History Funny / TheGeorgeLopezShow

25th Dec '15 6:07:18 AM CJCroen1393
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-->'''George:''' Angie, remember when I said Carmen's virginity was hanging on by a thread? ''(beat)'' '''Here's the thread!'''
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-->'''George:''' Angie, remember when I said Carmen's virginity was hanging on by a thread? ''(beat)'' '''Here's the thread!'''thread!''' * When Vic was engaged to a ''much'' younger woman, we get this little piece of beauty: -->'''Vic:''' (''to Angie'') Now princess...\\ '''Angie AND Vic's fiancee:''' [[FreudianSlip Yes daddy?]]\\ (''[[{{Squick}} Understandably]] awkward pause'')\\ '''George:''' Yeah, that's going in the wedding toast.
11th Sep '15 10:37:29 AM Kartoonkid95
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'''George:''' Good. Then you can go to "hell hell".
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'''George:''' Good. Then you can go to "hell hell".hell". * From "Weekend at Benny's" when George discovers that Carmen wears a thong. -->'''George:''' Angie, remember when I said Carmen's virginity was hanging on by a thread? ''(beat)'' '''Here's the thread!'''
20th Aug '15 7:05:39 PM CJCroen1393
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* Speaking of Benny's house burning down: -->'''Angie:''' Why don't you blow out the candles and make [Carmen being okay] your birthday wish.\\ (''George does that'')\\ '''Vic:''' Ernie's on the phone! Your mother's house is on fire!\\ '''Angie:''' GEORGE!\\ '''George:''' I used my wish on Carmen I swear!
22nd Jul '15 4:45:44 PM dbf33
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---> '''George:''' What are you doing? '''Benny:''' I'm taking my losing lotto scratchers, painting them over with this silver nail polish, then selling them to the neighborhood kids. I took a "lose lose" and turned it into a "win win". '''George:''' Good. Then you can go to "hell hell". '''Angie:''' No you can't. You'll have to raise Max, because your father and I will have ''died from shock''.
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---> '''Angie:''' No you can't. You'll have to raise Max, because your father and I will have ''died from shock''. * An exchange between George and Benny. --> '''George:''' What are you doing? doing? \\ '''Benny:''' I'm taking my losing lotto scratchers, painting them over with this silver nail polish, then selling them to the neighborhood kids. I took a "lose lose" and turned it into a "win win". \n \\ '''George:''' Good. Then you can go to "hell hell". \n'''Angie:''' No you can't. You'll have to raise Max, because your father and I will have ''died from shock''.
22nd Jul '15 4:40:20 PM dbf33
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---> '''George:''' What are you doing? '''Benny:''' I'm taking my losing lotto scratchers, painting them over with this silver nail polish, then selling them to the neighborhood kids. I took a "lose lose" and turned it into a "win win". '''George:''' Good. Then you can go to "hell hell".
12th May '15 2:37:28 AM ShanetheFreestyler
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** Made funnier by the fact that, when asked by George who signed it (he wants to send them a Christmas card), Ernie tells them a lot of people signed and it's sort of a petition. Also funny is one of the earlier letters which reads "What the hell does god have to do to finish you off?"
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** Made funnier by the fact that, when asked by George who signed it (he wants to send them a Christmas card), Ernie tells them a lot of people signed and it's sort of a petition. Also funny is one of the earlier letters which reads "What the hell does god God have to do to finish you off?"
19th Apr '15 2:52:34 AM SeptimusHeap
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* George [[ItMakesSenseInContext meeting, hugging, and dancing with]] HRPufnstuf. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
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* George [[ItMakesSenseInContext meeting, hugging, and dancing with]] HRPufnstuf.Series/HRPufnstuf. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
17th Mar '15 1:43:59 PM CJCroen1393
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-->'''Max:''' I wish he ''was'' drunk. It would make a lot more sense.
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-->'''Max:''' I wish he ''was'' drunk. It would make a lot more sense.sense. * One episode features Angie expressing some BrutalHonesty to Carmen. It's priceless: -->'''Carmen:''' I don't know why [dad] is so angry, I thought he'd be happy to get rid of me for the weekend!\\ '''Angie:''' Of course he would! We ''ALL'' would! That's not the point.\\ (''later'')\\ '''Carmen:''' So just because dad's done a lot for me I can't accept anything from anyone? What if Harvard wants to give me a scholarship? Does that mean I can't take it?\\ '''Angie:''' No you can't. You'll have to raise Max, because your father and I will have ''died from shock''.
7th Jan '15 8:50:28 PM ZeroWizard
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--> Ernie (reading the note) "I hope you build a new house..." --> Angie- "well, that's not bad" --> Ernie-..."but this time with the windows painted shut so you're trapped inside and burn alive like the wicked witch you are!!"
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--> Ernie Ernie: (reading the note) "I hope you build a new house..." --> Angie- Angie: "well, that's not bad" --> Ernie-...Ernie: ..."but this time with the windows painted shut so you're trapped inside and burn alive like the wicked witch you are!!"

* George makes a wish for his birthday, Ernie comes in and says that Benny's house burnt down. George's instant reaction was "I swear my wish was about Carmen!" referring to the trouble with their daughter at the time of the scene. * After Carmen threatens to get pregnant so she can legally marry Jason in another state, greatly angering the rest of the family, she sneaks down in the middle of the night to where he's sleeping on the couch, and nudges him awake. He jumps up, revealing he's sleeping with a baseball bat for protection, and yells that he "didn't touch your daughter, Mr. Lopez!".
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* George makes a wish for his birthday, Ernie Vic comes in and says that Benny's house burnt down. George's instant reaction was "I swear my wish was about Carmen!" referring to the trouble with their daughter at the time of the scene. * After Carmen threatens to get pregnant so she can legally marry Jason in another state, greatly angering the rest of the family, she sneaks down in the middle of the night to where he's sleeping on the couch, and nudges him awake. He jumps up, revealing he's sleeping with a baseball bat for protection, and yells that he "didn't "I didn't touch your daughter, Mr. Lopez!".
7th Jan '15 8:46:44 PM ZeroWizard
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* When George rigs a productivity contest as payback for all the times Benny screwed him over, Benny vows to get even with him. George says she's bluffing, followed by a SmashCut to him holding his broken golf clubs in anguish.
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* When George rigs a productivity contest as payback for all the times Benny screwed him over, Benny vows to get even with him. George says she's bluffing, followed by a SmashCut to of him holding his broken golf clubs in anguish.

-->'''Angie''': *Reading* For every day I don't get my trip to Reno one of your loved ones will die.
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-->'''Angie''': *Reading* For every day I don't get my trip to Reno Reno, one of your loved ones will die.
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