land face first onto the floor and Khione refreezes him.



* Frank and Hazel both know French and try to talk to each other in that language. They unfortunately find out that Canadian French and Hazel's New Orleans French have two entirely different meanings.



--> ''Nico'': Masts ''are'' from trees.\\
--> ''Leo'': Not the point!

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--> ''Nico'': '''Nico''': Masts ''are'' from trees.\\
--> ''Leo'': '''Leo''': Not the point!point!
* To keep Percy with her Annabeth asks about his promise that they'd go to college together and asks what Percy would study. He answered "Surfing?"
* Leo wakes up from a dream hugging the statue of Nike, Jason asks what he was doing and Leo mutters that they were cuddling.



** When he's turned back to normal:
--> '''Nico''': I- I had the weirdest nightmare about popcorn.



* If to fulfill the prophecy, Leo offers to set Coach Hedge on fire. Piper imagines the satyr attacking Gaea screaming, "Die, scumbag!" and almost laughs. Almost.



* Percy wanting to leave Tartarus as soon as possible before their disguise wears off and because "He didn’t want to spend the rest of his life looking like an extra from The Walking Dead.”



* Leo wakes up from a dream hugging the statue of Nike, Jason asks what he was doing and Leo mutters that they were cuddling.



* Percy's utter confusion at Nico's admission coupled with Annabeth getting it right away. As well as Nico and Annabeth repeatedly cutting Percy's "wait, so you mean"s off through the conversation.
-->'''Nico''' “But it’s cool. We’re cool. I mean, I see now... you’re cute, but you’re not my type.”
-->'''Percy''' “I’m not your type... Wait. So—”
** Annabeth high-fives Nico after this. Whether it's in congratulations for getting that off his chest or agreeing that Percy is cute is left to the reader.


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** Percy being the worst runner of the bunch when Nike's underlings chase them, and nearly collapsing afterwards with almost no breath in his lungs. Think back to Lightning Thief where Percy was out-runned by ''trees'' (tree nymphs to be more precise).
* Frank turns into a dragon carrying Annabeth and Percy in his talons. Annabeth is screaming for blood whereas Percy says, "I hate flying!!"
* "Greeks! Let's um... fight stuff!"
** Jason fondly notes that what the Greeks lacked in order, they certainly made up with enthusiasm.


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* Percy's utter confusion at Nico's admission coupled with Annabeth getting it right away. As well as Nico and Annabeth repeatedly cutting Percy's "wait, so you mean"s off through the conversation.
-->'''Nico''' “But it’s cool. We’re cool. I mean, I see now... you’re cute, but you’re not my type.”
-->'''Percy''' “I’m not your type... Wait. So—”
** Annabeth high-fives Nico after this. Whether it's in congratulations for getting that off his chest or agreeing that Percy is cute is left to the reader.
3rd May '17 9:00:45 PM Shootthestar18
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* Leo yelling at the rock giants about breaking his mast and how they didn't grow on trees.
--> ''Nico'': Masts ''are'' from trees.\\
--> ''Leo'': Not the point!
* '' We've arrived. Time to Split.''
* Nico gets turned into an ear of corn. Won't be the first time he got transformed into a plant.
* Passalos steals the zipper off of Leo's pants, causing him to try and shake his fist at the small man while also hoisting up his pants.
* Leo commenting on Jason's wasted awesome entrance after he takes out the Kerkopes and noted that he flew in like Peter Pan.


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** The first time Leo meets [[spoiler: Calypso]] she seems highly offended as she looks at Leo murderously when he says that she's named after "Caribbean music".
* Leo wakes up from a dream hugging the statue of Nike, Jason asks what he was doing and Leo mutters that they were cuddling.
25th Apr '17 8:24:18 AM akanesarumara
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* After the fight with the giants but before the trip back to Camp Halfblood, one of the demigods asks ''why'' the gods even need them. Cue the gods all looking like someone forced vinegar mustard and castor seed oil down their throats.
--> '''Aphrodite''': "Don't you think we are all asking ourselves that, honey?"
17th Apr '17 11:58:50 AM akanesarumara
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** Doubly hilarious and awesome/sad after realizing two things. 1: The bickering gives us insight into what is going on between Zeus and Poseidon according to Chiron ("You were always Mom Rhea's favourite!" "Celestial miracles are way cooler than maritime ones!"). 2: Despite the bickering, Percy and Jason get along. Makes you wonder what Zeus and Poseidon could achieve if they would just work together...
10th Oct '16 8:19:40 PM akanesarumara
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* Percy and Jason go to the meeting room with the others together for the first time. They both instinctively reach for the chair of honour at the end of the table at the same time. Jason emits a few sparks in surprise and slight annoyance as they exchange looks... then they sit down in the chairs to the left and right side of it, leaving the seat of honour for Annabeth.
** Another show of friendly rivalry, after what happens in Kansas, Percy remarks slightly creeped out that he could have killed Jason.
--> '''Jason''': Yeah sure you could have, ''if there was a sea in Kansas.''
--> '''Percy''': I DON'T need a sea...''
25th Sep '16 8:44:34 PM akanesarumara
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* Leo, Jason and Piper are at Aeolus, trying to convince him to help free Hera. He's checking the situation with Zeus (via a device like a wireless earphone). The answer is something like, "yeah sure go ahead but uhm... I have a party scheduled next week so can you tell them to rescue her ''after'' that?" Cue a yell from Aeolus, because Aphrodite is yelling Zeus' head off on the other side saying the solstice is in a couple of days, and ''Hephaestus actually agrees with her.''
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