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9th Dec '17 9:54:45 AM drdoo22
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-->'''George''': ''(waves his hands mockingly)'' Well then I guess you... have to get a job!

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-->'''George''': ''(waves his hands mockingly)'' Well then I guess you... have to get a job!job!
* In God Needles George, Benny telling the truth to George about their trip to Disneyland: it was really a carnival in a church's parking lot.
-->'''George''': But there were Disney characters there!
-->'''Benny''': Yeah, those dwarves you were hugging, they were just dwarves!
** Heck, ANY stories about George's childhood could count for this.
24th Nov '17 9:42:46 PM CJCroen1393
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** Shortly afterward, George tries to threaten something of Benny's only to conclude that "there's nothing she cares about!"
31st Oct '17 9:29:28 PM huntdaddy
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-->'''George''': ''(waves his hands mockingly)'' WellthenIguessyouhaveto get a job!

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-->'''George''': ''(waves his hands mockingly)'' WellthenIguessyouhaveto Well then I guess you... have to get a job!
31st Oct '17 9:28:18 PM huntdaddy
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'''Carmen:''' God, it was just a scratch. I'll pay for it. What do you want from me?!

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'''Carmen:''' God, it was just a scratch. I'll pay for it. What do you want from me?!me?!
* After George tells Veronica she either needs to go to college or get a job:
-->'''Veronica''': I can't go back to my old college. ''(waves hands dramatically)'' My 40-year old boyfriend was the dean, so... kinda awkward.
-->'''George''': ''(waves his hands mockingly)'' WellthenIguessyouhaveto get a job!
21st Aug '17 2:17:45 AM BronyoftheOctaves
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** And then add to that: Vic (who had witnessed Jason's roid-rage) then comes up with two possibilities: Either Jason is on steroids, or he's his ex wife.
6th Apr '17 7:20:50 PM ilovehirohamada
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-->'''Max:''' "Carmen, they found ''ANOTHER ONE''.

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-->'''Max:''' "Carmen, Carmen, they found ''ANOTHER ONE''.
5th Mar '17 3:03:46 AM SpideyTerry
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-->'''George:''' ''(Snatches bag)'' Now you're just rich.

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-->'''George:''' ''(Snatches bag)'' Now you're just rich.rich.
* In the next episode, Veronica starts a relationship with Mel in order to blackmail George into giving her her trust fund.
-->'''Angie:''' Get down here now, you ungrateful tramp!\\
'''Carmen:''' ''[walking in instead]'' What?\\
'''George:''' [[IndyPloy We know what you did, but we wanna hear it from your mouth.]]\\
'''Carmen:''' Um, I borrowed Mom's car, but I didn't think you'd notice the scratch.\\
'''George:''' You're gonna pay for that. Now, go upstairs. You're grounded. ''[Carmen leaves]'' That was lucky. We should do that once a week.
** After Veronica refuses to give this scheme up, she leaves the kitchen just before Carmen comes back:
--->'''Angie:''' That was the last straw. I can't take it anymore. I want her out of this house.\\
'''Carmen:''' God, it was just a scratch. I'll pay for it. What do you want from me?!
9th Aug '16 8:40:42 PM tigereye888
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'''George:''' Yeah, that's going in the wedding toast.

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'''George:''' Yeah, that's going in the wedding toast.toast.
* George gives up on getting Veronica to fix her behavior and gives up her inheritance:
-->'''Veronica:''' ''(Relishes bag of potato chips in hand)'' I'm rich! And I have chips.
-->'''George:''' ''(Snatches bag)'' Now you're just rich.
27th May '16 2:41:30 PM CJCroen1393
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** A subtle example, but even in a world where she's a terrific mother, Benny getting drunk is a universal constant (she's just not a full on alcoholic).
-->'''George:''' (''bewildered over Benny's friendly behavior'') Are you drunk!?\\
'''Benny:''' Drinking before five? I don't think so!
16th Apr '16 1:49:25 PM ilovehirohamada
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--> Max: "Carmen, they found ''ANOTHER ONE''.

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--> Max: -->'''Max:''' "Carmen, they found ''ANOTHER ONE''.
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